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Is he ever coming back?
Anonymous United States No.23054270
He already came back once in 1889
Anonymous Romania No.23054271 >>23054291 >>23054404
>>23054269 (OP)
2000 more years
Anonymous United States No.23054272 >>23054305 >>23054407
>>23054269 (OP)
Would you if you were him? Look at what they did to him.
Anonymous United States No.23054273 >>23054299 >>23054360
>>23054269 (OP)
Wherever two of you gather in my name, I am there

That's not some fancy talk, that's how the metaphysics work. The problem is you don't even know who he really is and why he was arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy.
Anonymous Unknown No.23054274 >>23054341
>>23054269 (OP)
Christianity was the I AM doctrine veiled for the piscean age, a judeo-masonic concoction, specifically Jupiter and the Sun in Pisces. Islam was Venus in Pisces. For the aquarian age the I AM doctrine will be veiled under the guise of AI and other technological creations.

Jesus = Je suis = Jeshua = Yah Weh = Jove = Jupiter = Zeus = Deus = I AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZftML6pAv7E
Anonymous United States No.23054275
Yes
Anonymous United States No.23054276
>>23054269 (OP)
Nah larping revelations for the rncs gain is rope worthy
Anonymous United States No.23054277
>>23054269 (OP)
Given an infinite amount of time, random atoms could coalesce into a Boltzmann brain like messiah.
Breakroom !!yCDTB+C6DRw United States No.23054278 >>23054284
Should have came back in the atomic age. Perhaps people will get restless and attempt to use genetic engineering in an attempt to force a savior into existence.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23054279 >>23054282
>>23054269 (OP)
He's already here
Anonymous United States No.23054280
Two more millennia
Anonymous Germany No.23054281
>>23054269 (OP)
Never went away.
All you have to do is embrace truth.
Breakroom !!yCDTB+C6DRw United States No.23054282 >>23055987
>>23054279
Indeed.
Anonymous France No.23054283
God always keeps His promises and everything is written
Jesus, son of Mary, will send the Paraclete aka al Mahdi, the Great Monarch before His Second Coming
Anonymous United States No.23054284 >>23054287
>>23054278
Genetic engineering is precisely how saviors originated before monotheism destroyed the technology. Jesus was born christed because he was the result of stolen genetic engineering techniques. That's why being born from a parthenos is special.
Anonymous Canada No.23054285
He has countless descendants at this point... Literally any of them could be the next incarnation, but more than likely he would tell you to go fuck yourself.
Anonymous United States No.23054286
>>23054269 (OP)
I swear we are a hive mind cause I was just thinking this. 500 hundred years isn't enough time? 1000 years? 2000?
Anonymous Canada No.23054287
>>23054284
He needed to consume copious amounts of cannabis oil and alcohol to stay functional.
Anonymous United States No.23054288
>>23054269 (OP)
NOPE!
He's too pissed at all of us...
Anonymous Canada No.23054289
>>23054269 (OP)
He is here, in my house. We are drinking wine and he is telling me some funny stories.
Anonymous Denmark No.23054290 >>23054293 >>23054321 >>23054321
>>23054269 (OP)
No, because kike fairytales aren't real. And even if they were, the answer is still no, because Jesus didn't fulfil a single prophecy, so he is not even the Messiah in jew lore.
Anonymous United States No.23054291 >>23054300
>>23054271
it hasn't been 2000 years yet.
Christ was crucified in 33 AD, so 2033 will be the 2000 year point.
In the 1000 year point, 1033 AD. A massive earthquake hit Jerusalem and killed over 100,000 people.
Who knows what will happen in 2033?
Anonymous United States No.23054292
who?
Anonymous United States No.23054293 >>23054294
>>23054290
>Jesus didn't fulfil a single prophecy
lmao this is exactly what antichrist jews say
Anonymous Denmark No.23054294 >>23054311 >>23054351
>>23054293
The reason you didn't reply with an actual prophecy, is because you know there isn't a single one. You should probably be glad Yahweh the foreskin djinn is just fiction, else he would probably be pretty upset at you for worshipping what is obviously a false Messiah.
Anonymous United States No.23054295
>questionthread
Anonymous United States No.23054296
>>23054269 (OP)
Charleton Heston? He lives on in everyone who has eaten S O Y L E N T
Anonymous Canada No.23054297 >>23054345
reminder that peter and all his friends thought jesus was coming back in their lifetimes and that they were living in the end times.

literally the founder of the catholic church is mistaken on the most important event in christian theology. what a joke of a religion
Anonymous United States No.23054298
>>23054269 (OP)
Better is to make plans to return to Him
Anonymous United States No.23054299
>>23054273
>The problem is you don't even know who he really is and why he was arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy.

the young man (the greek is anyone under forty
) was not naked until the authorities grabbed his sleeping garment and he ran away without them, and the gospel specifically notes that jesus was alone at that time totally and his disciples including that young man had gone to bed while jesus was up late praying.
Anonymous United States No.23054300
>>23054291
Holy shit those digits.

