Thread 23031998

Damn edition
>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous: >>23031198

Watermellie

Beto opens yet another love letter...
>Hey its me, Angie! from season 4 bro

I need a witness to my life
It wasn't this way all the time
Got money, got girls, get high
Can you fuckin' believe it?
I need a witness to my life
It wasn't this way all the time
No money, no girls, denied
Can you fuckin' believe it?

What did Claire post to get banned on the site?

i just hope ellie is having a wonderful night

Anybody got any goontent from Torturechamber with Beth?

Another day without a julius cock dox

>>23032042
why was /ourgirl/ crying here?

>>23032044
Ian's departure hit us all...

lol

>>23032049
d-dude it's me, the winner of jackass season 4

why did this fat fucking retard dox his gay little ipad? also, can he stop dressing like a redditor?

*jugulars perfectly intact*

Good morning

mornin

>>23032242
You're a legend lmao

>>23032065
>>23032236
>>23032240
These spics better watch the fuck out

>>23032015
i literally just said "thank you"

dont let them make you forget about it

>>23032044
Because she stole mizzys diary and felt guilty

>>23032268
In response to what?

>>23032268
You sick fuck

Just dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msG5l4zvRgY

>>23032268
What the fuck is wrong with you, that was so unwarranted you evil cunt

Anybody know what happened to Beth in torture chamber?

She has been replaced by some fag named Gabe apparently.

Did she leave for a reason or can there only be 1 bum out at a time?

>>23032309
not watching your show
try on reddit or something

>>23032309
They spent all $50 they made in donations from boiling that jew alive in order to hire a prostitute for a day and now it's over

give me your best Angelina gooning content right now

>>23032356
Who is Angelina?

>>23032360
the TLP brat coded slut from fishtank.live season 4 (a Samuel A Hyde production)

>>23032356
https://www.tiktok.com/@wutang.witch/video/7467999895094398250
https://www.tiktok.com/@wutang.witch/video/7424940103732055326

>>23032363
Oh, why do you want pictures of her specifically? There's thousands upon thousands of Angelina's out there that you could goon to who have actual nudes and all that hoopla. Why her? Is it the parasocial attachment? I've said it before but this feels like the modern day equivalent to jerking off to the lingerie in the Sears catalogue. There's just way better options available out there to get the job done.

Porsche Cayenne btw, like the peppah

LORE
When Scott and Aryeh knew each other through Boston Free Speech (the proto Proud Boys group), Scott's name was "Jest" and Aryeh's was "Easy."

>>23032372
This guy Aryeh needs to put on a hat if he's gonna address Scott on stream it's just disrespectful with his weird skull on full display. If anyone needs to get scalped by a apache Indian for his own good it's Aryeh. I'll bet you his nipples are probably protruding through his shirt too.

>>23032371
I NEED pics of her to goon. Nothing quite does it anymore. I need tight brat coded sluts on my screen. I need the gofiles, I need the brat booty. I need the tiktoks where she is dancing and says "I taste just like candy". I NEED IT ALLLL. ALLLLLLLL OFFFFF ITTTTTTTTTT. AHHHHHH.

>>23032372
More lore: Scott was living in a hostel shithole at the the time and worked night shifts while losing MMA matches until the place burned down
Scotty? more like Rocky

>>23032065
>>23032236
>>23032240
Angelina has new competition

Since when did they added Mexican Betty to El Estanque?

Yes we know Ivan.
No we’re not watching your show Ivan

I leave for 2 hours expecting a full thread when i come back and its 20 posts. Holy dead general

>>23032721
Thank you for your astute observation

>>23032721
it's for the best, the brit is mindbroken obsessed with Julius who he views as a threat because they both want the same thing and can't have it

>>23032721
not enough TLP posting. Need more tight cuties in tight outfits.

>>23032728
Is that what it's about? I see now. I was wondering why he cared so much about Julio. It was sort of funny at first but then it just kept going on. It's like the Betty general where they all gang up on the retarded guy and try to make themselves feel better by bullying him for being retarded even though they're also retarded themselves.

