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Previous: >>22982677

this season sucks they should have ended it early

Watermellie <3

a josie free thread?

very cool

>>22984806
me watching four days of the Burt Points elimination challenge

Still thinking about this

A DOUBLE .45 TO YO FACE

>>22984812
>>22984826
KDBAW

miss her

>>22975618
>>22975618
>>22975618
>>22975618
real thread

angies mom showed tits and said nigger
florida niggas be crazy!

ellie is mid as fuck i dont get it

>>22984826
I didn't choose the crip life
The crip life chose me

do you think ricky plays with all of his cool toys, or does he just look at them

i wish i had toys...

>>22984835
She cute and is /ftl/ self insert

>>22984824

>>22984834
Angie's mom hates em

Ellie showed her teeth like a asked her to.

New ellie story. Zugzwang
I won (again). Soup always wins.

>>22984844
>>22982730
SAW
SAW

>>22984836
everything gonna ce alright

Gonna let myself get groomed by bagel to expose the inside of his operation

>>22984847
You're not chloe

>>22984843
>>22984844
>boxcutter anon posts a photo of himself holding a boxcutter outside her school
>Zugzwang, a German word meaning "compulsion to move", is a disadvantageous situation created by the requirement to move when no good moves are available

lol

tsook-tsvahng W

angi dad is black LOLOLOLOLLOLOOOLOL

>>22984843
>>22984844
we heckin did it bagelbros
but no uvula?

>>22984847
won't work he's the one that wants to be groomed #twink #bottom #rosebud

Kek this one is good.

>>22984847
bagelboy will have you like this before you even realize

>>22984850
Yes. I literally posted about it this in the last thread. >>22982730
Dumb bitch is still lurking. Tf you doing ellie? Evangelion cosplay already.

>>22984852
I thought she was half flip or Hispanic or something

>>22984844
>>22984843
ellie loves us

>>22984860
I think she's half sex half cum from my penis

When is she going to start posting cute fits? I have needs you know.

>>22984857
How many credits do you have

>>22984852
wrong kind of monkey, hes a sea monkey
>>22984860
she is

>>22984843
Anons b like
>the light behind her, what model is it? I know this hotel in this city uses the exact same lights

>>22984852
Her dad is just one of those dark filipinos.

>>22984857
It's bad actually I hate it

I think I might be into men like unironically lol

>>22984843
I hate this cringe pick-me

>>22984869
looks like the rainy back window of a car
@grok pull up weather report of all cities that had flights from SAN around 6am, 23rd of July

>>22984874
cool man happy for you

>>22984874
No more gay shit

>>22984857
is this real?

>Argay already brought the 200k to down to 100k and now 98.999k
Gay and grim.

>>22984886
We will be getting a burt / arye sextape before we get season 5

>>22984886
he really wants that BBC

>>22984886
Jeff already had this gimmick

>>22984892
You know, these gay little crow things are so much better than anime you have no idea. Thank you for changing it up.

>>22984884
she has some drawing skillz
not sure what happened to Fred boy's face but it's pretty good

I like that chappel roan song where she’s like luring a retarded girl with addiction issues to come over to her house to feed her xans and goon her with vibrators and dildos and it’s like her anthem

So the only ellietent we get now are ig stories every couple of days referring to shit in these threads? Cool

>>22984899
I know /ftl/ really hates Gundam Wing for some reason

>>22984886
any man who likes musicals as much as he does is a faggot

>>22984874
same man i just can't stop thinking about burts big black cock he is such content

>>22984905
I just never opened them up to ever bother reading wtf the subtitles were in your pics so they were just wasted image to add to the limit.
I click on the little crows cause they cute

>>22984903
magic stars soon, stay whitepilled

>>22984903
>Cool
Notcool. Evangelion cosplay pwoduct was pwomised. Pwoduct not dewivered

>>22984903
how is the zugzwang post related to the threads? Not up to date

tsook-tsvahng always wins

We need to be going to church more

How many people have gotten CTE from posting on /ftl/?

>>22985182
See
>>22982730
I shit this out at work and didnt proofread it so theres probably a ton of mistakes, like mispelling the fucking word

>>22984886
>sam's legacy is a black man fucking a white man in the ass for three fiddy

based

muted the stream for a while and aryeh is still begging burt to fuck him

>>22985175
>>22985194
wtf is wrong with this bitch

Jon is an agent of Lucifer.

