5'11"
6 million feet
scottish mainly, idk the rest
my direct ancestors be pillaging
i have a hat with our clan's pattern printed on it somehwere
i weigh only 126lbs
>>23046893
175 and 165 kilos... DAYUMN thats a big boy!! What size is that in your walmart issued work clothes?? Im guessing medium or large, for americans?
>>23047551 >family tree national ethnicity >"national"
Like Syrian, Afghan, Paki, Viet, ChingLing, or Polish or Ukrainian? Cuz Germs are not allowed to be nationalist. Luckily Turk nationalism is more or less also frowned upon.
>>23048104
No, most German nationalists are cosplaying retards. I bet you just want to imagine how fruity "exotic" looking I am and how big my dick is. Fucking faggot.
>>23048151
Dude, relax. Anyone would think a dude so earnestly talking to another dude with a mega 6 foot dick is looking to take those feet of sweet meat up his boipuccy. No need to be so anal (or maybe do lol).
>>23048242
No, sorry. It wasn't a joke. I don't know what it was. The whole idea was for you to re-examine the reply I gave in response to the OP >OP says: height, dick length, ethnicity ("ethnicity" being an absolutely unmistakably recognizable word in German "Ethnizität" or "Ethnie" or even "Ethnische Zugehörigkeit" is a key part of how one recognizes I'm lying/joking) >I respond: 6 inches, 6 feet, and "Me no know"
Kinda pointless I know. I don't know why I did it.
>>23048287
I meant: >The whole idea was to say a bunch of lies or inane statements until you reexamined the original post I made
I was aiming for something to that effect. The goal was to look and go like "Haha! He's got a tiny body and a mega cock! Haha, I'll reply with that!"
>>23053776 >don't make a habit of it
Maybe not the "goading you into looking at my original/initial post" bit but I make a lot of dumb jokes so that's kind of hard to avoid. Like this joke was a knee jerk reaction when I started seeing everyone say 6' for their height instead of 6 feet and I thought "Ha. I could be 6" instead and have a 6' dick because Germans don't have the empirical system and it'd be funny if a Germ didn't understand what 6' and 6" was (although that's not very realistic)."
>>23054069
Yeah, that's why I threw it all away. I've already made my "Annual one laugh-worthy post on 4chan" because I'm about as funny as Sam Hyde and won't be saying anything objectively funny applauded by like one or two other posters for another year or so.
