Blacked faggot edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Schizo niggas are CUM TRIBUTING pics of Ellie and she's WATCHING the videos!
-- Who the FUCK is "Julius"? No one cares! Go home, faggot!
-- Betty and Freddy are negging each other after possibly having SEX! https://x.com/FredericAnthon6/status/1951646561592574065
-- Scott "Mouthbreather" Sullivan pulled an all-nighter while streaming to about 3 people, talking about BORING fucking shit!
-- NEW leaked video of CK asking @grok if Jet broke into her house and polished her rocks: https://x.com/TYF_TV/status/1951311546597978488
-- Binx has a nice BOOTY! https://x.com/DD_Genes/status/1947036981734646110
-- Tayleigh is repulsive inside and out! SAD!
-- Burt, Binx, Tayleigh, Rachel and Aryeh are all LIVE on the Fishtank website!
>Watch here:https://fishtank.live
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive
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>>23040706
Ellie is a dumb niggerloving whore exactly FT's type
linking someones social media accounts and posting their pics isn't doxing.
besides, he's a public figure since he was in a metal band.
no brakes on the asylum train
giphy
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I love niggerloving whores
>>23042023Julius the Foolius
>tfw no comfy angelina stream
>>23042024This is the hardest i've laughed at anything fishtank related in ages. I love CK so much.
freddy and daniel meet up when
can someone make another tribute?
we need content
>>23042434That vest is retarded
I do not lewd ellie. She is just a child
like it's not you it's el perro
so glad we're back on /bant/ so I can ID filter the britfag and cryokeen
Betty got fingered by Freddy!!! holy fuck. She cucked her fans! she's getting stretched by that fat white Jewish cock rn!!!
Spice Bear LIVE NOW
GET IN HERE BROS !!!!
WOOOOOOO SPICEY LFG !!!
https://www.youtube.com/live/uTmDjfewN50
i just hope ellie has a wonderful evening
>>23042023You're the one that payed her money you silly billy.
>>23042485looking very reddit here
Is /ftl/ dead or is the captcha being fucked for the 8th time this past month doing all the work
>>23042514captcha is fucked, been fucked a few times the past week, this website fucking sucks dude, it's held together by shoestrings...
>>23042434Daniel would look better if he had a codpiece to go with his jumpsuit. Maybe a gilded codpiece. That would look cool. It's just missing something without one.
Anyways I hope all their families die in an automobile wreck. Anybody feel like discussing hairpieces while we're at it here? They're coming back on account of zoomers going bald in their 20s because of a dimension-wide loosh shortage. The technology has come a long way. Check this one out. They call them stealthpieces. You just slather your head in a special tack polymer adhesive and follow the instructions and put that bad boy on. To answer your question: Yes. She can run her fingers through your hair!
>>23042437lookin' goranic as fug b
>>23042503>ellie, do you need to do that? its very distracting. >at least do it on a vertical pole instead
>dead threads
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754178708762280.webm
when the darkness comes
You will never guess what I made today
>>23042485Her Flip monkey lips piss me off
>>23042488she's already jewish/Italian they're a perfect match
is beto still getting letters from angie?
>>23042543>>23042485I am Brownxian of the Browner Brownxilianess.
And I'll have my tight little piece in this life or the next.
>>23042543lips made for kissing
>>23042551waste of money you deserve to be poor
>>23042543>angewina pweeeease
Imagine just letting a black person wander around your house without chain nor manacle. Look at him there. Very sketchy guy. Why is that cupboard open? He's looking for liquor to steal. It's so obvious it's plain as daylight. He already hit the medicine cabinet and snatched your dad's boner pills and took a handful of them. Someone's getting raped tonight. Oh well. Thats pretty much what they deserve.
>>23042557tailcoat riders
FYI, just made sure to jet and sam that their website is hosting black cocks
This cutie is entering her last year of high school. And the grades she'll get over the next year are the only school grades that will ever matter in her life. What would you do in this situation?
>>23042024https://x.com/TYF_TV/status/1951311546597978488
CK was the CKontent queen
https://youtu.be/Jz9WYxVQXZc
>>23042557>Someone's getting raped tonightyeah freddy
>>23042566I'd be in college because I'm not a retarded zoomer asian girl?
