Thread 23050460

i have my driving license test in a few days
got hecking nervous
my grandpa came to me and said why u worry so much its not that hard
Shut the fuck up grandpa you got your license as a gift from a relative 50 years ago where one could buy themselves out of the exam and test

>>23050460 (OP)
i live in a small texas town
the girl who did the test instruction could tell i was nervous & shy, i think
it kinda felt like having a sister helping me
i did fine because of it

Shut up retard, its not that hard.
If you prepared yourself properly you will pass. The Test is litterally designed to be passed.
Just dont be a nigger and use your head.

try to sleep well the night before, just clear your head & have some coffee in the morning maybe
should be alright
good luc kanon

>>23050465
this is true
there's all sorts of niggies on the road

also, even if you don't pass, you can retake it at a later date
it's not the end of hte world

>>23050464
i do the driving lessions with my step dad
he always seems hella nervous when driving with me because speed limits are just suggestions
>>23050465
the theory test is kinda hard even though its multiple choice test
maybe i just have nigger iq idk but learning is kinda hard
i already passed the 1000 questions test only got 300 more to go and 3 days time to learn
>>23050473
i only got one month left because i waited so long to finish it, if i dont finish this month then 2k are just gone like that
i have no more room for error

>>23050460 (OP)
>my grandpa came to me and said why u worry so much its not that hard
Your Grandpa is right and you should listen to him. Driving a car is very easy.

my grandpa also planned on selling me his old golf volkswagen (the car is more used then a partying college girl) for 2k but luckily my grandma stepped in and said its a sin to be greedy with family
absolute grandpa death

>>23050490
i ilek you

>>23050490
2k is a reasonable price. Seems like Grandpa just can't win with you.

>>23050482
THE THEORY ... HARD...
ARE YOU MENTAL?
ITS LITTERALLY JUST DONT BE A FUCKING RETARD?!
Most cancel themself out by default if you just think about them for a second
Oh boy... just dont think about it then. Stressed mind works like shit.
Good luck.
Hope you pass. Prove to the world that you are not a nigger!

>>23050460 (OP)
Your grandfather had it more difficult because at that time the cars were all manual, heavy and manly also if you crashed in it was a certain and painful death, not like the faggotry automatic "security first" redditcars what we have now.

>>23050485
>>23050493
thanks furry anon
>>23050487
>>23050496
you are a grandpa supporter thus prob a old man
2k is not reasonable since i am poor but he has the mindset that one has to work for stuff, but he got everything in life gifted to him bc of good economy, he has a literal mansion with pool
the old man should just gib car... he doesn need 2k

>>23050501
>I deserve the car for free
You're just a entitled brat with no real concept of anything.

>>23050497
thank you i will study hard today
>>23050498
he literally gives me a car like that
the car acts like a bpd bitch and is also manual (automatic cars are not usual here) when i try to start it needs so much gas and if it doesnt get it the motor just dies on me

>>23050503
I never understood this discordtroon meme, is iveted supposed to be funny or something ?

>>23050503
i work i live away from family and never ask for gibs
this is the only time i ever asked for financial support (i need it for work)
i think thats pretty reasonable

ok bye bant time to study
https://youtu.be/eIouWxdwgnk?si=GS_i-OabxmV2Rt-D

>>23050509
Cut your dick off so you can understand it better. You're not using it for anything other than fucking your fist anyways.

>>23050510
You don't deserve a free car just because you have a job and live alone. Thinking other people should have to give you things is exactly why you're entitled.

