Jet and Ellies moon date edition
https://fishtank.live
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https://elestanque.live/live
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>>22991384
alright, so wtf did i miss today?
>Computer, generate eight-foot-tall futanari versions of Eleanor from season four of Fishtank Live. Reprogram to give them severe maternal instincts but... make them think that having sex with someone is the same as protecting them. Alter their perception to make them think that I am their son. Disengage safety protocols... and run program.
Buying Claire gifts for her birthday
Kot
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>>22992479Literally nothing.
>>22992479Klausjannys won
As usual
Broke niggas still mad I mog them and their cancelled show no one wants on /tv/
man, i love ellie so much
>>22992488they hate each other now
>>22992487PSA you're poor and carless
And you STINK
>>22992489first off, wtf is a "klausjanny"?
second, how did you get the show cancelled exactly?
>>22992488i like that we were on a similar wavelength for our first post
>>22992487I love Germany, i love germans
Benleaks and his German tranny friend will never know what it feels like to drive a fast car with a hot girl in the passenger seat
But that's just life
Not everyone can win like klausjannys
>>22992501yeah no shit they're POOR like you and they can't afford CARS eiither cause they STINK
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>>22992496the klausjanny is their Boogeyman they blame all their failures in life on because they're too stupid to realize their own problems in life are their own doing
they played themselves and I won (again)
what slop should i order from dominos
captcha:T2222
>>22992507>>22992502how wld ur dead family feel if they knew that you sit in a dirty ass apartment all day making posts abt me letting the trash in it build up
>>22992517Get a margarita pie from a local place instead
so did critter's nudes ever get leaked since she made a fansly account or did everyone just stop caring at this point?
>>22992517send some buffalo wings to my Dominican friend apartment in Manch vegas
Oh wait sorry you can't be friends with people that sells drugs
Or at least that's what some BROKE tranny told me
>>22992517Domino's always tastes like good slop for me but then an hour later my stomach hurts and im shitting myself. Local Italian pizza is so good too.
Now that Extreme Peace is over with.
What's Sam's current big project now?
>>22992526too late for that unfortunately
though i do love a good margarita with a fuck ton of basil
>>22992530she doesn't even get naked
>>22992531leave me out of your little tizzy, kdog
>>22992534sitting on his phone during PGL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRRNuYkDBEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRRNuYkDBEo
>>22992516imagine being jealous of a cat.
CERTAINLY NOT ME
>>22992534joyride coming soon!
Cleh spotted posting on teevee
>>22992523you're poor
Figure it out
Crank it up for the birthday girl. Sheโs a ___ woman.
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=KK7M7qYdYHk
Bettie:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_(feral_child)
>>22992535What else is there?
>>22992530That bitch is grotesque. Don't look at that shit. Have some self-respect. Geez.
>>22992553https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX_8FpFSFBA&
I won
Your show is DEAD
and you're BROKE
And you trannies WILL never touch a vagina
the only people that troon out are ugly and RAPED and they STINK
Double extended inside of ellie
>>22992538but what about the big oiled ass????
labubus are lowkey a vibe when dubai chocolate matcha is the move
>>22992568>Double extended inside of ellieCall that a double entendre btw
i fear that emiru has never wore a nose ring in her life, nor smoked weed
cant say the same about ellie, such a shame
here's my impression of klaus
>That's not my building I'm mad because thats totally not my building
>I HAVE FRIENDS SEE I'M FRIENDS WITH A GUY I PAY FOR DRUGS THAT'S FRIENDSHIP
>I got doxxed and the only response I could come up with is spamming the word stink
LMK what u guys think
happy birthday claire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpgBhUE0-8U
>>22992558i found a local joint that's still open, so i'm probably gonna get pic related B^)
>>22992577>bloodgames>not an all-star season>just going 2 be local bums from whatever state they're in rping
Claire having a tea party in a pink dress with all her labubus
>>22992568do you ever beat off to your creations or do they give a libidinal impulse to beat off because of the implication?
