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>Szarek literaly one of the oldest being still moving
>Only reason 40k happens at all
>Personaly flayed a ctan
>Freed his people from slavery
>Been outside the galaxy for 60millions years
>Single handendly holding back the tyranids invasion outside the galaxy
>One of the strongest if not the most being in the galaxy, for sure one of the most advanced mind and body
>lets make a novel with his name
>Everything revolves around the imperium
>Necrons have less screentime than even chaos
>Silent king only appear at the last moment and just chitchats with robot girlyman, not even a cool fight

Good. I used to like the aliens when I was young, not anymore.

>>23052581 (OP)
- > /lit/

For me it's Trazyn

>>23052581 (OP)
>Szarek
Nekrons confirmed Polska baza

>>23052581 (OP)
i want to get into 40K but i don't know where to begin
the amount of lore/writing/board games/ video games is truly staggering

>>23052581 (OP)
I hate it when writers don't know how to deal with overpowered characters.
You could have Wolverine take on Galactus and win and it become canon if the writer's skill is high enough.

>>23052586
Just watch Luetin videos, the game and books are for autists.

>>23052584
>Trazyn
Hes Eternally in our hearts. I like how he went to kidnap Abaddon and his sniper made Abby shit his pants and seize out. Its only a matter of time before hes in the museum.

>>23052586
>>23052588
As BulgAnon said start with Leutin videos (yes, it's carl). I began with the "The Great Work" and it was a good primer.

>>23052588
>Just watch Luetin
Opinion discarded. luetins a mega lefty fag.

>>23052588
>watch Luetin videos
are there any girls that make 40K videos?

>>23052592
Arch

>>23052591
Yeah u

>>23052581 (OP)
40K has been shit ever since around 2017 when GW introduced primaris marines, brought back a bunch of primarchs outta nowhere etc.
Basically everything after 7th edition is just fucking fanfiction by gay nigger tranny SJW's who somehow were put in charge of the fandom by the moneyjews who own the IP.
Same as that "Rings of Power" from LotR or the disney Star-Wars stuff, none of it is actually actually canon, that just cheap goyslop to appeal to normies while alienating the original fanbase.

>>23052586
You can read anything written by Dan Abnett and skip nearly everything else. The lore is being actively ruined and book quality is steadily going down.

>>23052590
>The Great Work
is warhammer part of freemasonry

>>23052597
No, but it is the story of God and the fall of Lucifer extrapolated onto humanity.

>>23052598
so they are mocking freemasonry, why are they using their phrases?

>>23052599
>their phrases
Is it? Is freemasonry the originator of the term "the great work"? I doubt it.

Actually does 40K have any lore youtubers that are as based as fantasy lore youtubers are?

>>23052600
I thought it was a phrase that came from medieval alchemy in the creation of the philsopher's stone which is all freemason lore.

Fantasy is far better.

>>23052595
It reminds me a lot of mtg where the owners now have so much contempt for their og fans. Roboute coming back is so fucking stupid, I knew it would happen and I still hated it.

>>23052594
cope, seethe and dilate

>>23052593
Man he used to have some quality vids but then Politics melted his brain. Same with shadiversity. The even look and sound simmilar.

>>23052599
because it sounds cool. Warhammer (especialy 40k) is bassicaly Various scifi shit thrown into 1 game. FFS Guard regiments came to be so that People could use Historical Minis in Rouge trader

>>23052581 (OP)
What about the necron that got his whole dinasty cucked by ahriman?

>>23052606
I just recently stopped watching arch because he kept bringing on that fat gay retard from ontario. I can handle arch's politics np, I cant handle ontario politics.
>shadiversity
Ive never heard of the guy, im going to check him out and see if it fills the arch hole :c

40k is incredibly gay and I hate it

>>23052581 (OP)
>named the silent king
>butthurt he doesn't have more lines
not my problem

>>23052586
Isnt 40k woke now

>>23052598
>No, but it is the story of God and the fall of Lucifer extrapolated onto humanity.
Again

>>23052609
his older videos are cool,especially abaut casltes, but his recent vids and especialy round table Channel is just unberable

>>23052612

at least here in California, the old school guys who were awesome stopped working at all the shops. Now you have these creepy, none genuine dudes who don't have the passion. Literally jews, who Identify as "hobbyists". Models look fucking awesome tho! Old World and 40k are great games.