>>23050531
it's funny, he's not saying "i deserve the car", and you're not saying "you don't deserve the car"
y'alls a buncha faggots

>>23050531
its not enitled to ask family for financial support in important matters

>>23050539
>it's funny, he's not saying "i deserve the car"
>he has a literal mansion with pool
>the old man should just gib car... he doesn need 2k

picked the wrong anthro woman reaction pic

if it's a car no one in the family is using, it makes sense for the youngest person to have it if he's getting his shit together
i mean, that's assuming OP would support his family if he ever made something of himself, but who knows if that's true

>>23050544
it could be the case that he should give the car without OP deserving it oen way or the other

>>23050544
the implication of the old man giving the car is OP having the car, so you could say OP is implying "i should have the car" but not "i deserve thcar"
doesn't matter htough i guess
you people call yourselves autistic
i have to kill ymself

>>23050547
he wants to get a new car anyway
it works really simple u see if he is nice to me now i will be nice to him when he needs it
what goes around comes around, if hes not nice then he goes to retirment home

>>23050554
>it works really simple u see if he is nice to me now i will be nice to him when he needs it
>what goes around comes around, if hes not nice then he goes to retirment home
you woulden't have the guts to say that to him though lol
>he wants to get a new car anyway
oh so he is using it currently
i guess maybe he's slacking on getting a new car, if you need the old one
still though, i dunnooo

these petty disputes are what end in family members murdering one another
obviously this isn't like that, but you know what i mean?
these outside pressures make slaves of us all

>>23050560
i know what u mean but sadly thats how things work especially in upper middle class or middle class families
he also used to own 2 houses and i asked him if he would let me perhaps rent the second house but he rather sold it
but bought my mom an apartment
but at the same time i am expected to work for his retirment moneyzz and work 40-50 hour week while my moms generation works part time
absolute boomer death absolute gen X death

>>23050540
You're free to ask but that doesn't mean they're obligated to help you.

>>23050569
it's a strange arrangement
>absolute boomer death absolute gen X death
maybe...
it ain't their fault either though, they're just retarded & have their own problems & take things for granted
gotta protect yourself & your interests though

if you feel like you're slaving away for your family for no reason, you could consider just cutting them all off & living on your own
idk though

der konater

>>23050579
true

i may be taking this alll too seriously, and i may be saying retarded things
i really should sleep
but good luck everyone

>>23050579
they are not obligated but i will get the money anyway when they die
they should see it as an investment because its more comfortable to live with family while being crippling old then live in a retirment home where they stuff u full of pills
>>23050588
gn

>>23050593
So what do they have to do to keep you from putting them in a nursing home? Have you ever been in a nursing home before? I promise you the least of their problems will be the medications.

>>23050460 (OP)
You sound like a whiney little bitch.
Post bussy

>>23050460 (OP)
Congrats. You are on your way to become the average miserable person

Only reject nurses that can't work anywhere else work at nursing homes. They are glorified ass wipers that will not take care of your loved ones.

>>23050602
yay
i should become even more miserable by enrolling into med school i think
>>23050604
good, one reaps what the sow
>>23050598
they should gib car and perhaps a bit of money if i go to uni (the state would pay most of it anyway

my grandma bought me a mousepad with a cat on it
this od lady understands how things work

>>23050609
>i should become even more miserable by enrolling into med school i think
If you are planning on becoming a nurse than I have bad news for you

>>23050614
fuxk nurse school i would only go for doctor
not even for the salary but for social status
i would also never go for yucky appreanticeship again or working as regular machinist fuck that
only engineer diploma or some other diploma

>>23050609
Hope they die instead of having their fates left in your hands then.

>>23050619
You do realise everyone is a bitch to someone. All these engineers and doctors are still just names in a list to some guy higher up on the ladder. You are their slave cattle no matter how "educated" you are. Also are you gonna be one of those useless doctors that let people be sick and fucked up because you are lazy and stupid?

>>23050625
yea i get that but you are not the lowest on the scoial hirachy anymore
i will be the kind of doctor like doctor house, working in the emergency sector of hospital and always high on cocain working 50 hour week

>>23050460 (OP)
i have never driven a car in my life

>>23050628
I've seen ERs with rats in them before. I'm sure one of those will hire you.

