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woo!

christians worship all jews

LMAO

>>23036468 (OP)
/mlb/ on the front page!

i've never filtered an ID so quickly

>>23036610
LMAO

>>23036759
happers are xitterfag roasties

its so over

get off my blog website drama obsessed whores

>>23034027
NEVER GOON
Damn but it is free gibs me dat
Never played postal

Does anyone know Simon Salva? I fucking despise that retard.
He's been shitting up every board in sight with his nonsense.

>>23036879
damn
so they backtracked hard from censoring those games?
i guess they're responding to the backlash to try and get people to like them more?

i remember huniepop

>>23034030
>muh POSTAL 2

evendoe postal 1 redux is the best and every game after that is soi, pozzed, and cucked humiliation ritual

>>23036759
This image screenshot youtube community or discord?

>>23036955
that is discord
if someone could do youtube community and/or reddit screenshot of it that would be kinda funy

>>23036957
Damn, another social network is in us is watching everything

best id itt award

>>23036994
4 d's award

>>23036999
https://youtu.be/6cvKRfG5J34

>>23036887
Oh dear, he has his own general now. The egotism of this fucking twit.

>>23037163
Simon, be honest. You're not important enough to warrant your own general. Only 5 people know who you even fucking are. Just stick to the religion grifting on /his/. And the audacity to call it your "fortress", as if you're a king or some shiet...jfc.

>>23036887
>>23037163
>>23037167

>>23037169
Is there something wrong

MAJOR HAPPENING: i just jerked my dick to loli and it felt so good I came heaps.

>>23037174
that's illegal in aussie bro

>>23037373
okay... I won't do it for like another 3 or 4 days, I promise.

>>23036887
Whenever I was horny, I would come into one of his threads and just talk. I like him.

>>23037174
that's great man

>>>/v/717094870

>>23038282
cool

>>23037301
NUTTY
PUTTY

>>>/s4s/12446741
>></s4s/12424230

2 sticks

>>23039542
>>12446741
Sorry!!
>>>/s4s/12424230

>>23039542
>>23039545
>>>/bant/nah

>>23039586
It is pinned

>>23039611
Random unimportant nonsense gets stickied on /s4s/ all the time rarely is it ever an actual happening.

>>23039618
yes but this time bry ebil won

>>23039618
More of a happening than the usual shit that fills this thread

>>23039661
>this time

>>23039661
What's she masturbating to?

>>23039755
to (You)

>>23039750

wait a second
went archive diving for something and realized admins have posted here in the past.
https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1055/#1056

>>23039973
fumoman

>>23039973
Is an archive admin posting on an archive really a 4chan happening?
You aren't stupid though to believe that just because it says admin it's an actual post from a 4chan admin right? It's not even on an archive board from 4chan it's on one of its own discussion boards

>>23040052
wondering why it said /talk/ but it also showed up on a /bant/ only search.
you solved it though, must be that archive site's admin answered the question.

meta thread

https://kiwi.st/r9k/thread/82055007

>>23040201
>revealing the new domain
lmao retard

>>23040244
ohhh
however .moe's admin seemed somewhat invested in /bant/
hope he got through to some of them with nyaffu competing for the space.
https://archived.moe/_/search/boards/bant.de.rp.talk/capcode/admin/

>>23039973
You're embarrassing yourself.

>>23040283
wtf is that?
do you have someone to impress here normalnigger jr?

mastercard's attempt at shifting blame onto banks got shut down amazingly fast lmao

>>23040322
Who are the "payment processors"?

>>23040362
if you weren't trying to insinuate they're jews (whatever that means, which won't be anything useful to getting their dicks out of your ass), you would've said "What are the 'payment processors'?" instead
i think

>>23040375
???
Take your meds

/nah/: First thread to get trashed on /sci/ since Feb 2021 >>>/trash/76869877

/pol/ happening: mass protests in britain

>>23040409
Do they have their protesting licenses?

>>23040411
where you're hopefully going, you don't need fucking licenses to live.

>>23040411
>>23040436
it's amazing how fast all the old jokes about british people needing licenses for everything came true

thought these signs were fake, but apparently someone actually went through the effort of putting them up

>>23040454
sounds like someone needs freedom™

>>23040485
they'd probably lose, especially with how all the normal citizens would probably turn against them immediately lmao

>>23040403
>that subject
Did mods really add the name of the cup to their ban filters? What a bunch of faggots.

