Thread 23033533

Mushroom penis edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Jet is DMing Abi instead of preparing the warehouse! They're both HOES! https://x.com/abifrail_/status/1951026101989314866
-- Burt is GAY! https://x.com/BronxBurt/status/1951262468581236972
-- Last chance to apply for Sam Pepper's Fishtank ripoff "KICK HOUSE"! https://kick.com/sam
-- Anthony "Worthless Faggot" Fantano has been CANCELLED by nigger twitter! https://x.com/JustDuin_ItBIG/status/1951024842804797911
-- Melon apology LOL FAGGOT https://x.com/theneedledrop/status/1951361622037184729
-- Cutie Josie construction stream tonight at 7PM Eastern! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pjCKXN8wz8
-- Creature is a precious ANGEL and my little heart will BURST if I see her cry! https://x.com/voidXway/status/1951297344361595051

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous: >>23031998

Watermellie

her own dad yall

thanksgiving ihop

qrd on who is fm in the betty thread?

Ellie, can you post your hamster please.

1 Year Ago Today: the bitchtank finale

https://bunkr.si/f/mSzcFTaEgCmIZ

This but its Summer talking. Would you mark out?

HE FUCKING LEFT THE BAND

yo whats good
you got a minute

i just hope ellie has a wonderful day

>>23033556
gone and forgotten

Being this invested in random retards online
is a mental illness. I hope you grow up some day.

>>23033573
ninas fault

>>23033573
We all have mental illness here anon.

Remember back in late S3 how we would fantasize about a Bitchtank Invasion storyline

I for sure member :(

>>23033573
yeah

>>23033554
Florida Man
it's treefingers the schizo guy that keeps sending betty all his money and then crying when she blocks him

>>23033573
`

>>23033576
abby fucked it up by crashing out

>>23033570
We control the action and we remember bitchtank.
ergo bitchtank may be gone but will never be forgotten

>>23033573
It's too late I already pressed the button
I'm fully insane

insider here. s3 house was raided by cops and all mints' laptops were seized. You didnt hear this from me.

>>23033574
>>23033575
>>23033581
>>23033584
>>23033590
Godspeed retards.

>>23033533 (OP)
The smoochable Creature

EAT SHIT YOU UGLY FAT PIG. AND EAT SHIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT. NEITHER OF Y'ALL HAVE HALF THE HEART OR PERSONALITY I DO. Fuck y'all!
I hope your lives are fucking ruined after this and I hope y'all hate yourselves.
... Did I really win?

>>23033589
Bitchtank is the main character of /ftl/

working out so I can get big enough to crush Jet's head if I ever see him irl

>>23033598
Imagine swimming in a doodoo pool and telling everyone else they got doodoo on. Typical Norwegian, autistic and retarded; unable to grasp the concept of nuance go play some video games nerd

bex's baby shower is tomorrow

>>23033601
promo's good

rip to the bitchtank edit

imagine owning 3 different homes and the police and neighbors from all of them hate you no matter where you go
that's tuff b

>>23033603
>ummm luke can you get this portuguese guy out of the thread i'll be in the bathroom calling the uber

We need to be telling Sam to have Scott guest on the Sam Hyde show

>>23033604
Maybe grow some balls and stop worshipping retards on the internet?

>>23033601
Spicy piece of ass

>>23033583
That's sad, I saw the thread and never seen a simp crash out this big. He makes Cryokeen, Benleaks, Bad Ideas, and Queso4life's crashouts combined look miniscule in comparison.

>>23033612
Don't worry he can build a nest anywhere he wants every night

>>23033615
>Still fails to grasp nuance
So were you born retarded or made that way in an accident?

>>23033617
he's a klonopin addict
his brain turned to mush years ago

>>23033605
>$125 out of $425 to go
I was thinking recently how bexposting just feels wrong now, who's contributing to this exactly?

>>23033611
What do you mean?

>>23033618
nature guy type stuff

>>23033621
Nuance of what? Are you braindead? Posting on 4chan about internet celebs everyday is not normal. You're broken. Snap out of it.

