>>22973324Another one
An Indian, a Jew, and a nigger are traveling on the road when their car breaks down. Fortunately, there is a farm house nearby, so they knock on the door. The farmer answers.
The men say: "Excuse me, our car broke down. Is it OK if we spend the night here?"
The farmer says: "Sure, but I only have 1 bedroom and it can only fit 2 of you guys, so one of you is going to have to sleep in the barn."
The Jew says: "My parents survived the Holocaust, I can sleep in a barn for a day."
So the Indian and the nigger go to the bedroom, and the Jew goes out to sleep in the barn. 5 minutes later, there is a knock at the door. The Indian and nigger answer the door.
The Jew is standing in the doorway.
The Jew says: "Oy vey! There's a pig in the barn! It's a filthy, disgusting animal in my religion. One of you goys is going to have to sleep in the barn instead."
The Indian says: "No problem. I grew up in the slums of Mumbai. A night in a barn is nothing compared to that."
So the Indian goes out to the barn, and the others go to bed. 5 minutes later, there is a knock on the door. The Jew and nigger answer the door.
The Indian is standing in the doorway.
The Indian says: "By Shiva's name, there is a cow in that barn. It is a sacred animal in my religion, I cannot sleep next to it."
The nigger says: "Muhfugga, I grew up in the streets of Chicago, I can spend a night in a barn no problem."
So the nigger goes out to the barn, and the others go back to bed. 5 minutes later, there is a knock on the door. The Jew and Indian go to answer the door.
The cow and pig are standing in the doorway