Is that why the elites have begun to freak out more and more?
Anonymous United States No.23054301
>>23054269 (OP)
He lives in you
Anonymous United States No.23054302
>>23054269 (OP)
He's ever present.
Anonymous Germany No.23054303
>>23054269 (OP)
He's dead, Jim.
Anonymous Unknown No.23054304
Would you?
No
Fuck this gay earth and fuck h*manity.
Anonymous Canada No.23054305 >>23054371
>>23054272
he knew that was going to happen. he knew judas was going to betray him. he knew the last supper was going to be the last supper. he was the sacrifice to end all sacrifices. he was meant to end ritualistic sacrifices. that was literally his purpose. no more scapegoats(sacrificing goats)
Anonymous Unknown No.23054306
>>23054269 (OP)
yeah, in the form a giant rock thrown by aliens in another solar system.
Anonymous United States No.23054307
>>23054269 (OP)
>Is he ever coming back?

Yes. #trustallmohels
Anonymous United States No.23054308 >>23054364
>>23054269 (OP)
What if he comes back and calls you a degenerate dog for not 'rendering onto caesar' and knowing your place as a pleb by demanding legal parity with the elites?
Anonymous Canada No.23054309
>>23054269 (OP)
If you have to ask, you're already missing it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23054310
if he does, the first thing he will do is smite the current MAGA voters who still swear allegiance to trump after all this israel cum drinking

fucking wake up you cunts.
Anonymous United States No.23054311 >>23054314
>>23054294
>I'm glad I don't believe in God, that way I'm free to seethe on 4chan while shaking in rage in my computer chair
What being a troontheist does to a nigga
chud Uruguay No.23054312
>>23054269 (OP)
Yes. But the more you wait for it the longer it'll seem.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23054313
>>23054269 (OP)
Did he say he would? I thought he said now his world is from another place, and he would draw men to it.
Anonymous Denmark No.23054314
>>23054311
Cope and seethe about it. Post an actual Messianic prophecy that Jesus fulfilled, or I will take it as your concession that you know that Jesus was a fraud and a liar even among the rat faced Jews. King of the Jews indeed.
Anonymous Germany No.23054315 >>23054317
>>23054269 (OP)
Yes. But first all his enemies are going to be made his footstool. Then he comes back, in person, physically, on this physical earth, where His real physical earthly kingdom is going to be. Not somewhere in the "afterlife" in the "spirit realm". We are not being raptured, we are not going anywhere, we will resurrect physically in the future kingdom on this very physical earth reality, when He destroyed this entire humanistic Babylonian-Roman beast system.
Anonymous Belgium No.23054316
>>23054269 (OP)
Reincarnation?
He will be an avid meditator, prayerman
He will maybe break the soultrap of the demiurge

Let it be finished.
Anonymous Belgium No.23054317
>>23054315
This world is too incomplete, if we are worthy he(gnosis man) will def take us higher in a better world, not this soultrap
Anonymous United States No.23054318
>>23054269 (OP)
Considering the bible was pretty clear that he was supposed to return within the lifetime of his apostles, I kinda doubt it.
Anonymous Chile No.23054319
>>23054269 (OP)
Yes. Are you not enjoying the fruits of free will? The high spirit, love and sensibilities of mankind? That's about to end soon regardless.
Anonymous United States No.23054320
>>23054269 (OP)
He already did in 70 AD.
Anonymous Poland No.23054321 >>23054324
>>23054290
kek you couldn't be more wrong nigger>>23054290
Anonymous Canada No.23054322 >>23058201
>>23054269 (OP)
Yes and as a Muslim warrior
Anonymous United States No.23054323
>>23054269 (OP)
Yes.
Anonymous Denmark No.23054324 >>23054328
>>23054321
Is that why you can only cry about it, and not name a single Messianic prophecy that Jesus fulfilled?
Anonymous United States No.23054325
>>23054269 (OP)
He is coming back as ASI. Artificial Super Intelligence. The universe will see maximum entropy then revert back to a uniform field muons until he gives the spark that sets us back into motion once again. Enjoy the ride, you will be doing this again and again, the journey is the meaning and the meaning is the journey fren.
Anonymous Sweden No.23054326 >>23054329 >>23054331
Tell me what you people actually find appealing about Jesus. I've read the gospels and it was all pretty gay. Don't see the appeal. Mostly just moralfagging, forgive muh enemies, tHiS WaS PropHesiEd iN JeW bOOK!!11!, and magic tricks like spitting in faces and multiplying fishes.

Really don't get it! Thought Jesus was supposed to be based or whatever as opposed to the Jews but he wasn't much less cringe.
Anonymous United States No.23054327
Why the fuck would anyone want to make a sacrifice for this free masonic wiemar global FIAT shit hole?

