ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.

Non-happenings, habbenings, haqqenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting / avatarfagging et al. belong in the nonexistent /nah/ thread at >>>/bant/nah

Premium happenings, goldppenings, diamondppenings, rare GETs, great posts from great boards, users loved by everyone, secret meetups with mods and exclusive entries in blog.4chan.org belong in the 4chan pass-only thread at >>>/vip/happenings

Past happenings: https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/History
See how active 4chan boards are in real time: https://4stats.io
Search 4chan: https://find.4chan.org
Public ban archives (no longer updated): http://185.10.68.107:1776/ (4bans) & https://hiddenservice.cc/bans (IPv6 only)
Self-serve ads: https://4ch-ads.pages.dev/
Enhance your 4chan Experience (no 4chanX): https://rentry.org/4chan_Userscripts_1
Enhance your 4chan Archive Experience: https://rentry.org/FoolFuuka_Userscripts
Yotsuba catalog: https://catalog.neet.tv/
4chan media browsers: https://thread-puller.party/ (Images) & https://www.4webm.org (Webms / [wsg])
How to access IRC and contact the mods: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1654916/#1690512

Previous: >>23004085 | https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23004085/

https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/102266268/#q102266593
i think about this thread alot
i know it's older but yeah
i think he was making fun of OP

What's happening forum

AGP id...

>>23023958
Things are always happening to those who do not see.
I would recommend that you turn on your television.

>>23023923 (OP)
thank you for keeping this last piece of trve /qa/ cvltvre alive, I'm glad the general is starting to really flourish here

>>23023994
Krill thyself.

Just got a speeding ticket. FUCK

>>23024038
>Krill thyself.

>>23023994
>true qa culture

>I heckin love my artificialerino intelligencaroo because it's empowering!
>if you oppose ai, you're a heckin luddite!
>w-wait, no, can somebody stop this ahhh i didn't want this

>>23024117
later found to be a lie

>>23023940
>jp
>kid

>>>/v/716883076

the UK thinks the American companies they're fining for not listening to them will actually pay the fines, lmao

>>23020112
>at this point i can only assume /dbs/ (and /wsj/) only exist because rapeape wants /a/ to suffer for how they reacted to naruto threads being allowed way back when.
qrd?

Man /v/ fucking sucked today

>>23024781
/v/ sucks every day, what's special about today?

>>23024801
Slow AND shitty today, bizarrely slow for /v/

>>23021452
>>23021843
Reminder to download kiwix and the latest wikipedia dump.
~100GB for an offline copy of wikipedia, including compressed versions of most images. Saved my ass a few times when the internet went out

>>23024821
the slowness was likely caused partially by leto losing his domain

>>23024837
Oh, shit, Leto suffered a loss? Let's go, that's an enormous source of spam gone for at least a little while

>>23024839
he's been running around buying domains. i know domains are cheap but knowing that he's losing even a tiny bit of money over this is funny.

>>23024855
wonder how easy it'd be to fuck with him and get a domain taken away

>>23024870
that's what people have been doing kek

>>23024874
did he lose the main one he's operating from after losing the original?

>>23024874
What a time to be alive

>>23023174
there isn’t a template for pedo bans. the only templates are the rules as written. anything else is a custom message. for pedo bans every time it’s a custom ban message and it just happens there’s “customary” one(s) that get used commonly like idiot pedophile.

>>23025234
> like idiot pedophile.
Inspector Redwood come up with that one iirc

mods have started allowing /cumg/ again for god knows why. considering >>>/g/106089547 has been up for 6 hours, they haven't been monitoring it either.

>>23024629
don't know it all, but basically /a/ used to be very hostile to shonen and naruto in particular (since it was the most popular western shonen), but then in the early 2010s there was a stink of users complaining about mods banning people derailing those threads. moot stepped in to tell people they're anime and so allowed, which just made things worse and people flooded the board with gore and CP in protest, so moot fucked with them and changed the board title to something like "N/a/RUTO BEST ANIME EVAR CONFIRMED" and eventually won the war of attrition as is evident by shonen's continued existence on /a/.

at the time the mod who started banning the derailers was just known as Narutomod, but it was in fact rapeape in his earlier years on the staff. i'll admit if he remembers and that's the reason he allows those shitty clearly off-topic shonen threads out of spite then that is pretty funny.

>>23023923 (OP)
What law is this fucker referring to? Found this while looking for something else in desuarchive.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/145137517/#%3E%3E%3E/co/145141038

>>23025483
All anime is gay faggot shit. Acting like little gatekeeping faggots because THIS one anime about little kids doing things isn't as good as this other show about little girls (but totally 4 bajillion years old btw) doing schoolgirl things is just lame. It's pure cope. Anime has always been shit tier junk. If they really wanted to gatekeep they'd only talk about the maybe 10 animes total that aren't flat out blatantly for homosexuals or pedophiles. But they talk about "uwuuuuuuuuu b-b-baka iits not like i like you or anything uguuuuuu". They should be gassed.

