Thread 23024796

Figma deez edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investing
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

Previous:
>>23001292

thank god, we now have a jew free thread
surely, no JUDEN will violate the non-jew rules

>>23024825
ahem...

>>23024850
See >>>23024789

Will be the hottest stock over the next 5+ years.

>>23024876
I don't have a broker that can trade OTC. Also I don't trust anything that is OTC after gayhorse silver

>>23024884
Fair enough. Keep your eyes out for the NASDAQ uplisting and buy calls when it hits.

>>23024886
delet this

i saw no explanation and a 1 hour long podcast listed in there
i don't have that one dude's AI terminal script where you feed it a youtube link & it spits out a bullet point list of important stuff

>>23024899
i cannot

>>23024884
what is gayhorse

>>23024850
as long as you don't behave in a jewish fashion, you can be considered an honorary aryan, brother

>>23024886
>>23024899
lmao

>>23024921
agreed

>Repost from previous thread because too juicy to slide

Twitch shitshow update and WOW ITS HUGE

>Twitch updates 'viewbotting' situation
>https://x.com/TwitchSupport/status/1949893119341687168
>Of course streamers are happy BUT already many speculate Twitch is merely giving a 'heads up' to botters to hide the evidence with few weeks time instead of immediate drop and doubt it'll be enforced equally(as in small streamers are punished while big streamers are left alone)

>CEO already damage controlling, claims he's unaware how bad botting is
>https://x.com/Awk20000/status/1950562024171405743
>This clip is bullshit since Ray J admitted to botting and he was in top 30 viewed on Twitch around June.....

>Guy that used to work in agency besides Twitch streamers stepped down, claims that out of top 500 streamers, 430 FUCKING PARTNERS WERE ALL BOTTING FOR YEARS
>https://x.com/DevinNash/status/1950694245414879405
>You can guess this is a red flag for fraud, possible big ass lawsuit by advertising companies if they ever decide to do it

>The cherry on top is the change on Monetized Streamer Agreement (MSA) and streamers are PISSED
>https://x.com/zachbussey/status/1950251681200922656
>Arbitration, claiming all sub revenue and termination at any time etc. is fucking insane; Basically a repeat of Vshojo's bullshit

I just love watching a fiery train that's crashing and wrecking in bullet time speed lmao Amazon must be livid

>>23024920
Bayhorse silver. It cost a lot of gullible idiots money.

>>23024945
ah ty

>>23024906
Invader zim was a show for lesbians

>>23024967
i always wished i had some weird lesbian friends to talk about creepypastas and rpgmaker horror games and invader zim with, but i was homeschooled in the middle of oklahoma and then texas

there was this artist girl at a highschool i went to for 1 year, i think she liked me but i never said anyting
i wanna kill myself
i drink the tapwater

My AMZN bags will be worth it when Twitch dies bros

>>23024971
>rpgmaker horror games
based lad

>>23024988
:D
i think witch's house might've been the most well-made, but they're all good

i don't mean to shit up the thread sorry

I like caitlin clark and paige bueckers because they have small tits

>>23025054
Caitlin Clark has beautiful legs. I want her to pin me face first into her vagine by using her legs and pee in my mouth.

GUYS THE PRICE OF COPPER IS TANKING

>>23025182
temporary, producers selling all they can before tariffs kick in. buying opportunity for copper miners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL-HvfVwZKM
another one for my spotify playlist...

>>23024876
those bags look heavy anon, why don’t you drop some

>>23025213
Hahaha, you don't understand. Yes, they're a pre-income company a couple of months away from signing the first contracts.

What matters is this: They will have 70% operating margins, with small capex of $250k per unit and easy scalability, each of which produces 25 tons per year and their product is going to touch every industry, with estimates of of up to 10,000 pounds contracted in the first year. They own all of the patents, and they don't expire until 2036. It's going to go to $10 billion mcap very fast.

>>23025227
>pre-income
7 years is a long time to get contracts and patents can be bought out of their cold bankrupt hands cause scalability requires capital
technology looks promising tho

you need to just accept that you're wrong about some things babe, and get with the process of dealing with it. the sooner the better. you found comfort and comradery in those lies and hate, but i'm not going to let you have it anymore, i'm going to pour truth and wisdom on you whenever i see you being foolish, because i care about you and want you better. and it's all fair. you have freedom to hate and i have the freedom to love. the street runs both ways. if you don't like me intruding in your cult chamber, i suppose you're free to go say those things in public - oh wait, you wouldn't dare. that's the subject of one of my favorite books, people of the lie, how deception is the litmus test of evil. if there's something you have to lie to the world about, cover up, it's probably something evil. why else would you be ashamed? hatred corrodes your heart, destroys your judgement, makes you susceptible to villains who tell you it's alright and then coax you into more evil. the good news though is repentance takes only a moment, forgiveness can be granted instantly to a true heart, which i know you still have. i think you're more mistaken than bad, lazy instead of foolish, but you're reveling in it and acting like you know everything. you simply don't, i know better about a whole lot of things, had more time to think, been through more difficult crucibles than you, and you should accept and benefit from what i've learned instead of fighting it. i love you, remember that, and you'll find it much easier to love me when you give up your bad habits. all of god's creatures deserve respect, should be treated with care. i love you, keep your chin up, but learn. made this image for bedtime, not going yet but probably my last post in /bant/ before i do.