>>23040499
And here's /tg/'s trashed Summer Cup thread >>>/trash/76869560

>>23040322
>“Mastercard did not communicate with Valve directly, despite our request to do so,” Valve’s statement sent over email to Kotaku reads. “Mastercard communicated with payment processors and their acquiring banks. Payment processors communicated this with Valve, and we replied by outlining Steam’s policy since 2018 of attempting to distribute games that are legal for distribution. Payment processors rejected this, and specifically cited Mastercard’s Rule 5.12.7 and risk to the Mastercard brand.”
it's not that much text but i'll point out the important parts for people who are scared of long text.
>Mastercard did not communicate with Valve directly, despite our request to do so
valve said they directly requested communication with mastercard and mastercard didn't reply.
>we replied by outlining Steam’s policy since 2018 of attempting to distribute games that are legal for distribution. Payment processors rejected this, and specifically cited Mastercard’s Rule 5.12.7 and risk to the Mastercard brand.
direct explicit specific citation of mastercard rule 5.12.7.
https://www.mastercard.us/content/dam/public/mastercardcom/na/global-site/documents/mastercard-rules.pdf
>5.12.7 Illegal or Brand-damaging Transactions
>A Merchant must not submit to its Acquirer, and a Customer must not submit to the Interchange System, any Transaction that is illegal, or in the sole discretion of the Corporation, may damage the goodwill of the Corporation or reflect negatively on the Marks.
now for speculation. i know this isn't novel but the timing of everything makes me wonder if mastercard is going to eventually relent. "ok ok you can reinstate those games to your platforms... but you need to enact robust age verification processes." more normalization of online age verification. seriously it's all happening so fast. uk and australian laws coming into enforcement and microsoft this week saying they don't expect to keep it uk-only. also gay captcha.

>>23040362
The guys who run the actual digital infrastructure that makes it so that when you punch your credit card number into a website, the transaction is logged, transmitted to the card company, your bank, the vendor's bank, etc. Stripe is a big one and got mentioned a thread or two ago, but I'm sure there are others I don't know or have forgotten.

>>23040936
Reading Mastercard's actual rule makes me think there's a ripe opportunity for a rival card company to set up, assuming Mastercard, Visa, and Amex haven't collaborated so closely with the feds that regulations effectively have killed the ability for a startup to compete with them. But a company reserving the right to unilaterally drop you as a customer because you're bad for business will always leave a window for those with fewer scruples, assuming the economy is actually open.

Additionally, if you're the politically active type in the US and you're hating how this is going, might I suggest taking a crack at floating this to your elected officials? Debanking is getting to be a thing among some sectors of the right and there's been moves to punish banks for cutting off services for disfavored businesses. I can't promise you success, after all these guys aren't selling guns or Christian-themed books but porn with yucky fetishes, but there's something to be said for taking a shot.

>>23040936
reposting the source for the xbox age verification expansion.
https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/07/28/xbox-age-verification-uk/
>There are several easy and secure methods for age verification that players can choose from, including proof of government-issued ID, age estimation, mobile provider check, and credit card check.
some ways.
>As this age verification process rolls out across the UK, we’ll continue to evaluate how we can keep players around the world safe and learn from the UK process. We expect to roll out age verification processes to more regions in the future. There is no one-size-fits-all solution to player safety, so these methods may look different across regions and experiences.
expecting more regions.

>>23041498
>there's a ripe opportunity for a rival card company to set up, assuming Mastercard, Visa, and Amex haven't collaborated so closely with the feds that regulations effectively have killed the ability for a startup to compete
i'm no expert but i will add it's not just about regulatory bodies but also about the whole fintech web. there may possibly also be collusion with the payment processors and banks.

>>23041498
>me think there's a ripe opportunity for a rival card company to set up
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

FUCKING LMAO

https://xcancel.com/gelbooru/status/1951486311749038104
Thoughts?

>>23038282
dope

>>23041674
oh, they're probably trying to make everyone hate christianity

i just realized that

>>23039542
>>23039545
>>>/s4s/12446942

>>>/trash/76872014

>>23041674
j0e ID

>>23041674
All the gooners who use that site voted for this LOL

>>23041498
regulation will catch up to them if S.401 becomes law

>>23041774
I think a lot of people that claim to be right wing online are becoming aware of what actual right wingers think of them

>>23041937
what does that MEEEEEEAN

>>23041940
Do you think the basement dwelling NEETs that call themselves based would actually survive in their conservative, right-wing society of their dreams?

>>23041949
i don't know really, probably not
i think i get your point
those online NEETs are just in a deathcult for the most part, so who knows what they'd be capable of if they somehow magically snapped out of that & felt they had something to work towards
i dunno really...

you're saying those online NEET "right wingers" want porn games, while "actual right wingers" are trying to shut down porn games?

>>23041774
highly doubt a furry porn site has a rightwing majority

>>23041976
Pretty much. There's probably a better term to describe it, like hedonist right wing or something.

>>23042002
i wonder if we'll end up with a third political party pretty soon, a serious one
probably not

it's weird though, i thought liberals were suddenly the corporate party & conservatives were the populist party
they talk about free speech and anti-censorship after all
but now there's this anti-porn thing
honestly i'm not convinced it's associated with the right wing, it seems like some loose cannon shit which happens to have payment processors backing it

>>23042002
>>23041976
I don't go on /v/eddit, what kind of porn games does that crowd want to preserve? Because among the biggest targets of these regulations is gay games regardless of actual sexual content.