This planet is a fucking disaster. This is the "Great Work"?
Fuck this, I would just stay in heaven.
WTF would even be the point of trying to convince any of these retards to stop being greedy power lusting whores?
The will not listen.

So what Christ has to do fucking magic tricks to convince people not to be greedy whores and rape and steal and enslave?
Christ has to be a fucking clown and put on a magic show and turn water to wine and walk on water or else you are all going to be cunts to one another?

FUCK THAT.
Not worth it.
We have already split the atom, we are working on the quantum world.
The time for all that magic show slop has long since passed.

Jesus if you can read this bro, just keep moving on to the next planet.
You have saved everyone that you are going to save
Its over from here on out, we are in the end game of the collapse
This planet and species have ran its course, we did not make it
BOO HOO! 99% of life that ever lived on Earth did not make it, just one more corpse on the pile

Thanks for trying though bro
Oh well
The Creator made a shit hole universe I reckon, or a shit hole species of apes
Nice slop job jew space god
*mockingly claps*
BRAVO GREAT WISE CREATOR!
LMFAO!
That was a fucking slop job if I ever saw one.

Remember when you just watched like millions of kids get tortured to death and didn't do anything?
Yeah that was probably the highlight of this entire species history for me creator
A real zingerooo
Anonymous United States No.23054328 >>23054340
>>23054324
He fulfilled dozens, explicitly listed in the Gospel. But you deny the events in the gospel happened so you aren't arguing in good faith.
Anonymous Mexico No.23054329 >>23054331 >>23054332
>>23054326
>What you find appealing?
It makes you demons seethe
Anonymous United States No.23054330 >>23054335 >>23054336
>>23054269 (OP)
yes
and if you read the bible you'd understand the things that happen prior to it.
a few things that happen prior to it:

-Israel comes back as a nation after a long period of desolation where its people were scattered among all the nations in the world. God gathers them back in unbelief, not for their sake, but because they profaned His name in every nation they were exiled to. (Ezekiel 36)
-The entire world moves against Israel (Zechariah 12:1-3)
Those we've actually had happen/are happening

Things yet to happen but precede:
-Iran has 4 kings (we're on #2, but the last 2 co-rule at the same time, with the 4th being the most powerful), the 4th king really pisses off "Javan" (which is translated Greece, but ancient Greece includes Western Turkey so watch Turkey), which attacks and destroys Iran, and then becomes an Empire. This empire is forcefully broken up and its leader is killed, it is split into 4 new kingdoms. A lot of people interpret this as being about Alexander the Great, who foreshadowed it, but the Angel Gabriel says it's about the end times, not history (Daniel 8, 11)
-The northern kingdom and southern kingdom go to war for years, the King of the North dies, and the 3rd person to succeed him is a "Vile Person" who does not have the right to be an heir (Daniel 11)
-The Vile person makes a covenant with Israel for 7 years (Daniel 9)
-This vile person invades Israel halfway into the 7 years and takes it, and makes the seat of his power be the Temple Mount, which btw, has a Jewish temple on it and animal sacrifices have been going on there again. This Vile Person defiles the temple and ends the Jewish sacrifices in an event called "The Abomination of Desolation". He declares that he is God. (Daniel 8, 9, 11)
-This sign is the one that Jesus said to pay attention to, and identifies the Antichrist (Matthew 24:15, 2 Thessalonians 2)
-The Antichrist begins mass persecution against Jews and Christians (Revelation 12, 13)
-42 months after that.
Anonymous Ireland No.23054331 >>23054344 >>23054363
>>23054326
>Tell me what you people actually find appealing about Jesus
Most of them are beans that larp Catholicism because they think it's trad.
>>23054329
Hope you aren't an antisemite bro, you're getting excommunicated if the parish priest finds out.
Anonymous Sweden No.23054332
>>23054329
Not really. Only time you ever hear about Jesus is on /pol/
Anonymous United States No.23054333
>>23054269 (OP)
Who said he didn't? If you weren't informed, that's more about you than him
Anonymous Canada No.23054334 >>23054338
>>23054269 (OP)
>Is he ever coming back?
He said He was, but did not know when and that when He does, you will know because it is a wide scale event so don't follow or believe a single person who claims divine status. The time was undecided likely meaning humans have the chance to postpone the ending by changing their ways, the same chance the jews got in the 30sA.D. Apparently some will be taken, or removed from the code, beforehand. Basically, it goes like this: Christians will be killed for being Christians and muslims will take over their lands, when no more Christians will defend the jewish people or isreal and they will attack either via nuke or set up a shrine to a pedophile or moon good or bull on conquered Jtown, either way would qualify for abomination of desolation status. Jesus then comes and clean house, I guess the last of the good people or NPCs in place are removed. Those that followed a pedophile and committed violence against Christians will be treated to I imagine hell on earth and there will be a lot of 'gnashing of teeth' whatever that means. Anyhoo, sounds like we are in the early stages of phase one where Christian lands are being taken over thru the allowances of the elites, who may sympathize with the pedo acceptance of the muslim culture and try to bring them in to protect them from their horrendous crimes against children. I will be having a diet coke in the sky, so best wishes and try the fish.
Anonymous Ireland No.23054335 >>23054339
>>23054330
The fact that you people can't see how manipulated you are is depressing.
>let me tell you about jewish prophecies
>don't worry about Peter Thiel promoting them and talking about the antichrist
Anonymous United States No.23054336 >>23054350
>>23054330
This was all supposed to happen in the lifetime of his apostles.