Why is the fucking stock market so high?
I need it to go down.

i guess one more post. i know part of it is you've got more time than you know what to do with, you're in the process of building better for yourself, investing your money that you work hard for instead of squandering it on distractions, have a lot of time on your hands and what else are you gonna do with it. i'm kinda doing the same thing, but i do have the ability to do a lot more. i don't have to be a shut-in. i'm not perfect either, i'm recovering from a really difficult time in my life, you know that, losing my dad was really hard, losing money on the market, having bad luck in romance, lapsing in the gym, been a pot smoker my whole life and i just quit recently, you know all this. but the sum total of it all really had me in a bad place, still kinda does, but like i said, my life doesn't have to be like this. i could be on the beach right now. traveling and going out though feels so empty alone. and i have this deep longing for you, as you know. i want to make our lives so much more. pretty soon i'll do that for myself, but i want you by my side when i do. i really mean it when i say we could go anywhere, do whatever you wanted. i don't want to pull you out of pol to be a shut in like me, i want to take you by the hand and live a fun life with you, take you out and show you off. and i want to be good to you too. i want to be your man, committed to you like i've never committed to anyone else before. know that seems like a lot but that's what love is about, i know that now, didn't before and i'm ashamed of that. anyways babe, i care about you, want better for us both, want you to share in all the fun that i could be having. gonna try and get some sleep, don't need to trade today - already have more extra risk on than i'm comfortable with, pretty in the red on it, and hoping things go up, think they will, but think i'll need more than one day to get there.

Why did everyone want to slurp semis 8 hours ago but now it's a bloodbath? Why does the market have the attention span of a fucking 14 year old?

Good morning /smg/. Is AEO the next meme stock or a long term hold? I see it pays dividends.
>>23025330
Based. I thought I was wrong once. As it turned out I was mistaken. It is best to just move on. The real gains are the wisdoms we get along the way.

>>23025557
>pic
sovl

That was a good sell off.

>intc getting heemed again
likely bottom here. the earnings were actually really good, they raised guidance, and 18a is on track and ahead of schedule.
trades are looking better today at least, and the market pretty healthy, although downward trajectory again... need a day where we end on highs to get out of this i think, think today could be it.

hope you're not too hurt babe. i really do want what's best for you, want to see you happier and wiser, 4chan isn't for us. it has it's appeal but we need love and family in our future, not more of this, and i want to get closer to you at nice restaurants and beautiful places, not in a dark room alone in my jammies, waiting on you to take the next step.

They got hooked today.

brutal dump... mercury retrograde ends on the 11th, 7 more trading days... gonna get a little more sleep.

>>23025330
schizo jew

>>23026341
>schizo jew
To clarify, that is both an insult and an accurate label of what that piece of shit is
you are a schizo jew, both metaphorically and literally.

>>23025303
They had to overcome some major engineering challenges. During that time they added more patents to their portfolio for uses of graphene in different processes and products. They have submitted their graphene PET formula for use in plastic bottles for approval with the FDA. Kevin Bambrough has accumulated over 2 million shares now, is likely going to be on the board soon, and is bringing in his connections.

This is guy who invented the process:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLxQI8RCXjc

>>23026367
Forgot to mention, Kevin convinced the CEO to include anti-takeover agreements in all contracts. He doesn't want to see this get bought out.

We were really overbought this morning.

the tard reminds me of borat's brother
>you will never get this, you will never get this

>sold when I was up 2% for the day
>just put in a sell order now that it's down 1.3%

had a beautiful and lovely dream about vacations and friendship, even had some swimming and wrestling in it, also love and affection, so vivid as well, did have a nightmare inside the dream, but it was brief, but that's how vivid it was, dreams within dreams. cracked a very funny joke in it too. wake up and the market is a mess though. too bad. really in a good mood though, gonna have some tea in the sunshine. got heemed today... tired of this ugly market, but it happens and we'll be out of it eventually. gonna shower and then dry off with some tea in the sunshine, then head out for some good healthy food.

need you to listen babe. need you to be good. need you to put some faith in me. i love you.

>>23027445
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babe....

Tech rally again, tomorrow.

>>23027768
tech rally always, every day, until we hit market crash

>>23027889
Good tech earnings tonight is all. Even ROKU beat.

Why are the stonks down? They should be going up

>>23027768
nope

>>23024876
>Error fetching Post No.23024789 from Archived.Moe.
Thanks bro.

>>23026378
I wish this artist drew more vore stuff

>>23028457
Based cat destroyer.

>>23026502
don't forget that one day he breaks out and got it

>>23028457
He learned well from his catfriend but adds the happiness at the end.

>>23029424
I warned /BIZ about July 31th 2024. Comparable reversal after FOMC.

>>23029433
>M*sonic dubs
It's over.

hey girl, are you from el paso?
cos i'd like to stand and stuff you

>>23028550
$HGRAF on the OTC

The kikes are going full mask off with the totalitarian zog dystopia. Soon you'll need to upload your driver's license to post on 4chan like a good goy.

>>23029634
Something big is coming in the near future and they're afraid of losing control. World War 3? Economic collapse? Revolt and civil war in one Western country, spreading like wildfire? Covid 2.0? Some natural disaster? All of the above?

>>23029634
>It's true because he got trips or something

Lay off the weed, dude.

>>23027902
>He is a nonce as well as a cringe giantessfag.

Not a good look if you expect people to trust your ramblings.

fuck powell

>>23029672
They're constantly in struggle sessions with western powers. They just think they have the advantage right now, which they do. So they're pushing hard. If you notice in the past 2 years time pretty much every Jewish news commentator and outlet has been throwing around the idea that Israel has a very short time to secure their future in the region. They aren't entirely wrong.

There's no telling what will happen in 2028 with US elections, and the left is taking an actively hostile stance against them to pander to a new crowd, give them a new ostensibly just moral cause and re-invigorate their base.