>>23052612
Every book it inches closer and closer. They named the Emperor and made it so his side hoe created the space marines/thunderwarriors/primarchs and stuff. All the gay basedboy writers for GW keep trying to shove woke shit in like malcador saying the primarchs should of been sisters instead because women are famous for getting along with each other, along with being warriors and excellent tacticians.
Something something women space marines now.. idk, the more I talk about it the more I try to forget.

Im dreading the amazon prime series. Rings of Warhammer is going to absolutely kill the entire franchise.

>>23052615
>Literally jews, who Identify as "hobbyists"
Those assholes should be shot and pissed on.

>>23052581 (OP)

Dude, MAKE the Neuron screen time. That's the beauty of Warhammer. They have so many models now you can personalize your Neuron army and invade any planetary system you want! Invite me over tho, and I will annihilate your initial planetary detachment and counter attack your home world! Come forth vile necrosis! MEET YOUR DEMISE.

>>23052586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jdPZR63sx8
enjoy

>>23052581 (OP)
This same exact thread is on >>>/tg/

>>23052618

Necrons***

>>23052581 (OP)
Fuck off xenos enjoyer.
silent cuck got fucked by Roubutte Guilliman
you just hate the space marines and the white man, go back to pissrael semitic vermin.

>>23052616
>his side hoe created the space marines
I told you guys that whole Malcador """joke""" about Primarch girls was them testing waters. After the Custodes shit there is no turning back, they are going full woke at a time when woke is dying, typical GW being stupid with their setting.

>>23052621
Nucrons****

>>23052619

Fall asleep to this my Anglo Saxon chad friend. For the IMPERIUM. By the way, the Judicar is thee coolest looking model I have seen in a long time.

OP doesn't enjoy Ultraman's, what a poser-faggot.

>>23052618
>Neuros

>>23052623
I swear, GW hates their fans so they do it on purpose. Its not to chase the wider audience but to harass and annoy their fans because they know theirs no other setting like this so we are stuck putting up with their gay bullshit.

>>23052625

Awesome lore video. Best recent model Warhammer has released. the JUDICAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyPjE1Sn-Ts

>>23052585
Deszcze niespokojne..

>>23052586
>i don't know where to begin
it's all based on rl, so who are you? there's a 40k equivalent of you

>>23052586
Dawn of War: Soulstorm - (RTS) with the Unification mod, or just vanilla
Dawn of War 2: Retribution (RTS) - play the Last Stand gamemode you get a hero and survive waves of enemies online, still played and popular, games found instant. (NEED to play retribution as that is where the population is)
Space Marine 1: Action game, pretty good
Space Marine 2: Action game also good
Darktide: Very good game, one of my favourites of all time. It's like Left 4 Dead but in the Warhammer 40k universe.
Rogue Trader: CRPG, heard good things but haven't tried it yet

Terminus doctrine is the stupidest piece of bullshit I ever read in WH.

And I am not that deep in WH, started with memes about "Giliiman and Yvrein"

>troons managed to turn an interesting dystopian scifi scenario into feelgood stories with horrorobots and space marines get bottom surgery
im so tired

>>23052613
If you think about it, it's really the only story.

>>23052631

I would be the imperial guard. Their army and tanks looks like World War Two German or Soviet forces. You can paint them as such. The Old World Brettonian army also looks like 13 century crusaders! I got them for that reason alone.

>>23052581 (OP)
Are you seriously still playing with toy army men as an adult?

>>23052615
going to a gw shop is like going to a gamestop, you will find only marshmellow-bodied soi npcs
there are still hobby shops that don't give a single fuck about nu-gw in LA

>>23052637

Yes lol. It's a healthy and constructive hobby, the building and painting that is.

>>23052637
>doesn't know what generals do all day
you're this dumb, and you have no shot now with a heavily censored internet

>>23052586
Here, start like we did, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBgXH7eyRo4

>>23052581 (OP)
the only 40k books worth reading are the ones by dan abnett

>>23052638

LOL it's so true dude. I was in there recently and those creepy jewish dudes would fan out, and come at you from various directions via separate isles. What are you looking for today sir!? How can I help you! Anything in particular?! They are not genuine. And have no real love for Warhammer lore or the game. I guess SOME (not all, so many awesome people) of the people working at these hobbies shops, at least where I live in California, are creeping me out a bit.

>>23052637
Did you play with your dick as a boy?