>>23042497
Dig ID

fucking babysitter government i don't liek it
i don't know

>>23042497
I don't know because I'm mentally stuck in the early 2010s where the most popular porn games on /v/ were Monster Girl Quest, Sengoku Rance, and Corruption of Champions

>>23042510
i wanna go back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hIZNaBH0lw

>>23041988
youre confusing different boorus. gelbooru isnt oriented towards furries.

>>23042497
Knowing /v/ probably something like No Mercy, a shitty game about rape that got removed from Steam a while ago. Collective Shout was very vocal against it.

>>23042002
They're just posers. They think Nazis are cool and that's about the extent of their devotion, arguing on irrelevant boards of 4chan all day is their substitute for "arguments that matter"

Genuine mental illness.
>>>/v/717136721

>>23042636
I am convinced retardy is a cult

>>23041937
>>23041976
Extremist ideologies are heavily against porn. From Nazi Germany to Soviet Russia.
And yet, modern extremists are huge degenerates. Wouldn't it be better for them if they supported libertarian causes? Or maybe even anarchism as stupid as it is?

>>23041674
What makes mastercard and visa think doing this is a good idea with how shootingd are just ramping up in the united states?
Genuine question, because anyone with brains would see how ludicrous this is

>>23042510
didn't know corruption of champions was that old

>>23042012
it is absolutely loose canon shit with payment processors backing it
it's been happening for years it's not really news to me.
Just wish i could still buy hentai games on dlsite

>>23042701
The entirety of the American right-wing elite is seizing power and they're making rulings and choices that suggest they believe they're never going to ever lose power. After Trump loses presidency either they're going to remain in power or they're going to be put under a guillotine, probably the former because the Democratic Party is totally ineffectual (and hates the left wing, it is not a left wing or even centrist party itself; a lot of Democrat office holders are "temporarily embarrassed Republicans") and would never suggest any kind of punishment

apparently you can't even fucking change nvidia graphics card settings in the uk if you're under 18 lmao
>>23042705
someone could probably make a lot of money right now if they made something like buyee for dlsite

>>23042710
>uk citizens vote for things that negatively affect them again award

shit is like brexit all over again. I remember when that happend a lot of people were confused as to why they suddenly cant go live in random ass parts of europe anymore

>>23042715
>I remember when that happend a lot of people were confused as to why they suddenly cant go live in random ass parts of europe anymore
lol

>>23041949

i think what's even more hilarious is that a lot of """"based NEETs"""" dont even know how our government works
i think it was a few days ago someone on /pol/ had to be explained to that one if the primary purposes of the vice president was to replace the president as they straight up didnt know that.

>>23042510
Teraurge never ever

>>23042708
Funny how quickly everyone forgets about left wing cancel culture and ridiculous shit like statues being torn down, maple syrup and sports teams being renamed, Gillette bitching about men in their commercials, Tropes vs. Women in Video Games, digging up decades-old tweets to cancel someone, etc. In fact, the entire concept of targeting credit card companies and banks to cancel a company started with the Obama administration under "Operation Choke Point." The point is, people of any political party can advocate for censorship.

>>23042933
we didnt forget. That doesnt mean the right should go around censoring everything.
i said literally last thread the reason the right WANTS to censor everything is because no matter how much they were told people would not listen aboht behaving

>>23042933
Nobody forgot, shit's completely irrelevant to what's going on right now.

>>23042972
"the right" doesn't want anything
israel doesn't want anything
america doesn't want anything
russia doesn't want anything
ukraine doesn't want anything
iran doesn't want anything
the left doesn't want anytthing
there's people in suits who run these things, and there's civilians caught up in it

>>23042933
>the entire concept of targeting credit card companies and banks to cancel a company started with the Obama administration under "Operation Choke Point."
>>23042974
>shit's completely irrelevant to what's going on right now
holy retardation

>>23042985
>the left did it first!
Ok? And? How does that help? That's not even right, Obama was NOT left wing, nor was Anita Sarkeesian nor a fucking shaving commercial that dumped on men.

>>23042980
you get it

>>23042995

>>23042520
Damn Markiplier looks young in that thumbnail.
>ynr the era of Amnesia, Happy Wheels, and Octodad

>>23043015
yeah man
i get he was kinda more basedjak-ish back then, but i miss when these people were just manic engineering students doing this shit for fun, rather than ruthless media figures

>>23042980
The only difference between this thinking and the average /pol/yp is whether you think it is exclusively Jews wearing those suits.

>>23042744
gf ID

>>23042744
>>23043098
>BoW OR a gf
Damn, that's a tough choice.

>>23043202
woah

>>23043023
One is fairly rational whereas the other is a mindslave whose problems would vanish if they just deleted their merchant folder and stopped browsing /poo/

>>23041674
i remember mentioning P25 wanted to ban porn on here and people told me that was a lie lol. oh well!

>>23043202
she cude

Don't forget your free copy of postal provided by gog

>>23043202
unironically i do archery irl

>>23041976
yes

on a related note, i know a few MIGAtards who were happy about the US fucking with my country but they were suddenly really upset when they fucked with Japan