Thread 22995020

My skin is prickly and my heart is racing, now what?

you lift weights
unironically

>>22995020 (OP)
Potential heart attack. You fucked up. Follow the directions.

>>22995020 (OP)
Now you win

>>22995020 (OP)
Permanent (minor) heart damage is what's next. Just stay still so you don't raise your heart rate, make sure to drink a lot of water and when you come down like 6+ hours from now try to take a multivitamin or even better a magnesium and or Vitamin B12/B6/B complex

RIP faggot

>>22995020 (OP)
>If not larping

Pharmacist here.

You took a lot but not likely enough to kill you. Youre primary concern needs to be avoiding an arrhythmia. You need to call an ambulance, tell them you took 800mg of caffeine so they can give you beta blockers and possibly benzodiazepines.

>>22995025
Do not take magnesium right now. Do not mess with your electrolytes right now. You don't want any excitation being brought about by things like magnesium or potassium.

>>22995020 (OP)
Drink water and sit down for like 4 hours. Don't lay down or stand up. Play a calming videogame or watch a movie or something to distract you.

A heart attack. One less skin cancer yt in the world :)

>>22995020 (OP)
Drink a lot of water, in small doses for the next five hours.
That way your kidneys and prostate won't suffer that much.
After this consider accepting Jesus Christ in your life.
You won't have much time to do so.
Have a memorable afternoon caffeinated anon.

Ive been drinking a monster(punch) everyday for the past month due to long work hours. Sugar aside am I fucked?

>>22995020 (OP)
Mom's spaghetti

>>22995021
FPBP
Being high and working out is the absolute best.

>>22995020 (OP)
GO FULL BREIVIK

>https://goyimtv.com/v/2731847047/Mr-Bond---With-Jews-You-Lose

>>22995020 (OP)
Depends on your tolerance
>>22995029
this is actually very good advice, reduce physical activity to nothing and do breathing exercises
>>22995027
>>22995028
trust this guy, im not being sarcastic, pharmacist anon knows his shit.

>>22995032
They took the monster energy drinks out of my local vending machines because some dude had a stroke from drinking too many every day.

>>22995032
My dad would drink 3 red bulls everyday when he was at work. He died of a stroke at 46. Don't drink too much caffeine.

I used to work in a warehouse and would drink two green big monsters every day and I started getting splitting headaches. After a week or so of quitting drinking monster the headaches went away.

I have not drank a monster since

>>22995020 (OP)
Wow, that's like 8 cups of covfefe. Big fucking deal. Take more. Keep taking it until something real happens.

>>22995020 (OP)
800mg of weed should counteract it

>>22995038
>He died of a stroke at 46
I'm sorry bro.

>>22995038
>>22995037
Yeah I’m probably gonna stop in the next few weeks or tone it down to like one monster a month. I have to work 14 hour shifts for two days next week