Basically they aren't panicking but they think they are closing in on a strategic hegemony in the region or significant steps towards one.

People dont understand how deep the kikes go with this stuff. Those pagers that exploded were small-time. The only reason they knew where to strike at the key researchers and administrators of the Iranian nuclear weapons program was because they were being tracked without knowing it through compromised devices that came through their own (Iranian) logistics and supplies. They have been using AI in an incredibly effective manner, which is why they have all but destroyed Hamas. Those guys were carrying this shit around for years. AI analyzes it and makes connections based on who is going where and when. For example
>Haji A goes to house X. Haji B, who has no known connections to Haji A, also goes to house X. Haji C, the same, goes to house X. House X is likely therefore some sort of safehouse, weapons cache, or other ad hoc facility.

The computer just gives them lists of addresses and location as potential targets and a human looks it over to confirm whether or not it is a viable target.
Blow that up to a large scale.

Watching Star Wars the original Trilogy. Kino.

>>23030113
>has one of the best sequels of all time
>follows it up with teddy bears
wtf george

should I invest in the new company Ligma

>>23030730
Ligma balls faget

>youtube forcing you to sign in with verified ID to watch videos now
>in burgerland
It's fucking over.

>>23030981
Freedom ain't free.

>>23030981
the number of ads recently is insane

>>23029672
Honestly the most likely thing to happen is for leftists to lose the very last grain of sanity they have left and starting a civil war that they will get crushed miserably in, in a very short period of time. WW3 was never on the table.

wagecucking calling me.

big oof

>>23031407
>wagecucking in yurop
I thought you all just sucked the government teet.

>>23031443
welfare kills ambition on all people across the board

>>23031448
Well then it's safe to assume you're white if you're working. Unless you are one of those weird native fins that look like a cat.

going to the gym. stupid red market is getting on my nerves, gonna sleep through another trading day probably...

>story on how the jew is intentionally starving the sandmonkey on the news
>very sad
>google their largest food suppliers and security contractors
>all private
how are we supposed to get in on this??>>23030981
it takes exactly 1 minute to install a VPN

>>23031454
>peasant descended genetic shit compelled to labor for a lord

>>23030981
maybe you should shoot up the google head office like that one feminist failed(because she's a woman) to do in 2018.

Woke up today thinking it was Saturday. Turns out it’s not. This is like finding money in the couch. We’re all gunna make it.

Market in free fall, you better buy while it's cheaper than it will be

>>23031877
my sleep is so screwed up i've given up labeling the day. there's only dreamtime and screen time now... good morning though.

see we have weak payroll numbers. what the fed SHOULD do is a surprise rate cut, and do it today but they will probably wait until monday if that even happens. but bears should know that's in play and it could send the market up a ton, it has happened before so it is not unprecedented, and if you listened to powell's speech he said several times that he was focused on employment, and that he went by government numbers not adp. so anyways expect cuts soon, at the next meeting at the latest, but i think they do surprise, might have to see the market fall a little bit more before that happens.

Name some reasons NOT to buy Games Workshop stocks. I feel like the franchise are insanely strong and the company could easily 3-5x the next few years.

>>23032239
They're nigger jews.

holy shit

>>23032239
They are pretty safe bet. The only thing I would be concerned about is that other manufacturers are gaining ground in their spaces, and rapidly so. There will always be Warhammer guys who won't look at anything that isnt made by GW though. People always look at me sideways when I tell them I'm invested with Warhammer lol
>>23032255
Exactly why they are a safe bet

trying hard to give you my love and care babe, you aren't making it easy. i'm available though, and easy to find. if you want a moment of tenderness you know i'm always available for it, i know i've chastised and corrected you a lot recently but that isn't at all how things have to be, you used to be sweet to me and i miss that so much. know there's another side of you that's ornery, feel like it's taken you over recently and that is such a shame, i'm trying to battle it but it just keeps getting stronger. know that i'm here to nurture the good in you as well as correct the bad, i know you hate some of the stuff i've put you through but it's for your own good, for our future together, just like i had to get clean from drugs you need to get clean from hate and anger, feel like your problem is worse and much more unhealthy. wish i knew what it took to make you happy again, think i have it, but you need to be up close, where i can snuggle and comfort you, that stuff works really well you know... anyways i hope you can make today special, hope you can learn to treasure these messages instead of resent them, remember that i love you and care for you, and want only the best for you.

Dude.......what? Like genuinely...............what????? I get not going up anymore but dumping is completely nonsensical right now. Absolutely zero reason to go back to the fucking retarded alarmist dipshit mode we were in from January-April

Is it because of... an objectively boring FOMC? In-line inflation data? Good earnings? Massive treasury revenues? I seriously don't get it

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>23032295
the big wallet can sell anytime they want to. and they want to. the narrative though is that rates are too high, tariffs will bring uncertainty, and the economy is showing signs of weakening, poor job numbers and pretty anemic growth, recession if you factor in inflation. when they start buying again however the narrative will be that the economy is set to improve, or that rates will come down or that employment is good now or can only go up. there's no real reason for any of it, up or down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XXtoCjk5c

>>23032274
Yeah but now you can buy with the money you made from selling in July since you know that August is a traditional dump

>>23032274
SHUT THE FUCK UP HAVE YOU SEEN THE NFP REVISIONS YOU FAGGOT

>stonks dropped
its over... i can only buy he dip and hope it goes up

Buying the dip and enjoying a cool lunch on a hot day. Going to be slurping HAL for the remainder of the month. They better get some sweet no bid contracts for rebuilding Ukraine if the war ever ends.

