Thread 23055409

drunk on a monday night award. I want the courage to finally kill myself but Im afraid of fucking it up and being a cripple and/or put in an insane asilum for attempted suicide. thoughts and socioeconomic implications? we dont have guns here like in america

just enjoy being drunk, anon.

>>23055409 (OP)
got access to a car? going high speed into a wall will kill you real good, just make sure you are going like 200kmph otherwise you might live for a bit to feel the pain.
you could also get helium/nitrogen in a tank and hook it up to a cpap mask, that will kill you due to lake of oxygen but its so close to it that you wont feel like you are choking and just pass out and never wake up.
death by cop is also another way to go but you could feel some pain first if they dont get you iun the head

>>23055499
>you could also get helium/nitrogen in a tank and hook it up to a cpap mask, that will kill you due to lake of oxygen but its so close to it that you wont feel like you are choking and just pass out and never wake up.
>death by cop is also another way to go but you could feel some pain first if they dont get you iun the head
this shit is retarded
car is a decent idea but i wouldn't risk it
i don't know why everyone is so averse to just slitting their wrists and bleeding out

it's what people have done for centuries
the most dignified thing to do is that in a warm bath, so you don't feel as cold from the blood loss
>>23055438
this though
you'll be okay, OP
always remember there's plenty of drastic things you can try besides suicide

>>23055504
>this shit is retarded
how? just saying something is retarded doesnt make it so, dont be a child and validate your claim.

>>23055504
some people don't like pain

>>23055537
wouldn't hurt that bad
it's pathetic honestly
but beyond that, none of the dozens of other weird methods people suggest have any less likelihood of pain
in fact, many of them could lead to excruciating pain if a single thing goes wrong, and i imagine alot of people who would bother looking for an easy "exit game" button would be retarded & liable to fuck things up

it's funny how these "how should i kill myself" threads ALWAYS end up in a twitter debate about suicide methods ful of rhetoric
it's funny

>>23055547
says the faggot who cant back up his argument, fuck off you pseudo intellectual

>>23055544
some are painless but I won't go into detail

>>23055499
>got access to a car?
nope. public transit is all I need. yes that means trains but they have scoops on the front of them to prevent suicides. and the sides of the train are too low to jump under. already considered thst

>you could also get helium/nitrogen in a tank and hook it up to a cpap mask, that will kill you due to lake of oxygen but its so close to it that you wont feel like you are choking and just pass out and never wake up.
no car

>death by cop is also another way to go cops here know about this trick, theyll just pepper spray or beat the hell out of you instead

>>23055561
>pseudo intellectual
>that will kill you due to lake of oxygen

>>23055634
yes you are very smart for a mistype and invalidates all other arguments due to it.
again pseudo intellectual shit

>>23055644
picrel is me

>>23055644
>you are very smart for a mistype
noticing a mistype*

i wasn't pseudo intellectual in the first place, i wasn't intellectual in the first place, netiher were you
this is just talking about suiceioahfweiuchawec liawheuf laiwuf awrv fawrf

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>>23055648
you are still deflecting, answer my question faggot

>>23055652
>ueaeueauaeuaeh
shut the fuck up retard, meds
again with the pseudo-intellectual bullshit

>>23055409 (OP)
*rambles about suicide methods and 200 km/h*

>>23055654
look, you win the debate, okay?
i'm sorry for trying to act intellectual mr fucking rapist

>>23055658
answer the question nigger and stop responding to yourself

>>23055547
Stand at the top of a tall structure and make sure that there is something relatively soft such as grass, or a sleeping fat person, below. You should preferably be on the edge of some kind of overhang, such as a bridge.

Next, tie cheese wire around your neck, tight enough that it won't slip off under tension but loose enough not to choke you.

Anyway, tie the cheese wire to something solid on top of the structure. Make sure that there is a good six or seven feet of slack. Now stand at the edge and glue your hands to the side of your head. If you are under the age of 16, you may wish to get a responsible but sociopathic adult to help you. Wait until your hands are glued solidly to your head. This has the added advantage of stopping you from calling for help if you change your mind (you fucking pussy).

Now jump off the structure. It'll only hurt for a second, when the cheese wire runs out of slack and slices through your neck. The overhang should stop you from bashing your now-severed head against the wall of the structure when the cutting motion jerks your body backwards.

You should hopefully land face down, although this is really out of your hands by now. Unlike your head, which is glued to them. This has the excellent effect of causing whoever finds your body to think that you have pulled your head off.

>>23055661
U r SO triggered rite now

>>23055677
no u