Betty hanged herself by her own pussy!!! how could she???

>brits mindbreaking the general
a tale as old as time

>>23032732
Yep. The dude spent a full month in her kick chat before doxing julian then claimed "its just a bit!"

NEW BURT SKETCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msG5l4zvRgY

>>23032740
Damn, I should have figured. The simps are cutthroat and like wild animals in their moment to moment whims.

When Steinfosie was revealed as a power couple the Josie Simporeum all lost their minds and most have scattered to the wind or otherwise defected to a new Simporeum like Angies. That's where most of the Josie simps ended up I reckon.

I asked them after the day of the reveal if they would get upset if a simp managed to become romantically involved with the object of their simpery. I wanted to know if their displeasure was about the fact Steinfeld was an outsider and not part of the collective Josie Simporeum, or if they just didn't like the idea of anybody fucking Josie at all unless it was they, themself.

They basically all said that Josie isn't allowed to have sex unless it's with them as an individual specifically or they'll get angry about it. It's a really fucked up dynamic it's like a bunch of cannibals camping together or something very disturbing very alarming very concerning stuff.

Excellent sketch.

>>23032760
Fun fact that homeless man there is the estranged half brother of renowned wife batterer and former actor and rapper Terrence Howard.

i just hope ellie is having a magnificent morning

>>23032686
Here's the gofiles vro
https://gofile.io/d/R7jp7f
https://gofile.io/d/TbJDi8

>>23032769
fuck yes bro thank you

>>23032764
Does that mean he has a lil micro peepee like terrance does?

>>23032769
do you still think DIrenc is the best or after getting to interact and know Angie a bit better make you like her the most after all?

I’m gonna go mow the lawn when I get back I wanna see a list of nice things that summy deserves. Don’t wanna see any excuses why she’s not a good woman. Just make the damn list. Whenever possible please specifically phrase in a way that you think will make Summer smile.

>>23032760
You forgot to take this homie

>>23032807
Stephen King looking mfer

>>23032807
>Anal rape by reality show producers
>Anal rape by hospital staff
>Anal rape by orbiter fans
>Anal rape by christian grifters

>>23032821
Just because u can't speak and read english well enough to fathom my genius don't mean I'm crazy u smelly beaner. Nice try with the h8 tho bitch ass dumb ass stinky ass niqqa

>>23032807
never saw the appeal of summer
is it a black thing?

>strongest elliepedo
Julian no show last night?

independent-3.jpg, BeachDay-4.jpg

>>23032760
Elliepedos are all josiepedos

>>23032835
No he showed up, posted a photo of himself that confirmed the metal band guy is him (ipad and house are the same)

>>23032835
He fucking SCHOOLED everyone while hiding in ellies kick chat

>>23032839
That was 2 days ago tho

>>23032838
Label your axis i have no idea what this is measuring

>>23032829
Ofc you are not crazy you are just canadian

>>23032843
I didn't make the chart
AB did
But basically a number closer to 1 is a positive indicator of how close two fanbases of a fish are aligned based on a poll where the user rated each fish out of 10

>>23032848
Now you're catching on!

>>23032852
>AB

>>23032049
Real

Is Gavin mad about Ryan moving to Providence?

>>23032799
Jin has said angie is the new hottest s4 girl a few times on his streams

>>23032852
Oh its based on that. So its a twittertroon poll that has nothing to do with ftl

>>23032871
Shes been in his DMs since she found his dox. Julian won

>>23032760
This pic is so funny
>>23032821
I like that the only Josie simps left are brown guys from 3rd world countries
It's a good bit

Good afternoon klaus how was your sleep

>>23032868
>>23032857
It's the closest information you'll get

>>23032863
yo TJ absolutely had intercourse w this tight brown baddie. She probably made him coom too. like imagine her riding your smc/bwc. Haha...