>>23032698
kek those are cucumbers like my grandfather had in his garden. Way girther, thicker skin and lighter. Sometimes even with little spikes iirc. Bought local and not from Aldi/LIDL or something westeuropean?

Recession?

>>23031813
lmao soft hand

Are we in the greatest depression yet?

>>23032350
The money printer will not stop. The stock market WILL go up into infinity.

>>23032851
>we've made a new dollar anon the trentillion buck
>it's 1/3 of the old dollars number rounded down
>what will we call it?
>a dollar bill

get fucked jannies

just finished vacuuming the condo and now i'm rewarding myself with a crisp diet coke

>>23033198
For me, it's coke zero. The best diet soda.

well i got some sleep, dreamed but they were kind of tedious, not bad though. interest rates have not been lowered yet. was hoping they would be. portfolio is causing me emotional pain, fingers are sore from lifting, not sure if today will be lifting or another cardio day yet. kinda want to go out tonight, not sure if i will though, probably should just to build courage, i'll need another sleep before then if i do. if i don't go out tonight i will tomorrow. wishing so much we could be together babe, i'd definitely take you out both nights. sunday too. instead bored -_-. thinking of getting to the pool this weekend as well, show off the chest and abs. i'd post a pic, but the death threats... longtime readers know what i'm talking about though. anyways just an update. really trying to help you babe, with everything i can. life is better when you're good and kind, when you set aside your bigotry and hate. i'm not trying to fool you. life would be better with me, i know this with my whole heart. don't let your stubbornness and some very wrong ideas keep us apart. you act confident and strong when you're talking about donald trump and being tough on the internet, but i'm not fooled at all. normal people don't do that, that's a massive cope for emptiness and i'm sorry your life is like that but at this point you're the one making it that way, you have a better option and it's here. love you.

Bought a raffle ticket to win this boat. Better odds than mega millions i hope.

Trump is firing the guy presenting the numbers lmao

noone is threatening your life you histrionic faggot
and besides, couldn't you 'heem everyone in this thread'?

>>23033750
>couldn't you 'heem everyone in this thread'?
He might not be able to, but I can.

fatass

I just looked at the market. Wtf happened today?

>>23033943
Trump's admin has been cooking (numbers). Maybe it was DOGE's fault. Who knows.

>Revisions for May and June were larger than normal. The change in total nonfarm payroll employment
for May was revised down by 125,000, from +144,000 to +19,000, and the change for June was revised
down by 133,000, from +147,000 to +14,000. With these revisions, employment in May and June
combined is 258,000 lower than previously reported.

>>23033953
Trump fires a Biden-appointed commissioner of labor statistics and accuses her of cooking numbers, and you try to blame his administraton and DOGE for what the Biden appointee was in charge of?

>>23034047
Powell was appointed by Trump. You try to blame him?

>>23034055
Powell isn't the commissioner of labor statistics and he isn't in charge of jobs numbers, you braindead retard.

>>23034062
Oh really, I didn't know that.

@grok, is that true?

slept again, went back to the same dream! crazy how that sometimes happens. it got a lot better too, well-rested now, and fingers feeling a lot better. lift day for sure. outing tonight most likely.
this was certainly a week to forget on the market, down a good amount of money, not really, didn't sell for any losses, still have the same amount of equity, they just priced it different. that's what a lot of you need to remember, why we've lost so many people, prices change every single day. your money is already gone, you bought equity with it, hold it to sell when it is higher. if you can't do that, buy an etf...
still thinking about you babe. hope your day is going well. sorry i got kinda sour earlier. my life is pretty empty too i guess, who am i to talk about that? sorry. want to make things better for both of us though, that's what i really mean, want to have fun with you. have a good weekend, keep me in your mind and heart.

>>23033515
shut the fuck up

>>23034211
This is what she is doing

>>23034508
i don't think so. but that kind of puts things into some perspective for me. while i disapprove of what she is doing, there's a lot of things she could be doing that she's not. i guess it's not always what we do, but also the things that we decline to do that make up our character. perhaps what we don't do is even more important than what we do.

>>23034703
Jewish babble not directly condemning this cuckoldry and racemixing trash. Denounce the talmud moshe.

I hope you're anus is prepared for next week.

>>23034836
Hell yeah! We'll rocket so hard monday our colons will prolapse! TACO! TACO! TACO!

catastrophe kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kD308CGn-o

>>23034836
Next week will be blood green. Cap this.

headed to gym. might not get out tonight actually, but will tomorrow for sure, have to lift early and wasn't ready until now, and i probably won't feel like doing anything afterwards. gonna deadlift 200 lbs tonight, which i know is not a lot but it is to me, being so lanky, and it feels like a pretty big number. will bench 185 if i can get a spotter, 180 if not, so it's not like i'm not doing big lifts either. friends, make sure you get to the gym. enemies, don't bother getting up, stay comf.

deadlifts went fine. benched 180 4x5 and actually 6 reps the first set. upped the weight on all my machine work and finished the night with 45 lb hammer curls. big improvements tonight and i've eaten very well today. officially proud of myself, probably the strongest i've ever been. i have been lower body fat however, my cardio is still a shadow of what it used to be, but it's coming along too. nice to gain something in what has been a tough week.

>>23036086
nigger

>Jobs report is trash
>Trump admits America HATES Israel
>China about to invade Taiwan
>Nuclear submarines near Russia
>Ghislaine move elsewhere
>Internet ID censorship coming fast on its heels
>Payment processors cockblocking games
>tariffs getting worse everywhere

What a hell of a fucking week, we might be heading into the greatest depression ever kek

>>23036487
Sounds pretty bleak

>Yields
>https://youtu.be/tTl8KpSrN44?si=K78OHyyMuXI-D8AK

>LMT
>https://youtu.be/v4z8HBfAZQw?si=uMFQMNSUgaE9RYsS

Imagine being a kid and wanting to buy and collect Pokemon cards and adult bitchassniggas are buying all your cards to sell them for profit.