>>22985200
i was shooting into the side of her house, so this reaction is probably justified
i'm over it

>>22985199
He honeslty might end up doing it for a couple hundred bucks and full profits in selling the sex tape

>>22985212
burt is too retarded to successfully jew down aryeh

if angie had pandered to /ftl/ would anyone have cared? she freely shows her family on stream while being doxxed, no fucks given

>>22985216
she's already selling the goods, so pandering would be a step backwards

>>22985216
no

>>22985216
Angie is a good person, she only attracts good people.

>>22985203
wtf is this furniture
I thought his family was rich
Did they cut him off after Van and Shadi got him hooked on cocaine and pills?

>>22985193
damn I feel bad if she actually feels this way, it's not that big of a deal it's legit like 5 people or less that are obsessive freaks and they're totally harmless realistically

>>22985215
Burt has the whole community on his side that will bully arye into being gay.
The future does not look bright
>>22985216
She did pander and read threads on stream. But no, her first day turned off any simp looking for that parasocial emotional bond, only gooners like her

>>22985226
it's wustic and bawn-cowe

Ellie nontent!

>>22985216
Glad she doesn't, Ellie did and look how that turned out for her. Got a fat white dude showing up at her school with a boxcutter and a 40yr old Aussie obsessed with BWC.

>>22985228
i think his autistic greed is too ironclad

shadi justice

>>22985239
Still funny as shit to me that Ellie thought 4chan spoke like "ya yn aint no goy babyfag"

i'm not 40

>>22985243
she has a big heart!

double entendre btw

>>22985246
isnt that kanye west retard speak

>>22985227
She probably just wants to hang but not be center of attention so i get why she comes to an anonymous board.
It sucks she has to take pics hiding the background unless she wants people to spend a bunch of time triangulating her whereabouts. Like just let a pic be a pic, god damn.

>>22985216
Angie just tries too hard to be interesting. She's very performative, like a stripper. Like Boner Garage from Were the Millers. Angie is the spiritual equivalent of Boner Garage.
>>22985239
She absolutely is trying to pander to an audience of simps and paypigs dunno wtf u think all that is about

I love you Ellie just the way you are :(

>>22985243
Van and Shadi are asking for trouble hanging out with black felons

Ellie had a true outing with us being moved but she stuck 2 pandering

To be honest, i thought Zugzwang was chinese when i made that post, not german.

>>22985269
you were wrong (again) btw

>>22985177
that would be even worse

>>22985269
whats wrong with pandering lol if you are good at something you should exploit it for money

>>22985268
I don’t know that guy he just broke into my bestfriends apartment dingus

Angie has such a millennial music taste for a 22 year old zoomer.
Her mom must be based.

>>22985271
thats like Yuengling

>>22985269
How is it any different than claire just replying "truuuuuu" to a post?

>>22985278
Burn the coal, pay the rice.

>>22985278
hi shadi

Shadi panders

>>22985292
What if that was a shrunken me haha

>>22985285
He doesn’t know my friend either some crack whore who lives in her student housing invited him

>>22985278
how did he do that? did he kick in the door with his little brown twig legs?

>>22985258
yeah I can see the potential in her to make good content but she just didn't get the opportunity to come out of her shell

>>22985298
Body slammed my friends door until the lock broke

Im the only nigga here that fucks with Dillinger Escape Plan

>>22985278
Why did you got the money instead of your friend?

>>22985290
This, you just know she thought she was going to become “/ourgirl/“ by pivoting to being anti Jet. Sorry hoe not happening, enjoy your Klaus replies.

>>22985258
>Woman doesn't want to be the center of attention
I swear to God none of you have spent time with a woman in an informal setting other than your own mothers. Just mindblowing you would come to this conclusion, given her behaviour and the very fact she wanted to be on fishtank lmao. She 100% wants to be the center of attention. You guys project onto these women very hard to try to fit them into your ideal mold of how you imagine and want them to be in your heads.

An asexual woman who doesn't want to be the center of attention. R u niggas fucken serious?!?

>>22985269
do you really hate ellie

>>22985302
I split it with my best friend

>>22985300
wtf?
do you guys live in the ghetto or were you just dropping off drugs to another trap house?

>>22985300
i already told you i'm sorry
get over it!

Cryo why did you take the server down or why was i kicked out?
Did you have another melty?

>>22985308
You’re retarded, and I mean I’m in a decent part of San Bernardino next to cal state visiting my best friend

>>22985292
tight. fucking. PUSSY.

I would rather get my ass beat up than pay 300 dollars

>enter thread
>ctrl f ellie
>see long post about
>reference long post in IG story
>i am seen as a lurking yn oldbabyfag by ftl
>profit?