>>23042573yo what the fuck is up with binxโs stream layout
>>23042570Assume that she entered school a year late because of how fucked up her parents are, but her grades are actually good up to this point. Now answer the question: What would you do in this situation?
Top 10 Moments Where Jet Neptune Was Completely Mindraped
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754185822065250.webm
>>23042577I'm not an LLM, nigga.
>>23042566Shes already applying to schools. These grades matter the least
>>23042575She is brainrot maxxing.
i thought ellie graduated while in the tank or was that just a bit?
>>23042579Is this the zoomer version of "I'm not intelligent enough to answer a simple question?"
>>23042578SUFFAH JET SUFFAAAA (and jimmy too I guess)
>>23042584You're 25. You're a zoomer.
>>23042578this shit was unbelievable live
>>23042588Did ChatGPT tell you to send this reply?
>>23042578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4slS2PhCWRI
>>23042545>that outfit holy fuck! that sex outfit she's wearing! those shoes, the nylons, the hair. She's ready to get inseminated man!
Name just one thing he is himself fundamentally wrong about
Oh by the way look how cute he is
season 3 fish are so perma raped and stuck in the tank
>>23042614feel like 2 and 4 are worse on average
>>23042546Is she a little bit retarded? She really looks like she might be here. She dresses like the kid from Adam Sandler's magnum opus and career defining masterpiece film "Big Daddy". Except she's a real autistic person in her 20s instead of a fictional 5 year old autistic child.
>>230426142, we been saying that since early bg
thread feels better now for some reason
>>23042622TOTAL ELLIE BOT DEATH
>>23042551>reprints of the original s1-s2 dvdsokay cool
>other seasons lazily stuck on discs>season 6 is clumped in with season 5 and stretched to 16:9 for some reasonuh
>christmas specials and the movie are missingokay cartoon network what the fuck are you doing
why can't these companies just do what discotek do for their series releases and just put out an SDBD with everything on one disc? and actually put effort into it while they're at it
What happened to Jaquenzie or whatever the fuck his gf was very cute
>>23042608Freddy should impregnate her I think that would be content the treefingers crash out would be ebin
>>23042643he should! she deserves a fat Jewish cock! especially since she dressed up in that sexy outfit, she's wearing white open toe footwear! and nylons! she's ready to get fucked. I doubt she's even wearing underwear!!!
>>23042641She's so fricking cute.
sorry badger and chloe and that other guy if i was mean just banter fellas no beef
B4
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>>23042654chick looks like a muppet
>>23042645yep! she's definitely getting fucked tonight doggie
..or at least drunkenly finger banged until Bettyfreddy pisses and squirts all over Freddybetty's hands
Ich liebe ein Mรคdchen names Ellanora
see how much better the thread is
Iโm uncle freddy I won season 4 of fishtank
Tayleigh knows Jimmy, Jimmy got the hashes
Jimmy gonna dox me, think I need to run
Jimmy goin' loco, Jimmy off the juice
Jimmy kinda scary when he lookin' at you (run)
Tayleigh knows Jimmy, Jimmy looks pissed
Jimmy snorts caffeine until he gets sick
Jimmyโs sweatin' bullets, lookin' in your room
Jimmy does sing, he let the tts go boom
Everybody shot ends up in a mop
Jimmyโs gonna turn you to a bucket of slop
Yeah, it's a damn shame human waste to a brain
Throw it in the trash or wash it down the drain
Jimmyโs gonna make your ass one with the earth
But first he's gonna make your ass one with the hurt
Mallets in the air, turnin' people into dirt
Pissin' on your grave because you got blood on his shirt
anyways what'd you guys make for dinner
>>23042610I don't like your new tranny/jet posting bit it STINKS
>>23042682donuts and ice-cream. should've got chips instead of donuts tho :/
>>23042682A frozen Pizza Speciale from Lidl.
>>23042682I ordered D'Angeloz subs
>>23042686nice
>>23042687sweet
>>23042688sounds yummy
i had some chicken and quinoa. tasted meh but its good macros
>I cant find the yellow
>guy's am I colorblind?