>>23050628
>Fail boat waging
>Fail military
>Fail engineering
>Doctor arc. Status: processing
I will be here to watch you despair. Your idea of a doctor is taken out of a tv show, I'm sure this time it will go okay

>>23050631
why would you need a car to begin with
u are a neet mycroft you will never get a license because programming silly games IS NOT A JOB
>>23050632
ofc but its no problem i have good problem solving skills i would just put up rat traps or kill them myself if i see one
i killed a big fat rat not long ago that was running around in the kitchen i work at

>>23050637
i am not a neet and i have a job and i am programming srs sftwrz atm

>>23050636
i am just joking around i actually have no clue myself what i am doing
trying and failing is better then not trying at all though
so i always try different stuff in hope it will work out, i applied for firefighter training (its volunteer work) so perhaps that will get me some connections and more ideas

>>23050641
you sont have a fixed wage you are self employed
perhaps im a bit jelous as well because no one tells you what to do

>>23050631
Its easy

>>23050637
They already had rat traps set up out of sight from the patients.
> if i see one
You're not going to see them 99% of the time.

Just get a shitty nursing certification from your cunt and us it at a American nursing home. You don't even have to be certified with one from here. Just be willing to wipe an ass.

>>23050645
the rat was in the trash can and i mushed it with my boots
these little cunts hide very well
and nursing school does drug testing so thats a no for me

>>23050642
Doggo. Most successful people have their families training them from they are a child to be successful.
Their parents don't fight, they have good income and housing, they make sure their children have good grades and go to good schools, they have highly supportive extended family. Guess what we have. We don't, we just have a bunch of penalty cards.
Not telling you to give up, but there are a lot of advantages/disadvantages that are hidden in plain view.
It's just going to be a massive pain and in todays age the median person is pretty miserable. Most people have shitty jobs most people earn crap wages most people get bullied at their work places. You probably shouldn't focus too much on a career and just focus on something else in life that's going to give you something more. Everyone else will just leave you to die on a whim if it suits them

>>23050460 (OP)
>got hecking nervous
only because you're a bottom

>>23050647
>and nursing school does drug testing so thats a no for me
But they won't for becoming a doctor?

>>23050619
>trouble to get drivers loicense
>bitch iam enginoer and doc and and shieettt

>>23050648
i dont wanna end up as just another number in le statistics
if everythin is trouble and suffering anyway then might as well go all in and see what works out
>>23050649
Imao i had this pic in mind
this is me
>>23050650
yes
it might sound silly but its true, most med students are on aderall the richer ones on cocain

>>23050654
god forbid one has dreams and ambitions

>>23050655
If you do manage to become a doctor. Use the wages to invest. Even if you can't get into investing mega hard you can prob still save a decent amount of your wages into ETFs and have them grow and go for an early retirement route / less working hours.
It's a viable way slightly beat the system.
Just budget your money and don't splurg it all on drugs.

>>23050659
Nothing bad about those, but they should be in the realm of reality.
What are dreams good for who will not become reality?

>>23050655
Hope you realize their won't be time for anything other than work and studying if you decide to take those classes. Don't waste your time if you can't commit fully.

>>23050643
i have a fixed wage
i work pretty autonomously but i kind of prefer someone telling me what to do so i don't have to deal with decision paralysis
>>23050645
my dad tried to teach me once but he kept telling me the to use the wrong pedal then he wondered why i couldn't change gear when pressing the brake instead of the clutch

>>23050666
Thats why i got me a housekeeper while i do both, work and study.
Still cheaper then to quit my job.

>>23050664
i already saved up 6k but i dont invest, i thought about buying gold though
>>23050665
>nooo you cant go to uni because you are a dumb fuck too dumb to drive
i have 5% asian genetic so its only natural that i am bad at this
>>23050666
im aware of that thats why i am still considering
also considered becoming a pilot training only takes a year but they drug test and you are in debt with the company then and have to work for said company 15 years
>>23050668
bottoms are not made for driving
bottoms should be droven by a hot bf with a cabrio

>>23050668
Thats why you should drive an automatic like a normal person.