>>23025439
/g/'s jannies and mods are only active during 30m per day at most. You could make a Shit Piss General and talk about nothing but shit and piss, and as long as the OP wasn't an obviously troll or NSFW image your thread could last for hours.

>>23025544
That post probably refers to the Usos y Costumbres system. It's what some call the self-government of several indigenous groups in the south of the country where the government has hardly any presence and the citizens follow the rules of their own communities. This is backed in the constitution, on its 2nd article/amendment.

The part about buying child brides refers to the fact that in several of these communities arranged marriages are practiced at an early age where the wife goes to live with the husband's family, and how bad people take advantage of this to essentially buy girls from their family while the government does nothing because of its low presence in the region and its high levels of corruption.

>>23025959
>ChatGPT and phind are good though

not even fucking food orders are safe

>>23025346
average /bird/ zoophile post

>>23025959
>>23026078
Give it to me straight, will the internet still be free by the end of the year?

>>23026361
Because with the way things are going, it feels like we won't have it by the end of August

>>23026078
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1950318190694723584/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/OoS-1HJ4Hu9XzuMS.mp4

>>23026361
already pretty much dead in the uk unless uk citizens start taking drastic actions

>>23026365
idk what you wanna hear dude what's going on is a mixture of:

>haha lets own the libs, backfiring
>the result of kids not listening to the older generation of xilenialls and milenialls telling them to cut their shit or something bad might happen
and
>boomers just becoming more cognizant of the internet they now know people can do extreme scheming behind chatrooms like telegram and discord and want to put a stop to it since the people at telegram and discord(these two are just examples) arent doing anything
>people are tired of what internet culture has become to the point of not doing anything about it
every other day someone is cancelled, doxxed or there is a major sperg out.
Shit wasnt always like this, you used to be able to talk shit back and then you'd become buddies or go your separate ways.
Now they just spam report you till you get banned

>>23026456
and most of cancel culture is literally children

>>23026456
>>23026458
shit some of the shootings in recent years have literally been fueld by echo chambers

>>23026361
Learn about the various P2P networks just in case.

>>23025618
Sinner you are, perhaps soon you shall meet your fate.

Ask a 4chan oldfag anything.
>How old
Pre-2024 election.
I witnessed the 4chan hack live.

Go ahead. Ask.

>>23026543
this will be 4chan in 15 years

>>23026547
this is bant now

>>23026543
H-holy shittu! A real oldfag... Um okay, I have 3 questions.
1. What's the "sharty"?
2. What is a "woah jack"?
3. How does it feel being one of the few oldfags left?

>>23026543
>>23026547
i think 4chan was over when it started giving a fuck about elections

wasn't worth it

>>23026590
2008?

>>23026554
>1. What's the "sharty"?
It's like 4chan, but scarier. It was made by some Russian pedo who got aids and died, and is responsible for the great hackening
>2. What is a "woah jack"?
It's kind of like a rage comic, but more based
>3. How does it feel being one of the few oldfags left?
Its a sobering feeling...

>>23027278
>made by some Russian pedo who got aids and died
is that actually true?
>It's like 4chan, but scarier.
it's like 4chan but even more CIA niggerbrain programmed and pathetic and degenerate

>>23027242
probably...

if you treat any of that shit as anything more than a joke, all paths eventually lead to sinking to the level of fantasizing about people boiling in pots of shit or whatever

>>23027290
>is that actually true?
I don't know I've never actually visited it, just read about it on twitter and kiwifarms.

>>23027303
the sharty thread on KF is a genuine trash fire. null lets them control the narrative pretty hard.

>>23027318
who's "them"?

>>23027337
the sharty

basically there's no way to scrutinize them on KF

>>23027318
its because hes scared of them

>>23027516
i'm hardly a lore specialist on this stuff but there is occasional information bleed through.
wasn't he one of the shorty's mods?

>>23027290
>is that actually true?
No. The original sharty was made by a tech illiterate nigger nicknamed soot who a couple of years later sold the site to kuz, the russian pedo that likes to buy niche imageboards but eventually sold the site to another nigger because he got AIDS (seriously) and needed money to return to his hometown and die. Since then the sharty changes of admin every 6 months because they constantly have meltdowns and powertrip.

>>23027736
i see
what a shitshow
it's sad some of the only weaponized autism left belongs to such petty retards

>>23027736
there's also rumors that kuz owns a giant residential proxy network, just like someone else that's talked about in this thread and he used those to shit up altchans to get them to submit to him. but that's just rumors.

https://t.me/s/chanupdates

>>23027858
>1 subscriber
someone with autism should infiltrate though

>>23027800
would be very interesting if it somehow turns out they're the same person

>>23027876
i really doubt it. you're giving both of them too much credit and his clitty probably leaked when you posted that.