>>23042692its really quite spectacular
>>23042610He was wrong to listen to shit eating โโโโfansโโโโ for even a second, and that is his only mistake.
>>23042610he raped clabi, they were not kicked, they were RAPED!
>>23042610Jet is so beautiful and mogs klaus
>>23042692You can thank Jet for cutting her shirt like that btw
i saw summer at red lobster and i said oh my gosh are you summer from fishtank season 2 and she got embarrassed
>>23042436Those ropes were enormous
>>23042711I'd have asked to suck her titties but that's just me I'm a bit of an oddball
>>23042711who was she with
>>23042704Jet got us feet too. Not that i care for feet but its the thought that counts
>>23042692We all know who's idea it was though :^)
>>23042724$50 for 1 minute lol lmao even. A lot of known names won't charge that much. If you're going to be a hoe then learn how to do it correctly
>>23042724hah, I totally forgot about this hoe already
>>23042702talmbout mooglin' b?
heard it both ways boppa
>>23042711What were you doing at red lobster?
>>23042736thanksgiving ihop
>>23042724excellent i will buy a minute
>>23042728a hunned pocent b
>>23042730That's funny
I forgot they were friends
>>23042724these prices are ass man even betty has better deals what the hell
>>23042724do people even know who โcritterโ is?
>>23042697without he would never which girls to rape
he's lost without we control the action
>>23042748yes ofc she's famous here on the /ftl/s
>>23042737complete nontent whore
>>23042750this made sense before I posted I swear
https://youtu.be/bzUGL6BGMc4?si=LqsuzCUX6EKtJPUw
>>23042750>RapeJet has never had sex and has an in tact hymen
i decided to make a discord
>>23042756complete elliegance
>>23042759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo5hh16HXfU
when you become asexual you don't have to proof read your posts you just press buttons
Anyways, is there something you guys wanna say as a send-off while we wrap things up? Doesn't even have to be S4-related. Just a general Fishtank finale before everyone leaves.
>>23042756complete retard
>>23042761this may or may be canonical canon I'll check my lore book later
>>23042763why would you do such a thing what's wrong with you
>>23042769famous house was gay as hell
>>23042772and thats a good thing
>>23042768I would just like to say
SUFFAH JET SUFFAH !!!
>>23042772Famous house was peak ftl. The threads were top knotch
>>23042771i honestly dont know and i'm already confused on how to use the site
>>23042854famous house season 2
Will she be going back to YouTube after being bullied too much on the fishtank site? I hope so.
>>23042894she should be able to ban people who are cunts so yeah wherever that is
>>23042891The whole brandon thing and how lazy it was compared to the first made me dislike fh2.
That and chris being there sucks as always
>>23042894angies revolting why did you defend her pedobaiting
The goblin mode thing is a pedo meme
>>23042927>we need to wock angewa away...>shes stiw a minow..
>>23042734does anyone have anymore pix of just his face I'm looking to find one with the lowest possible rating
we're gonna rage against the jet neptune machine tonight
>[guitar solo]Uh!
Yeah
Come on
Uh!
>>23042931i thought she was cute at first like a little lemur animal then it got seedy
>>23042024Classic Jet move
>>23042934oh yeah how come you dont like ellie at all? its cause she looks like a woman
>>23042936SHE'S GONE LOOSE!!!
>>23042939the ai glitching out is more frightening than the gore
>>23042939>shoots girl in the face and then snaps own neckvery cool
very kino
>>23042936was the chat silence from you because you spent the 2 hours you get every other week with your kid taking him out for ice cream?
>>23042945this is his heinous crime yet I think
>>23042854famous house had less activity than S4, that says a lot
>>23042950season 4 was a coke binge of a shit show
would watch again
>>23042947i don't have kids, i hate kids. I was going to take topless photos to prove im not fat. But i got a cough somehow, Ellie gave me lung cancer for being a revolting nontent whore
Julius wasn't getting visitation rights at for a while his baby's momma wasn't down with those zesty ahh groomer toks it set off alarms bells that he was back on the booze and the hunt for teen pussy
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
>>23042952personally hated how fucking gay and stale famous house became by the 2nd week. I clearly wasnt the only one
any ellie updates from the last 12 hours or so?
at all I mean
he add to work to get those 2 hours a week no more groomer boomer tiktok type stuff
>retards saying i'm married and have kids
I've never married or had kids or am interested in that. I just want to fuck pretty women in the butt. Im kinda self-centred and an asshole
famous house 2 had so much potential
>>23042958>that yueeg dip on day 10>sire, the simps have stopped sending money...
