Thread 22980911

>mom got to the delivery before me
>she found the dress I ordered
MOTHERFUCKING RETARDS WHY WOULDN'T YOU SHIP IT IN FUCKING DISCRETE PACKAGING NOW THEY KNOW I BOUGHT A PINK DRESS WITH SISSY WRITTEN ON IT
I'M PROBABLY GOING TO GET KICKED OUT NOW YOU FUCKING PIECES OF LAZY SHITS
FUCK NOW I'M SCARED TO LEAVE MY ROOM AND I GOT TO TAKE A PISS SO BADLY

>>22980911 (OP)
>mom found out im trooning out
>wants to kick me out

and this is a problem because...?

Damn and i thought I was stressed when I was ordering 4-aco-dmt and mephedrone to my grandma's apartment

>>22980911 (OP)
Funny if true but I doubt it

>>22980911 (OP)
Mom found my psychedelic mushroom gummies I bought from the internet.

>>22980911 (OP)
These are the fags whining about Epstein btw

>>22980911 (OP)
Fuck mate I hate when that happens.
Wifey found out about my BBC dildo like that too. Shit sucks.

>>22980911 (OP)
go back to /r9gay/ you fucking queer

>>22980911 (OP)
I know this post is fake but if it were real you could tell her it's for a girl you met "online"

>>22980911 (OP)
Time for a radical bluff: say it was for her

>>22980911 (OP)
Say it's a gift for a friend.

>>22980915
my grandma drank all my pot

>>22980911 (OP)
That’s what happens when you let browns deliver your shit, faggot. Now post a pic of you in the dress

Halloween is coming up, tell her it's for a costume you idjit. (Yes i know this is a troll but still)

>>22980913
>acetylpsilocin
Based RC
It has the power to rewrite your brain if you work with it.

>>22980911 (OP)
Back to faggotcentral akareddit, kikefaggot
Trump fucks kids

>>22980911 (OP)
Enjoy your Reddit post faggot

>>22980911 (OP)
Imagine not getting quality threads like this when UK is banned

>>22980922
>Please sit on my face!

>>22980913
You could just say dmt kid you’re not impressing anyone with extra letters

>>22980911 (OP)
“¶ The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God.” (Deuteronomy 22:5)

“But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the Lord: and be sure your sin will find you out.” (Numbers 32:23)

>>22980911 (OP)
damn I thought I was stressed with my mortgage payment, car payment, losing my wife and kids and putting my dog down last week.

>>22980911 (OP)
Just say it’s a gift for a girl you like.

you can’t cure being gay
just tell your parents the truth

>>22980911 (OP)
There's only one solution, and you know what it is.

>>22980930
N,N-DMT and 4-AcO-DMT aren't the same

>>22980911 (OP)
Wow bro, that's some though shit. Why do you be a faggot though

>>22980911 (OP)
Keep in mind your mom's basement is not an apartment

>>22980916
Only a retard couldn't tell the difference between a consenting adult putting on a dress and a old wrinkly conservative man raping kids but since you're the party a pedophiles I guess that makes sense

>>22980914
It’s a different experience - you’re the pretentious one

>>22980911 (OP)
Piss out the window; it’s what I do whenever my mom’s friends are over and I don’t want to come out my room to say hi.

>>22980911 (OP)
>NOW THEY KNOW I BOUGHT A PINK DRESS WITH SISSY WRITTEN ON IT

>>22980911 (OP)
k

>>22980911 (OP)
You're mom already knew bro. You're such a giant faggot that I can smell you through my screen.

>>22980920
Going all in.
Bold move.

>>22980911 (OP)
kys

>>22980911 (OP)
Frog sissies...

>>22980913
Fucking lol, when I was a dumbass 19 year old I ordered weed off a darkweb market to my parent's address using my real name. It had been a pretty sneaky delivery if the goddamn vendor didn't put fucking "Nail salon" on the sender info of the letter. Me and my parents were all home when the letter arrived and by sheer luck I happened to be the one who went to get the mail. Startled the shit out of me. Told the vendor he is a stupid niggerfaggot and gave him a one star review which in retrospect probably wasn't that smart since he knew my address.