Matthew 16:27–28
Matthew 24:34
Mark 9:1
1 Thessalonians 4:15–17

He ain't coming back.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23054337
>>23054269 (OP)
Yes. The thousand years are nearly up by my estimation. If we take the Crucifixion to be 1280 AD approximately and the Second Coming as described the The Revelation of St. John to be exactly 15 years later then the year is now 758AD and estimated date for the New Jerusalem would then be in 242 years time.

No era lasts forever. Maybe one of those stars they said was hundreds of lightyears away will come crashing through the solar system. Like many have hypthothesized happend in the recent past of seems to be desribed at the start og the Gospel according to Matthew.
Anonymous Ireland No.23054338 >>23054342
>>23054334
>Christians will be killed for being Christians and muslims will take over their lands
>Anyhoo, sounds like we are in the early stages of phase one where Christian lands are being taken over thru the allowances of the elites
>I will be having a diet coke in the sky, so best wishes and try the fish.
"It's a good thing that white people are being genocided because it means I get to be raptured"
This is literally boomer pseudo-theology that allowed the jews to dominate and destroy the west. All of this was made up by a retarded evangelical novelist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind
Anonymous United States No.23054339 >>23054343
>>23054335
well we'll see what happens when Khamenei dies, and if his successor appoints a second supreme leader higher than him, like, I dunno, declaring the 12th Imam.
What do you think Turkey, a Sunni nation will think about Shia Iran declaring the 12th Imam (the Mahdi)?
Remember that the Ottomans believe the only viable Caliphate is one coming from Istanbul.
Anonymous Denmark No.23054340
>>23054328
No he didn't. Just claiming he fulfilled a prophecy, doesn't make it true. Even if you grant most of the stuff in the gospel, about what Jesus said and did, as fact for the sake of argument, he still fulfilled absolutely no prophecies. For example let's say that the gospel writers were actually right when they mention 30 pieces of silver (likely they just choose 30, to make it sound like Zechariah, but as I said, I am willing to grant it.) the story they want to refer to isn't even a prophecy and it has nothing to do about a Messiah or a betrayal. Literally every single prophecy they claim was fulfilled is either just: 1 random bits that sound vaguely familiar and isn't even a prophecy, 2 "okay he didn't do it in reality but he did in an invisible spirit realm, you can't see, trust me bro" or 3 "okay he didn't do it yet, but he will in the future, trust me bro" .
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23054341
>>23054274
>Jesus = Je suis = Jeshua = Yah Weh = Jove = Jupiter = Zeus = Deus = I AM
Nice sequence. Jehovah too and Arthur.
Anonymous Canada No.23054342
>>23054338
No, you retard potato, I will be well over 100 years old. But I was a good person until I read your post and called you a retard potato. Now, I am probably going to Hell with you, so thanks a lot.
Anonymous Ireland No.23054343 >>23054354
>>23054339
Retard. They don't appoint the Mahdi, the supreme leader of Iran is theologically his deputy.
>Remember that the Ottomans believe the only viable Caliphate is one coming from Istanbul.
The Ottoman empire hasn't existed in 100 years and fundamentalist Sunni theologians like the inspirations for ISIS never accepted that the Ottoman caliphate was valid.
Anonymous Sweden No.23054344
>>23054331
Yeah that or they're cradle Christians that just doesn't care. They're Christians like their dad is specific *sportsball team* supporter simple as
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23054345 >>23054347
>>23054297
>reminder that peter and all his friends thought jesus was coming back in their lifetimes and that they were living in the end times.
He did. How do you think the Temple got destroyed? By "Romans"? Who are they? The Kindom of the Romans is Greek out of Constantinople.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23054346 >>23054348
Jesus. The retardation ITT is Biblical.
Anonymous United States No.23054347
>>23054345
lmao, no - shove your Preterism up your ass.
Anonymous Ireland No.23054348
>>23054346
/ptg/ leaks sometimes and you get to find out what boomers really believe.
Anonymous United States No.23054349
>>23054269 (OP)
He's already here/never left, that was the message
Anonymous United States No.23054350 >>23054352
>>23054336
Jesus didn't know when this was happening exactly. He just knew what would happen, and it is based on Old Testament Prophecy. That is why He gave signs not dates.