>>23023994
wait a second, i finally remembered to adress this.
nigga we cannibalized /hap/ and /nah/ welcoming them openly.
the only part of the meta board that was actually meta is home now, on the island of broken toys for everything that pisses off jannies.
look at me
we're the meta now

>>23027888
checked

>>23027888
Bro, touch fucking grass, holy shit

>>23027907
but then what are you doing here?

>>23027907
>THE INTERNET IS SUPER SERIOUS BUSINESS GUYS
why are you like this?

>>23027910
methinks short teen copeth too much

>>23027888
didn't ask

>>23027910
>>23027914
>y-your the one taking the internet serious
>immedietly two wholesome big chungus redditors swoop in to down vote
Imagine losing your shit over a tripfagging basement dweller.

>didn't ask
>no u
faggot

I recently saw Brock on BLACKED.com. Don't ask me why I was on that site. But just know he is not the man you should be out here trusting.

>>23028137
it was a real question
nice rhetoric though

Lol, so the other IP turned out to be sorry little futasucky hoping on mommies phone to defend himself. Imagine taking le internet super serious.

so fucking worthless

the worst thing that could possibly happen to this sacred thread is letting some microdick triphomo ruin it with attention seeking antics. as you all were please.

>>23028158
You need to take your meds.

sauce me bro
sounds more like you're a whiny winless faggot that can't take criticism

>im not le mad, YOU ARE
>look at my heckin smug memerrino i found on reddit! btfo
Lol, based and redpilled Futasucky does it again.

>>23028167
SILENCE

(all namefags are Adam until proven otherwise)

sorry gentlemen, seems we have my personal kf using orbiter in the crowd.
you can tell him what you think of the gangstalker site without getting banned for hurt feelings (i promise)

Happening: another 500 retarded /pol/ threads moved to /bant/

>>23028256
hate when that happens

>>23027888
>nigga we cannibalized /hap/
You tried.

>>23028256
whenever a thread gets reported jannies would rather move 100 threads than delete a rule breaking thread or something.
it's like they're halfway to accepting this is a random board.

>>23028268
where have you lived comfortably without the harassment frogs and rage comics off wish didn't recieve?

>>23028275
>it's like they're halfway to accepting this is a random board.
I don't mean to be rude, but you misunderstand what motivates moderation.
Moving threads is the mods' way to punish posters they don't like on the boards they are moderating. What happens to the thread later doesn't matter to them.
In short, you are just collateral, they don't even know you are here.

>>23027736
Does PEP not exist in Russia? Who even dies of HIV infections anymore other than drug addicts on the streets and sub-Saharan Africans?

>>23028282
Brain rot, kek. Imagine being buck broken by the 4chan frog and 4chans last cultural renaissance.

>>23028275
they treat this board like what /trash/ should have been treated, instead of just being infinite furry porn dumps. they just move trash from other boards to this one. only when it's furry/pornographic do threads get /trash/ed anymore it seems.

>>23028289
ok, but why aren't you on r9gay again?
you got absorbed by the better board for meta.
i can make meta threads all day long here with 0 cosequences.
>>23028297
the biggest cope of all time.
you got slam dunked into the garbage and 90% of the friends you had backing you up grew up and got lives.

>>23028294
russia generally has its own separate medical/pharmaceutical infrastructure from the rest of the world, that's partly why they have so many unique nootropics and shit
but yeah, my impression was HIV wasn't normally a death sentence anymore

>>23028303
to be dumped among the shitposters is a lesser hell than the unlisted furry convention board.

>>23028323
Touch grass. Sad to see you are still here schizo babbling to yourself while all the other kids you called "friend" moved on. Even anzumark moved on. I guess the /hap/ threads are your last hope for any attention. When you finally die from a heart attack from eating all that goyslop, you'll be completely forgotten like any other attention whore.

>>23028323
>ok, but why aren't you on r9gay again?
Demons from old /qa/ follow us everywhere we go.

>>23028387
i'm his friend

but yeah this shit you wrote sounds much more grounded and not requiring of grass touching
i really hoped you would answer the question earlier

I'm guessing Leto is still having problems because /v/ is still relatively even tempered compared to normal

fuckin gangstalker dopamine zombie freaks

does anyone here have any idea why the mpv/ffmpeg/yt-dlp general in /g/ consistently has someone posting the most heinous shit ever? and does anyone know WHEN this all started?

i'm being generous here, but it's like all the "sane" posters left a long ass time ago.

>>23028387
dilate control freak tranny.
>>23028419
except here
because failure to take this was the failed meta board's downfall
because we're better without even trying.
all hail rng gambling

>>23028440
oh shit

>>23028428
>>23028432
when your only tool is a mouth every problem looks like a dick that needs sucking I guess

>>23028452
>because we're better without even trying.
I yoke under IDs. My anonymous soul yearns for the samefag and dreams of being retarded on the internet.