>>23052638
There isnt many business establishments where you are allowed to sit down, paint your minis, and just talk about the hobby while not purchasing anything and interactive stuff is ongoing.
Dont get me wrong GW is horrible but most of the small store managers are decent folk
>t. actually got gifted an old metal Khorne Moloch that wouldve costed me 30+ randomly

>>23052637
>you should be playing golf like me!
dad, get off 4chan

Pancreasnowork is based

Never played a game, never read one of the books, but I love 40K lore videos for falling asleep to.

>>23052648

So based! I wish to do battle with him with a vast Bretonnian army vs him as the Skaven hordes!

I need a new hobby and was considering 40k painting. What is the startup cost for necessary paints, brushes, and a few models? Other sundries included please, stuff that I don't even know I'll need.

>>23052646
>be me
>small kid
>asking why my poorly painted imperial guardsmen couldn't kill a space marine
>politely explain to me a space marine could kill like 20 guardsmen by himself
>ask him if my guardsmen are even good
>he says yes but use them properly, you can use weapons
>says the rocket I have on my leman russ can be thrown
>didnt ever get the hang of playing
>just liked having small army men that fight demons

>>23052652

haha, he tried to nudge you towards them Astra Militarum intergalactic BATTLE TANKS son.

>>23052596
Muh Terminus Decree
>Plague wiping out Spess Mahreens?
>Xenotech reviving the Big E?
>Muh Star Child?
>Niggernukes under the Golden Throne?

Nah, Kaldor Fagmode is told to keep everything as is, Big E on the Golden Shitter, and even kill Golden Banana Custodes to do it
Black Library can't figure shit out, and ruins what little mystery remains
Fucking Scamdor Fagmode, the Grey Knight Mary Sue
And you know he is a Mary, because he is such a faggot

They can never take away Grimaldus at Helsreach

>>23052654
guy casually gave a kid a lore explanation AND gameplay tip AND nudged towards a sale in a single natural convo
thats how you know it happened 10+ years ago.

>>23052651
Gloves
Brushes
Plastic glue
Somewhere you can spray primer
Paints come after:
>What army do you want?
>Plastic or metal
Sometimes the box you get has paint in, they all come with glue but you'll be able to get some more when you get there. It depends entirely on what you want to paint, make sure you have enough paint. Try an introductory set desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C0cYpX3fD4

>>23052657
>What army do you want?
What's a good starter army? I like imperial guard, the blue-collar everyman of 40k. Are they simple enough to paint while still having room to improve without being insanely ornate like various demons and whatnot can be?

>>23052657
>gloves
>Somewhere you can spray primer
HUFF THE FUMES MY BOY

>>23052581 (OP)
I've heard the latest books basically only exist to character assassinate The Emperor of Mankind?

>>23052651
>>23052657
>>23052658
Should mention I don't give a shit about playing it, just fiddling around painting stuff is all I'm looking for

>>23052650
They are putting chemicals in the water that are turning the frocking rats gay

>>23052658
Imperial Guard (Astra militarum) is very good starting point, there is many different sets, plastic and metal, you can do rank-and-file modern-esque looking dudes, topless dudes in the jungle, desert dudes, imperial russian looking dudes, WW1 dudes....
You can always put more effort/break the color scheme for stuff like Heavy Weapons, officers, medics etc.

>>23052658
imperial guard is a NIGHTMARE to paint. their models are smaller than others, while being numerous and detailed. for a beginner in painting armies, the best bet is space marine or necron

>>23052664
Necrons are cool, I played them a lot in dawn of war.

>>23052658
the best starting minis would be ones you like looking at or that you find cool, or can think of an interesting color scheme u wanna try.

>>23052658
Do.you.like tanks?
Yes?
Play IG

how familiar are you with model collapse/data lattice decay when discussing machine learning and synthetic emergent sentience.

>>23052665
do it anon!
>>23052666
based, I want my Sisters of Battle

>>23052664
He isnt that interested in playing and doesnt need 100 lasgun guardsmen. guards are the closest to RL, a good starting point until you get to models that wear power fists and plasma throwers.
besides, Panzerkompanie all the way

>>23052660
Black Library authors, especially ADB, have major father issues

>>23052661
Try imperial guard you have a shit ton of variety. Many many variations of everything, if you want to get creative I'd say either those or orcs. Find a regiment/colours cheme you like or make your own.

>>23052664
Necrons are probably the easiest to learn painting

>>23052581 (OP)
I just want to take a moment to consider how cool a title The Silent King truly is. You could not possibly have a more kickass title than that.

Wait a minute, why the fuck is this on /pol/?