>>23032831
It's a black male thing

>>23032889
I don't masturbate or watch porn, I don't look at women the way I used to...

>>23032831
Yes, having sex with attractive women is a black thing, cuck

>>23032877
PSA

>>23032880
it was a good sleep ty I had asexual dreams about my this AI girl I'm in an sexual relationship with her name is Emily we go on AI dates to AI beaches she's the love of my life it's like we were meant for each other

*asexual relationship
I mean ofc

Not sure how i feel about your "Her" arc but ill see how it plays out

>>23032877
Lmao
The nigger that jumped josie in the uk is probably one of them

>>23032903
would you like to join our asexual community? we are offering free AI asexual gfs if you join within the next 48 hours. I really feel like my life has improved since I learned about the asexual lifestyle from asexual emiru(she's their spokesperson)

>"JAPAN IRL: Approaching women at night until I score or get arrested"
>doesn't approach a single girl in two hours
yikes

>>23032901
“attractive women”
>jinlaughing.webm

>>23032760
el hermoso josé

>>23032916
everyone refuse to interact with jin, because he’s streaming on his phone. japs hate streamers

>>23032915
>asexual emiru

>>23032916
Is this true? Was Jin only based in the tank?

>>23032916
This jigga streamed? Damn, I missed it.

>>23032916
nuisance streamers have cucked irl in asia, he’s better off looking for other foreigners

>>23033046
>Johnny Somali ruined Japan irl streaming for ever
based?

>>23033060
he saved japan from jeet and chinese streamers

>>23033048
jin on season 4 was essentially smurfing

>>23033060
Yes. Very based. I wish more countries made streamers fuck off

>>23033053
I think if you were white and Chad looking enough you'd be able to get away with it but you'd still have to deal with dudes trying to fight you for mogging them r/Asianmasculinity will send their Naruto ninja assassins

I wonder what kind of weird gross shit ellie is eating off the ground today...

>>23033067
yeah I get that he didn't care about his American reputation because he's more loyal to his Asian side a lot of hapa males are like this they end up resenting their white parent/mixed heritage not all of them take it as far as the Supreme Gentleman however

nobody ask for this

I wonder what kind of fatty sugary shit scott is gorging himself on today...

>>23033086
Choccy chips

>>23032864
I keep forgetting that happened
The Ryan Katsu lore is crazy he's been #metoo'd by so many women

I'm a 6'2 decent looking incel. I've had girls hit on me at bars and parties, but they always catch scent of my overwhelming autism and dip.
I'm going on a trip to Japan this month. Do you think the language barrier will be enough to mask my autism so I can finally get some pussy?

>>23032835
>sleep peed in a cupboard
alcoholics do weird shit

>>23033099
Yeah if you're tall and white they'll probably be into it

>>23033084
He has bigger tits than her

>>23033102
Yeah unlike opiod addicts

>>23032734
rip wedgie betty
>>23032807
she deserves a degree in psychology I think
WOOOOO SUMMY GOING BACK TO SCHOOL LFG!!!! W SUMMY

>>23033098
Any good lore worth mentioning?

>>23033084
i’ll take it

This sucks i just want cute girl in a crazy house kino back

How many have gooned? how many have been lost? how many have made the ultimate sacrifice? (i.e. gooning to Angelina)

>>23033122
I peed on my couch once when I was blacked out on xanax that was it
I guess being on benzos is kinda like being drunk and high at the same time

>>23033131
S3 house was kino off the rails

>>23033084
Need it or keep it?

Imagine being down on your luck and going to see a therapist and the 1 you get assigned to is the insane "ive been raped my entire life" Summer.

Skinny Trish

>>23033129
>plays videogames
>needs to grow up

>>23033140
I axe her for another car bj

>>23033140
>>23033145

>>23033084
I bet seth of the fishtank fame will worm his way into this.