>>23028387
jeez man.

>>23028467
you have the protection most boards yearn for and are welcome here.
you won, get over it.

>>23028456
yeah, i think it's the all from the same person. but i am struggling to come up with any ideas as to why they might've been set off.

>>23028462
i'm not sure what the implication is but i like the way you speak lol

>>23028482
proving my point

>>23028462
>>23028493
brown and using any out he can find for his titanic failure (again)

40,000th thread ruined by attention seeking gay retard behavior award

>>23028467
Dingus, you talk like all boards have IDs. I yearn being able to mass reply again. And maybe a looney bin random board that isnt this trash heap.

>inb4 das wut /v/ is 4
cringe, garbage reddit board. not gonna like though, its still kinna funny making blacked shit.

>>23028521
talking about yourself in 3rd person is soooo 2019

>no u

>>23028524
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

HOLY SAMEFAG FAIL! POINT AND LAUGH AT THE LOSER! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>23028500
brown
>>23028521
gay retard
>>23028523
looney bin trash heap garbage blacked shit
>>23028531
fag in all caps loser

it's so fucking boring

what a fucking abomination, as if this board hadn't totally killed my ability to feel secondhand cringe

just do meth you idiots
you can get even more enjoyment than this while disassembling and reassembling an air purifier 2 dozen times

>>23028535
fucking abomination kill

>>23028524
>>23028531

>>23028531
color blind blue
>>23028533
mutt flag dictating race discarded as commonly wrong.

Looking schizo like in the /trash/ days...

I miss her bros....

>>23028557

broski getting caught samefagging does answer a lot of questions about insipid 1 post US flags that pop up all over the place

>>23028562
i have one of these
or something

>>23028597
w0w

>>23028580
But how would he do that? Change 4chan cookies under the same device to force a new ID? And if he forgot he'd be doing it manually

>>23028613
it's easy
talking about that shit gets threads killed though

>>23028613
you're smarter than this argentina. you have to be.

>>23028613
nigga i just have a pass and post on breaks or whenever i feel like.
my IP changes pretty regularly.
but that nigga coping for more people than me calling him an idiot.

>>23028613
4chan pass + cell service. It is really not that hard.

>>23028294
They usually won't treat gays.

>71 new posts since I last checked
>oh shit, something big must have happened
>it's just fucking yapping
go to >>>/nah/

>why does the government wanna censor the internet
>proceeds to sperg out over someone using a function on the website

>>23028613
see
>>23028628
and
>>23028630

>>23028613
ID's are only based off of IP.

Proof, see?

>>23028656
i like your new ID

>Proof, see?
that you're a newfag that can't into basic meta and how this site works?
obviously.

>doubling down 5000 times when caught doing something embarrassing
this shit gets so old

>>23028640
yappening

>>doubling down 5000 times when caught doing something embarrassing
these tranny head games are so beneath me

>>23028640
Every visit, there is never a /hap/. It is just fags talkiing about gay ass /pol/shit and /v/igger complaint threads, the usual. Here, have another bump. I am doing a important service.

>>23028677
if you ignore them for longer, they'll put more effort in
it's still funny anyone involved in any of this would invoke "touch grass"

Why does this guy just follow the tripfag around and white knight him

>>23028677
you are insufferable.

>>23028685
implying they touch grass or talk yo women
but you're right
manlet pecker rage back in the cage

>>23028693
did you miss where he fucked up a samefag? answer your own question.

>>23028701
where did that happen

i missed it

>>23028709
it didn't happen
i just had my trip off for one post and he got wishful thinking going again

>my trip just fell off bro it just happened
ok

>>23028721
oh lol

>>23028734
>>23028735
this

hey doesnt the shartsoup guy hate /qa/? why is he in a thread that has strong origins to /qa/

>>23028725
fell
off
complete your book on kf about me tranny

>>23028755
konater checked

>>23028746
it was meta and you failed to ever be that

>>23028767
lakitu sex

https://itch.io/t/5149036/reindexing-adult-nsfw-content

and you wonder why the rng mogs your manlet rage at every turn
you are nature's punching bag
take a hot to the tummy and every time you'll say "winning"
you're 4chan's whipping boy.

>he's still sperging out 20 minutes after everyone stopped replying to him

>>23028943
cope
you are failure eternal personified

>>23028936
KEK

For /sp/'s 150th million get not many seemed to care
>>>/sp/150000000

>>23029110

>>23029132
i miss that interface alot
the ps2 and ps3 and psp were great
the psp interface was basically hte same as the ps3

>>23029175

>"""""""""""""""""""""4chan""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""happenings""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""thread"""""""""""""""""""""

>>23029269

>>23028913
Too late, all the developers whose work they've delisted if not outright suspended are already looking for other places to market their stuff.