>>22992576Yeah autocorrect fucked me there
Jim
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>>22992585Good choice. Proud of ya, bud
this is what you have to look forward to in life
an ugly necrovagina NO ONE wants to see or touch
and then suicide
your dad knew this
that's why he bailed
And that's why I won :)
>>22992587weren't there a ton of confirmed former fish?
>>22992599this is what your sovl looks like
>>22992599i did not need to ever see this
>>22992587the ultimate jet neptune friendship simulator
>>22992599Why would you save and repost this? There are many other ways you could've made your point. You're sick. You need help.
reminder that your show is dead you have NOTHING positive going on in your life
that's why you lash out at people that are better looking and more successful in life
SORRY not SORRY
BG2 lasting a whopping 30 minutes before Sam tells them to turn off the cams again
>>22992601Only Trish, Greg and Burt (Kato quit)
>>22992589No these types are all comedic like drawing a dick on a bathroom stall door
The kissing ones did give me a chub tho
>>22992619jimmy and laron i think
honestly do you think mauro has ever swallowed a load
>>22992616you basically just explained why you're constantly seething abt TJ in ur own post
>>22992615This is what you guys deserve sorry but we've suffered these doxfag trannies long enough this supposed to be a RIGHT WING ALTERNATIVE show why are there faggots even here man what's their goal think about it man they're just here to cause trouble no one likes them
>>22992632mauro probably regularly swallows his own loads
>>22992620very sane answer honestly
>>22992611>Big house with all my friendsactively ignoring cease and desists for filming during this btw
>>22992635bro YOU are causing trouble
nobody wants 2 watch Jerry the local heroin addict play as a knight for $20 a day, if bloodgames isn't an all stars season it kinda just becomes shit
>>22992632He's straight and has a long term gf?
>>22992632He swallows jimmys or maybe it's the other way around idk they're both RAPED like leaky Ben over here
>>22992641he's causing trouble for the troublemakers.
aka gatekeeping
and that's a good thing.
>>22992635>this supposed to be a RIGHT WING ALTERNATIVEOMG YOU EVEN DID THE CRYING ABOUT SIDES LMAOOOOOO, I can feel the tears rolling down ur face while u type
>>22992645has there ever been proof of this
don't care doxfags STINK and I always win
Your show died and I won
Get off my tv board you STINK
>>22992649how machiavellian
>>22992649it doesnt work like that here
>>22992630ellie had pretty uncanny ability at baiting screencaps with her facial expressions
>>22992651This is what you represent
a botched surgery
an abomination
your dad knew this
HE LEFT YOU
L0000000L
they're probably going 2 callback all of the season 4 cast if anything
>>22992657i mean, if you're getting upset by his posts, it kinda does.
now report me
It doesn't matter
It just proves I won :)
>>22992619>>22992629im pretty sure they wouldve accepted anyone who paid their own way there
>>22992664you went from being a pretty alright dude to being a cringe faggot
way to go. you couldn't just keep dunking on him, you had to be gay.
>>22992669sorry but these trannies need a reality check man
you gotta hold a mirror up to their face sometimes
Otherwise they'll never learn
>>22992601I assume it won't be at the original bloodgames location out of fear of getting in trouble unless they surprisingly managed 2 get their permits
I didn't wanna do this but they forced my hand
From now on it's 24/7 tranny gore surgery and bearded ladies
>congratulations
>you played yourself
you wanna dox and play games
Cool I can do that too
let's make these threads UNUSABLE
fine by me
now report me so I can switch IDs and spam more tranny gore
>>22992645I think if you're that fat and low T you're basically asexual. Fat people like that always have equally gross girlfriends because they can enable each other and commiserate about their victim complex fat people problems together.
