Thread 23056103

I Had a Dream about Military again

ever play Arma?

We where in ze trenches and did some silly Training
I joined firefighters Just so i can Sometimes visit my old corps and have Access to the Base
They le broke my Heart By discharging me and mindraped me enough to have serious stockholm Syndrom

>>23056109
No

>>23056109
i used to host an arma server to play the procedurally generated recon missions with some friends

>>23056103 (OP)
I've had dreams about being in the army again too

>>23056118
Its like a fever dream and time there Passes different
In the real World everything is so slow
I can understand why some people stay in the Military until theyre body cant anymore
>Army
My country also has Army But they have kinda a Reputation of being dumb

>>23056117
antistasi ultimate is where it's at for me. i used to play with my partner, but he got sick of it understandably. i never got addicted to gachas, but i could spend the whole day playing a single campaign, even on my own.

>>23056103 (OP)
Hey babe

>>23056103 (OP)
That anime had the best character designs and OP but a completely dogshit story.

>>23056103 (OP)
maybe you should have more dreams about military and less about mcdonalds and schnitzels fat fuck goblinoid

>>23058754
I Love her Design
>>23058772
I was able to carry machine gun Like this though
Twinklets and twinkletas cant do this

>>23058780
Babe, don't be like this

>>23058780
and yet you were still discharged because you kept eating triple the food supplies you cow whale chimera

>>23058801
Thats Not true
I was discharged for drug use
I didnt do too Bad with physical limits beside running 2400m in 11:20 i didnt manage that
With endurance running i wasnt the best but also Not the worst, Marching is more to my liking

Ngl i Fell into Depression when i found Out about my discharge
I only applied for fire Department because i cant live without a structure Like this i need occupation or my Mind goes looney
Now i Just Sound Like some old man telling His old man Stories

>>23058816
Baby, what's wrong? I'm here

>>23059092
You can come live with me in Canada and you'll never have to work again

>>23058816
Babe, what’s wrong with you?

babe

>>23059736
>>23059744
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>>23062072
Parasocial relationships with someone you know purely Off 4chan arent healthy to this degree
Leave my Threads and Go outside

>>23062072
What a fucking creep.
>>23058816
>1.5miles in 11:20 meaning 7:33 for a mile
I'm assuming this is in sports gear and unburdened. Running a mile in 6 minutes is for US Marines who get 100's/hundos on their FT or Navy Seal candidates who may or may not pass BUDS. What's the problem with 7:33???
>T. 290lb. fat lard

>>23062086
I have short Legs and i am 163cm
There was a female cooperal who was even a head shorter then me, she managed every physical Test (20 pushups pull ups Marching with Gear etc) but she couldnt force herself to Train enough to do the 2400m Run so she got kicked Out (albeit she had over a year time to train and prepare herself)

>>23062078
: O

>>23056103 (OP)
cool. I had a dream that I was on a date with my friend's sister even though I'm not attracted to her.

>>23062086
White knight

>>23062096
>implying he's white

>>23062094
This was a prophecy dream
You will have intercourse with her within 10 Business days weather you Like it or Not

>>23059092
Did they discharge you for being a whiny faggot? Whatever happened there?

>>23058816
You reply to shit like this, but you get offended if I call you babe?

>>23062091
>163cm
You are tiny. Is the Austrian military really such a DEI meme? This is the one place where sexism DOES apply. Neither you nor the discharged female corporal should be in the military by needs of the military for physical performance. I'm not one to talk despite being 183cm (my legs are also shorter for my size) but you really should leave girl pwnage bosses firing .50 cals backwards with one hand to your gay animays.

>>23062100
well that's fucked. I'd much prefer friend's arse to her gooch.

>>23062111
Foidslets are Just as capable as foid lanklets...
There was also another female cooperal who was 190cm (she towered over some men) but she couldnt even carry her own Gear on 25km march
The foidlet cooperal Had to carry her Backpack...
Dwarfs are Made for Marching and carrying mg 74 Not sprinting

>>23062106
I tested positive on a drug Test oopsies
Mind you i took drugs on my vacation neitherless i fucked Up
>>23062112
Thats not what the prophecy Said though sorry
You will get Blackout Drunk and end Up with her in your room

Damn now where i think Back
The foidlet cooperal and lanklet cooperal looked silly next to each Other
They where friends and where in Basic Training together, foidlet was assitance of my Drill seargent... She Always Had this angry face and didnt Take No Shit from anyone (maybe she needed to cope with her height)
While lanklet cooperal looked intimidating but couldnt give a Shit anymore, she was Medic in Our Platoon and we Just went to her when we Had ouchies

>>23062140
So if I call you fat will you talk to me?

>>23064070
Dont Like canadians Had Bad exepriences w em beside its a degenerate country

>>23064220
Why are you so serious?

I'm not like those other Canadians, it's a big country after all

>>23064220
Hello????¿