>>23050670
I just let my place get filthy when I was in school.
Got the job I wanted after passing the classes.

>>23050678
automatics are for cripples or homosexuals
you dont seem like a cripple to me

>>23050677
I say that if a is hardb is unlikely.
One after the other retard, or both fail.
Have all the ambition you want but be realistic about what you actually can archieve.

>>23050677
I took flying lessons when I was like 16 or something. Its a good job if you don't mind long hours and being away from home. You also don't really have to do any math or other useless stuff.

>>23050679
Cute boys can't resist me sorry

>>23050677
Gold is kind of a meme. If you buy stocks you buy from companies who in best case scenarios uses their money to expand their business and earn more cash. Aka people want to buy their stock more and the stock you bought in the past increases in price.
It's still pretty risky so most people go for ETFs.
You could have X % of your money in an emergency fund/high interest savings account. X % on your spending card and remaining percent in a porfolio.
A lot of rich people also pay people to manage their portfolio. There is a lot of ways to go about it, but usually you don't want to be limited by savings accounts.

>>23050678
In this economy?
No dude i have a cool job, and cant get fired. I wont give that up, also my maid is hekkin cute. Best decision i ever made.

>>23050677
tsmt
>>23050678
i think most people automatic nowadays
but buying a car would be a huge waste of money for me since i just walk everywhere or occasionally get the bus

>>23050681
after bootcamp i feel like everything is possible if one keeps at it
i just get distracted easily like thinking about career paths while i should actually concentrate on studying for driving exam
im a bit of an air head
>>23050682
>took flying lessions with 16
>calls me entitled
checkm8
im kinda scared off by the comittment and debt it would put me into

>>23050694
>air head
More of a pot head, am i right?

>>23050689
>cool job
What's your job Anon

>>23050687
idk i dont have the interest to get into investing desu
it doesnt make sense anyway if one has under 10k
>>23050689
baka has le beamten status..
>>23050696
touche

>>23050689
I have no idea what you're going on about mister.

>>23050690
Pretty sure only old cars are manual now. Its a useless skill thats slowly dying out completely.
>but buying a car would be a huge waste of money for me since i just walk
I have to drive like 40 minutes to do anything. Must be nice.

>>23050694
I'm privileged not entitled.
>im kinda scared off by the comittment and debt it would put me into
Just get trained somewhere else and skip all that debt.

>>23050698
Gehobener Dienstfor the Buerocracy bro.
Annoying plebs and show them whos boss, bro.

>>23050702
>it doesnt make sense anyway if one has under 10k
Right. So you are just losing out on money you could have gotten without waging. Totally pointless right.
Of course returns are going to be ass with smaller sums of money, but it's better than nothing and you can keep growing it.
But idk, teaching people is kinda pointless. It's like all those help they are giving to africans and they never maintain it. So it's useless. I give advice to other people and they don't maintain that advice.
>>23050711
Idk what that means I'm not a germshitter.

>>23050710
you can only get training here via military or private company
both want you to pay off ur debt by signing 15 years slave contract
>>23050714
ok i send you 6k europoor coins and you mke 10k out of it and get to keep 1k

he works for the state and has a contract where they can only fire him if he kills someone at work

>>23050714
Or he could lose every dollar because he knows nothing about investing as he said. Do you think it's just a free money machine?

>>23050710
when the city isn't walkable

>>23050719
i should invest 6k into the almighty slot machine and let god decide my fate...

>>23050718
>ok i send you 6k europoor coins and you mke 10k out of it and get to keep 1k
You are getting the wrong idea. It's not a magic solution that will just make money out of thin air. It takes years, but it's better than just putting money into a saving accounts.
>he works for the state and has a contract where they can only fire him if he kills someone at work
state wagie. makes sense
>>23050719
I'm talking about long term safe investing. Not just putting bunch of cash on a few stocks and playing stock market roulette.