>>22992674those messages are from a couple months ago, there is no bloodgames 2 EVER
I told you guys
I
ALWAYS
WIN
KAKAAAAW
>>22992693stop bro ellie might be in here
>>22992688i mean, it's not that hard to defeat you.
kLaus needs to spend some time in timeout
>>22992700too bad for her
And every one else
I'll take this whole thread to hell
Enjoy the ride! :)
>>22992703I don't wanna switch IDs yet until I'm banned
I'll wait it's fine
I have all the time in the world to make your threads hell :)
oooo I'm so scared of very rare botched bottom surgery
tfunk
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I know you're not tranny you're used to by now I'm sure you have to see it every time you take off your clothes :)
>i browse with images off
>1000 filters
>don't watch porn
>only fap to Ellie
i am pure, my mind is clean.
well im glad benleaks likes the gore that sucks for everyone else though lol
>>22992716it's not even botched, that's just what it looks like
she's serving middleschool edgelord vibes
you can't get banned 4 posting gore on /bant/ you're just embarrassing yourself by begging 2 be reported so you can feel some vindication like you're owning the imaginary trans boogeyman
>>22992645>>22992695mauro is chillin. a lot
>>22992731yea it's fucking gross and people pay lots of money to be disfigured and then they kill themselves when they finally come to their senses
>>22992739More content than TJ
Mauro is the last living metrosexual
>>22992744i take it back i used to say it was too thin but it looks normal
>>22992734don't care that you like it no one else does and they know it's your fault :)
I win
>>22992530she's charging $80 for 1 jpeg, i wouldn't even pay that to fuck her nasty skank ass.
anywhoozers im outside Klaus' home right now and i will let you guys know if i see him (i just want an autograph and am no danger to myself or others)
benleaks why are you making klaus do this like wow
>2025
>still thinking people are le freaked out by gore and won't just filter u
:|
>>22992755did he always have that lion tattoo on his forearm
final destination 1 is so good
half the actors can't even hold back a smile when delivering their lines
>>22992763gore is the least offensive shit posted on here
>>22992763well i certainly don't like it
actually i think nazi things are less offensive than gore
>>22992766did you see the newest one?
this is what you have to look forward to
DISFIGUREMENT
MISERY
SUICIDE
Enjoy hell troonleaks
>>22992553feliz cumpleaรฑos, claudia, te amo, mi amor <3
>>22992782yeah it was also good
can't get enough of that stupid shit
did the mods decrease the filesize on here lol
>>22992789did you see five nights and fazbear fristies?
>>22992789yeah i was glad theyre still serviceable
i used to watch the paranormal activity movies but they dropped off bigly
https://files.catbox.moe/39o19u.png
Rare ellie pic
>>22992800no, fuck off
>>22992801need to watch those too
2000s horror is so kino
YOURE GOING TO DIE A FREAK
NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU
THIS IS YOUR LIFE
AN ABOMINATION
IT'S DISGUSTING
YOUR DAD KNOWS THIS
HE WISHES YOU WERENT SO GAY AND RAPED
THAT'S WHY HE LEFT
YOU DISAPPOINT EVERYONE IN YOUR LIFE
WHAT A JOKE OF A "PERSON"
>mic
>dropped
>>22992804why do you do this?
lol didn't click
All canucks and krauts = gay
ok since jet has deleted all his tweets, everyone drop ur favorite jet tweet
i'll start
>>22992813Very satisfying to upset josiepedo types
>>22992808i rewatched house of wax the other day and was crying laughing
atmosphere is really good though
pretty enjoyable if you havent seen it
>>22992824house of wax was a banger
>>22992824added to the list, thanks anon
>>22992822I didnโt watch season 1 what โturmoilโ happened that was soooo bad.
>>22992826fr
id also put 13 ghosts in the same rung
How ridiculous was it watching live when Brian thought season 2 was an MDE audition or whatever
>>22992829simmons. jon got drunk and freaked out over it
>>22992829jon's lover was taken from him
>>22992831brian had this incredible ability to quickly flanderize himself that it was almost comedic by that point
>>22992831Considering they saw vance and josie there it wasn't out of the question
The brian hate train was really all just coleburners being pissy
trannies are sad freaks man it's a real shame that no one will ever love them besides their crack whore mothers
not everyone can be rich and good looking like me I guess oh well lol I can't stop winning ig
>congregated has made $22,500
havenโt even seen a clip
>>22992842>The brian hate train was really all just coleburners being pissyno it wasnt
Living in with Van feels like this
>>22992824The original exorcist was pretty funny. I need to watch The Omen. Amityville Horror is my favorite from the 1970s. The shining is another classic. Idkโฆ horror movies nowadays just donโt hit anymore. The 70s and 80s just had that gritty lonesome rough feel to it so horror movies fit well. Now itโs all 4K HD horror not the same
>>22992845more cast and effort than powtank and will still only barely surpass it
what happened?