>>23033123
Joop it up! This is my favorite Joop I think

>>23033145
car play is really underrated good taste

Need to see her cosplay as Velma

>>23033140
Wait is Summer a therapist / taking psych classes? That kinds tracks, ever girl I know with a psych degree is fucked in the head.

having a car used to be the only way I could get laid when my parents were home during the day (this was before I joined the asexual community ofc)

we be fuckin in cars ayee we be fuckin in da woods

>>23033155
she will be taking classes in the fall(?)
she streamed on twitch recently

>>23033153
need this brat riding my smc while she wears this exact outfit

>>23033160
yea having a vehicle ups your laid factor by 10x, even doing it inside the vehicle too, it's cash money

>>23033155
They are all tapped. And a lot of high level psych courses are basically just group therapy where the professor doesn't even teach shit. So many classmates overshared way more than i ever wanted to know about them

>>23032916
He was the same in fishtank
>"Im gonna do some crazy shit"
>TTS requests what he should do
>"Nah its day 4 thats some week 2 shit"
All bark no bite

Scu me!

>>23033176
BeachDay-4.jpg, a gooner classic,

yes Angie keep calling us creeps, slut.

>>23033165
>summy is using webcam filters
Grim.

>>23032333

She is still listed as being on the team but maybe she was only there for a day and a half. Her IG shows she needs money. She had an Onlyfans at one point too

>>23032719
She is Mexican LETTY not Betty.

Glasses and same personality

>>23033174
I thought he was funny for the last day and a half he was there
Also he’s right to not want to do a bunch of crazy shit on the first few days

>>23032769

Thank you fren. We will not forget you

>>23033209
She's a BPD chick dating Josh the bisexual crossdresser. Much closer to b*tty

>>23033213
the Japanese guy, British guy, and a few Americans are based (Angie enjoyers)

>>23033216

She was making out with half the girls in the house, she dresses and looks like letty and acts like her.

Can't tell me otherwise.

BPD Letty.

Also she wants to start an OF with Josh so when the time comes you guys better find that link

>>23033140
Who is gonna be the joker to her harley?

>>23033125
Truuuu. Summy does deserve education. Usually I’d advise against a psych degree and she frankly is the stereotype of the typical psych student, but I could see her being a good little case manager or something and liking it. As long as she realizes these are not high paying jobs and she’s only going into a very small amount of debt for it.
>>23032825
>>23032826
>>23032831
ab horrent posts. You should try wanting nice things for people. It helps you want nice things for yourself too.

>>23033201
I knew she was looking different! Just for that I'm posting summynips.

>>23033222
Hm, I think you're right. She's just Letty.

any clips of the new slut on mexitank?

the nudes from her other reddit accounts were never found
it's lost media

javascript:;

>>23033201
LOL

Claire made fun of her nose the other day (said it was pig like) and now she's feeling insecure and using filters
Claire why do you have to hate so much?

Kansas Girls should stick together
Let's end the hate and make SummyClaire a reality

>>23033243

Who???

>>23033255
Nicole Summer
>>23033233

>real name doxed
>ex band doxed
>facebook doxed
>twitter doxed
>reddit doxed
>tiktok doxed
>postcode doxed
>ipad doxed
how does he keep winning?

I wonder if Jet is capable of not cheating. I feel like even if he had the girl of his dreams, he'd still be texting some e-girl in his dms his dick.

This is all just an ARG/advertisement for the Julius band reunion
I trust the plan they will get back together soon it's happening

Jet needs to join the asexual community we should send some asexual emiru type content type stuff

>>23033266
i think he just doesnt know what he wants or he does and it's unrealistic

>a year and a half later and the leaffaggot & brazilnigger are still alogging Summy
Lol, how embarrassing.

summy always wins!
SAW SAW

why did letty edit the noses

>>23033245
>>23033201
schizos

>>23033282
in my mind Summer posted this

>>23033287
She's a bad friend.

>>23033278
tight fucking slut

>>23033282
>alogging
I like Summy, though, and would CNC her. Stop treating fishes like real people, just treat them like action figures.