>>23052671
ADB is good at writing chaos storys, he should be black listed from touching anything imperial

>>23052609
If you're talking about Dev, he's mostly been kept away lately until he releases some response videos to some controversy he caused years ago. Hopefully he never brings him back because he's a boring cunt and always tries to force his fetish for troons on the audience.
His cohosts are various v-tubers he brings on to make fun of their weird sexual fetishes, like rape, being kept in a cage, raped, werewolf knots, and rape.
He does occasionally bring on Dry Bread, but he's a boring cunt and has much the same politics as Dev to point the chat refers to him as Dry Dev.

>>23052666
>>23052669
>>23052672
>>23052673
Necrons it is then. Thanks

>>23052670

If I was a rich mAn! I would run a Baneblade, a Swordblade supported by 2 infantry squadrons and an elite infantry squadron. I would paint them like Panzers and Wehrmacht troopers.

>>23052674
It's political, nigger
Don't worry, bbccuckposting and rage b8ing will never stop
The kikes are always with us
Why do you think 40k is being ruined in real.time?
>No more fun
>Turned to commercial slop
>Ignore angry nums with flamers
>So we get Custodes with tits
>Welcome to Amazon 40k

>>23052626
Based Ultraman enjoyer.

>>23052675
I bet ADB's dad is a Norfer football fan
>Love me takeout
>Love me FC
>Love me Norfer town
>Hate me migrants
>Hate me fag son
>Simple as

The utter disdain GW has for the Emperor and the Empire makes me genuinely sad and furious. Warhammer used to be the undisputed king and what's happening to it now can only be described as chaos infiltration.

>>23052628
Some theory Arch has is that GW does indeed hate their old audience because they are turbo right wing spergs that will reeee at any change, and so do want to chase them out and acquire a new softer gayer audience that is more malleable

>>23052677
>>23052678
obligatory death korps of krieg

>>23052581 (OP)
Shit character. Shit lore.
Necrons are generally shit and should be re-written

>>23052683
i dont think its that deep. its just some coked out board executive going
>Woah Woah guys what if we somehow profited from wokeness
>Woah thats such a smart idea steve
Queue some poor fucks getting the order to brainstorm "how to present a universe thats basically Hyperauschwitz as complying with modern values" instead of remembering that the hobby is supposed to, not the lore.

40k after the fall of cadia is just slop and they want to turn it even worse once emperor ascends to chaos god
It will be age of smegma 2.0
RIP cool setting

>>23052681
The orcs were based on souf football hooligans

>>23052655
Meh.. these days there are bigger sues. Logan Grimnar. Trazyn.

>>23052586
Best place to start is Armageddon so you learn all the tanks properly.

>>23052682
Warhammer used to have its own Heavy Metal label
If they did it today it'd be something shitty like gigga nigga rap or [goo]kpop

>>23052581 (OP)
God, I hate tgpol. Take a shower, you fat fuck.

>>23052686
It's to make the setting more appealing to investors.
They don't care about their fans they plan to sell the company anyway so they will neuter and sterilize it before the handover the logo change is a dead giveaway.
Foids who are into Warhammer usually play dark Eldar or Tyranids anyway and don't touch sisters, the fem marines are GWs own shilling.

>>23052693
sisters are not fem marines and have existed for 20+ years, just saying.
in my experience women in the hobby play orks or tyranids.

>>23052586
find a faction you like and then look into their lore on youtube and then pick up a book you like

>>23052676
I was talking about dev, I hate that fag so much its unreal.
Canadas average IQ is 95 and dev is an average canadian, its why the liberals keep being elected and why the floodgates are open to let in every last indian. Every time he speaks I get annoyed and angry because he has the most atrocious opinions known to man, the same opinions held by those who decide our every election.

>>23052696
Based chink

>>23052694
What I mean is when you see what you think are troons shilling for fem marines i believe is actually GW shills making a false census because investors have laid down certain requirements for them to be eligible for jewbux

>>23052681
I love that meme quite a bit haha
>Luv me Dakka!
>Luv me gits
>Luv me WAAAAggghhh
>simple as

>>23052693
>Tyranids

Ahh yes, the Tyranids. The most vile of the Xenos invaders. These are the most terrifying enemies in the Warhammer Universe in my opinion. They literally wage biological warfare and infest human brains and bodies.

Having our planets defense system overwhelmed and our planet invaded by the Dark Eldar or Tyranids would be thee worst fate in 40k.