>>23028665
Didn't feel like using a trip, also forgot the post cooldown timer isn't 60 seconds here.

>>23028665
There, happy?

>>23029547
>>23029550
you are right next to the actual point without looking right at it.

nothing ever happens

>>23029665
no happening is a good happening

>>23029675

>>23026456

>>23028913
>We spoke with Stripe yesterday about their content policies. They confirmed that they will not be able to support adult content that fits the following definition: “content designed for sexual gratification.”
wait! read this next part too. it's important.
>Stripe asked us to pass along the following message to our users:
>>Stripe is currently unable to support sexually explicit content due to restrictions placed on them by their banking partners, despite card networks generally supporting adult content (with the appropriate registrations). Stripe has indicated that they hope to be able to support adult content in the future.
ok the public narrative is that itch is facing restrictions from payment processors but now the payment processors are saying they're facing restrictions from their banking partners? insert pointing spiderman meme here. that might not be a lazy deflection though. not to toot my own horn but in one of my posts earlier this month about this exact topic i said it's not about one or two players. it's still a small world but that whole web is complex and opaque.
>For those who aren’t aware, Stripe is one of the payment processors we’ve used since our early days. They have provided the “Pay with card” option on our checkout page for over 10 years.
>We are in the process of talking with other payment partners to accept card payments that Stripe is unable to process. ... our long-term plan is to implement one or more new processors to avoid putting the platform at risk.
some background info and their long-term plan.
>deindexed — A state where a project is removed from all public discovery channels on itch.io. A deindexed page will not appear in search results, browse pages, or recommendations. However, the page is otherwise fully functional, and will appear normally in collections, libraries, and profile pages. Access to files included on the page are not restricted in any way.
definition of deindexed for those who need it.

>>23029793
>ok the public narrative is that itch is facing restrictions from payment processors but now the payment processors are saying they're facing restrictions from their banking partners?
Yes, Visa and MasterCard are the ones applying the restrictions. Since itch.io doesn't process credit cards directly, that's why Stripe is involved.

>>23029800
Sounds like whoever works at itch io has a functioning fucking brain.
Companies have been using third party check out for years.

logfags have invaded bant

>>23029815
>>23029730
>>23029691
also does anyone know this simon fucker

>>23029793
Stripe is seperate from Visa and MasterCard

For me, it’s the Pfizer. The best mRNA vaccine. I even ask for extra jabs and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for extra jabs and they gave me three. I said, “Wow, three for free!” and the nice friendly lab tech laughed and said, “I’m going to call you 3-for-free!”.

Now the staff greets me with “hey it’s 3-for-free!” and ALWAYS give me three injections. It’s such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local health department, I go there at least 3 times a week for booster shots and a large box of chinese made disposable masks, 1-2 times in the mornings on the weekend, and maybe once in the evening when I’m in a rush but want a great experimental innoculation that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily immune system needs.

I even dip my fries in Pfizer vaccine, it’s delicious! What a great clinic.

>>23029823
oh wow. he's... i think he's the guy i erp'd with.

>>23030007
really? where

>>23030104
not telling.

UTTP is raiding /trash/

>>23030338
effectively raiding the local dump

>>23030326
ynot

>>23029793
>now the payment processors are saying they're facing restrictions from their banking partners? insert pointing spiderman meme here
I think it's a reasonable presumption that, should an opportunity arise to ask the banks about it, they'll find someone else to point at. The question becomes: who? I think this is where it gets interesting, since by immediately blaming this on the banks you're kinda at the top of the financial system, at least from the private sector. I see three possible answers, each with many variations contained inside them.
>the board/shareholders, specifically an activist investor or a band of them
>governments
>nonprofits, returning us to square one

>>23030365
um... it's too personal. just know that it was very intense and lovey dovey and both of us came buckets...

>>23030338
wow it's fucking nothing

>>23030505
the one on bant was ridiculous
i'm sure it will get worse

>raiding /trash/

>>23030641
it's not the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQadX7Bxf1A

>>23023923 (OP)
What's the link in this post? It was posted from an "ecker" thread.
>>>/v/16971248

I'm only vaguely aware of the drama surrounding this. I thought it was just some fatass posting their penis on a steam deck, but this post has me concerned about the link in the previous post.
>>>/v/716971287

Wtf is a "steamie", and why are they "known faggots and and child sex traffickers"?

>>23030763
>the Russian plastered all over a "come here to ban evade" website thumbnail

>>23030763
>mis-linked the first one
You know what? It's for the best.

>>23030773
What does it say?