I don't think there was such a thing in 1998.

>>23036690

>I buy at 60
>can go a bit more
>calculates Mew with 65%
>results 195
>I can do 190
lol

>>23036690
lmao wtf the dude starts crying at 12:45, are you for real?

>>23036858
Scalpers are such a fucking cancer. I STILL can't find the prismatic evolutions ETB at the MSRP. I want Umbreon but thanks to those cocksuckers its impossible right now.

Pokemon cards are the new Dutch tulips, those manchildren are going to tank the market when kids give up on buying cards when the supply chain is on lockdown.

>>23036901
I mean I usually laugh at grown men crying but THAT bubble Mew goes for an easy $300+(?!) on TCGPlayer and that's not even PSA 10 quality. That's a stolen investment there. I'd be pissed too if a rare as fuck card got stolen right in front of me.

>>23036914
I don't usually laugh at grown men crying, except maybe at Jordan Peterson that does it on every occassion, but for a Pokemon Card seemed a bit crazy for me. My stance got softened a bit after he explained the vendor was selling it for a friend, so there was the feeling of guilt that could have been the major drive.


>>23036905
I still have these>>23036858
but I'm too lazy to sell them. I might just actually gift them to my nephew soon and be done with it. If he wants to sell them, fine. My brother likes putting stuff up on eBay, I hate it.

speaking of card games...

>>23036928
Even took pictures, but the more I look at them, the more flaws I find. One guy contacted me on the Raichu, offered me less than I wanted. I was fine, but I also checked up on it before making the deal and then found further flaws under different light. Actually unintentionally oversaw them despite doing several pics under two different lights. But under the ceiling lamp I found further scratches (silver on the edge). He didn't reply anymore and I was mad at this shit, lol.

going someplace better for a while

>>23036958
>flaws
I made the experience that when it comes to things selling online looking at flaws is overrated. All your cards are equally worthless just like bitcoin or any other crap like that, flaws or no.

>>23037262
Have sex (with black women)

>>23037268
repost, downvoted

>>23037271
oh shit

>>23037275
Black pussy shouldn't be put on a pedestal ITT.

They say black men with small penis blah blah but in reality they aren't as tight as white puss.

>>23037281
They say what?

>>23037286
would

>>23037289
HEY FICKI BUM BUM

>>23037298
shiieeet with polizei

>>23037298
>DAX futures

>>23037304
>WeekendDAX futures

>>23037300
Scheiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (ohne scharfes S) die Bullen kommen

>>23037137
I have these lucid dreams where I can't move a thing
Thinking of you in my bed
You were my everything
Thoughts of a wedding ring
Now I'm just better off dead

>>23037316
>Thinking of you in my bed
gay

>Immortal of Aveum
>FPS Spellcaster/Magician
>Looks interesting
>9€ on sale
>minimum i7-8700k
>8GB graka
yeah ok

>>23037325
das und dann die ganze nacht peppen

>>23037324
When my homies pull up on your block
They make that thing go grra-ta-ta-ta (Ta, pow, pow, pow)

>>23037329
>Diese Mongo nimmt in der Nacht noch was
Shiggydiggyy

>>23037342
was ist mit diese mongo

>>23037342
machst du stress oder was

>>23037342
alder hast problem?

>>23037352
Guck auf Boden

>>23037355
ok is ja gut bruder mach dich mal locker alder

>>23037355
steck ma wieder weg das messer jetzt und geh weiter alder

>>23037356
Ok ok, hast Recht. Richtiger Kopffick eben, aba bist guter Junge, brudi

>>23037360
Junge, ich dachte wir sind quitt. Muckst du jetzt wieder oder was?

>>23037362
chill dich halt mal alder

>>23037363
wir sind hier nicht in türkei oder wo auch immer du herkommst

>>23037363
hier in /smg/ regiert das recht des stärkeren

>>23037366
Bruder, ich bin richtiger Frankfurter, hörst du. FFM, 65933 GRIESHEIM Ahornstraße, hörst du!?

>>23037371
Hab mal ein bisschen Respekt, du Lauch

Das muss so dumm im Katalog aussehen, wenn den jemand ständig refresht und Assideutsch lesen muss.

>>23037375
wie assideutsch
dei muddi isn assi

>>23037377
dei muddi isn ossi

>>23036858
I got a ton of those cards. Mostly found in trash. If a kid is having trouble collecting them then they don’t want them bad enough. It’s only the turbo autists who want them mint in box that have trouble. This is one of many stacks I have gathered. Maybe I should learn how to play one day.

>>23037381
JA? JA? JA! UND DEINE MUTTER IST EINE HURE DU BASTARD ALDER
https://youtu.be/YcSP1ZUf1eQ?si=ZBGKMzYQiW1X067K

>>23037384
ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ HAT ER NICHT GESAGT

ICH HAB NUR HURENSOHN GEHÖRT

>>23037388
und dann hat er 88 mal zugestochen, der deutsche Abdelrahmane El Moujahid Al-Fassi Al-Maaroufi

Who is buying more AEO on Monday?

>>23037401
Tatzeit, genau 14 Uhr.

>>23037417
Ein Unfall unter Freunden, Feierabend. Alle weiteren Fragen wenden Sie sich bitte an das Krankenhauspersonal.

alle 88 messerstiche konnten natürlich in einer 72 stündigen OP geflickt werden und das opfer ist nun veganer

>>23037422
Da fällt mir nichts mehr ein. Schicht im Schacht. Ende Gelände.