>in the butt
not beating the zesty allegations here Foolius Julius why the butt man what the hell
>>23042958Damn season 3 all over the over place did they forget to renew the bot subscription or something
>>23042950More does not equal better
>>23042968Julius is a sick bastard he's the type to go and steal the whole bowl of Halloween candy in front of a house even when there's a take one sign. Even when there's a group of children approaching after him he'd probably rob them for their candy too. He wouldn't even dress up either not that he needs to with that ghoulish visage and his cold dead eyes. Heinous shit like that. That's Julius. Total L7 weenie.
women have vaginas if you prefer the butt somethings up
me? I'm kinda of a sigma chad asexual type I follow my own path now
since unfollowing ellie i no longer have retarded shit in my IG feed
>>23042978how can it be peak /ftl/ when it had the least activity out of any season
>>23042982wow that's messed up he STINKS
what a foolish Julius amirite
Betty is getting that pussy stretched right now! In that tight outfit and nylons!
people no longer have a bit now i unfollowed ellie and thinks shes a stupid whore.
But they will keep trying and i'll keep ignoring them
I've seen the police sketches Julius. The kids who went missing in Melbourne? The child abducted off the side of the road in Tanzania? Ring any bells.
Don't even try to lie I'm agent hotchner and you're the piece of shit unsub and I've got ur number. No unsub is gonna pull one over on me. I'm too experienced and I'm too smart for that shit u fucken dummy.
Anyways does anyone else think The Hotch's son was adopted? I think he was. The Hotch doesn't have time for sex all of his time is dedicated to catching unsubs like Julius and throwing them into prison for the rest of their worthless lives.
HEY, JULIUS
LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!
>/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S5 preseason
>>23043001Oh yeah for sure b
one hunned percent that pussy is so stretched right now
she's squirting piss everywhere
all over Freddy's face and in his eyes and hair it's totally disgusting i can't even talk about it it's probably in his mouth too her piss I mean
>>23043016bro she's getting that tight little coochie STRETCHED by BJC! Freddy got his nerdy alt girl finally! the bettybugs are cucked!
>>23043019Then watch binx
i'm gonna buy 30 kiwis and have fresh kiwi juice tomorrow morning
>>23043022ellie would make a shit gf
>>23042983Are those feet asexual
ellie would make a great gf and give me space because she is so non-intimate
>>23043019Jet killed the content he didn't wanna do paperwork now he must SUFFAA !!!
>>23043020oh yeah they're so cucked and findom'd rn I heard they're current crying and masturbating at the same time using tears as lubricant
>>23043027she would be a fine gf for someone her own age.
dont act like you are in a place to be choosy over your gf
>>23042975idk bex has been dead to ftl lately
>>23043032ellie is going to end up doxxing her first bf and ruining his life lol
>>23043029yes I have a quite a bit of experience with asexual feet and I can tell that indeed that is what they are
why do faggots say this own age shit when every fucking woman dates older guys.
None of you have had sexual relationships with the opposite sex
>>23043034Love these two
my favorite fishtank.live couple
>>23043042most women are grossed out with age gaps. the ones that date older guys have daddy issues or are gold digging whores.
guys that say women prefer older guys are just coping older guys who are self conscious about their age.
If you tell a normie you want to date an 18 year old high schooler as a 38 year old they will think you are a pedophile.
>>23043033i am. I can be as choosy as i want.
>>23043048complete bullshit. Its rare for women to dare their own age they always date older guys, it doesn't matter how old its always older.
Thats why young incels seethe cause they get cucked by older guys in their teens and 20s.