>>23030801
>TIRED OF LOOKING FOR QUALITY PROXIES?
>website name
>NO DICK PHOTOS REQUIRED
Funny dig at 'ecker but also it's a CP hoarder's website and it does nothing to assuage any ideas that there are fifty billion fucking vatniks spamming 4chan at a moment's notice

>>23030773
>kuz and leto might actually be the same person
not sure how to feel about this

>>23030763
>Wtf is a "steamie"
Steam Deck user
>and why are they "known faggots and and child sex traffickers"?
Sounds like consolewarring, and maybe projection if we're going by the .gay advertisement above that reply

>>23030763
>What's the link in this post? It was posted from an "ecker" thread.
It's the new URL of Leto's ban evasion website. Him and his cabal have been shilling it on /v/ and /g/ for days.

>>23030870
most likely bait, that shit's too retarded to be serious

why do so many captcha's have "DT" in them?

>>23031050
This is all your fault.
I would recommend that you turn on your television.

>>23031142
more like niggervision

Things could be a lot worse.
>They could be a lot better
True, but they could be much much worse, let's enjoy what we have now and try to play nice without getting our prissy princess petticoats all stained from the cups of tea we hurl at one another on occasion.

>>23031829
Finally someone who understands, holy shit

>>23031829
On firefox this is just
>right click
>Copy Clean Link
But yes, absolutely remove that shit when you post a link, and if you use someone else's link only copy the main part

>>23031829
I didn't know that. That's interesting.

>>23031864
Even better: clearurls(dot)xyz
Automatically removes all the shit from links you open. Works even if you're opening a link from other app

>>23032056
lol they make money by selling that data too

kino is back on the menu
>>>/vr/11910129
>>>/vr/11910139

>decide to check RapeApe twitter
>he complains that his shitty management of the site made board topics meaningless

>>23032759
kek

>>23032759
so is he just allowed to break the anonymous mod rule because he's in charge, or what? i mean i assumed we weren't even meant to know he's in charge since that expose wasn't officially commented on by 4chan.

>>23032759
>ID: hoi3

>>23032767
Jay Irwin / Swaglord / invisibro / "nigger apple mod" is also allowed to be public
before he locked his Xitter account it used to display "4chan Community Manager"
I'm also pretty sure that ## Developer capcode revealed himself as Shii

>>23032767
not exactly anonymous when we've all known about him for years

>>23032759
>i can't trap what with my hands?
>why does it keep slipping between my fingers??

>>23032806
Swaglord receeded back to anon posting even before the pandemic
Shii hasn't been a mod since 2004
## developer is MVB who's not actually a dev, but the guy who lends the space for the baremetal servers.

>>23032759
>I don't enforce my rules so nobody follows them, except for ponies which gets you deleted and banned at lightning speed even during nights and holidays because cartoon animals live in my head rent-free... and now I am mad
>How could this be happening to me??
From the same mind that believes word filters aren't excellent blanket moderation and that even moderation should be done anonymously and with as little explanation as possible

>>23032898
Word filters are incredible moderation because every time there was a word filtered, it changed internet culture. See: Based

>>23032902
It's one of the lowest effort and highest reward moderation tools available and mods just don't use them. I have no fucking clue why when word filters alone could have completely killed TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY spam in its tracks and kept onions from ever becoming a maymay, but I know GrapeApe already seems to herald 4chan as some kind of entrypoint or "wellspring from which all else flows" to internet culture when that hasn't been true in any respect since the fappening. Maybe he feels meddling in that wellspring of culture isn't his place even while he keeps stepping into a field full of bear traps for actual community quality while doing it

>>23028157
Remilia my beloved

>>23032886
>## developer is MVB who's not actually a dev, but the guy who lends the space for the baremetal servers.
oh I just remember reading https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4590748/#4593884 with the idea that Shii was the one behind textboards
>>23032898
>except for ponies
TBF Leespam made GR15 too important
(nevertheless I won't be surprised if the mods are still butthurt about horsespam on /b/)
>word filters aren't excellent blanket moderation
soi filter didn't stop soiteens
CUCК filter didn't stop people from calling everybody (&moot) cucks

>>23032908

>>23033061
>being this mad over a KF thread
kek

>>23033068
what i thought it would be funny, im not mad a kf at all

>>23032912
yep. that's MVB. the last link between RH and 4chan.

Day he retires is the day this site dies desu.

>>23032902
>See: Based
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/based
4chan isn't even mentioned until a screenshot of "based on what?"

>>23033211
KYM is known to despite 4chan's influence and actively invisibilize it.

>>23033211
Based was an /a/ term because they saw a screenshot of the rapper Lil B showing off his anime collection. They started to make edits of anime characters saying Thank you, based god and the like. It didn't explode until the mods filtered soi to based during the soiboy spam era

>>23033211
The origin and spread of memes are different things.
And they randomly switch between them in that article.
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/%22Based%3F%20Based%20on%20What%22/order/asc/
And they list the origin as the original source. Like, the source for every meme from a movie should just be listed as the movie?

It's all gay and retarded, and doesn't matter anyway.

>>>/a/281111111

Happening? Medvedev shitposted so hard Trump is moving nuclear submarines to Russian borders
I'm pretty sure Dimon is gonna get removed from his current government position

>>23033389
>Medvedev
who?