>>23050724
He knows nothing about investing. Plenty of people have lost everything on "safe" investments before.

>>23050718
Then do something that doesn't require selling your soul.

>>23050721
Its okay I like going fast

>>23050729
If you use correct principles and aren't super emotional and done your homework you should expect good outcomes. Most banks use your money on investments.
Most people who are smart with their money don't just have laying around being idle and losing worth as interests fucks everyone.
But I guess listening to what I have to say isn't worth it to people and they would rather self discover their solutions than accept solutions from other people.

>>23050737
ok send me link where i should put my money

>>23050677
>i already saved up 6k but i dont invest, i thought about buying gold though
>>23050702
>i dont have the interest to get into investing desu
if you get employed at an office or corporate job it would behoove you to look into their 401k plans, which typically match it in tiers
its like you put $1000 into a pot and your employer puts $1000 into the same pot. You can remove your $1000 any time but can't touch the employer's $1000 until you retire. Now do this automatically with every paycheck, like 3% or more of your income and its basically free money and i was laid off over half a year ago and its still growing despite neither myself nor my former employer contributing to it

>>23050742
Here comes the "ughh" part. You actually have to choose a broker, do some homework on proper investing and have a system to budget your money. Most people seem to agree that ETFs are pretty safe and give good returns compared to just buying stocks.
Then you could use a dollar cost average strategy since timing the market is a pain.

>>23050460 (OP)
what happened to Reimu

>>23050460 (OP)
>probably doing the exam in auto gear
>afraid of failing in a tutorial ass country
80% chance thats a woman moment

>>23051694
I fisted xis bussy too hard and xe died of internal bleedings sorry
>>23052969
What is Auto Gear
>80% chance thats a woman moment
Let me have my women Moments

>>23053007
this is wonderful news thanks for sharing

>>23050593
gm
>>23050631
i am surprised

>>23053053
i am a public transport enthusiast

>>23053053
Gm
>>23053125
Because you are a bottom
As i Said you deserve a hot Bf with a fast Car so you wont have to ride the nigger infested peasent Bus No More
I have been around in france and i know how Bad the cities are

>>23053125
i see
i used the subway in washington DC once, i think that was the only time
everyone drives in the small woods town i live in

>>23053150
Dear Lord i can only Imagine the smell
It must reek of Piss and filfth and despair
Thats at least how the subways in Vienna smell

>>23053007
that means the car is not manual
you don't have to step on the cluch and change gears with the stick

>>23050460 (OP)
Hey babe

>>23050664
Hey babe

>>23053163
My Car has this Stick though
I can use the Stick very well infact i Drove trough Hills today

>>23053142
idk everyone i see on the bus is white or maybe a few asians
and i don't really care about fast cars but i do deserve a bf i think

>>23053173
nice, so it's just muricans who abandoned the old traditions

>>23053237
Only homosexuals or cripples Drive Automatic in Europe

>>23053160
it was kinda nice actually
i don't really know how those systems work, maybe the car/route we used was just particularly nice
i think someone tried to pickpocket me though

it was for a school trip when i was 15
i got to sit in the senate chamber for like 30 minutes, there's a seating area behind some balconies way up above
i thought it would be fairly boring but i saw bernie sanders give a speech about how our defense budget is too high
also, i saw the lady who wrote subtitles in realtime for TV/news programs
she had this huge stenography machine attached to her body with a harness, it was crazy

if you make ANY noise at all while observing in there, you get kicked out immediately
they do not like disruptions

>>23053299
>>23053305
We have Something similar here its called Parlament
We also have some international Center where politicans all over the world meet Up
Espionage is also legal in my country so... Yea
>>23053305
Thats normal though one can also visit the Senate Here but you have to be quiet

Lol

>>23053354
Hey

Reimu is the only interesting Austrian on this board

>>23050460 (OP)
This person is very kute. Show vageen?
>captha: SAARY