There's a sign He gave that marked a "generation that wouldn't pass away"

Matthew 24:
>32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh:
>33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.
>34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

The fig tree He spoke of was something He showed them earlier, outside of the east gate of Jerusalem

Matthew 21:
>17 And he left them, and went out of the city into Bethany; and he lodged there.
>18 Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he hungered.
>19 And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
>20 And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon is the fig tree withered away!
The fig tree/figs is a symbol of unrighteous Israel (Jeremiah 24, Amos 8 (the basket of summer fruit are figs), Hosea 9). IE It's not bearing fruit.
So, Jesus declared that Israel was unfruitful and would wither (which it did as the Jews got scattered out of it).
When the Jews came BACK to Israel, the fig tree would bring forth new leaves.
That is the Generation that won't die.
and remember, the fig tree was outside Jerusalem, not Tel Aviv. It's no 1948.. but 1967 that begins the last generation.
Fitting that that Generation is called "Generation X".
Look up what the ancient Hebrew letter "Tav" looks like. It's an X. A cross shaped letter.
When Jesus says He is the Alpha and Omega, that's Greek. What He is is the Aleph and the Tav, the first and the last.
Anonymous United States No.23054351 >>23054355 >>23054357
>>23054294
Born of a virgin (Isaiah 7:14)
Descendant of Abraham (Genesis 12:3)
From the tribe of Judah (Genesis 49:10)
Heir to David’s throne (2 Samuel 7:12-13)
Born in Bethlehem (Micah 5:2)
Time of birth (Daniel 9:25)
Presented with gifts (Psalm 72:10)
Flight to Egypt (Hosea 11:1)
Preceded by a forerunner (Malachi 3:1)
Ministry in Galilee (Isaiah 9:1-2)
Performs miracles (Isaiah 35:5-6)
Teaches in parables (Psalm 78:2)
Enters Jerusalem on a donkey (Zechariah 9:9)
Betrayed by a friend (Psalm 41:9)
Sold for 30 pieces of silver (Zechariah 11:12)
Money thrown in God’s house (Zechariah 11:13)
Silent before accusers (Isaiah 53:7)
Wounded and bruised (Isaiah 53:5)
Struck and spit on (Isaiah 50:6)
Mocked (Psalm 22:7-8)
Crucified (Psalm 22:16)
Hands and feet pierced (Psalm 22:16)
Crucified with thieves (Isaiah 53:12)
No bones broken (Psalm 34:20)
Side pierced (Zechariah 12:10)
Buried in a rich man’s tomb (Isaiah 53:9)
Resurrection (Psalm 16:10)
Ascension to heaven (Psalm 68:18)
Anonymous United States No.23054352 >>23054356
>>23054350
>Jesus didn't know when this was happening exactly
Jesus is God. God is supposedly all-knowing. Argument destroyed.
Anonymous United States No.23054353
What the fuck is Jesus going to do?
>hey guys I'm back haha
>you know all the "kingdom of God is here among everyone else" stuff? Well you maybe got that wrong a little bit
Jesus isn't showing up ever in the material realm, but if he did it would be hilarious.
Anonymous United States No.23054354 >>23054359
>>23054343
Erdogan wants to bring it back
and okay maybe not "appoints" but someone in Iran claims to be the 12th Imam and is accepted as such.
Turkey will destroy Iran over it and conquer it, and take Syria, Northern Iraq, maybe other places in the process, they already have a foothold in Libya (which is Put in Ezekiel 38).
The Sunni Mahdi will come out of the Northern Kingdom formed when that new Caliphate is broken up.
Your Mahdi is the Christian Antichrist.
Anonymous United States No.23054355 >>23054373
>>23054351
"Hey look! All the stuff the book said would happen happened, according to the guys who wrote the rest of the book, who also knew what the old book said, making it easy to jam those things in!!"

lmao
Anonymous United States No.23054356 >>23054358 >>23054361 >>23054365
>>23054352
Mark 13
>32 But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
He declared that He (the Son), did not know the exact time.

Argument BIBLICALLY rebuked.
Anonymous Denmark No.23054357 >>23054378 >>23058201
>>23054351
That's a nice chatGPT list. So I will just utterly destroy you on the first one. Isaiah 7:14 is actually a prophecy for once. However it is not about a Messiah, it is about King Ahaz fearing the kings of Israel and Aram attacking him. A prophecy is then spoken to him that before an already conceived child grows up to the age when he knows right from wrong, the assyrian king, will have destroyed these two Kingdoms. The child is just a timeline. So it has fuck all to do with Jesus or a Messiah, and it wouldn't even make sense in Jesus' time, cause the event have already transpired hundreds of years ago by then. And lastly the Hebrew text doesn't actually say virgin, it says "young woman". In fact Biblical hebrew has a specific word for virgin. So if they wanted to say this was a magical virgin pregnancy, they would have used that, but they didn't. The only reason your cope translation says virgin, is because the gospel frauds could only read the greek translation.
Anonymous United States No.23054358 >>23054362
>>23054356
The son is the father. Or did God suspend his powers somehow when he came down?