MDE documentary. The tl;dr is who were they before, how did they meet, what happened after the show got cancelled. It's pretty biased and leaves out all of the drama, even the surface level racism, but it's good if you're an MDE fan. They also walk around the canceled Blood Games 2 set.
https://youtu.be/crJQg8vq2Og?si=YjCJCkxZ89f8n-Nz
>>22992831I remember when he called Sam "SH" during group and the threads reaction was funny
Imagine being such an ugly incel loser that you pay some jew hack surgeon to chop your dick off what's the point benleaks you're just gonna kill yourself anyway I hope your mom is in good health btw cause you're FUCKED when she finally kicks the bucket and can no longer feed and shelter your broke ass
Dad is ashamed of you fix your life idiot it STINKS
>>22992851i watched the og texas chainsaw massacre when i was 12 at a movie theater and the way everyone cheered at the ending still gives me goosebumps
canon films had some incredible 80s horror movies (ie lifeforce)
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>>22992858Kek, that guy was not having it.
>>22992852powtank being on the site
kLaus go to bed, you're too cranky right now
>>22992867and yet gregtank has more viewers and coverage
doesnt add up
>>22992852cleej was just that damn good
>>22992864Oh shit yeah I always forgot about Texas chainsaw massacre! Now you got straight up chainsaw gore porn in HD with that terrifier 3 movie.
>>22992852Didn't jacob have to split half the money with thr wiggers? If so then gregtank made way more than powtank iirc
>>22992865>>>/gif/29196902
>>22992870goblina and goosmus been around for a minute!
>>22992869who is covering congregated
>>22992870Back when Sam still had some heart left
i wanna get really high and watch contact but its 3 am fuck
NOPE tranny doxer incels have to be a taught a lesson man they're gotten a bit too uppity for my liking this is their punishment and it's well deserved
SORRY not SORRY :)
>>22992816Deleted tweets and nothing in his bio implies fishtank other than the url which was probably just too lazy to change
>>22992871why do you do this
>>22992880it's the weekend!!!
>>22992875thats honestly irrelevant considering most of the cast didnt even care if they got paid + its still 30k
greg has to split maybe 34k with all these people so realistically the people that got paid for powtank still made more
chessmate nigger
>>22992884I was going 2 make a semi serious post abt why it probably was more successful than congregated but I didn't want 2 miss a cleej mention
have a chessmate nigger
have two
>>22992886>chessmateso close!
It's sad that ConGREGated made more in 5 days than El Estanque will make in 30.
anyone seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX746b8pDVg
>>22992891i havent fully shed off cumtown references yet what can i say
>>22992889you're uhhh "vagina" or whatever this is supposed to be looks pretty fucked up man you should get that checked out
>>22992889that is serious
>>22992900cleej is serious 2 me
>>22992901she was really getting in that shit
>>22992886I don't care if I get paid is delicious claire cope
>>22992842S2 brian is indefensible, stop with the revisionist history
I'm going to wait for the 4x speed claire review of congregated
>>22992893thats a damn shame
>>22992895yeah youd like it
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Watermellie <3
Mr leaks the operation was a success
you're now officially a disgusting freak
enjoy your gaping wound
Try not to get it infected now! good luck idiot! also douche that thing or something man it fucking STINKS
>>22992905shes far too generous with the content she provides here for us
to her constant detriment too
If jet was not retarded there'd be a logbook of tts and a record to show who the most profitable fish of each season was
>>22992907History is written by the victors
>>22992920TJ writes history?
>>22992915can't you make one where she dances.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AL4IwHuHlY
>>22992922scott looks hott here
02-59
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WHOA
BEN'S NECRO GINA LOOKS LIKE THAT???
did you know he's going to be homeless when his mom dies? He can't even drive. Or talk without stuttering. Or work a job. I'll still be rich and attractive and enjoying life though so I don't care. Not everyone can be a winner in life lol
>>22992921Yeah and you know he's gonna write a glowing review about his older bro brian while cole would be forgotten
>>22992919Claire is owed $3k I'd say
Imagine how much parkinglot cocaine you could get for that?