>>23052655
Is because he can just revive, but I don't know how that will work. Will he reborn as a whole with his part that became divine in warp and get worship energy every day across the galaxy? That one part of him must be feeling very good, the one part that is fucked is the one on the throne.
So until he reborns, Guilleman is basically the Emperor of Mankind, haters gonna hate. He still the last one that gives a shit.
And is basically back to the half of his power in the warp. Kek, he can probably 1x1 even the chaos gods and the silent cuck while being power-up by his father, he literally burn the shit out nurgle nest.
I personally would take the chink route of power fantasy and mix some daoism in the midst, is kind of perfect for the WH40K verse anyway. The systems in place are literally align with cultivation of spiritual energy story written by the chinks.
So they could in theory have a level system that even surpass the current power levels in the story, by a long shot by the way.

>>23052700
>planet invaded by the Dark Eldar or Tyranids
Id take the nids over DE. The nids are just going to turn you into soup, the DE will turn you into furniture so they can enjoy your screaming for 700 years as they keep you alive through unfathomable arcane science. Idk, getting eaten seems like a nicer death than being turned into a living toilet seat or something.
Brain worms would suck, same for slowly losing yourself and becoming part of the hivemind or whatever.

>>23052700
>These are the most terrifying enemies in the Warhammer Universe in my opinion.
If you've seen the hive fleets approaching the galactic plane, you know they are the endgame. There isn't enough mass in the galaxy to stop them and the only way to hide would be Big E's human webway.

I've tried so hard to get to play this game as a kid but everyone just wanted to paint and collect, never play. Same with fucking Pokemon or Magic, pain in the ass

>>23052703
I figured the Necrons would be the answer to the Tyranids. They keep making the Necrons babyshit weak though. They're supposed to be these godlike terminators who hate all biological life and have literal gods enslaved and housed in Hellraiser cubes but they always portray them as getting fucked up by light weaponry and hand to hand combat. It kinda ruins the mystique.
Im waiting for one of the big giga-nid hivefleets to show up and 50 of those necron deathstar's appear, erase the fleet then disappear again.

>>23052702


Yes indeed anon! You are correct.

Death? Oh no no no, there is no death. The Dark Eldar will not kill you...you will live, oh you will live. We need you soul, we need your pain and suffering for eternity. What is your worst fear?Don't worry, we will find out soon enough.

They really are pure hell.

>>23052586
Start with Leutin and Arch videos for the basic lore. Hop into the Eisenhorn or Ciaphas Cain books from there.

>>23052704
as nefarious as the official games workshop outlets are, you can literallly walk in there at a human time with a (at least mostly painted) army and find someone to play with with free tables and scenery pieces.
nobody played pokemon, only collected, but mtg was always a tryhard game in our group. funny how that goes

>>23052586
Ciaphas Cain books, they are great, begionner freindly explain everything and fun
They are also appart from 40 just good books wich is not the case for all of 40k

>>23052586
I highly recommend self hosting the audiobooks. Get audiobookshelf running on your machine and torrent the entire Horus Heresy series, there's like 250+ books and they're all really fun. Everything's on https://audiobookbay.lu/.

>>23052581 (OP)
I just got the audiobook. Is the Dawn of Fire series worth listening too? I find SM's to be really boring after all these years and rowboat girlyman to be extremely so. Robby has had some pretty cool moments over the years like punching CSM's heads off while holding his breath in space after getting blasted out of his ship. All the more recent SM books ive read/listened too they decided to make SM's more dry, boring and lacking in personality than the soulless automata, for whatever reason?

I dont really get that, SM's can be really cool and full of personality so idk why they keep making them so lame and boring.

>>23052710
I wish I would of seen this like 5 min earlier.
>https://audiobookbay.lu/
I want you inside me like a Slaaneshi cultist. I failed every time I tried looking for audiobook collections.

>>23052712
Life finds a way anon. Go nuts.

>>23052586
Get some minis you like and build and paint them. If you liked it read their codex and the rulebook. Frankly the lore has always been pretty fucking stupid, but it can make the hobby a little more fun.

>>23052684

For the Krieg! Give me three of them death korps squadrons, one engineer squad, a death corps command squad, heavy weapons squad and a fucking BANEBLADE and ill initiate a full blow Blitzkrieg straight at your intergalactic planetary fortress and FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.

Gives me them Ostfront vibes!