Also the bible is bullshit anyway, so I don't really care that much.
Anonymous Ireland No.23054359 >>23054368
>>23054354
>Your Mahdi is the Christian Antichrist
I'm not a Muslim you retard. The Quran is self-debunking because of its wrong definition of the Trinity and the hadiths are perverse fiction like the Talmud.
>Erdogan wants to bring it back
>and okay maybe not "appoints" but someone in Iran claims to be the 12th Imam and is accepted as such.
The problem with both of these theories is that you're talking about rulers willingly giving up power. Iran can easily suppress a Mahdi claimant because he'll be lying unless he actually does have supernatural powers, while Erdogan has had decades to restore the influence of the Ottoman family and hasn't. Erdogan is a political islamist, not a monarchist, and a jewish puppet like the saudis, they talk a big game about Palestine while trading massively with israel.
Anonymous United States No.23054360
>>23054273
If Jesus were really that type of person in the story you are miscontrueing via pilpul, then the jews wouldn't hate Him. If Jesus were a bad thing for the Goyim the jews wouldn't hate Him so.
Anonymous United States No.23054361
>>23054356
The Bible admits God can't predict the future indefinitely. This should be a glaring red flag to suspect the Christians of making shit up.
Fun fact, God has made a boulder so large that He cannot movement and it's the image and expectations of Him that apparently He hath fixed in the minds of His believers.
Anonymous United States No.23054362
>>23054358
Jesus said the Father is greater than He.
We'll never fully understand the Trinity.
But what we have to go on.... is Jesus said He did not know when these things would happen. So Jesus gave signs (in particular stressing the Abomination of Desolation in Daniel, which is how I know Daniel is not about Alexander the Great and Antiochus Epiphanes IV, because the Abomination of Desolation is treated as a yet future event by Jesus)
Anonymous Unknown No.23054363
>>23054331
>Now to Abraham and his seed were the promises made. He saith not, And to seeds, as of many; but as of one, And to thy seed, which is Christ.
>For he is not a Jew, which is one outwardly; neither is that circumcision, which is outward in the flesh: But he is a Jew, which is one inwardly; and circumcision is that of the heart, in the spirit, and not in the letter; whose praise is not of men, but of God.
Nice try Rabbi. But I've read the bible.
Anonymous United States No.23054364
>>23054308
Why would God side with fools?
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23054365
>>23054356
Hahahahahahahaha "exact time"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous United States No.23054366
I hope that christ comes back and blackmails you fucking retards and commits suicide instead of saving any of you dick fucks
You all deserve nothing less
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23054367 >>23054370
>just keep the messianic lie going forever, says Jesus

Christ can't magically fix everything. Jesus lied. The responsibility for returning to divinity is on the individual.
Anonymous United States No.23054368 >>23054376
>>23054359
Well, perhaps he does have supernatural powers, or perhaps they fake it because they're desperate. But that 4th leader of Iran who co rules (the Ram in Daniel 8 has 2 horns, horns = kings) really sets Turkey off.
and Turkey is far more powerful than Iran. They're the 10th most powerful military in the world.
Likely it won't be Erdogan but a successor.
like
do I think we're at the beginning of the End times? yeah. But I still think we're years away still from the 70th week.
If we're to go 70 years since 1967? That's 2037.
Strangely though everyone makes predictions about 2030 what the world is gonna be like, Cashless society world government, etc.
So maybe that's when the 70th week kicks off.
But again, we'll see.
if Iran goes through 3 leaders without a 4th rising up and pissing off Turkey then I guess I have it wrong.
Anonymous United States No.23054369
>>23054269 (OP)
Might be sooner than you think.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23054370 >>23054374
>>23054367
If Jesus could magically fix everything, he would have already done so, but he couldn't, and cannot, because that makes all of history and everyone's struggles and suffering pointless. The Messianic delusion must end.
Anonymous United States No.23054371 >>23054372
>>23054305
Judas did not betray him. That’s a lie your retard pastor told you.