>>23033211
I could've sworn it was around a little before that. I saw some old YT video where the guy recording says, "because I'm fucking based".

>>23033405
Dmitry Medvedev, used to be President for one term and Prime Minister for about a decade (iirc)
Doesn't do anything these days except for shitposting on Telegram and Twitter
Legally he's a member of Russian Security Council so his drunk shitposts about nuking America might be classified as actual threats against the US

>>23033423
only took 3 years for his threats to get a response other than being ignored or laughed at

>>23033433
3? I'm pretty sure he shat on Twitter since Covid (if not earlier)

>>23033439
didn't know he started those stupid threats before the war happened

>>23033433
>>23033439
NVM just checked his Xitter
both Russian and English accounts had no cringekino before February 24th

>>23032759
>I will look forward to making this site the best I can.

>>23033609
moot being a competent sysadmin compared to him was not expected

>>23030763
>>23030881
How come that Leto guy hasn't been raided by the feds yet?

>>23033641
because feds are more interested in editing Epstein camera footage than in catching pedophiles

>>23032759
>/b/
wow its almost like we had a sfw version of that!

>>23033643
Speaking of it: >>>/wsg/5920481

>>23033609
That screenshot is completely fake btw. In the HTML file passed around you can tell it's just an edit of an older thread from the 2011 leaks.
It's still really interesting how it basically became true, though.

>>23033669
>AIpoop

>>23033709
AIpoops: the next generation of YouTube Poops
>>23033665
we need a proper random blue board, not a repurposed meta board

>>23033713
at ths point they should just rename /b/ and then create a new /b/ to replace it

>>23033669
>some furfag teenager shit
allowing this website to get popular was a mistake

>>23033722
imo they should
>change /trash/ title to "Random Generals"
>allow /b/shit like loli on /trash/
>use /vg/ settings like 750 bump limit and more threads per page
>classify all porndumps as generals and kick them to /trash/

>>23033669
that thread has some good shit like >>>/wsg/5929137

>>23033641
they're notoriously slow to act.

>>23033731
No need to foster the garbage on /trash/ even more. I think closing it and forcing all the natives to go to /b/ would be the best option because it would upset a lot of gooners and furries probably and we'd get to watch them fight the pornbots and logbots for catalog space.

>>23033765
>No need to foster the garbage on /trash/
forcing gay furry niggers to use 4chan's /trash/ can is funny desu
>I think closing it and forcing all the natives to go to /b/ would be the best option
they'll just go for a different random board (/bant/ or try to colonize /r9k/)

>>23033773
>forcing gay furry niggers to use 4chan's /trash/ can is funny desu
It is but giving them a /trash/ can at all was a mistake.
>they'll just go for a different random board (/bant/ or try to colonize /r9k/)
This board sucks anyways and it would be funny to see how the natives react to more generals moving in. The no porn dumps rule would prevent the worst threads from migrating here. /r9k/ rules would probably keep the worst ones out from there too.
I do see the potential use in having a /vg/-like board for miscellaneous generals, but if a general doesn't already have an on-topic board it can call home it probably isn't a very good general.

>>23033815
>It is but giving them a /trash/ can at all was a mistake.
well rules say that only /b/ is allowed to have furry content so a rogue janny can in theory nuke /trash/ :^)
>This board sucks anyways and it would be funny to see how the natives
>natives
lolmao
>but if a general doesn't already have an on-topic board it can call home it probably isn't a very good general.
there are certain topics that have can't be attached to existing boards
lostwave/media, unfiction/""ARGs"", some other FOTM alphaslop, etc

Reduce /bant/ file size limit to 1mb

datamining fail

>>23033765
this would definitely be the funniest choice

>>23033815
even after getting shitcanned repeatedly for years you dense niggers still think you have a say in how this site runs
lol
lmao even

>>23033871
lmao

>>23033871
>we were banned from several platforms (including 4Chan)
based mods banning useless ""researchers""
link?
>captcha:0JS0Y

>>23033871
https://archived.moe/_/search/text/MSC_English/type/op/
https://web.archive.org/web/20220201095412/https://redcap.link/MSC_English
found it

https://www.bmj.com/content/379/bmj-2022-072561

>>23033889
>anon tells them to post their shit on /pol/
>they actually do post on /pol/
>three replies
Jesus

>>23033889
wow those memes are shit

>>23033641
also idk if the guy who runs the KF thread lurks. i don't feel like signing up for that site. lemur did not write that new script. he's pretty quick to jump to conclusions.