>>23052684
>One clone
>One shovel
A galaxy to be won for the Big E

Death Korp.of Krieg are so fucking metal.they.make Slipknot look like a gooKpop boy band

>>23052689
So easy to see they are going to Age of Sigmar 40k

>>23052717

The Old world is better then Sigmar.

>>23052718
I played Lizardmen
Dinos riding dinos, and Lord Kek at the back
AoS is such shit

>>23052672
This motherfucker out here being a GW salesman and steering people to guardsman to make that big dosh selling kit.

>>23052717
Oh man, we all know its coming but I really, really hope they don't. Id be fine if they had spinoff galaxy's due to warp fuckery or whatever.
They never should have advanced the main universe or storyline. It all should have been someone getting kicked off into an alternate timeline or whatever where this new stuff is taking place. AoS broke my heart, I dont want it to happen again haha
>Universe gets pulled into the warp and the Emperor has his own little plane of existence
>Everyone gets their own little slice of the chaotic pie
>Eldar and DE get merged into one faction
>Orks and Tyranids are grouped together
NnnoooOooOooooooooo Its going to be so bad

>>23052720
>Playing Dark Angels
>Agree to 2k point game
>Get IG player
>Dood brings in 4 suitcases of tanks

IG is for the tread heads
I just took my AT lineup and deepstriked his ass

>>23052719

Literal highly intelligent, cognitive, spell casting dinosaurs!

>>23052581 (OP)
I’m sorry this happened anon, I can tell this really bothers you.

Age of sigmars alright.

>>23052722

>Oi! U wont sUm? U wont sUm. I'll give it ye.

Intergalactic BATTLE TANKS are where it's at.

>>23052643
They are all worth listening too imo, abnet is one of the better but just don’t take any of them too seriously. Just go down the list of agreed upon “good” books or start slogging through the HH as it’s honestly a decent starting point for normies

>>23052727
That Fabius Bile series was so good. I love space grandpa. Speaking about old man strength, is Kor Phaeron still alive? I havent heard anything about him since the HH series. xD Hes not even a SM, just a really old guy who keeps getting rejuvenate treatments and tons of plastic surgery haha Its so great hahah

>>23052586
ORKS
WAAAGH

>>23052581 (OP)
when did this come out
like two months ago lexicanum didnt have a release date and i couldnt find it on libgen or annas archive

>>23052598
Lmao pink wojak in power armour

>>23052586
read the horus heresy in its entirety
also watch luetin

>>23052728
Pretty sure he is still alive and kicking during the indominus era, maybe that’s changed in the last few books?

>>23052731
>Horus is the seething wojak
Can't unsee that now

>>23052704
I play magic Arena on desktop occasionally. Haven’t played in a few years though, the number of sets coming out was hard to keep up with and now they’ve added univers beyond or whatever tf they call it now where you get SpongeBob and spiderman in standard. No thanks.

>>23052733
>Pretty sure he is still alive and kicking during the indominus era
Based. Is Lorgar still chilling in the warp or does he ever leave his chaotic goon-cave to do things?
Fuck, I got to listen to these new books. I must know if anything happens. The last Nu-Books I read was about Mortarion, girlyman stabbed Nurgles eye with Big E's sword and lit his garden on fire.

>>23052601
arch

>>23052586
you are 20 years too late to this hobby. find something else worthy of your time.

>>23052736
Yeah lorgar is still being a lil bitch in the warp and hunted by Corvus allegedly. Lion is back and some shit is happening with big E

>>23052616
Every single thing you said has been quietly buried, as in not mentioned anymore.

>>23052739
>Lion is back
Fuck, Its about time. Just a light 10k year nap in a space rock xD
Did he tell whoever woke him up he only needed 5 more min?

>>23052622
I love this board so much. Vc ta demais cara

>>23052623
No they wont they are already backtracking. Zero new stuff About shemale custodes

>>23052741
Actually that was a pretty good book. Lion El is pretty cool after his nap.

>>23052738

I bet you like balls in your face. You're not supposed to eat ROCKS for breakfast. You look like a wad of chewed brown bubble gum!

This guy right here plays Skaven.

>>23052740
>>23052743
You underestimate the sheer hate and distain GW has for its audience. they nuked all the fan channels off youtube just to be dickheads. If you seriously think they arent going to throw Rogal Dorn in a dress to score one over on the fanbase, you're not objectively looking at GW's track record.