>>22985315
Me too lol

>>22985313
I know I'm retarded but even I know better than to hang around black people. maybe it's a West Coast thing what do I know I just like the Boston Celtics. Hell of a team. GO CELTICS WOOOOO

>>22985305
what i noticed from her first stream is Ellie really really like fame.
She seems to like it more than money or literally anything else
And shes a natural in interacting with people which seems to be the second thing she enjoys the attention
Shes a celebrity

I want this babyfag to pander to me. GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULLS YOU DUMB NIGGERS! Let me live my fucking fantasy of having a cringe zoomer 4chan gf who is way too fucking young for me. I want this babyfag to sit on my lap while I help her with her homework and there's nothing you can say that will change that.

>>22985305
Yeah and seeing her sit quietly during almost all convos in the tank and discord calls outside of the tank really show she just loves hogging up all the attention.

>>22985306
playing the long game, neg her a little, accept her into the fold, then knock her down and bully her once she's trapped

What happened to Burt's apartment?

>>22985322
What does that have to do with some random man breaking into my friends apartment and me wanting to fight the white crack whore that invited him back despite the apartments restraining order?

>>22985300
>Body slammed a door
Why wouldn't you just kick it once or twice instead of hurling your entire body weight into a door repeatedly like some kind of retard trying to escape the nuthouse? That's probably the most inefficient way you could go about breaking down a door

why haven't you watched s02 of dexter yet?

>>22985258
She wants to be the center of attention but failed to realize that pretending to be a virgin innocent girl to 4chan types only attracts the worst type of people when the mask falls off which leads to simp psychosis.

>>22985315
yeah I think I could take shadi and Van I mean they're probably barely awake nodding out half the time I ain't no custer u 5 me?

Ellie content!
But through angie

>>22985341
Angelina was inspired by the AI slop reel

>>22985333
He’s retarded

>>22985336
I signed up for the paramount service or w/e it is, i'll be catching up on the new shows, resurrection seems kinda lame if the trailer is anything to go by

stop trying to control her. Pretending to be a virgin innocent is great it shows respect to men that like her.

>>22985336
tried to watch at the behest of my dad, but it's just not good

>>22985337
Sure whatever i don't really give a shit to argue with you but i disagree

>>22985331
don't hang out with crack whores in the ghetto and you won't have to deal with their black felon bfs it's that simple you 5 me? every thang gonna cee okay.

>>22985311
cryo retired.

>>22985341
kek

>>22985353
You’re retarded those people are strangers to me do you not understand that idiot

>>22985348
I love resurrection so far, 3 episodes in. Way better than I expected.
Though the explanation to how he just got away again is very silly.

>>22985324
The type of fame she aspires to is interesting because it's not normie fame it's niche egirl fame like she has now. Her dream is to be a semi-lolcow and have a 400 page kiwifarms thread about her.

>>22985353
Strangers to me and my best friend

>>22985348
I will never forgive paramount for erasing jewish history by deleting the Nathan For You episode about his holocaust awareness jackets. They are nazis.
I bought one of those summit ice jackets and its very nice.

>>22985326
I wouldn't help with her homework because I'm retarded but she can sit on my lap though.

>>22985336
what? i watched that when it came out

>>22985336
I've watched it 4 times over because dex lies and videotape is the best dexter episode out of any of the seasons , wet dexter storming into Lilas apartment is peak, dexter and lila is the best

>>22985359
I know I'm retarded hood on cuh
But you can't be hanging out dealing drugs to no crack whores you 5 me?
As I 5c 5c 5sessful

>>22985362
lolcow milkers don't care about girls like her, they are frightened of girls like her

>>22985358
thats pretty good actually

>>22985356
He'll probably be back sooner than not

season 2 is the best dexter season in general I don't understand people who think season 4 is the best season

>>22985374
I wouldnt say its like that. She is too self aware for the general lolcow audience. They like their retards easy to rile up with just a couple of proddings similar to alex b

>>22985365
lol I didn't know they deleted the episode Nathan is a funny cuh on hood u 5 me?