>>23033609
fake

>>23033669
In 5 years nobody will know how to drawfag because they do everything in AI

I am legitimately going to kill myself to avoid the complete sloppening of the Internet

>>23033975
>In 5 years nobody will know how to drawfag because they do everything in AI
Anon, people still know how to draw portraits even with photos being a thing

>>>/po/622919
9 year old /po/ thread on page 11

>>23033998
it's been on "page 11" for years

/v/ /nah/: gog's giving away a bunch of porn... with Postal 2 also in there for some reason

>>23034027
>with Postal 2 also in there for some reason
Postal 2 is a commonly banned/censored video game

>>23029800
>>23029826
>itch.io doesn't process credit cards directly, that's why Stripe is involved.
>Stripe is seperate from Visa and MasterCard
yes but as far as i know there hasn't been any conclusive proof of where precisely the restrictions are coming from. the affected platforms have been tight-lipped too. itch never mentioned visa or mastercard in either of their statements.
https://itch.io/updates/update-on-nsfw-content
https://itch.io/t/5149036/reindexing-adult-nsfw-content
i already went over the message from stripe but i'll paste it again since not everyone reads every post.
>Stripe asked us to pass along the following message to our users:
>>Stripe is currently unable to support sexually explicit content due to restrictions placed on them by their banking partners, despite card networks generally supporting adult content (with the appropriate registrations). Stripe has indicated that they hope to be able to support adult content in the future.
valve didn't mention visa or mastercard either.
https://www.pcgamer.com/software/platforms/valve-confirms-credit-card-companies-pressured-it-to-delist-certain-adult-games-from-steam/
i just noticed the url incorrectly says "credit card companies." if you actually read valve's statement they don't blame credit card companies.
>"We were recently notified that certain games on Steam may violate the rules and standards set forth by our payment processors and their related card networks and banks," said Valve. "As a result, we are retiring those games from being sold on the Steam Store."
>rules and standards set forth by our payment processors and their related card networks and banks
>payment processors
>card networks
>banks
that sure doesn't sound like valve is putting all the blame squarely on credit card companies to me.
>>>/v/717026306
big thread on /v/ about mastercard's statement.
>>>/v/717026742
primary sources for policies. sadly just one (you).

>>23034030
it's just kind of funny that it suddenly goes from a wall of porn to Postal 2

>>23033998
>>>/po/628086
>some /v/ermin makes a garbage thread on /po/ as soon as this is mentioned
Blocking those who post on /v/, /trash/ and /pol/ from posting elsewhere on the site would immediately improve things.

>>23034038
ehhhh Agony is also an edgy game with blood and gore
iirc UNRATED is the version that also has naked demon succubi

>>23034040
funny thing about /trash/ is that the Deltarune generals (the catalog has anywhere from 2 to 7 depending on the month) seem to be mod-protected. people have gotten 3-day vacations for reporting loli/shota in those, and some thread got autosaged for a week simply because one of its regulars "raided" the Noelle Holiday general

>>23033975
ai continues and so do many actual artists. the retards who tout on about it being a "genetic 'issue'" can get their assholes prolapsed while being burned alive.

>>23034098
I still remember mod stickying an enby with "/QA/ LOST" when the soiteens raided /trash/
I guess they are furry tranny mods lol

>>23034131
nvm false memories: can't find the thread on desu
maybe a different board?

>>23034098
the janny on /trash/ seems to understand that some of the the threads have their own subcultures

>>23034098
i'd ask for proof because that's too hilarious.

>>23034151
The thread that got autosaged last December was another shitty general, /hhg/. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/71651333/#71742183 It only made things worse with them spamming the catalog and making multiple different splinter generals (/imp/, /deer/, /hbg/, etc.) to avoid detection.

>>23034131
the enby sticky was for a different reason, namely the shit meme getting kicked out of another board.

>>23034098
*permasaged

>>23034027
Funny because GOG still won't let me buy Postal 2
Nor steam even when I get gifted it or try and buy a steam key
I fucking hate this nanny state shithole

>>23034027
Why do I have a feeling this is a calm to a storm?

>>23034131
I don't know about that, but they stickied three (3) Snoot Game threads.

why do christian cuckold subhumanoids all worship jews?

>xigger screencap
>mobile xigger screencap, even

>>>/s4s/12446741
stick

It's still just as easy as ever to just go into soc teleguard threads and say "group" and then get loads of
And if you use the ban evading site mods can't even really ban you for it

/sp/'s catalog got raided

>>23035383
woah

>>>/sp/150058648

>>23035447
explain yourself Argentina

>>23035209
>doesn't deny worshipping jewish guy's farts
KWAB

>>23035488
@grok does anon worship jewish guy's farts?

>>23035531
Yes, all christians are cuckolds and they also worship jewish guys' farts.

>>23035447
we really need to find a way of accelerating his fall

>>23035581
Continuing to report any domain he tries to register is a pretty surefire way of fucking with him

>>23035447
>out of pages and pages of spam this was the only thing deleted
Great job moderators

>>23035584
that eventually stops working, we need something more permanent

NEW:
>>23036468
>>23036468
>>23036468

>>23034027
NEVER GOON