>>23033631
my version

should I go on oddgames

>>23033624
oh that's a problem

>>23033611
this was never happening. best we get is a quickly made recap by an s3 fag

>>23033624
Jesus Christ, with that money he could have gotten his life together, or spend it on hookers.

>>23033635
yes! we need more gregtent

>>23033633
We need to be rehabilitating simps and incels

>>23033632
I would have thought Sam to be a nature guy but since he’s a east coast comedian grifter that only cares about money I guess not

>>23033636
a schizo friend of mine sold me some of his script once to try I almost died I guess you're not supposed to mix them with opiates or cocaine ah well live and learn I'm basically Invincible anyway
>SON OF A BITCH
>GOD LIKES ME

https://youtu.be/wvl092QgTJU

Jane of the waking universe

Zoltar returning for the finale was the peak of Neptunian Kino

Sullivan

>>23033650
i slept most of this day but i remember haley being super nice to him until the insult challenge and then he hated her guts it was funny

>>23033633
I don't even know who half the people are, I'm certainly not obsessed with them. I'm here for the shitposting.

Like I said earlier, you are clearly a retard. I can say that with confidence, is based off of evidence that you clearly can't grasp nuance, or the concept of motivations, you are easily triggered and very very sensitive. You also seem to struggle with basic use of the English language. All symptoms of the retarded.

You, on the other hand, assume that I'm obsessed with e celebs because I shitpost in a thread.

Basically the evidence says that u are retarded and that you have the mind of an autistic and profoundly retarded child.

Well, now that it is official ellie is gone for good and not coming back, there is really nothing left to stick around for
might as well drop all the pics and clips ive got of her
i also managed to scrape her instagram back when it first went public, before she wiped most of it, so theres stuff in here no one else has seen

enjoy i guess

https://bunkr.cr/a/qidXTYJG (303 pics)
https://bunkr.cr/a/I0AGlV2G (783 pics/vids)

>>23033655
Haley is one of my favorite haters
WOOOO HALEY GANG WOOOO

>>23033640
We just need to start gassing the retarded, like the Swedish guy, and it would solve the problem.

>>23033659
nuntent

>>23033666
not canon

>>23033601
>>23033616
very kino

How many times has Jet gooned to his POV of fucking Claire in the butt?

vgr you gotta move on bro its just sad atp

That cunt from Jon's ADL show is still clout-chasing people in the Fishtank community, now spreading rumors and being mean to Summy

mauros army pool party

>>23033633
Posting on 4chan in general is not normal, numnuts. Stop drawing the line wherever you are and calling that normal. The truth is we are all too far gone, you included

>>23033573
We’re holding out until Summy gets a psych degree so she can help us cure our mental illnesses. She has my full trust and confidence

>>23033680
>$20
that's a tremendous value

>>23033678
Summy mogs once again

>>23033678
>cvatikleaks
all male photographers are rapists

>>23033678
never besmirch xio ever the fuck again or im gonna fuck you up

>>23033678
Protect Summy

Love her

>>23033678
sex sex sex sex

>>23033678
Summer confirmed fucked cvait. GRIM!

>>23033678
come on, he is rapey but it doesn't mean he gets every pussy this easy, not every woman is like this to fuck a guy with 20k camera

imagine you drunk getting you dick sucked nd u look down and its mr jet neptune himself

>>23033678
i mean maybe if summer didnt fuck that photographer then people wouldnt talk about it

>>23033712
slutty sole

The trick to being a successful male photographer rapist is having a female assistant like a ghisletty maxwell type with you (photography degree guys write this down)

>>23033678
Summer had to get another abortion after fucking creepy cvatik

these threads are astronomically fucking awful. even worse than the previous post-season threads. fishtank is truly dead forever

did he know about the herpes? do you think she even warns about it? how does that conversation go?