>>22992929TJ and Cole love each other bro wym???
>>22992911i watched this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4we_G0JxEw
Japanese 4channer schizo core
man i may be lonely sometimes but im glad i don't have to hang around some of you sick fucks much longer. jesus christ
>>22992937it's just kLaus having a tantrum
he'll tucker himself out soon
just DOXED what's left of ole leakys penis
idk about you guys but that don't look right to me
might wanna get that checked out
In the meantime enjoy DILATING and CUTTING at the same time idiot! That thing looks like it STINKS! get off my tv board smelly doxfags!
thread's pretty weird pilled rn ngl
>>22992929claire is owed fire and blood and she will collect
>>22992931haha
looks really good though, im gonna check this out
No more neoginas Iโm drunk Iโm gonna get sick
OOPS ALL VAGINOPLASTYS
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
OH WAIT
retards wanna play games with me
I can do that too
and I NEVER lose
Enjoy! ;)
you
don't
FUCK
With the
kWausJannys
I will literally devote my entire LIFE to ruining yours
And I have all the time and money to do it
I am literally THAT petty
I watched one of Taylors shorts on a whim. Her new guy seems more retarded than TJ. Maybe he was her type and he really did cheat on her.
>>22992942Powtank II: The Slutgang Strikes Back
Claire=Alicent
Letty=Rhaenyra
I can see Klaus through his window and he's flailing around like a spastic. Im starting to get freaked out so im just logging off and going home. Fishtank isnt fun anymore
>>22992961you can feel the tears from his posts
I CANCELLED YOUR SHOW
AND NOW IM CANCELLING YOU
YOURE
FUCKED
LOL
LOL
lol
no seriously though
you
are
FUCKED
>K J A W
>>22992964I came for your gay little show
And now I'm coming for your joke of a life
enjoy hell
btw
you STINK
>>22992968no, you're just having a tantrum
did the josie simps really migrate to ellie simps?
this what you dox trannies represent
whatever the fuck this
it's something disgusting that shouldnt even exist
you will die a sad kiss less virgin freak
and I will laugh
enjoy homelessness when Mom is gone idiot
she wants you take a shower and find a job cause man do you STINK
your thinks your show sucks btw
and she's glad I cancelled it LOL
man it feels good to always win kawkawkawkawkawkawkawkaw
>>22992975*she thinks
mommyleaks HATES your show she thinks it's GAY and CRINGE and you owe her $20 fucking idiot you STINK
each post season just gets worse doesn't it?
>6 more people have joined angie's sleep stream
>>22992980sleepy girls are so cute.
if you could define the male consciousness it would be the desire to be the big spoon
>>22992986bro you can't even see her
>>22992980love this little monkey slut
I cancelled your show
And now I'm cancelling your threads
deal with it nerds
admit defeat
you can't win
know why?
it's because you STINK!!!
>>22992980You wouldn't get it...
my cat is so stupid he's yowling meowing begging to go outback bc he likes the outside waterbowl more than the inside one
>>22992990this is based actually
i dont mind this
>>22992996Cryo, don't badmouth your cat like that. Shame on you.
I used to let my cat out
But I got tired of the fleas and ticks
and it getting into fights with other cats
>>22992988thanks for telling me what I'm not watching
>>22992998it's drastic but necessary
dox trannies have to be put in their place
from time to time
you can't let them run rampant in your community or it'll turn to shit
>>22993002>and it getting into fights with other catsBased Pirate Kitty. She was a good one. F.
Does direnc really work at Gotham city brothel in Melbourne? I can actually fuck a fish for money? Pretty tempted bros, I thought she was just a stripper tho
>>22993010There's almost 0 dofference between the two, strippers will do whatever when you rent a room in the back it's the open secret like happy endings at the asian massage parlor
>>22993010I think it is legal there so yeah(?)
her stripper name is FREYA
>>22993016Reminder to report all instances of porn being spammed.