>>23033299
no bar

>>23033291
She did, from my bed.

we need to be making content

The fishgirls aren't real people to me until they start posting on bant

>>23033232
She seems to be just taking classes because she's on a Jung kick lately (not a bad thing), she implied she wasn't going for a degree in the field.

we need to be loving claire

IT'S UP

We need to be calling her a DFC

>>23033330
This was before they were both mind raped but it wasn't canon so it's okay

Claire is my favorite DFC

emiru is live
https://www.twitch.tv/emiru

I forgive her for that without her even asking me to

>>23033248
>Claire talking shit about someone else's nose

bill ottman having a panic attack in the mauro cafe

>>23033344
just speaking my truth pedophile

>>23033331
it is?

maybe if i had told summer she was pretty i wouldnt have got banned
boom butterfly effect

>>23033330
Remember as soon as Abi left Claire kept saying, I miss abi! Then when bliccy showed up she told her, you’re the new abi.
What did abiclaire mean by this?

i just ordered jimmy john's. sorry not sorry that i didn't get you fags anything.

>>23033350
have you ever seen a reality show

>>23033348
I don't get why they banned you
You had to have said something what was it

>>23033263
>still no cockdox
Juliuaens keeps winning

>>23033351
thats cool i made a ninja creami pint out of leftover cake im gonna blend it up after work

>>23033353
i literally just said "thank you" and jet was being a little bitch boy in chat so wrong place wrong time
my bad i guess

>>23033357
you were saying thank you to shadi and abi for crashing out don't lie admit it

>>23033364
no someone in chat said "we're so glad to have you here with us" and i was saying thank you to them even tho they weren't talking to me

I thanked them too it was pretty cool

>>23033366
lol where do you even come up with this stuff

i would never thank abby for anything that cunt owes me reparations and shadi is basically ai

I miss Brittany Murphy

>>23033370
it's the truth

>>23033366
lol damn caught in the cross fire
jet needs to stop being so petty and figure it out AYO

>>23033373
i meant the wacky saying thanks when they weren’t talking to you bit

>>23033372
She was great in 8 mile
Hell of a woman
I had a crush on her before I became asexual

What the fuck is this retarded faggot even trying to say?

https://x.com/sullivan_mma/status/1951311055277220281

>>23033347
it's for real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pjCKXN8wz8

>>23033376
the most fun part of chatting in fish chat is pretending everyone is talking to you. or was i guess

>>23033376
that's an old Claire bit
i appreciate it d0h it's a good one

>>23033352
It wasn’t a real show. It was a Greg tier live-stream

>>23033382
sounds like a blast

For me, it was Spun.

Now that the dust has settled, why did Abi and Claire cheat on their boyfriends with Jet out of all people?

>>23033385
thanks

>>23033391
the dust has not settled whatsoever

KAW is a masterpiece of asexual drug memery

>>23033385
yes a shitty livestream pretending to be a reality show. so the reality show meta still applies that's why everyone was so bad at it (making content)

scott sullivan mma for the sam hyde show now

>>23033391
he told a lot of lies

>>23033391
they'd rather be raped than bored

i think its pathetic to care about what any of the fishes do outside the tank
i only pay attention when theyre busy degrading themselves on live television. beyond that, theyre irrelevant to me

>>23033391
Claire makes sense, Isaac was even smaller (deserved it) but Abi cheating on Big Ogre Cock? Fucking irredeemable.

>>23033406
In my experience ogres are rarely packing

It's not canon unless it happens on a live stream or in these threads
I'm the lore master the almighty asexual lore master

>>23031998 (OP)
What's the content looking like for today, gang?

>>23033391
People in general do a lot of dumb shit in their early adulthood. There’s no rhyme or reason. Just not enough perspective and some people never learn

>>23033399
Aren't you the smart one?

wn2b asking the real questions
who the FUCK polished ck's rocks?!