>>22985373
Whatever
Everythang gon see alright

jet and ellie dms just leaked

>>22985336
New blood season is fishtank coded

>>22985385
If you havent, watch season 2 of The Rehearsal nathan has a whole episode about it and has actora dress up as paramount nazis. Its fucking hilarious
>>22985388
>its real

>>22985303
Everyone is secretly anti jet these days
even Shadabbyclod

>>22985388
lawl

sam is correcting Chris on the podcast to make sure the word Christian is uppercase

Ellie got a german lesson today.
We are such good mentors to our daughterwife

>>22985384
the KF fags want to go after her fans

Sam should start stealing Jon's bit of carrying around a Bible everywhere and pretending to read it

>>22985382
s4 gets rated higher only because of the ending,

>>22985404
Only if he read it out loud like jon does

>>22985394
Scorned lovers

party at klauses

>>22985404
i loled when he told chris to capitalize the C in Christian when typing a message to grok in the latest pgl
he's really committed to the bit

season 3 and 4 failed because there wasn't a filipino fish (freeloaders don't count)

Oh shit
You good?

>>22985413
he wants this btw

Abi wanted Jet to make her Mrs. Goodson aka the QUEEN of FISHTANK

>>22985413
Hey, Klaus may be a fag but don't do him like that. Reported btw

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>22985413
Wait what the fuck? I have been on that street tons of times. My friend used to live in manchester.
Klaus wanna get some soup sometime?

>>22985420
need this brace face on my cock asap

>>22985290
shadi is the bravest fish

>>22985413
that's my friends house he has to buzz you in first unfortunately no gay guys for him doors are all locked
>>22985417
I want a ftl meetup on cryo island but you guys are too docile and nontent

>>22985413
LOL

>>22985401
I love my daughterwife.

>>22985425
yes we should hang I love Manch Vegas
GO CELTICS WOOOOO

>>22985404
>da BIBOWW!!!...

>>22985438
>when ellie notices the new janitor at her school wont stop starring at her and is always cleaning within her vicinity

>>22985438
do you think i could trick her school into letting me register?
i have boyish charm

Are the Bongs still with us?

>>22985447
Hire actors to pretend to be your parents for parent teacher conference day
It'll be kino

hello 4chan? did you die? can't post?

what's Ellie up to today?

>>22985446
>Hey yn, what's the big idea?
>Nothing personal babyfag...

>>22985457
Learning german. Eating soup.

>>22985454
Captcha is slow as hell

>>22985457
gurly things

>>22985463
why is she learning German?

>>22985358
Direnc is the best
Daniel and Aryeh are good, don't know if it was on purpose but Aryeh seems to be striking a bit of a theatrical pose which fits him
Rachel is good but doesn't capture her full roundness, she needed to push the shoulders up and not have that well defined jaw and chin, give her a double chin
the rest are fine, I like that she drew Fred's whole body, different from the rest
overall, i'd recommended cheking out the sticky on /ic/, maybe some Loomis too

>>22985466
yea it's fucky today

>>22985457
lurking

>>22985466
>>22985454
captcha been fucked for like the last 24 hours, takes like 60 sec to load and another minute or two to post. fucking sucks trash site.

>>22985475
it was working fine for me until we move to this thread

>>22985470
The soupgods demanded it. But nigga just read the thread i linked the post like 4 times

>>22985453
not necessary, i can do voices

>>22985472
captcha is messing up today for me too

>>22985482
.... are you just going to do voices standing there in front of the teacher? You know what a parent teacher conference is, right?

>>22985420
jesus christ

House won Dexter is slop

>>22985499
i'll figure it out, trust

>>22985505
House is my favorite version of sherlock holmes. I have gotten bored with all other sherlock adaptations and a few of his books but i loved House all the way through

>>22985413
why does he do it

>>22985505
You are an irishman.

I LOVE SARA

>>22985505
the wire clears

>>22985517
based

>>22985505
House is one of the few shows i can rewatch whenever i want
>t. bluray series owner

>>22985515
it's just a bit (dickheads)

>>22985528
kLaus "accidentally" getting doxed and it's actually his enemy's address

W?

burt update

Bloodgames 2 idea.
Team tism
Jon
Jimmy
Daniel
Arye
Vs Team Slutgang
Abi
Claire
Letty
Angie

>>22985532
many would take his place!

>>22985532
fantastic

do we have no characters for midseason is nothing happening no drama no bant namefags

>>22985535
i still want fat camp games

>>22985530
>they still think those are my actual pictures and not some random guy

idk why sara is in a bikini rn but i am definitely not complaining

>>22985532
That was a day and a half ago

>>22985535
>jon
>jimmy
>daniel
>aryeh
i'd love to see these guys get violently angry at each other
all of them thinking "man, this guy is ACTUALLY retarded"

>>22985532
He didn't actually do that....right?

