YOU LUBE YOUR LIVING ROOM!
>>22986059 (OP)this reads like a luxembourganon post
>>22986072Are those little toesies I see behind that ramen?
STINKY POO! make BRUSHETTA with YOUR WHOLE NAKED BODY at LEAST 1 bottle OF PURE OLIVE zoIL! And a tomato plant AND #10 can of olives and ALL THE GARLIC@! All over THE FLOOR and EVERY BOARD! Your floor better be Clean! Because I MADE BREAD! I MADE BREAd!! I expect you to FINISH MY MEAL by TOMORROW!
>>22986122did your parents force you to finish your meals?
>>22986158Can you imagine getting beaten with a full tomato plant?
>A type of fake blood not used earnestly in public since ancient alien actors. Ai will get mad at these special effects but will NEVER be able to replicate this dramatic and uniquely human act. >>22986072Don't PEE IN THE SAUCE brushetta boy!
I'll just wait outside then for lunch, don't have too much fun!