>>23033733
>these threads are astronomically fucking awful. even worse than the previous post-season threads. fishtank is truly dead forever
because 90% of the people here are just glorified twitter bots who retweet random shit

>>23033733
it's true

>>>/gd/460697
>>>/gd/460697
>>>/gd/460697

>>23033735
He read the leaked reddit posts, then got in touch with her because he knew she would be easy

>>23033735
Women don't tell their partners they have herpes

I love Eleanor

>>23033733
we can improve them by posting random e girls I think

>>23033717
You’d be surprised how retarded women are

>be Swedish
>See a group of people splashing around in the doodoo pool having a great time
>Wade into the doodoo pool triggered and fuming
>"Ur all losers for swimming in this doodoo pool!"
>Sit and stew in doodoo pool with the doodoo splashers
>"U losers got doodoo all over u!"
Imagine wading into the doodoo pool all triggered and acting smug and superior because some folks are having a good time splashing around in the doodoo pool. Imagine sitting there in the doodoo thinking you're better than them because u have different motivations for swimming into the doodoo pool. Imagine being covered in doodoo swimming in a doodoo pool thinking ur better than everyone cuz u don't like the doodoo pool.

U in the doodoo pool swede. U r in it, and u r mad. We r in it, and we r glad. We might both be wasting time in the doodoo pool but we r enjoying ourselves while u r angry over a doodoo pool u phukkin dummy

>>23033733
yes we know, we've been saying this for weeks

>>23033759
His post really bothered you huh

>>23033755
i fear you might be the only other human in this thread in the sea of bots

Fax

>>23033767
go to bed man

>>23033755
that's fair

>>23033770
i am in bed. i literally can't walk

pitiful machines think they can emulate us humans

>>23033776
oh, well.. go to sleep its 4am. good night!

which fishtank girl would make a good suicide girl model? hard mode: no creature

>>23033780
kato

>>23033780
payton

>>23033780
I gotta go with binx
she already got the blue hair and tats

we need her back now more than ever

>>23033780
nifty

>>23033780
Claire!

tay would look like this if she was a suicide girl

My boss just called me well put together and normal. So i guess that means being on ftl every day is not mental illness.

Dan status?

I'm like into shaggy rugmats and carpets

I would have enjoyed this photo in the past but now that I'm asexual I think being able to see the outline of her labia is kind of inappropriate

gamer girl aesthetic will make a comeback someday
i can feel it

>>23033810
same

>>23033813
greg I will cure you

Toxoplasmosis brain is taking over

>>23033798
forgotten

>>23033798
Dan's throne status?

>>23033795
SAW

post cats

are cats asexual?

post kato

>>23033678
Who has the clip of Mary Jane and cvatik fucking?

Catent

>>23033833
she hates us now

silly cat

>>23033843
Why

>>23033659
Its cute that neety finally admits he was here just for ellie and it wasn't some elaborate troll when he pretended to be a girl for a month (he is still pretending to be a girl right now)

cats

>no hamster
Abandoned. It's over.

you can train your dad to be asexual I think yes I've seen them ride skate boards too anything is possible when you put your sexual desires behind you and ascend

do cats have sexual thoughts?

>>23033829
piranha always wins

>>23033858
I mean cat
you can train your dad too maybe
anything is possible when you join the asexual community it's all about mind over matter

>>23033868
no need for the correction, its problematic to assume that cats cannot be a dad

ellie <3

check this out

Can I get a status on paula?!

>>23033841
>Who has the clip of Mary Jane and cvatik fucking?

I think that Mara is lying about that too

>>23033891
I need pictures damn it!

>>23033872
very true we can achieve great things in this community our will is strong our minds focused and free no more sexual distractions

Nevermind you why
Why ain't in your repertoire no more

How did 18 year old Mary Jane get wrapped in a Thiel funded prostitution ring?

>>23033891
>>23033893
I don't think they filmed it
but maybe(?)

>>23033881
She died after eating her english homework to impress her 39 year old aulstrailian alcoholic loser friend

>>23033904
She didn’t despite trying to which is even funnier.