@benleaks
I just found some ellie tent I never got around to post

>>22985547
Thats exactly why i put them together. It would be gold for like 5 minutes before id want jon to kill them all

>>22985549
my heart

>>22985549
is she doing an awoo

>>22985549
Nice.

For your consideration:
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753402194157014.webm

>>22985554
she's talking with Aryeh about something, sounds like awoo, idk what it's about

House is hotel room background noise at best

>>22985549
saved.

>>22985541
it was supposed to be julian but he just has a crush. no bits

>>22985546
i have a feeling not much has changed

sara in a bikini for some reason

>>22985535
>Team Slutgang
No Binx or Direnc?

>>22985549
adorable

>>22985566
direnc isn't a slut

>>22985562
befriend the namefags and they simply go away

>>22985565
She's been like that all day for some reason
slut

>>22985545
Because American jet told mexi jet to tell her to because it’s the only way to hold onto the 20 real viewers they have

>>22985568
k

>>22985566
I forgot they existed
Yeah binx over abi, she would probably cry and quit in a couple days anyways

>>22985549
I WILL marry this girl. I will outcompete all of you

>>22985568
she has sex for money
that's her job

>>22985549
God she's pretty

you dont get crushes at my age

>>22985570
isn't every women in brazil like this?

>>22985578
so she's a whore, not a slut

>>22985578
Whores are not sluts. Sluts do it for the glamor of it all

>>22985580
what do you get

That was a pretty good Ricky. She's a decent enough artist.

>>22985580
you wont last a month, do something funny while youre still here

>>22985562
season 4 nontent

>>22985575
abi has literally never not quit anything

>>22985576
we'll see about that pal.

>>22985578
she's a good woman
like the prostitute in The Machinist

>>22985549
can my Asian HS self insert girl really be this cute?

>>22985586
hard to explain it's replaced by more clear headed feelings
Can't even remember the last time i had one. I notice women crushing on me though

what the fuck is millennium odyssey

>>22985595
do you think women ever grow out of having crushes?

>>22985588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx27wa0SpN4

>>22985595
i can only imagine how off putting and heavy handed australian flirting is

>>22985596
Idk

>>22985549
ellietent is when ellie creates a tent in my pants haha

>>22985588
>you wont last a month
Same.

>>22984849
I kept trying to flirt with her on tv and she ignored me

>>22985599
you have to as an adult but its probably substituted with something else thats more level headed. Imagine having a crush on every cute girl you see, you'd go nuts.

>>22985603
Double entendre

>>22985549
Must cuddle and kiss asian qt314.

>>22985600
who walked in at the end of the clip
was that jesus

>>22985590
Nothing she has quit was ever real.
>S2 freeloader
>Bitchtank
>Powtank
>Friendship with Claire
abi did nothing wrong

>>22985535
Team retard W if jimmy accepts jon as leader

Team slutgang will be Total Claire Destruction (TCD) and I'd straight up beat off in the bathroom at work nonstop

Otherwise with Letty in charge and the other girls silent seething at each other nothing gets done

>>22985614
hey, i'm not one to shit on abi for no reason, i'm just calling a spade a spade

yo shadi i thought u were cool but if ur gonna tell everyone im a rapist then i'll tell joey ur not chill like that

>>22985614
Her loving relationship with ogre??? You calling that fake too?

I might watch this movie that was a kino crash out

>>22985549
benleaks secretly loves her pandering, it makes his boy pussy all tingly inside

>>22985566
Direnc is certified /slutgang/

>>22985616
That image is absurd and has me keekkkking like a yn babyfag

>>22985620
Good movie

>>22985618
why do I get the feeling this was jet here on a VPN
>>22985303
it's always a Canadian flag with 1 post that defends him

>>22985619
Don’t know enough about it to say but probably not real

>>22985607
Ellie is the first crush I've had in my adult life. Most women it's just lust for me because the idea of being in a relationship with most modern women sounds like complete hell. The only women I've had crushes on have been virgins because they aren't jaded bitches yet.

>>22985635
sad!
anyway https://youtu.be/DbUnTPv1ZAA?si=FEQ_pE4G0PPrffT6

>>22985635
>The only women I've had crushes on have been virgins
How very "Neon Demon" of you.
>some real lolita shit

>>22985635
how old are you

>>22985635
yeah shes a pretty girl i like her too but its going to take more for me to feel anything in my heartless chest

>>22985635
How do you know they're virgins?