>>23037424
ja nix mehr arbeiten jetz für beide everyone wins

>>23037422
Warte, was für Nationalität war das Opfer?

>>23037425
GDP erfolgreich und nachhaltig reduziert.

Ab jetzt wird nicht mehr in die Hände gespuckt

>>23037427
das Opfer kommt aus dem nicht-EU Ausland ist aber Trans-Mutter von 5 adoptierten Kindern die zurzeit noch auf der Straße Kokain dealen aber für die Staat ab jetzt alle aufkommen muss wegen der dauerhaften Behinderung des Elternteils.

>>23037432
Es heißt trans Mutter.

>>23037433
ok sorry antifa andy

>>23037432
Transmutter impliziert, dass sie keine Mütter sind. Wie bei Transfrauen. Trans Mutter hingegen beschreibt sie als Mütter, aber eben trans.

Where the fürk is everyone?

>>23037437
eyy alder was redet der ey lernst du erstmal deutsch kanacke dankö
https://youtu.be/xSSLSjNJIBw?si=bLMr78FOTyohTMOW

>>23037442

Roped after friday's dump

>>23037445
Die ist jetzt schon maxbogged.

https://youtu.be/XXYlFuWEuKI?si=s7UPWLhN2o2lZPcM

>>23037447
>Die ist jetzt schon maxbogged.
Was heisst denn denn nochmal bogged, wird das jetzt ein antisemitischer Kommentar von dir sein?

PS: song is repost

>>23037453
Ich repositionier gleich eine deiner Rippen

>>23037316
i had a pretty crazy dream, at the end of it i was back in school, first day at catholic school or something, was doing orientation, had to pee at the end of it. teacher told me to wait. i unzipped and urinated an incredible distance, floor to ceiling, and it was the gymnasium, very high up, people later said it was 600 yards. woke up and urinated a normal distance though, but not after getting into a lot of trouble with basically everyone, nobody liked that gesture.

>>23037457
höher kommst du ja auch nicht dran

>>23037464
Was meinen Strunz? Ist auch egal, bin wech. Flasche leer.

>>23037467
Ich meinen Flascheleer

I won this discussion for anyone who can't speak german

At least they don't speak german.

>>23037474
>they
https://youtu.be/d_HlPboLRL8?si=zTi8kYs2fE850Npo

>>23037474
schizo

>>23037446
I guess it’s a German thread now. At least all the riff raff will be cleaned out.

>>23037482
my grandfather always used to say when you put a donkey in a horse pen it won't become a horse
so this will stay an american thread no matter how much you go to university and become part of society, scum.

america first
https://youtu.be/FSCgfI3OG7s?si=aro_dEwAmB9Rf6Ys

>>23033953
meh we have seen the jobs numbers being fake and gay for a long ass time before they quietly get revised down to nothing. I wish you fags held every administration to the same scrutiny as Trump's.

weekly look at the komp weekly chart. big ugly red candle. dunno what else to say except it looks like a buying opportunity. i'm definitely not worried about a significant selloff here, but i might feel different by next week's close. i am feeling very bullish actually, expecting a very strong rebound from these levels, think last week's selloff will be forgotten very quickly, closed the week off the lows and above the june month-end candle. any more downside will worry me, if monday closes more than 1% down that will be scary area, but as it is this seems fine, healthy selloff.

also just stepped on the scale... 175.9 lbs, gained over 10 lbs this year, lost an inch on my waist too.

>open thread hoping for some interesting conversation
>almost all the posts are in turkish
>close the thread

>>23038516
just learn our language wtf

>>23038516
it's not our fault it is a superior language

>>23037478
they/them

Should have sold my crypto if I had known that the global market will also pull altcoins down. At least some is hedged.

Sephardis are brown.

>>23039288
My sharty's are brown too

>>23039572
>sharty's
You are more american than I thought. Not just the sharties, also the bad grammar.

>>23039585
I use possessive punctuation when I describe then because they belong to me.

>>23039609
You do you, Mr. Shartman Scoop

>Shabbat Shalom tranding on germantwitter
It's just over. Because, whatever trends on germantwitter is either Football/Soccer (weekends) or it's political with heavy rightwing bias as in, rightwingers are talking about it. And AFD is pro-Israel, so these are AFD people.

It's a given, cause at the same time
>ausländergewalt (written small for no apparent reason)
is trending, which means 1:1 "foreignerviolence", violence by foreigners

eth 3400, would not be surprised if that's the low for this selloff

naptime

>>23039864
Idk, probably more. One day sell off? Stocks just crashed for a day. It would be insane if we got a v shape recovery in a day lol

>>23040180
It wouldn't be insane. Have you not been paying attention since 2020?

>>23040187
Alts have been tanking for a week.
My sol is down T__T
thing is, the indexes are only down like 1% but tech stocks, some are like 10%.

>>23040187
It wouldnt be much desu. Its just 1%.

summer vol unwind vix to ~38, ~70 if ww3 headlines start hitting
then announcement of TRUMPCHECKS trademark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1iI4A0ToGI

bizbantium is dead

I got my first tomato of the year!

>>23040404
It's summer, what's up with the christmas socks, you fag?

>>23040404
alright, that was really funny

>>23040404
>the average lanklets arm in /smg/

>>23040931
That unironically looks like my cousin's arm. He is in end stage alcoholism.

Rocker tongues my scrotum

>>23041592
But he'd enjoy that

>>23041714
Yeah, I also once asked him how that would be an insult if he's so much into male assholes... But he still acts appalled

>>23041714
I could go for an expresso right now.