Just wait until you are 30s for your turn.
this new julius bit is nontent
>>23043030that gets old after a while I always hated having to be the one to initiate the sex (this was before became asexual) but I guess most women are like that non aggressive if they are horny they'll just flick their bean or whatever it's hotter if they jump your shit ya know what I mean
>>23043053women tend to date the people they are around the most, be it high school, college, work. 5 years would be the general age gap if they are dating older 7 max but even that is pushing it.
As much as she wants to deny it, Ellie really enjoyed Million Dollar Extreme presents: Extreme Peace. She especially liked the last two episodes of the season, which consisted of some of the best MDE content that has ever been released. You may not agree with Ellie, but despite the slow start, Extreme Peace exceeded all expectations.
>>23043063nah teen girls date older guys out of school. Thats classic
>>23043048you only get called a pedophile if you're poor and ugly like Foolius Leo does it all the time but no one complains
any ellie updates from the last 12 hours or so?
>>23042927>The 40yr guy obsessed with a Asian high schooler was the guy on /tv/ seething about Angie "pedobaiting"lol, nice projection old man.
>>23043072she watched a cum trib at sprouts
ellie isn't the sort of girl i like. I detest girls that try to be perfect but listen to ghetto rap crap.
Theres needs to be no contradiction in how they present themselves otherwise its deception
>>23043066there was maybe 1 or 2 girls in my year that dated older guys who were at most 3 years older and they were made fun of and called a slut and the tradie guys they dated were called pedos.
>>23043078yeah, you were coping and seething
>julius is a pedo
Iโm shocked!
>>23043064is she actually an MDE fan or just a fishtank fan idk the lore
most r9k fags give up hope and don't realise if you hang in there your time will come
>>23043072Ellie likes Muse, even if it's a boomer band. She kinda vibes with the melancholic tunes and it reminds her of the time when she wanted to commit suicide.
>>23043086you are 39 dude
>>23043085sad she was more of a fan of sams stuff than ft in particular
>>23043089i lost my virginity in my early 20s to a highschool girl. Get fucked faggot
we were fucking robbed of kino
>>23043093whats your time has it come or was that it
>>23043095how about you stop talking, virgin
>>23043097you said if you hang in there you will make it, have you made it? is this you making it? or are you 39 still holding out hope things are gonna turn around somehow if you just harass the right high schooler online
So what do you guys think happened to Amy Bradley?
i'm not 39 anyone that says im that ugly fat cunt is a retard,
Im another person
>>23043094best moment of the entire series.
>tries to barricade the door>ellie opens it completely normally>he retreats to the bathroom, closing himself off just as incompetently its like the next level of a person barricading themselves into a room just for them to realize the door opens the other way
>>23043090I see
she probably had a crush on him during his vertical cell phone video days at his mom's house I bet
I'm on to you Ellie you can't hide the truth from me I'm too smart and asexual
>>23043103how old are you
>>23043099I still remember using this site and having r9k brain before meeting women.
It was worth it and then i never had insecurity ever again like you incels
>Your outie likes to go on a walk in the park
>Your outie waters his flowers every morning
>Your outie hates namefags
>Your outie enjoys a comedy show that has last been relevant eight years ago
>Your outie hates pouring the milk before the cereal
>Your outie attaches pictures to every comment to get faster to the image limit
>>23043104That and "its just a lego" were some great moments
>>23043109uh you didn't answer my questioN?
1) how old are you
2) what is "making it", have you already made it and that consists in orbiting a high school girl or are you still hanging in hoping you will make it
drench was the real one who shit tested production
>>23043113i don't care about ellie retard
>>23043076shes not my type. I'm purely here to hate you faggots and her
Did freddy also upload the disposable camera photos? What a crazy coincidence
>>23043117how old are you, what is making it and have you made it or are you still hanging in there
>>23043118If so, I'm sure there's a fish group chat where they shared the pics.
>>23043119you aren't in charge
my favorite part of the season is when aryeh got to write a jewish play and perform it in front of special guest patrick star
>>23043115Big fat fucking Aussie ass
Have you guys stopped at any point during these 3 years and realized that maybe we're all miserable pieces of shit no better than those we criticize. We're all reprobates and there's no use in marching on
>>23043118ellie is on scam hydes payroll lol. reoccurring cartoon character. Igor did good
>>23043123why are you afraid of being real, cryo has far more heart than you do. i don't need specifics but i'm just curious how old you are still thinking you are hanging in and things are gonna turn around one day
>>23043110Cvatikleaks stealing this photo shoot idea from Severance season 2 was pretty hype
How do we solve the Ellie question?
