Thread 23054815 - /bant/ [Archived: 88 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 1JqcGbkQPoland
8/5/2025, 3:03:04 AM No.23054815
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mayonnaise goes on everything
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Anonymous ID: rcpXxa8DUnited States
8/5/2025, 3:04:38 AM No.23054820
>>23054815 (OP)
not ice cream
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Anonymous ID: Xtice72mUnited States
8/5/2025, 3:11:48 AM No.23054863
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>>23054820
8D ID
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Anonymous ID: 1JqcGbkQPoland
8/5/2025, 3:12:46 AM No.23054866
factoid
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>>23054820
Make a Sweet Mayo-Based Sauce (The Best Approach):

Sweetened Whipped Mayo: Whip 2-3 tbsp mayonnaise with 1-2 tbsp powdered sugar or maple syrup until smooth and slightly fluffy. Add a tiny splash of vanilla extract. Use sparingly as a drizzle over very rich ice cream (like chocolate, coffee, or caramel).

"Creamy Vanilla" Drizzle: Mix 1 tbsp mayo with 1-2 tbsp sweetened condensed milk and a drop of vanilla. This masks the mayo flavor significantly, adding richness.

Citrus Twist: Mix 1 tbsp mayo with 1 tbsp citrus curd (lemon, lime, orange). The intense sweetness and acidity of the curd balance the mayo. Drizzle over sorbet or vanilla ice cream.
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Anonymous ID: E0JdvGHZUnited States
8/5/2025, 3:18:44 AM No.23054900
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Cream cheese goes on everything
Anonymous ID: ASRNhN4ZUnited States
8/5/2025, 4:31:22 AM No.23055210
>>23054866
Pizza?
Anonymous ID: EY+gNOFBCanada
8/5/2025, 4:48:23 AM No.23055310
>>23054866
this is very disingenuous
your claim was "mayo goes on everything"
mayo does, in fact, not go well on ice cream
you are now implying some sort of mayo infusion is an acceptable replacement for mayonnaise on ice cream
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Anonymous ID: ASRNhN4ZUnited States
8/5/2025, 4:54:03 AM No.23055335
>>23054815 (OP)
Does it go on mayonnaise?
Anonymous ID: 1JqcGbkQPoland
8/5/2025, 5:03:27 AM No.23055383
>>23055310
If I make garlic sauce out of mayo, I still used mayo in the recipe, even if you're unable to taste that part of the recipe because it's overshadowed by something else
Mayo sauce is still mayo
kys
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Anonymous ID: EY+gNOFBCanada
8/5/2025, 5:06:24 AM No.23055401
>>23055383
so you admit your claim has shifted from "mayo goes on everything" to "mayo as an ingredient is goes on everything" correct?
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Anonymous ID: 1JqcGbkQPoland
8/5/2025, 5:17:06 AM No.23055452
>>23055401
Both express the exact same sentiment you turboretard
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Anonymous ID: TYidzZluDenmark
8/5/2025, 5:19:02 AM No.23055460
>>23054815 (OP)
Based and Dutchpilled
Anonymous ID: EY+gNOFBCanada
8/5/2025, 5:27:24 AM No.23055494
>>23055452
um no you are wrong and polish
learn english before you say things like that
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Anonymous ID: Xtice72mUnited States
8/5/2025, 5:28:22 AM No.23055500
>>23055452
"mayonnaise as an ingredient" is different from pouring mayonnaise on top of an existing food/dish
does that make sense?
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Anonymous ID: 1JqcGbkQPoland
8/5/2025, 5:40:18 AM No.23055546
>>23055494
>>23055500
that's now how language works, you're literally autistic
"mayonnaise goes on everything"
mayo is now ON that thing therefore my statement holds true, semantics are not an argument
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Anonymous ID: Xtice72mUnited States
8/5/2025, 5:43:48 AM No.23055565
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>>23055546
>mayo is now ON that thing therefore my statement holds true, semantics are not an argument
no, it isn't on the thing
this is you misunderstanding english
when 95% of people read "mayonnaise goes ON everything", they're gonna picture mayonnaise being poured on top of things, not mayonnaise being a constituent
i know it might seem like semantics but it's really not
there's a bigger list of foods which could be good with mayonnaise as an ingredient than there is a list of foods for which mayonnaise would be good on top of
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Anonymous ID: Xtice72mUnited States
8/5/2025, 5:44:05 AM No.23055570
>>23055546
>you're literally autistic
fuck you
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Anonymous ID: PDIObYldUnited States
8/5/2025, 8:32:09 PM No.23058504
>>23055546
what is your response?
Anonymous ID: mLoomWxEUnited States
8/5/2025, 8:43:04 PM No.23058537
I'm white as hell and, no, it doesn't. Fuckin degenerates putting it on fries and shit.
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Anonymous ID: PDIObYldUnited States
8/5/2025, 8:45:28 PM No.23058541
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>>23058537
Loom ID
>>23055570
ice ID
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Anonymous ID: OdGLCP8PUnited States
8/5/2025, 9:01:46 PM No.23058615
>>23054863
>>23055500
>>23055565
>>23055570
get a fucking job faggot
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Anonymous ID: PDIObYldUnited States
8/5/2025, 9:04:32 PM No.23058626
pink
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>>23058615
sorry for trying to use the internet for more than dopamine
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Anonymous ID: PDIObYldUnited States
8/5/2025, 9:04:59 PM No.23058628
>>23058615
you missed htis one >>23058541 as well
Anonymous ID: OdGLCP8PUnited States
8/5/2025, 9:08:58 PM No.23058646
>>23058626
dropping your vapid posts like animal turds 6 deep in every thread is a higher calling now apparently
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Anonymous ID: PDIObYldUnited States
8/5/2025, 9:09:44 PM No.23058648
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>>23058646
check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_2bKUOZ0g
Anonymous ID: 5sjwr+3dUnited States
8/6/2025, 1:44:55 AM No.23060004
>>23055401
the claim is "mayo goes on everything", not "mayo goes well on everything"
if you're gonna be pedantic at least don't be retarded too
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Anonymous ID: PDIObYldUnited States
8/6/2025, 1:48:36 AM No.23060013
>>23060004
it's not pedantic
i already explained it
Anonymous ID: tZYOUVYfUnited States
8/6/2025, 2:30:07 AM No.23060425
>>23054820
TRvKE