FLIPENDO

>>23041835
SILENCE turkroach
Your bussy's days are numbered
When daddy fat hands sees this
Your bussy is done for

>>23041835
Taking another man's bussy isn't about sexual gratification, it's about power. Surely you'd know that if you were a fellow sigma like the rest of us. You aren't one of those beta's I hear about are you?

wow I REALLY want to fuc a man's BUTT i swear it's NORMAL i'm not GAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv2WYnCimRg

watching navy war college youtube, current strategy forum 2025, gonna do cardio early then go out tonight. good chance to drive fast too. no plans for tomorrow but likely to spend some time at the pool. playing a lot of mtg, deck is very good, made a few changes to the list i posted earlier, here's what i'm playing now.
>>23042274
how're you doing john? getting to the gym still i hope.
>>23042441
traps aren't gay. this was settled as early as 2005. if you weren't such a newfriend you would know this.

>>23042441
Well, you have sexual desires, right? So you got a bunch of men's locked up in one place, all of them get HARD, all of them's HORNY, all of them got SEXUAL DESIRE. So what are they gonna do? You won't let them have a woman, they gonna have each- somebody's gonna give up some booty, and it's just simple.

>>23042482
I'm doing well. I benched 225 today. I'm one step closer to heeming everyone in this thread. I will be the booty bandit everyone in this general fears

i'm heating spare ribs that i seasoned + add hot honey BBQ to, but the main idea here is to broil bacon-wrapped sirloin tomorrow in the seasooned rib juice + bacon grease.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOwFVowEugQ
>>23042498
more importan' than FOOD, WADDAH

>>23042506
>225
nice. you probably could heem everyone in this general now. that's a lot of weight, regardless of how much you weigh. /fit/ goes by 1/2/3/4, as in 1pl8 ohp, 2pl8 bench, 3pl8 squat, 4pl8 deadlift for their strength standards, if you can do that you're very strong, you're there for bench press.

11 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Napoleon Dynamite (2004)!

>finally going to have sex
>chick cancels

Movie night, movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Napoleon Dynamite (2004)!

>>23042751
one of my favorite comedies. gonna have to watch it later though, busy night. but 3 good ones in a row, great job. this movie changed the world.

>>23042760
Oof. First time is... tricky i hear.

>>23042946
It's just a nine year dry spell. On the plus side, I have an unbeatable pickup line now.
>You know what they say about men with large noses?
>We have the biggest hearts

>>23042984
that's a good one, might use it. this one kills too:
>you know what they say about guys with big feet?
wait for them to scowl
>big shoes.

>>23043003
This little asshole faggot got me b&, and now I can't even post properly. I made 4 million on mini liberation day. Ill be fine without any of you. Hope skitzo watches his mother get sick and has to be abused by his brother to wipe her ass and shit, but also gets cucked by that broad, anyways I won. Won't be needing any of you anymore.

>>23024796 (OP)
God hates foot niggers

>>23043343
No, g-d hates Palestinians. Prove me wrong faggots. Show me one instance ever.

didn't make it out tonight... something got in the way. it's alright though, there's always next weekend. did have a great cardio session, did a decent amount of pullups but not my usual 15. also fine. tomorrow should be another lift day and i'm excited already, things are going so well there and i'm getting big finally, 'ceps are popping, abs are looking good, and i'm lifting more than ever, still in that phase where more begets more, have not plateaued. how about that eth call by the way? it seems to be holding up, 3450 right now, think much higher prices are coming soon as well. gonna play cards and watch videos until i pass out. had a stressful day elsewhere on the site. love you babe. thinking of you, praying for you.

Bros how do I profit off of a possible video game market crash? Even normies are disgusted at Nintendo raising prices on a 8 YEAR OLD FUCKING SYSTEM when the new one came out a few months ago. That and new games are buggy overbudget slop lately.

>>23043707
Model out NTDY's finances
Figure out how fluctiations in sales effects earnings
Try to discount future earnings back to the current price and try to understand how the rest of the market is discounting them
Make a prediction for how the discontent will effect current sales (based on how I've seen normies behave it probably won't desu)
Your model will literally just tell you if it's overpriced and you should short it or not.

>>23043707
video games have a very long term growth horizon, just like social media, cell phones, the latter two are in later stages. people older than ~40 don't play them, but practically everyone under the age does to some extent. they still have a 30 year demographic tailwind behind them.

>>23043707
>video game market crash
how? Owning a monopoly gives you a right to abuse everyone else without consequences. DCA into them and sell off before Christmas when the hype is peaking
>>23042984
then a trip to a brothel is order - you have to do it for your own health:)
>Massachusetts Male Aging Study found that low sexual activity (≤ once/month) was associated with a 45% higher risk of cardiovascular events—even adjusting for ED—suggesting a broader health correlation

About 300 bottles collected today. I’m all ready for Monday. My superior jeans are washed and ready to wear.
>>23037487
Damn what did I do?
>>23040404
How are things in Gaza?
>>23043423
It’s almost like they can’t take the hint.
>>23043981
Nice genes

>>23043332
Glad you’re doing well baggie. I’ll need a place to park my ride soon so don’t leave us just yet.

morning everyone. had a nice long sleep. been up a little while. eth holding 3400, important sign, think things bounce nicely from here, think last week was just a cute selloff when nobody expected it, we'll see how things develop. another lift day for me, probably the thing going best in my life right now, can't wait until my mom gets home and i can really push myself, but i've made a lot of progress in her absence, gonna have her feel my bicep when she gets home, think she'll be proud of me. markets right now are teaching an important lesson in patience, things don't always go the way you want in the timeframe you expect, discipline and resolve are important in times like this. i do not expect anything like april to happen, but it very well could, and many former /smg/ denizens are 6 feet underground or working 2nd jobs because of their impulsivity. fools die for want of wisdom.

taking a nap. no luck with cards today... wish it were monday already.
i'm trying babe. i just want to get through to you and be close to you. want to love you. i know i'm sloppy at it but this isn't easy, and keep in mind i'm filled with longing and it clouds my judgement. try to remember how i was when we met, the way i do for you, before i was this lovesick, before you were so enraged. us at our best is something really beautiful. be well and know that i love you.