>>23043127I'm just vibing
>>23043127i'm glad i missed all this shit. Didn't use 4chan at all last year
>>23043134are you in your 30s
>>23043132We pay an underage freshman to fuck her and get her labeled a pedophile
>>23043117based. ellie is lazy and needs to be shamed for her idle behavior. more of THIS type stuff ellie, not sucking jet off and eating paper off the ground god damn it, you fucking useless GOOK
>>23043133That post especially had you in mind
>>23043110a severance styled office season seems like a go to for a next idea if theyre not gonna be doing it in a house. gives sam an excuse to play a character
>>23043127My lifes pretty good. I just live for shit flinging and have to hide it for 90% of my life
what do you call a Veitnamese hoe?
A ho.
>>23043140That sounds gay
if my life is anything like julius when i'm his age i'm picking one of these.
nKuiA
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>>23043130>Cvatik banged Summy and Venti
>>23043138I'm thinking about taking another picture soon that last one was nontent you guys were right I was felted my score dropped a bit maybe it's cause I'm asexual now
Scott's viral post has leveled out at 7.7 million views.
>>23043143anymore than s3 and its faggotry?
>>23043127I started applying to some entry level jobs after a year of unemployment and I'm losing interest in these threads because I don't simp, so I think things are getting better for me
>>23043148He deserves some kind of appreciation happy this happened to him
Fishtank didn't deserve sensei
I just came to say El is cool with me no matter what she does
>>23043155big brother slop, bring back s2 artistry
>Your outie likes eating his vegetables
>Your outie has felt the touch of a woman
>Your outie enjoys positive attention but doesn't seek it out
>Your outie wants to feel validated
>Your outie feels excited to watch the next summer movie
>Your outie likes to retreat into his shell
>>23043145the cvatikleaks body count has to be insanely high at this point in his career
women get so horny if you point a $20k camera in their direction and tell them to start posing like a model
>>23043137imagine clapping these Asian cheeks HOLY
>>23043157Nah. Ftl was peak. Memes were fresh and organic. The problem was it didnt go long enough.
Should have slowly told each person it was live but have them all keep it secret (except for alex b and burt dont get told). It would he the proper plant story from s2
>>23043165you revealed yourself, big brother is that way fag
>>23043137I would tongue fuck her shit hole.
>>23043134so have you made it yet or are you still hanging in there
>>23042717The dick was small AF ainโt no one wanna see that. Donโt even attempt a tribute if you have a small dick that shit is lame
>>23043169They trick the bb people into thinking its not live?
23043173
not going to repeat myself for idiots
tomorrow we're gonna all gonna make it
and get the band back together
>>23043179You gay nigga. All tributes are gay. Literally burt tier shit
>>23043180boring concept, died by week 2. lets all sit around for a week straight talking and crying about the same bullshit over and over and over
>>23043159I should've become a photographer, fml
>>23042667Is this Dan cock?
>>23043184nearly every one in here is a fag except me
s3 was peak haters are literally low iq cum and piss enjoyers
It was a small trib? I couldn't watch the video because I recently became asexual
>>23043191Shut up and show cock bitch
>Your outie spends too much time on the internet
>Your outie obsesses over random people on the internet
>Your outie wishes that his life had taken a different trajectory
>Your outie is too old to relive his life or make all the experiences that his peers had during their twenties
>Your outie kind of wants to kill himself
>Your outie can't quite work up the courage to commit suicide
>Your outie feels stuck posting on 4chan
LIVE POLICE CHASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m59IAZ2MN0o
>>23043198Did the artist of those cat drawings give you censent to post this? Stop virtually raping asexuals
>>23043196>angry at the cum and piss enjoyers watching the cum and piss showInteresting
>>23043188real fax doggie I've been watching this one guy on youtube that films his photo shoots on the streets with random qts they get mad flirty with him it's such a pimp move he busts out the antiques too for the hipster art type girls works every time
>i'm such an edgy girl teehee i watch gore porn and gif and joined the FT piss and shit house
>but this white man following me is too far
retard
I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH MY GUN
>>23043211how old are you
>>23043204I was asexual permission to post these asexual images
>>23043215I was given I mean
Do any of you even buy this tantrum? Its just a cry for attention and its really sad
>>23043215When you share art to sexual people it becomes explicit material.