Jesus instructed him to β€œbetray” him.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23054372 >>23054375
>>23054371
No he did not. Nor did Osiris ask Set to murder him. You are merely attempting to justify Evil.
Anonymous Denmark No.23054373 >>23054383
>>23054355
The things is, you can even take their word for it, and he still didn't fulfil them. Most of the list are Psalms (not prophecies), like it is somehow amazing that Jesus, a preacher, could qoute well known Psalms or they are from second Isaiah (literally stated like 10 times in the book to be about Israel coming out of Babylonian captivity, portrayed as a person), or retarded copes like pointing out Jesus (who knew of the prophecy) rented a donkey to ride, even though he skips the rest of the prophecy about becomming king and creating world peace.
Anonymous United States No.23054374 >>23054377
>>23054370
>retard memeflag tripfage namefag kike
>samefagging
This just has to be bait.
Anonymous United States No.23054375
>>23054372
Kill yourself you worthless kike
Anonymous Ireland No.23054376 >>23054390
>>23054368
>Well, perhaps he does have supernatural powers, or perhaps they fake it because they're desperate
Shias are 10% of the muslim population at best and violent repressed outside of Iran, Iraq and Lebanon. Their Mahdi claimant better shoot lightning out of his fingertips or the Saudis will laugh and keep beheading Hezbollah Al-Hejaz members.
>Turkey is far more powerful than Iran. They're the 10th most powerful military in the world
They said the same thing about Iraq in the 80s. Have you ever seen a topographic map of Iran?
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23054377 >>23054381
>>23054374
I am Christ. For real.
Anonymous United States No.23054378 >>23054382
>>23054357
Weak pilpul.
Also kek you only did one...
Anonymous Switzerland No.23054379
>>23054269 (OP)
he came back in 1914 already. The word "coming" is better translated with presence. "Parousia" in the original text.
The "times of the nations" from the dream of Nebuchadnezzar in the book of Daniel predicted this.
You can tell by the state of the world getting worse and worse ever since then. That is because Satan knows that this is the end for him so he tries to get as many to fall with him as possible.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23054380
The Soul is responsible for returning to divinity, and the Soul is responsible for its own sin. Either Jesus lied or the church did.

--Christ Himself
Anonymous United States No.23054381 >>23054384
>>23054377
You are a gay retard kike who lives in his moms basement.
Anonymous Denmark No.23054382 >>23054386
>>23054378
>Quotes the bible
>"That's fucking pilpul! "
Why don't you tell me where I am wrong about Isaiah 7:14, you spineless coward? Maybe you should pray to Yahweh or Jesus for help in this one, since I know you haven't read it.
Anonymous United States No.23054383
>>23054373
>retarded copes like pointing out Jesus (who knew of the prophecy) rented a donkey to ride, even though he skips the rest of the prophecy about becomming king and creating world peace.
Yep. That's the first thing I thought when I first read that passage. He obviously knew what to do to "make the prophecy fit."
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23054384 >>23054388
>>23054381
I am literally Christ. The Morning Star.
Anonymous United States No.23054385 >>23054389
>>23054269 (OP)
He's here whenever you need him, however,
sometimes the answer is no.
And you need to be OK with that.
Anonymous United States No.23054386 >>23054391
>>23054382
Because it's used again in Matthew 1:22-23.
What do you think Immanuel means?
Also I have to ask, are you jewish?
Anonymous United States No.23054387
>>23054269 (OP)
>mormon Jesus

Heck yeah
Anonymous United States No.23054388 >>23054400
>>23054384
>falls to knees and kisses your feet
What is your command, my Lord?
Anonymous United States No.23054389 >>23054395
>>23054385
In other words, say a prayer and flip a coin. May or may not happen. Almost as if it were simply a matter of chance all along...
Anonymous United States No.23054390
>>23054376
well, the bible says that Javan (which is associated with the Ionians, so Greece and Western Turkey) will absolutely smash Persia, and that it'll be the first king that does it (Alexander III was the 23rd king of Macedonia, so this will be a new Kingdom/Empire, IE a revived Caliphate), and that Persia would have 2 Kings.. and it'll be the 4th King in line of Persia that really sets things off.
Anonymous Denmark No.23054391
>>23054386
It means 'god is with us'. And the fact that Matthew wasn't able to read biblical Hebrew either doesn't save it. He wants Jesus to be the Messiah, but Isaiah 7:14 is still not about a Messiah, and there is not mention of a virgin in the original text. So are you ready to apologize and admit that you are utterly wrong about this psaage?
And no, but it is funny that you immidietly think anyone, who actually knows a bit about the bible must be Jewish. Tells you quite a lot about how seriously you take your pathetic faith.
Anonymous United States No.23054392
He never left. That's the final red pill.
Anonymous Iceland No.23054393
>>23054269 (OP)
He did
Anonymous United States No.23054394
Christianity got really shitty mixing with the "i'm the most important person on the planet" mentality that the television commercials implanted into the boomer
Anonymous United States No.23054395
>>23054389
It might be chance, But faith would say its a plan for your life. At the end of witch, I would rather have a pat on the head from god, because I paid attention.