>>23052743
troonstodes sisters will make sure no child in the galaxy remains unmolested

>>23052722
And that is why tanks need infantry support, even if it is just to act as squishy ablative armour

>>23052725
Back to /r/sigmarxism with you

I played 40k, Space Hulk and Bloow Bowl in the late 90s/early 2000s.
Are the books entertaining, or is it just daka daka daka slop?
If they are "good" (readable for an adult), which one would you recommend?
I'd be interested in humans (imperial guard or space marines) vs Genestealers, and humans vs orks.

>>23052581 (OP)
>Reading storylines made to sell toys
ngmi

>>23052750
The End and the Death is really, REALLY good. If you have to catch up I'd start there.

>>23052750
Ciaphas Cain has everything you're after. They are really, really good books.

>>23052604
Honestly if it was an end times type shit for a setting reboot I'd be for it, but as the new status quo it blows. Like just have a 1-3 year long thing, primarchs come back, Eldar end shit, silent king returns, bulk of Tyranids arrive, Ghazkull forms mega Waagh, 13th black crusade approaches Terra. Primarchs and big names start dying, Emps dies and comes back reborn, Abby becomes more powerful than Chaos juice Horus and duals emps. Emps kills Abby but Abby manages to destroy Emps' body and fling his soul into his body in 999M41. Still have primarchs and emps model and shit but can do a setting reboot.

>>23052737
arch is a furfag

>>23052750
Try the Ciaphus Cain series, it’s a more lighthearted series about a commissar who keeps on falling up so it’s tied to the guard a lot.

>>23052750
Eisenhorn: The Omnibus

>>23052601
What channel is that?

>>23052755
Worse, a brony

>>23052752
Problem is that you gotta catch up with the John grammaticus line through the HH. I think there is a decent storyboard of books to read to catch up the fastest.

>>23052752
>Horus heresy
How many volumes are there in that series? Too many I suspect.
>>23052753
>>23052756
Thanks, it's rare to see anons agree. I'll try out the first one.

>>23052754
Id be alright with the emp going back in time. Maybe have one of the perpetuals like John Gramaticus do it, the guys trying to save the imperium or something... Idk, the necrons make a time machine and try kill john conn- I mean, try waking up earlier or something.

>>23052762
>the necrons make a time machine and try kill john conn- I mean,

>>23052761
Oh there's like, fifty Goddamned books (as of now)...but the End and the Death is the Emperor's wrap-up before his big sleep, and I think it's probably Dan Abnett's best work so far.

>>23052749
ew

>>23052761
>How many volumes are there in that series? Too many I suspect.

>>23052599
Tons of stuff in the HH is basically about occult/esoteric secret societies fucking up the modernism project.

>>23052761
U bet. The HH series is great too. Theres quite a few of them but id say they are really worth it.
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Horus_Heresy_Series
Fuck, 54 books. I think Scars was the last one I read/listened too.. Time to get to get reading.

>>23052763
:D
There could be some great unintentional humor and whacky 'Cron hijinks as they try guide the galaxy into a non-fucked up future.

>>23052760
Does anyone know what side and purpose the alpha legion serve? Spoiler alert i guess.

GW 100% deserves to die for stonewalling Syama Pedersen and trying to bury him in some corporate dungeon.

Whoever was involved in that decision should honestly be killed.

>>23052766
HAHAH

>>23052764
>>23052766
>>23052768
Well, I'm going to pass on this, sorry.
>>23052757
I'll look it up.

>>23052761
Too many and all are disjointed

>>23052770
>Does anyone know what side and purpose the alpha legion serve?
Yes... or do I mean No?

>>23052769
its crazy how much personality they have when theyre literally just ancient egypt terminators
>>23052773
it's a real treat, it's like the juicy steak of a detective story wrapped up in the crispy bacon of 40k madness

Model posting? Model posting.

>>23052777
goddamn thats sexy

>>23052721
>toy soldier rebrand broke my heart

>>23052777
I tried :c
It was the first guy I ever painted.

>>23052581 (OP)
Let's be real: no Necron-centric BL book is ever going to top The Infinite & The Divine.

>>23052779
Yes, things I like getting ruined is bad. Retard

>>23052780
Don't worry anon, you'll get better. Looks like you could do for some drybrushing and brightened paints.

>>23052779
this is 4chan, youre surprised guys here are emotionally invested in nerdy games? what are you even doing here?

>>23052581 (OP)
He's the dick that caused the neurons to become robots right?