>>22985644
he doesnt
he's just a pervert

>>22985643
woah

>>22985388
what the fuck. tell me this isn't real man

lil monkey girl <3

>>22985643
then what the fuck have you been feeling the last month

>>22985591
I'm not your pal, guy. I take my future wife very seriously

>>22985635
>The only women I've had crushes on have been virgins because they aren't jaded bitches yet
thats called having a teeny weeny

>>22985640
Based, I've been learning this song for the past few days

>>22985641
Pedo Keanu was funny in that movie
>Room 214 gotta be seen!

https://youtu.be/DBvj3reylIw

>>22985549
who cares. i have some from this bitch i've never posted and i never will.

double entendre btw

back to the lobster cage claire

>>22985650
It's not real

>>22985659
Remember when she tried to say he was handsy and rapey?
Fuck this bitch she sucks. Her and her stupid baby voice

>>22985642
just turned 20
>>22985643
This is cope Julius sorry she has penetrated your heart and you know it.
>>22985644
This was in highschool so word gets around who's a virgin and who isn't. I didn't specifically seek them out though they just happened to be the ones that aren't argumentative bitches.

these are the current plotlines:
>jimmy + vinny ramos doghouse
>cole album (?)
>tj + burt video call
>claire tries going to another concert
>ongoing shadi justice
>inevitable burt + aryeh porn
>whatever freddy and betty are doing
>angie + jin (+ oliver) in japan
>stalking ellie
letty will probably do something also

>>22985663
>20
That makes sense I guess

>>22985664
Only 3 of these things matter.

>>22985614
What about having a tooth?

>>22985655
his older stuff is very fun to play

>>22985668
which three

>>22985394
more rimjobs for jet i see. trashy little slut.

>>22985404
this cocksucker did this in bitchtank, just sat ina room and read a book everytime he was on screen

>>22985326
in due time, this gook will pander on my hog

>>22985664
really dreadful that i will open this thread to burt fucking aryeh one day

>>22985652
nothing

>>22985675
Guess.

>>22985680
you're a lying little liar

Ellie's strongest simps analyzing her innocuous instagram stories to geolocate where she might be and who she is with and whether she is fucking a guy or not (they'll believe her when she says no anyway)

>>22985680
you were the chosen simp of the S4 offseason and you call it all nothing? its over

>>22985549
it looks like her teeth are glued on

>>22985678
synchronicity

ellie is learning my language to encourage me in my struggle to open more ftl threads on tv, i understand, I'll bake one right up

>>22985691
Its even funnier knowing one of those anons always avatarfagged as "the rational skeptic"

>>22985680
the hardened stoic

>>22985696
all of her posts are for (you)

>>22985696
Teach a new word to the class, and ellie, every day.

>>22985683
i don’t think any of them really matter. for these threads it’s probably the letty, tj, and claire ones

>>22984861
well why when i say suck banana she doesn't do it huh. hey ellie say you like BWC and wear a catholic cross when you do it heh

>>22985701
wrong! it's cole 3x

>>22985701
The arye burt one will matter the most, that shit will happen and ftl will never recover.

>>22985704
i don’t think that one will actually happen

>>22985653
i'm not your guy, buddy. you're highly mistaken because she's my future wife.

Ozzy, Hulk Hogan, and now Cole? This is too much

i dont psycho anal-lyse her posts i just like the cute ones

Ellie take another pic with a miniskirt to prove you didn't have sex with jet thanks <3

>>22985710
regardless, it matters
3x

>>22985697
that was me lol I never stalked her like that though

Why did cole cry and quit youtube like he cried and quit s2?

>>22985722
BPD

Ellie just got creampied....again.

>>22985722
his fans (me) hold up a big mirror to his face and he can't stand it

>>22985693
people blew up me following her into something its not

>>22985733
You purposefully namefagged and kept namefagging. You love the attention and do it on purpose. Stop blaming others

>>22985737
I don't, you love obsessing over identities. It's you that have the problem.

Why do people watch angi? I've watch for like 40 mins and this is boring as fuck. I'm finished two beers...

>>22985741
tight fucking piece

>>22985738
>look at me im different! I have a name! Oh btw its you guys that are weird for noticing im an attention whore

>>22985730
Bagel cream cheese or Jet's new zipp jizz?

sara and beto are back together?