90,000 people in Australia

Next thread: >>23046627

>>23046286
wow, what a nap. i fought jason alexander, he was really strong and it was a bad idea, and there was an incredible musical number, i'd say what it was but it was really racist but it was so funny and it even rhymed, i can't believe my mind sometimes, also there was a robot shower assistant that gave me a massage and shot soap on me... delightful sleep, that wasn't the half of it though, it was a real adventure.

futes looking alright, watching to see if eth can take 3500 now, that vix gets rejected at 20, don't want to see orange juice turn up either (iykyk). important day tomorrow, probly sets tone for the week. mercury retrograde does not end until next monday, do wish i'd listened to my horoscope and not traded at all... but then again things might turn up nicely for me, think i'm nicely positioned for the future.

>>23046632
that's Sydney, not Australia

Dating is so cooked. Women don't deserve rights based on how they act. They have completely ruined society so they can pursue selfish ultra-hedonism.

>>23048471
If men had higher morals it wouldn't be that way. It's men that buy them everything. Men that fuck everything. Men that pay for everything. A spiral of desperation. Like the housing market

took another nap. almost ready for the gym. nice bump to futes and eth, vix down, everything looking like we bounce tomorrow. seems it was a bear trap. looks like my feelings were right. wouldn't take too much away from what happened though, next time the charts break down suddenly it probably won't go the same way. and i'm speaking pretty early, we'll see at the end of the week. got a good feeling though.

>Walmart and Home depot ALREADY have fucking HALLOWEEN SHIT on the sales floor since mid July

>Christmas shit coming is soon too, lots of it is manufactured in countries like Cambodia with Christmas lights, and they got big tariffs...

Bros them tariffs gonna be hitting us all hard. Who's ready to laugh at the greatest depression yet?
>https://youtu.be/S3eiXK5q3qg?si=O5VkPUF048PJ-DbK

having a lmao at the guy with cancer in the last thread on /biz/. gave him some health advice and he gave this long reply like he knows better. it's like dude, you're the one with cancer, not me, you know the disease you get from being unhealthy and poisoning yourself? unhealthy people ironically think they're the biggest experts on health, then when they get cancer or diabetes it's like their medical degree and they get twice as obnoxious and stubborn.

>>23049242
kek ikr

lot of schizophrenia here

>>23049242
nigger, you are saying you are laughing at somebody who has cancer. You are literally the worst. Maybe it's truly genetic.

great gym session. benched 180 3x6 and a 4th set of 5. deadlifted 205, was easy, will do 210 next time if i'm not squatting. more curls, barbell and hammer, more machine reps... killing it. weighed 174 this morning, is what it is there but i think i'll be 180 by end of year.
>>23050160
>respect people's genes
>calls me racial slur
you are such a slimeball turkroach and you're reflexively dishonest.

>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14963763/las-vegas-dying-hotel-rip-tourist-angry-donald-trump.html

Greatest depression finally begun?

>futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wtj59opWKg

>>23049242
babe im such a good guy.

evil jackals pretending like they have an ounce of morality. -_-
would that you give the same scrutiny to others, but evil people only scold the good.

>>23050471
laughing at seriously ill people is what the good guys do? lul

im not happy one of us is sick. but a commie kike likes that others are suffering.

>>23050515
you can't steal my virtue with your evil. it doesn't work that way. i understand why someone like you would think that though.

>>23050537
your virtue is laughing at srsly ill people.
my evil is pointing it out.

i wanna see your next mental gymnastics response.

>>23050563
didn't you call me schizo earlier? but you claim to care about serious illnesses. so that makes you a liar. but i'm not schizo, but that still makes you a liar. and you're also a hypocrite. and moronic. and you're probably also short, circumcised, fat, and bald. and i know you're also an alcoholic. and evil. do you want to continue on? i'd rather just ignore you like before, you're so uninteresting too, like a weak fart.

>>23050594
you didnt respond to how your evil is virtuous somehow. just went for personal attacks.

>but i'm not schizo,

obsessin over a lady(boy) online who doesnt want anything to do with you for weeks and weeks is some kind of mental illness.

>Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

thats you and babe posting.

you've made more posts about my supposed lapse of morality, which you are making up out of whole cloth, than i have about my sweetheart today. why is this so important to you? you want me to confess and apologize to the likes of you? incredibly ironic. and not happening. you are completely beneath contempt, much less explanations or apologies. go back to your bottle you pig-nosed retard.

>>23050633
my hate for you is purely because you ruin threads with your schizo babble. its an reaction to your behavior.

kebab germ and chinkleef were the worst posters before your mental illness came an shitted the threads up. you are by far the worst poster.


>go back to your bottle you pig-nosed retard.

im good looking, i have a gf and friends i spend time with. you would drink a little too in the summer if you would have an normal social life.

>>23050658
Ayo, I kept the thread alive and running, people were responding and it wasn't just "nigger". Sure, I sometimes made them mad. But this board is also called /bant. Tayanon was the bigger spammer, as his posts were just contentless. Schizo obviously takes the cake.

>>23051051
nigger