Thread 22973030

My stomach hurts and I think I might be celiac.

>>22973030 (OP)
get well soon

i hope it's stomach cancer

>>22973106
Thank you
>>22973119
Its probably just celiac.. if its not then I don't have a clue in the world. I just wasn't born to make it. I'm malnourished no matter what I do.

>>22975722
sorry anon

It's probably teenager "I'm special" syndrome where you self-diagnose as many illnesses as possible in a desperate attempt to be different and unique from your peers. This condition is often seen in those who are unable to differentiate themselves in ways that are actually challenging such as excelling in a hobby or skill.

>>22975732
I'm used to being light I guess I just don't like being tired all the time.
>>22975734
Desperate assumptions are gonna be the death of you, can't I wish to not feel sick after eating half the time?

>>22975751
if you keep experimenting with food/drink, you can probably get it more and more manageable

>>22975751
Smoke some dope and quit ur bitchin

Yep that's right u heard Walt jr u gonna cry about it

>>22975758
I wouldn't be surprised if its also just anxiety, its pretty shitty. I'm gonna see a doctor soon though.

>>22975751
Maybe you should stick to complaining to your discord friends. They will placate your delusions all day.

>>22975774
It might do you some good to get rid of that stigma my friend, you're crazy

>>22975771
I bet it's just that u need a swift kick in the ass

do u eat like shit? stop eating carbs anyway carbs ruin your life even if you're not celiac

>>22975778
>Guy who can't eat a cheeseburger on account of his irrationally nervous disposition
Bruh u can't eat a cheeseburger cuz ur fucken crazy or something I don't even know what you're on about anymore if anyone is crazy it's u

>>22975785
>do u eat like shit?
Nuh uh I eat super healthy, thats why I don't know why I'm getting sick all the time

>>22975734
>>22975759
>>22975774
waht the fuck

>>22975785
Buddy people like you talk a whole lot of shit but I've never met a single motherfucker who's worried about eating a cheeseburger who has accomplished fuck all in terms of physical feats that shit is irrelevant SKILL ISSUE

oh i tohught it was 3 people
>>22975793
>I've never met a single motherfucker who's worried about eating a cheeseburger who has accomplished fuck all in terms of physical feats
that's because digestive diseases can be crippling lol

>>22975792
I'm giving him sage advice smoking some doja will get rid of his tummy ache and maybe he'll stop whining like a baby too and learn to appreciate the good life

>>22975797
i know smoking tobacco stimulates digestion somehow
i think so anyway
weed will make him want to eat more, which would be good for the skinniness i guess, but he might eat some shit that upsets his organs..

i guess it all depends on whether it IS just a delusion or not, which only OP can know for sure

>>22975806
Actually the entire concept of delusion hinges on the fact the deluded cannot recognize that they are in a state of delusion.

>>22975805
He just needs to quit fuckin crying and being such a soft little bitch and weed might help him out with that it's legal here anyways

>>22975806
Well either its some digestive issue or placebo/ anxiety. Wouldn't be surprised if it was the second though cause shitty anxiety disorder has been ruining my life for awhile.

>>22975847
>Wouldn't be surprised if it was the second though cause shitty anxiety disorder has been ruining my life for awhile.
could be

You didn't even know what that word meant before you put your symptoms into Grok and it came up.
You're probably be fine. If not at least you have free health care all that shit hahahaha!

>>22976082
Bah bah bah

>>22976453
fwaaa