>>23043217Lol its okay im retarded enough that i didnt even notice a mistake
>>23043213What kind of gun? I like the Beretta 92fs and glockenspiel 26 those are asexual type guns I think
>>23043221I can't force any sexual type people to join the asexual community unfortunately I can only spread our asexual message
you faggots are so unfunny, you are even less funny than Sam
>>23043226maybe it's just younger person humor? maybe you are just more of an older generation
are we funnier than Jet at least
>>23043226You being a Sam seether actually makes a lot of sense.
>>23043226the shitposting needs some work around here
>>23043228nah itโs just not funny
I am raging against the jet neptune machine tonight just like Zach De La Rocha he's asexual too I think
everytime i say something as a joke theres one or two of you who reply even screen cap it and act like its serious as if you are in highschool
You are humourless retards and do not belong on 4chan
>>23043208I remember years back some jap mma fighter being asked why he got into mma and he said "to get chicks" to which the interviewer said "why didn't you just become a musician" and he sat and thought for a second then said "hmm that probably would've been easier"
>>23043232sam used to be funny like chapelle
>>23043236does them being like highschoolers make you want to fuck them?
>>23043237mma is the dumbest thing a guy can get into besides blue collar work
Im not trying to be funny
>>23043237musicians get their arse whooped though
>>23043247wannabe mma fighters entire lives revolve around being kicked and punched
Musicians just fiddle a guitar
>>23043137Woah where's this from? One of her private accounts?
>>23043249its another girl that just looks like her
>>23043249Jin is face blind
So the content we got for today was ellie copy pasting a post from here (telling julius she knows he wasnt really obsessed) and betty / freddy nontent?
Damn today sucked
>>23043127oh i know this. i have barely any soul left at this point. i can't even drown my sorrows in drugs or alcohol. i'm clean as a whistle, so i'm left to stew in my apathy and sadistic fantasies soberly. my only comforts are e-whores and coming on here to make fun of sam and jet neptune every few months before i disappear again. i'm washed up man, a real piece of shit, and yeah my dick is bent to the left, but I burn local, and i'll never be a wigger.
>>23043251all asians look the same even to asians LOL
>>23043250All Asians room da same
>>23043260Hows the new phone, worth the money?
i need 2-3 mod volunteers for angie's sub
>>23043264how muhc do i have to pay her to be one of her subs
Ftl - angies reddit mod general
>>23043264you'll probably have 2-3 posters total
Anybody got any kino from Torture Chamber?
an actually asexual supplement
>>23043264Reddit? I like angie but uh no
>>23043276never heard of it
>>23043264Are you the dude from reddit that crashed out over her calling you creepy and then came over here and cried about it to us?
>>23043282>cried about it to us?Wasnt he bragging for days that she liked him because she DMd him asking him to stop
Killing myself tomorrow because I'll never be popular, successful, and loved like Scott Sullivan MMA is.
>>23043289ask scott for help he can help
>>23043289Give him your PS5 before you die
>>23043288ellie is too scared to DM me.
https://www.reddit.com/AngelinaSimps
get in here boys, try it out, leave feedback
imma start hiding stuff around mira mesa shopping center for ellie to find
if a stranger finds it first
oh well
tough luck
draw a treasure map for her
find the asexual objects ellie
they're hidden around your neighborhood
i havent bought anything yet
but i will
i will then post a pic of it here
im sure ellie will recognise the area where the object is hidden
(itsll just be toys)
>toys
boxcutters and penis pumps
Someone bake so i can post exclusive angie nudes
hey jet if you're reading this hi lol XD
SUFFAH JET GOODSON SUFFAAA !!!
[Guitar Solo]
HUH
YEAH
COME WIT IT NOW
id bake but im kinda nervous