>>23052783
good advice

So what's happening with GW anyway? They have female custodes now i hear? Nigger space marines, i always liked that the culture and people that chapters were from had the samish sorta people with similar names.

I wonder if they are going to put niggers in khans legion.

So are they wailing on the emperor now? Was he a baddie all along?

>>23052773
>nah I don't think I'm going to waste years of my life learning the the lore so I can argue about it on the internet
Coward.

>>23052616
Bezos bent the knee to trump so I doubt it'll be as woke as rings of power (although thats the lowest bar to reach but ok), it'll still be ruined since it's made by soulless corpo ghouls but I dont think you polo'll get lesbian PoC characters etc.

>>23052771
Shut the fuck up retard. Astartes II is coming out next year and the trailer looks great.

>>23052586
Don't be a faggot. Get a real hobby. Neckbeard shit is gay.

>>23052693
>It's to make the setting more appealing to investors.
Hello Arch.
I'm not sure it will happen, as the investors no longer want woke.

>>23052595
Brought back a literal aryan god to run the imperium and it was somehow tranny faggots?

>>23052581 (OP)
The Imperium is cringe

>>23052792
I'm not arch but he is the only Norwegian "celeb" I like.

>>23052793
I love how tired of the bullshit he is

>>23052586
dont watch any faggot youtubers just either play dawn of war 1 soulstorm or if you want to play the tabletop (the tabletop is where it all comes from) buy the rulebook read that and buy a combat patrol for an army that looks cool.

>>23052795
The Imperium is kino as a dystopia.
"In ancient times, men built wonders, laid claim to the stars and sought to better themselves for the good of all. But we are much wiser now."

>>23052618
Fag. Gay fag.

>>23052798
>recommending the weakest DOW1 expansion
What's next, gonna tell me about Ultimate Apocalypse?

>>23052596
>You can read anything written by Dan Abnett and skip nearly everything else

I liked stuff written by Chris Wraight. Man turned White Scars into best legion

I can only recommend a 3D printer if you guys want to paint models for relatively cheap.
It's a fun hobby (3D printing) and with a resin printer the quality is amazing. And all while Games Workshop Jews get fucked

>>23052747
Kek
>>23052746
I hope you are wrong brother

>>23052759
Fug. Big if true.

>>23052801
its got all the factions and the most balanced MP retard also almost every DoW 1 mod sucks dick and bloats the game with non canon fanmade stuff

>>23052761
I also want to recommend you the Catachan devil book (Catachan jungle fighters vs Orks)
Heads up, there is a nigger on the book, but he acts white kek

>>23052586
If you want to buy miniatures, some people are abandoning whammer because it's trying to go woke so you can find them In ebay

>>23052802
Fug really? Give me names of books PLEASE.
>>23052750
Also, the Broken Crusade. It was fucking great, no kidding.

>>23052809
There is a nigger on the front cover of the broken crusade.

>>23052777

Very good anon.

>>23052800

Kick rocks bucko!

>>23052774
preferred reading them chronologically, and your chart is off in several areas.
Outcast Dead for instance takes place right as Terra finds out about the Heresy, same with Mechanicum of course.
and the Imperium Secundus arc from Calth all the way flying to Terra is pure kino and totally conherent.

>>23052810
Niggers don't exist in my imagination.

>>23052581 (OP)
>holding back the Tyranid invasion fleets
No he wasn't, he encountered dormant fleets heading to the Milky Way and did a 180. At least know the lore if you're going to spout it

>>23052761
>Too many I suspect.
read the first 5 and then you can pretty much go anywhere that interests you with different factions in the series. though there is a chronology to them and it is better trying to stick to it as much as possible, particularly the early days.
just read Horus Rising, False Gods, Galaxy in Flames, Flight of The Eisenstein, and Fulgrim in that order and you'll be in.
it's an awesome series

Fuck 40K books, read Gotrek and Felix.

>>23052809
>Fug really? Give me names of books PLEASE.
Books with focus on White Scars are from HH series: Scars, Path of Heaven and Warhawk.

I also liked:
Battle of the Fang- Space wolves POV as Thousand sons lay siege to their chapter monastery
Wrath of Iron- Iron Hands and the Guard purging plant full of heretics and demons

He also wrote 2 series ''Watchers of the Throne'' and ''Vaults of Terra'' that take place during fall of Cadia but centered on Terra

>>23052804
>I hope you are wrong brother
Me too, man.. me too :'c

Shouldn't you have moved this to /tg/ or /lit/, you fat tranny retard?