>>22992577ME WANT BG2 NOW NOW NOW
>>22993022Didn't mean to link this post
>>22993010How much do you think she costs? Do you think you'll let her know you're a fan? I bet she would charge more if you told her.
>>22993027$500. No, but tell her you're an Angie fan after.
>>22993027350/hr for incalls, 500/hr for outcalls
>>22993042when are you streaming again?
I'm disappointed in Jin
he didn't marky post or go hard enough on jet before the show got cancelled either but I guess he really needed the money
he made jet hide in a closet from him though after mentioning r9k that was pretty cool
something about the way this goofy girl is dressed makes me so mad (it STINKS!)
I'm gonna start crashing out again
>>22993062was the Dominos any good
>>22993064i ate leftover pasta instead to save money and have had a stomach ache for the past 2 hours
>>22992553(HBD CLAIRE we heart u <3)
https://youtu.be/KK7M7qYdYHk
I think I'm giving up on Chinese take out
Sometimes it's good but most of the time it STINKS!
https://x.com/Skitzy_Youtube/status/1948869451362755036
Hype, honestly love me some jobe
and hbd 2 me as well
https://youtu.be/0iaEZzOkcDw
>>22993080hbd kLaus
https://youtu.be/vCgyCnITVLc?si=YRRbPuoRrstoIFa2&t=297
>>22992973yooo is that channing
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Love and life won
>>22993138He doin too much
klaus has the same birthday as claire?
Klaudia is real
>>22993195ill meet you there
>>22993195Tell us how it was if u do
Drool needs a lap dance from Direnc
>>22993238delaney my queen
you have given me many fart.
>>22992893el estanque fucking sucks
at least gregtank has trish
>Angie thread died
WHAT THE FUCK
>>22993195Direncโs ass is just really cute and wholesome looking even when sheโs trying to be as slutty of a stripper as she can.
>>22992543IT'S STILL CANON TO ME DAMMIT
>>22993264dude, you are in love with stripper
Anyone got plans for this weekend? I have decided to let my spinach keep growing and instead I am making chilli in my crock pot today.
Chili is a type of soup. Its a double entendre
shout out to direnc for taking my virginity.
>>22993309Shes a good woman
>>22993294>she really has stubbleyuck
Why are Trish and Direnc, two literal whores, the only fish women that arenโt evil? Either through simp manipulation, being annoying, or just generally being a cunt.
>>22993330you kinda die a little on the inside once you become a whore. it really mellows you out and makes you out a bit. the other girls still have something to prove, while trish and direnc have already been through it.
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JUST FUCK ALREADY
>>22993348They did, many times. Shame there are no bathroom cams
>>22993330Direnc probably has an evil side desu. Got a feeling she has or would do some really fucked up shit with a smile on her face.
Trish is the real deal tho. Her heart actually gold. Itโs been reaffirmed by Greg tank.
>>22993330I honestly have no idea why trish was ever on the show (lol jet wanted to fuck her) because she is just so damn boring. But the answer is because women go on these shows to gain a simp audience for free money, it is inherently evil motivations. Couplee with they have to be terminally online to even know about mde and fishtank but drench was told by a friend and trish doesnt seem that terminally online
Did everyone quit spictank? Where's Fenix, Ishmael, and Gioed?
Why do we all pretend to hate /tv/ when this thread dies the second there is a /tv/ thread because everyone flocks over there
>Tayleigh trying to deprive us of our little monkey girl
I never understood the hate until now
TTD!!!
wow we're really missing out on some great tayleigh bits
kill yourself $50 whore
I think this tay thint is a bit
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she owes freddy sex
KWABleigh can never win at anything, and it should stay that way.
>>22993330trish is non violent retard
direnc i think has some age regression thing in her, not meme like binx but real one
The weed store is selling a weed called "glitter bomb" and i will be buying it in honor of claire for her birthday
>>22993330>mfw my mere existence causes the basement dwellers to have a meltdown
sucking and fucking a man with candy corn teeth in honor of claire today, happy birthday whore!