The slumlords didn't clean the filthy shack and wasp nests and broken door like they said they would a week before we picked up the keys
Parents are trying to install three ceiling fans that don't have electrical grounding
They've spent $2,000 so far this month
There's no central air and My dad is going to have to try to fit a window air conditioner unit in a side sliding window and seal it somehow
They are both very crabby and I can't help out
I wanted them to let me go die under a bridge and my mom is overworked with her job and me and both my parents having to take a lot of days off to relocate their subhuman failure son who should have committed suicide 8 years ago

>>22983295 (OP)
glad to hear from you
slumlords are a nightmare to deal with, sorry
try not to beat yourself up for what your parents are doing
they're choosing to install ceiling fans at the end of the day, it would be shity for them to get mad at you

>>22983295 (OP)
>My dad is going to have to try to fit a window air conditioner unit in a side sliding window and seal it somehow
that should work
you can seal the edges with strips of foam
the window AC units can rattle and be loud, but they do work

>>22983295 (OP)
ok
there is a solution cob

um have you tried NOT being violently mentally ill???

>>22983330
>>22983533
demons

Why are you making shit up?

>>22983847
He's making shit up for attention. His parents didn't spend 2000 dollars trying to get a fucking apartment set up for him. This is so obviously contrived and far removed from reality i have no choice but to believe that you are also a neet, though you may not be lying like OP is. Because he's lying.

He is a covert narcissist.

hopelessly retarded

>>22983860
it seems like such boring shit to make up
some peoples parents are like this, that's partly why there's so many neets

>>22983867
shut the fuck up retard

>>22983869
i am NOT a retard >:(

>>22983860
what's so unbelievable about it?
maybe you're right, i just don't see why/how it's so unbelievable

>>22983847
kindness is not always the best thing for someone

>>22983997

>>22983860
Aren't you going to feel stupid when I take pictures of my new place within a week

>>22984273
canadians usually aren't self aware enough for retrospect.
tundra, hockey and alcaholism do a nigga dirty.

IDK live and sleep in your car, convert it to a sleeper and take the backseat out and shower at planet fitness. Build a wooden frame for a bed. It would only take a couple hours to make. A bed is mandatory.

Cook on a propane burner stove and keep a mini freezer hooked to solar to have icepacks. Freezer uses around 500W a day those small 1.1cuft ones.

I highly recommend an oyster cooler. Its expensive but it works well as a week long fridge for passive refrigeration with no ice just frozen icepacks. Get an efficient freezer, then get solar and install it on your roof. A 260W solar kit is only $200 its not that expensive.

The amount of people that cannot just save 30k USD to move offgrid is baffling in america. That's what I did. IDK you should have no excuse in a city if you have a planet fitness.

I have zero bills aside from food and starlink $200 a month.

Rent is one of the worst things you can pay in america. Just $1000-1500 going towards nothing.

Remember 4 years, at $1200 rent is $60k+ with food and all your utilities. That type of money can buy an offgrid paradise.

>>22985847
Why would you waste the time typing out any of that

>>22986000
checked
i found it interesting though

>>22983295 (OP)
advice for 2 of the problems: you can get projectile wasp poison that kills them instantly from most home and hardware stores and as for the ceiling fans you can just ground them to a random screw(if you don’t value your life) or just get ceiling fans that connect to the wall socket via cables where they ground to the earth hole.
the door I’m not sure about since I don’t know what’s wrong with it.

>>22985847
is it me or is the american lower-working class slowly tuning into the nomads like in cyberpunk?

>>22986735
it seems like it
i know several people like that, atleast