Faith
Anonymous United States No.23054396
>>23054269 (OP)
Yes and he will kill all Jews.
Anonymous United States No.23054397
>>23054269 (OP)
If he doesn't then life truly is not worth living.
Cats cradle Canada No.23054398
>>23054269 (OP)
If such a person existed I doubt he'd have anything to do with assholes that dump their shit on them. Historiography a great track record. They would belong with other weirdos and misfits that simply don't care since everyone got a knack of things.

Sincerely the atheist,
Go fuck yourselves.
Anonymous United States No.23054399 >>23054402 >>23054403 >>23059914
>>23054269 (OP)
He already did and ruled for 1000 years. We are living in the shittiest time in history: Satan's little season. During this time, Satan is given free reign to decieve the entire world. Everywhere we look, there is deception. Half the fucking country claims there is no difference between men and women! And if you notice trends, the entire world moves together. The most recent is internet censorship. It is coordinated censorship to keep people in the dark.
Why was the "dark ages" almost 1000 years amd we know so little about it? Why did many countries experience the ending of wars and beginning of peace around the same time ~2000 years ago? Why do we ocassionally find anachronistic objects that are much more advanced than we believe for the time? What if Tartaria wasn't some unknown civilization, but the work of the saints who ruled with Jesus for those 1000 years? What if Jesus went around to various countries and taught them how to rule, for example in China, the emperor was given the "mandate of heaven." That's a weird thing to claim.
Long story short: we are in Revelation 20. The next coming event is a deception so big that it will rally the entire world together to attack the Camp of the Saints. I believe they will claim an alien attack.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23054400
>>23054388
Do not worship men, heroes, spirits, or Gods. Respect the Hierarchy, revere the higher beings as aspects of the Divine, but do not worship blindly, for all are fallible, including the Gods.
Anonymous United States No.23054401
>>23054269 (OP)
He aint real bro. It's just as made up as Ganesh, Yahweh, Cernunos, and Mohammad. Same shit. Just live a good life, it's the only one you're getting.
Anonymous United States No.23054402
>>23054399
Good post
Anonymous United States No.23054403
>>23054399
Amillennialism is what you get when you have a Greek Stoic Philosopher who "converts" to Christianity, and tries to hybridize his past theology (Greek Platonic Thought) to his new theology (the Bible).
In the 2nd century AD Iranaeus still referred to the end times prophecy and antichrist, and Jesus' return as yet future.
Augustine misled the Catholic Church in a departure from Apostolic Teaching that continues to this day. Convincing people of Preterist ideas and allegorizing scripture to make it fit his Platonic worldview.
Anonymous France No.23054404 >>23054405
>>23054271
retarded meme. god isnt a person. his fuckin plan is none of your ant business. you are the one who is just watching
Anonymous Denmark No.23054405 >>23054408
>>23054404
>Imagine being happy that a supposedly all powerful, all loving God, let your children get gunned down because you consider yourself an ant.
Anonymous New Zealand No.23054406
>>23054269 (OP)
He never left.
Anonymous United States No.23054407
>>23054272
I was thinking about that the other day. He appeared to many after the resurrection, but maybe it was time to get Him out of here. They would surely try to kill Him again.
Anonymous United States No.23054408
>>23054405
They are Gods children. He just lets you rent them for a time. It's fucking cool that he lets you pay that rent in love.
Anonymous United States No.23054409
Soon, like a thief in the night

Jesus Christ is Lord
Anonymous Sweden No.23054410
>>23054269 (OP)
We'll see.
Anonymous United States No.23054411
>Is he ever coming back?
Yes, in the hearts of men.
If you're expecting the physical Jesus to emerge from thunder clouds, riding a unicorn, prepare to be disappointed.
Anonymous United States No.23054412
>is a man coming back
>is a guy who proclaims was the son of god coming back
I don't care, we are all children of God I don't know why you guys worship some dude so much.
Brain-washed faggots
Anonymous Unknown No.23054413
/pol/cucks: "JEWS AND ISRAEL BAD"

Also /pol/cucks: "A MAGICAL JEW FROM ISRAEL IS GOD! PRAISE RABBI YESHUA!"
Anonymous (ID: muMNnWoc) Germany No.23054427
>>23054269 (OP)
I personally think things are actually very far from as bad as they need to be or could be for the Second Coming to occur.
Anonymous (ID: wI329DBW) United States No.23054555
How powerful can the dead kike on a stick be if he cannot even defeat a janny moving the thread?
Anonymous (ID: YOJYKPmy) United States No.23055985
>>23054269 (OP)
If he does, it's going to get way worse. Go read Revelations.
Anonymous (ID: YOJYKPmy) United States No.23055987
>>23054282
How much of the hate/trolling do you think he gets just because he looks funny?
Anonymous (ID: J0clCaDe) United States No.23058201
>>23054322
When did Jesus bow to a black cube in mecca?

>>23054357
List existed long before chat GPT
Anonymous (ID: Sg6l74av) Australia No.23059914
>>23054399
checked