Not a bad way to go

>>23033858
>you can train your dad to be asexual

sometimes, to prove the love is real, you have to commit suicide by overdosing on paper

>>23033904
she said she lost her virginity in preschool

>>23033678
told you retards a million times, that Xio chick is bad news

>>23033899
>>23033896
these bitches are facetuned beat up sluts you guys are such simpletons

>>23033917
You're just jealous of my asexual AI gf

its avant garde, you wouldnt get it

>>23033899
based courtney enjoyer

talmbout bad news b?

la rata jefa

lets turn the cfg scale down a notch so the pics are a little more amateur

Advantageous avant-garde art

>>23033904
She had an aspiring actress/model mom (prostitute) that put her into a child acting classes and roles. She was going to celebrity parties (orgies) since she was 13. Mary Jane has done dominatrix stuff probably well before she was 18. Stripping probably too. Just standard LA things

>>23033933
Turned down jets massage request and still got invited to cowrite blood games.

Bill Ottman leaving no stone unturned

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754082547964101.mp4

>>23033937
He meant to write HEIL not HELL

Why can't fishwhores ever look this hot?

This is Bill Ottmans favorite Bob Dylan song I song

https://youtu.be/ATA62Hu4_H8

>>23033954
too busy crashing out or getting gooned for cosplay
Binx and Angie are the only ones AFAIK
maybe Summer idk

>>23033956
*song I think

>>23033954
Ellie mogs them

wn2b posting more random thots in these threads

>>23033956
Bob Dylan sucks gorilla dick, fuck you for reminding me of his existence

ellie looked quite nice, hopefully she streams again soon

I don't understand this meme of pretending hyoon is Ellie

>>23033624
My dad has been on clonazepam since 2009/2010. He mostly uses it as a sleep aid now. It sucks my dad was sharp when I was a kid nothing fazed him. He says it’s because he used alcohol to cope and manage but still I never saw him be a sloppy drunk ever he didn’t let anything get under his skin. Now he’s a cranky old man who lets anyone get under his skin lol

>>23033966
hyoon appeared as ellie on fishtank season 4, how new are you?

Cool things about Fenix:
29 years old. Spent the last 10 years trying to be an industrial engineer. Says she still does some consulting. Wants to become a world traveling performing musician asap. wants to focus solely on singing lessons and music writing now. Doesn’t believe in monogamy. Thinks she might end up with a woman if she doesnt find a guy she wants kids with.

>>23033963
sorry Bill Ottman told me to post that one
here's some others he likes

https://youtu.be/_YQIq4Z99JI

https://youtu.be/OWhlOYBwzfw

https://youtu.be/O-nQh_drLWc

>>23033972
nice

sleep and dream of who?

>>23033972
Ty for the Fenix lore update

Bill Ottman is a man of class, he listens to Pet Sounds and weeps gentle tears at what could have been with Cleej

>>23033977
>who?
Jet neptune

ellie needs to bring back her brown hair
too bad it was already grown out when she went on the show

>ellie posts all her selfies onto her new private IG
ITS NOT FAIR

>>23033988
her instagram is public on my end, she decided to go blonde in her latest post

>private ig
>private tiktok
All because of psychos like julian and neety pretending to be a girl

>>23033994
She is so fucking hot.

ellie in trad sundress is giga based
ultimate 4chan waifu

Lmao @elliepedos

i much prefer ellie with a more natural makeup style
id like to know what you guys think

>>23033982
If listening to Caroline, no while going through your abiclaires and ck’s doesn’t bring a single tear you have no heart

I ordered a breakfast sammich and they gave me 5 extra donuts instead
>bruh

No straw either for my iced coffee they moogled me I got felted

>>23033967
that stuff turns you into a zombie it's worse than anything else I think

>>23034025
People have told me i become really outgoing and a great conversationalist when im on xans. But i only ever took like .25 or .5.
I really miss it i havent done one in years