>>22985742
She is hot but her stream is snooze fest

>>22985745
What is the lore on that penis pic

>>22985743
so if i post anonymously whats the difference. I make the exact same posts.
The difference is you see a name and start screeching at it. Because thats a you problem.

reminder jet has his talons deep in the moon family

>>22985754
God he’s so gross

beto needs some dutasteride asap

I swear there was this famous guy online who also had a 16 year old gf

>>22985754
forgot about this

>>22985758
are trumpers really this butthurt about southpark making fun of their favorite pedophile ,, do ppl not expect south park 2 not make fun of politics

>>22985758
LOL fucking jimmy.
Also now i see who is making all those seethe posts on /tv/ about south park now

>>22985758
lol come on now

You're gonna burn alright

>>22985762
They are mad that they went hard on trump but not biden

>>22985758
100% truth

>>22985762
cuck

ellie eat that banana

>>22985769
yeah, they should do a sam hyde and make a super relevant joke about Biden 4 years after his presidency about how he's le heckin old slow and stupid that'll own him

>>22985765
wheres she streaming?

>>22985549
rare, thanks

Ellie make love to a banana with your mouth

>>22985700
"Feierabend" is usually what I teach english speaking colleagues first. Describes the end of your work day and demarks the time to not give a shit about work anymore and have some leisure, like to continue posting on an autistic imageboard. it's like Feier=Party, abend=evening

Politics r gay

>>22985777
They mean during bidens presidency you fucking retard. I dont agree with them but they aren't even as stupid as you are

>>22985758
Wait a second Jimmy, the jewish libertarian cartoon isn’t based? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time.

>>22985688
wow JC mega mogged

>>22985758
jimmy is so mindfucked

>>22985785
there's really nothing new 2 say abt Biden or any commentary 2 be made during his presidency, Biden isn't promising epsteins list than saying it doesn't exist and blaming it on obama

Tfw I’ve completely stopped following normalfag politics even a little bit and just do what I want

>>22985778
fishtank website

>>22985758
MDE is a cult
>>22985789
yeah he's pretty raped

>>22985793
i would get a beer with kalei from bitchtank

>>22985799
she will definitely hang with you if you're gay

>>22985795
Ellie has nice triceps. She must go to the gym

>>22985803
she probably goes with sistermommy

S5 leak

season 5 leak

>>22985814
she's based

>>22985814
monkey girl feet

FISHTANK IS SAVED

>>22985819
who?

>>22985754
Someone as vile and perverted as Goran should not have access to rare Gigis.

>>22985819
Oh yea content time

>>22985819
Final 3 right here

>>22985819
I got so excited for 1 second then got to seth.

>>22985822
Content king Seth of the fishtank fame

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753407115103625.webm

>>22985823
do you think he DMed her his nepshroom already? maybe Ellie wasn't lying about jet being told for her and she's trying to set her sister up with him?

>>22985841
I hate it when girls try to pander to the racist audience but can't drop the hard r. Very cringe and will not renew my patreon.

>>22985819
is seth allowed to stream by himself?

>>22985846
Too old I mean
Jet is an old bag/cutie patootie
perfect for sistermommy

>>22985846
>do you think he DMed her his nepshroom already?
Why do you think about these things? That's just really gay.

>>22985851
He came online for like a minute and just said this
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752690678528475.mp4

Pues que mal que no lo vez, a un lado me puedes tener.

>>22985854
that's his whole thing man
The jet Neptune signature move
I'm not crazy you're crazy

The only reason why I go for 18 year olds, is because they're considered legal in almost any place. Sure, 16 is a much more common age of consent, but I want to be in the clear. That being said, I go for them because they're more likely to be virgins. Like, with an 18 year old, it pretty much a coin toss that she's still a virgin. But if you want to really make sure? You're gonna have to go younger than 18. Sure, 16 is a good bet and it's legal in most jurisdictions. But if you want to really make sure, you're gonna have to expand your horizon. You're gonna have to reject what the mass media have told you and dig deeper than that. I'm not gonna tell you a number, because that's for you to decide. All I'm gonna say is that all women are traumatized from a young age, so whatever you do is not gonna cause any additional harm. They're already damaged goods.

>>22985927
alright chill

>>22985927
what's the age of consent in austria, german friend?

>>22985927
But do you REALLY want an ipad baby as a gf?

>>22985819
NEPTUNE I KNEEL

>>22985927
i don't even have a thing for 18 year olds

>>22985927
Cool beans.

you guys are scaring sistermommy again
she's going to block 4chan from the ISP like mommyleaks does to leaky ben

>>22985819
>joins magicstars
>does nothing
how does he do it?