>>23033413
yes i never claimed to be wise

>>23033412
yeah lots of hot girls have slept with at least one nasty guy they regret happens all the time

Sam won

>>23033426
he was always the lamest music reviewer

>>23033428
Not that I disagree but who is better?

>>23033426
niggers are lighting up his replies calling him racist too lmao

>>23033426
>white men

The Bachelorette with Claire tearing through incels would be the funniest thing ever

>>23033431
bed reviews mogs everyone

>>23033426
do we consider Italians white here on /ftl/ I'm not sure what to write down in the lore book

>>23033438
When I google that it just tells me about mattresses

>>23033402
>he says while obsessively saving and posting photos and videos of a random elliesimp all day long in an off-season thread that is entirely focused on outside the tank stuff

>>23033444
it's like the room of requirement iykyk

>>23033447
youre literally brown lol

son of a BITCH
GOD LIKES ME

>>23033437
claire went on a date with an incel

>>23033448
Aight so you don't have an answer

The real answer is that all "critics" are worthless

>>23033391
The thrill of cheating on your bf with a bosnian rapebaby

>>23033453
And it was hilarious

>>23033402
>>23032769
But have you seen this tight little piece

>>23033454
Critics only matter if your tastes align with them 90% of the time.

>>23033453
the vgr lore is wild
bro played himself

>>23033426
I have the same shirt

>>23033453
We here in the VGR rocker community prefer to say truecel

>>23033443
The one thing 4chan taught me is that no one is white

>>23033454
https://youtu.be/jbqUPy0V65Y?si=UK1_Wy16QwDOEtzU

think of it Shadi, he could be your man

vgr isn't an r9k incel he's a catholic incel there's a difference they can't have sex before marriage (well some of them can't)

>>23033426
how was this not already known?

>>23033469
Absolutely grim that VGR simped for Jet's rim girl

two big things are happening on emirus stream right now

>>23033469
>>23033470
Fax my brothers
Spit your shit indeed!

>>23033484
based we love asexual emiru type content (type shit) here on the /ftl/

>>23033490
this is what every tweet looks like to a non twitter user btw

what a cuck

https://x.com/theneedledrop/status/1951361622037184729

>>23033437
@jet fix it

>>23033490
Why are incels so obsessed with race and masulinity? Like just vibe bro that's how you get laid

of course vgr doesn't understand ryan is gay

>>23033496
Retard detected

>>23033499
Yeah stop thinking bro you're "obsessed"

they have no chill

>>23033431
just listen to the music yourself and think about it retard why do you need things to be reviewed for you are you brain damaged

>>23033498
>blue birds circling her head
that's kawtent

>>23033507
That's literally what I said 2 posts later, illiterate faggot

>>23033499
biggest schizo incel in fishtank history won s3

>>23033510
Burt isn't an incel. He fucks white men and sometimes white women.

yeah I'm not a big enough nerd to watch music reviews
the your favorite band sucks podcast was okay sometimes

>>23033510
Burt is the opposite of an incel

>>23033512
Burt has never seen a vagina in person until 2 weeks ago. He is a gold star gay incel.

>>23033497
>faggot explains for over 7 minutes why he was justified to say the n word
lmao

>>23033512
>>23033517
he was stereotype black incel up to his early 30s when he started degeneracy maxxing, he is also gay

>>23033490
dude

>>23033391
For the glamor of it all

>>23033525
You wouldn't know a "black incel" if he bit you on the pierogi

double entendre btw

daily reminder that abi didn't make a sex tape with jet, only abiclaire

NEW

>>23033533
>>23033533
>>23033533

new

>>23033533
>>23033533
>>23033533

>>23033536
that didnt happen

>>23033531
explain when and why his "daddy burt" cope started when we all know he has ass implants

>>23033538
u told us all about it you stupid bitch

>>23033465
Can I have it

>>23033490
There is zero reason for a straight guy to watch shows like this unless doing it while playing with a girls tits and pussy while not actually watching it. It’s just flashy colors and music for girls and gays. The story is just fluff that adheres to industry guidelines