>>23033996
>She wanted to get swatted
>She played into the boxcutter meme
>She courted the insanity on here
She wanted this. She wanted insane anons like Julius and Neety. It was content at a time when she couldn't provide any because she couldn't stream. She's not a wallflower, she's just as mentally ill as all of us on here and she's one of us. This fact will follow her everywhere. We are the retards she relates to the most. She's not a normie, despite her appearance. We'll forget about her, but she won't forget about us.

yeah they kind of make you feel Invincible
especially if you're dealing with anxiety or depression type shit
it's like when you're on heroin you feel like nothing can go wrong and you can handle anything life throws your way

>>23034042
Cope. She thought her simps were pathetic docile and useless

>>23034050
The way always saw them is they remove inhibitors in your body. If you have a lot of anxiety inhibiting you from doing what you want then they can be good for you. But if you are a degenerate loser that is barely staying out of trouble with the law then taking a xan will remove that tiny bit of inhibition in you from stealing a car.
They really reveal people's true selves far better than alcohol

>>23034053
>She thought her simps were pathetic docile and useless
Yeah most were, except from the ones other Ellie simps shat on because they felt threatened.

>>23034063
>except from the ones other Ellie simps shat on because they felt threatened.
What

>>23034059
That makes sense

Oh nvm you said shat on. I read "that on"

>>23034068
EXCEPT FROM THE ONES OTHER ELLIE SIMPS SHAT ON BECAUSE THEY FELT THREATENED

>>23034071
Okay disregard last reply.

>>23034072
You thought she didnt find julian or sicari pathetic? You thought people were threatend by them?

Sam loves browns more than his own family

>>23033996
where?

>>23034079
She probably did, but she'd be an uber retard to expect anything different. Neety threatening to kill her and her playing into it I think did make the simps feel insecure. Instead of trying to outdo him they just cried about it.

>>23034083
trvke

You little boys that eat arbys will never know the absolute delicious taste of a real roast beef sandwich from a greek shop around boston. I cant even look at arbys that shit SUCKS.
Klaus i hope you have had them, if not next time you are buying drugs get a super beef three way at a greek mom n pop place

Watermellie

love these two
such a happy couple
I wonder if they're asexual

where angie!

>>23034087
>Instead of trying to outdo him they just cried about it.
I didn't see much of that. Mostly people weirded out that he pretends to be a girl online to get a highschoolers attention.
The box cutter thing was always fake and gay. The only 1 that took it seriously was daniel.
Also, get a job neety

i still don't get the appeal

SOMEDAY YOU WILL FIND ME
CAUGHT BENEATH A LANDSLIDE

>>23034090
Boston has the best food
Especially China Town
I ate at a dim sum restaurant my family once it was really cool like you sat in a long ass room kinda like a hallway or train car and they kept bringing carts of random foods up and down the aisles
The desert trays full of jello type stuff was insane doggies

>>23034100
>Mostly people weirded out that he pretends to be a girl online to get a highschoolers attention.
That's commitment and not the weirdest shit to grace ftl. And that's what trolling is, doing insane shit for the lols. She liked the box cutter meme. She made it pretty clear what she wanted and the simps failed her.

>>23034096
who will nina rape to the bathroom

>>23034111
Alright neety you were her favorite little faggot. Is that what you want to be remembered as?

wwnrttb

>>23034050
>>23034059
I’ve tried lsd, shrooms, mdma, Coke, and weed. LSD and shrooms used to be my favorite but then it switched to weed. I like weed because it’s an hour of being high then it wears off unless I smoke again. LSD and shrooms are too long of a trip now I need something quick and simple. I hate alcohol now unless I’m with friends and we all are drinking

JULIUS IS A RAPED BITCH
REUNITE WITH THE FUCKING BAND NIGGER

>>23034109
I only had chinese in boston once. It was similar but the place looked like an opera hall with a gigantic ceiling. Not even sure where it was my asian friends brought me there. They ate all the nastey shit.