>>22985927
@grok summarize this in five words

>>22985958
pedophile

>>22985952
>they'd rather have seth than put a tay on
kwab

Anyone else get a 1-2 day ban for posting in an off topic thread aka sam/Harland thread on TV? Lol

Part of me is sad it's over i feel depressed and isolated. Another part of me can see the sunshine change of hope on the horizon. I generally have not much interest in comming to bant ftl on a regular basis after the complete and utter total disaster that happened when s4 exploded and Sam made a fool of himself on HH

>>22985963
Magic stars is fishy. Something is up with it and they dont want tay to know about it

>>22985961
thanks grok

Pic didn't post

>>22985963
me too

I be goonin, I be edgin

>>22985819
Jesus lmao

>>22985967
mods are getting sick of Sam Hyde/fishtank threads filling up half the catalog I think

Ellie right now while Elliecels wonder what she's up to

>>22985796
MDE is very cult like and has many Cult Traits

>>22985967
Everyone is already aware of Sam being an obese gorilla nigger who can't control his emotions. Creating a dozen threads about that one incident is just superfluous.

I don't think ellie is in zugzwang. She should simply ban all the kick chatters for 1 week. Anyone typing in there gets a 1 week ban.
They will form a new habbit than hovering her and tagging her all day

>>22985976
Pretty funny. Before the Harland Highway disaster the mods were threatening people who were asking for threads FTL threads to be pruned.

.. until Sam Hyde got utterly humiliated by Harland and People wouldn't stop making threads about it. I guess even Jannies have their limits

>>22985967
>>22985976
now that the 42 prepaid days are up, the /tv/ splitting should be swiftly removed

when does tj do karaoke?

>>22985985
Lmao so Sam really did pay the mods or they gave us a 42 days grace period out of "respect" for the fandom/Sam/MDE. I guess thats sorta honorable.

I am so alone

>>22985986
that's what I need 2 know

>>22985989
no clue, it's funny so i believe it

learn to enjoy your own company

>>22985992
i'm the funniest person i know

that me guy is pretty cool

I make myself laugh a lot
You guys are pretty funny too d0h

>>22986001
institutionalize this guy ASAP
he's a danger to himself and others

Maybe I should become a photographer so I can fuck young impressionable girls like Cvatik

>>22985992
I am trying to learn to appreciate my smaller circle of family pets and friends and not be obsessed with climbing the social clout ladder.

>>22986007
IS THAT MARY??? AWWOOOOGGGAAAA

>>22986007
At least post a pic that's tasteful. What the fuck is that?

>>22986001
Same and same.

>>22985814
>white toes
>foot slut
BASED

>>22986012
pets and friends aren't (you), anon

>>22986007
isn't this what leaky Ben went to school for? what happened there? autism?

simp crabs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

>>22985982
Lol fucking cunt went and did the opposite
>>22986017

>>22986020
I will focus on myself and supporting my family. I have 1 pet. I lied I dont have any irl friends. I'll adapt. Or kill myself.

Wait is she banning them?

>>22986026
>Or kill myself
Pussy

>>22985982
>I don't think ellie is in zugzwang
it's not a place, she did a reference to a post some anon made earlier

>>22986014
>>22986015
Remember when she posted her snatch randomly on twitter? very raped behavior.

>>22986024
shes stalking you bro

Ellie can i psycho anal-lyze you?

getting ignored or being given glances of contempt?

it’s cant decide so many options to choose from.

>>22986026
irl friends are nontent
I only hang out with people that sell me weed now.

i fuck up everything

I will get soup with soup anon in Manch Vegas d0h he seems cool

>>22986030
No shit she was referencing my posg. Its a state of being.

when are americans old enough to drink? 22?

>>22986046
Id be down but i would be afraid you would moggle and rap me

>>22986026
>i lied i dont have any irl friends
lmao at least you're honest

would you really rather experience NOTHING FOREVER AND EVER than whatever your shitty life currently entails?

captcha:AAAVV

>lolcowlenard: i feel nothing
my widdle sociopath

>>22986052
Shes literally me frfr

>>22986052
i'll make her feel something
discomfort

>>22985986
will he sing drops of jupiter

>>22986053
she read my post lol>>22985680

>>22986058
"holy shit i want to live, get me the fuck out of here"
>ellie and anonfag after 20 minutes in my garage

>>22986050
lol no moogle or rape type stuff I promise

>>22986048
25 out brains aren’t developed yet.

>>22986048
just ask grok
it's 21 years to drink in USA

>nontent gook is back to talk to her 3 kick chatters
incredible

Ban them ellie! It would be funny, do it!

>>22986067
thats insane