>>23034111
I remember I got into a fight at a bar over the style of hat in pic related. This fucking retard said that those were berets. Anyways I smashed a bottle of polar ice vodka over his head in front of his girlfriend.

Piece of shit.

>>23034118
See what I mean, him and other brit anons mindraped /ftl/ worse of all. His shadow is cast over every Brit anon posts. Perhaps /ftl/ was the target all along.

>>23034130
I just figured it was you because you have his cock down your throat.

>>23034126
Alcohol is nontent
I drank too much in my late teens and early 20s I think
hangovers fuck me up now it's not worth it

>>23034130
>the boxcutter meme was what she wanted, so I revealed it was fake and killed the bit as soon as it started

>>23034136
I just respect the work, after the dox Ellies streaming career is dead until she finds a place. This was how it was always going to end, at least lore was created and keks were had. And it was provided by few anons.

>>23034129
kek

>>23034137
Same I used to be able to handle consecutive drinking until I turned 23 and then the hangovers got really bad and the hangover anxiety.

where paula?!

>>23034149
>>23034130
mindraped.

>>23034128
Probably this place it's called the empire garden I think I ate there too

>>23034154
is she el estanque version of betty?

>>23034150
Would have been better had he not showed is hand and namefagged like an attention whore. He bragged about getting her to post shit when her posts were literally referencing a post her was replying to and not him. He just wanted to be known as some epic troll but all he is is a loser simp attention whore that tried to mask his simping with "no guys i swear i was just trolling"
>>23034156
Cope
>>23034159
Yeah thats it.

>>23034156
am I wrong? I thought it was funny and wanted to believe it. did they not also say they regretted revealing it afterwards? kind of goes against what youre saying

you guys want content but then complain about it when someone tries to make this place interesting?
i dont get it
maybe stop being useless fags and do something

>>23034173
When someone namefags and tries to take credit for everything? Yeah

Last thread

>complains
>does nothing

>>23034180
when is this bitch going to enable "put elf ears on" fishtoy?

>>23034180
Ive made tons of shit and phrases used in the threads but i dont namefag to take credit. I just let it be. Cope and seethe

>>23034184
>I just let it be
clearly, thats why all you do is sit here and complain
you should be busy making more tons of shit as you claim

>>23034164
You guys just take it took serious, it's for the luls. And everyone involved with Ellie is simp, but some simps are not equal. Simps like Julius are pathetic, whilst others actually provide something.

>>23034172
I think that was trolling and you fell for it.

>>23034190
*took it too serious

>>23034190
not a good troll when you instantly namefag and reveal its fake but yeah I wanted her to have a stalker. call me deranged but thats the only thing that provides content during offseasons

things that aren't a personality
>simping for e-girls
>doing drugs

ellie news?

simps can make content sometimes
Julius can only make zesty tiktoks and scares the hos with his diabeetus aahhh feet

>>23034198
I gave you some good career advice earlier for your cvatik arc did you write that down?

>make 1 post
>britfags obsess about it and say thats all i do
Why are you brits so damn obsessive. Yesterday its just spamming julians ugly face and today its crying that "we need to be making content!"

>>23034196
You guys get so hung up on the namefagging you forget to make content and actively hinder it with the moaning.
>I wanted her to have a stalker. call me deranged but thats the only thing that provides content during offseasons
She wanted it too.

i cant wait to rape julius boy feet, so glad he made a pussy shape with them last night
good little kangaroo slut

>>23034205
i have been making content

>>23034200
trvke

>>23034203
You sounds threatened big guy

>>23034199
a few memes on the IG story that's it.

>>23034198
save us benleaks

>>23034206
based

>>23034208
Good

>>23034115
i’ve been saying this shit for years

seems like you got mogged by brits and are a salty about it
btw, posting a pic of ellie now and then is not content

NEW

>>23034218
>>23034218
>>23034218

>>23034180
Why are you posting her here?

>>23034223
that's asexual emiru she's our spokesperson

>>23034228
brother, ive seen asexeual girls
and emiru is not one of those/these

>>23033603
Based