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Anonymous United States 8/5/2025, 3:53:03 PM No.23057211 >>23057212 >>23057213 >>23057214 >>23057216 >>23057217 >>23057220 >>23057222 >>23057226 >>23057229 >>23057231 >>23057232 >>23057234 >>23057508
Stop believing in jesus
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stop believing in jesus and all your problems will be solved
>you become rich
>lose your virginity
>become motivated and skilled
>become happy
all you have to do is let go of jesus. Say goodbye to jesus. No more jesus.
Anonymous Germany 8/5/2025, 3:53:57 PM No.23057212 >>23057215 >>23057216 >>23057227 >>23057230 >>23057235
>>23057211 (OP)
CHRIST KS KING
Anonymous Unknown 8/5/2025, 3:54:11 PM No.23057213
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>>23057211 (OP)
Weak sauce and ywnbaw
Anonymous United States 8/5/2025, 3:54:20 PM No.23057214 >>23057227
>>23057211 (OP)
Vade Retro Satana
Anonymous Germany 8/5/2025, 3:54:48 PM No.23057215
>>23057212
"IS"
Anonymous United States 8/5/2025, 3:55:09 PM No.23057216 >>23057218
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>>23057211 (OP)
ESL thread opener
>>23057212
instant reply from spic on german vpn

Yep, it's a gayper thread
Dream !/T2Ij.GdEA United States 8/5/2025, 3:55:22 PM No.23057217 >>23057223
>>23057211 (OP)
I literally can't, he's the first thing i think about when I wake up and the last thing on my mind before I go to sleep. I have known him my whole life and its not like a light switch you can just shut off if you are a true believer. Anyway, The last time I took advice from you Satan, I wound up in a hospital. Go fuck off you cunny piss poodle.
Anonymous Germany 8/5/2025, 3:56:23 PM No.23057218 >>23057219
>>23057216
I am German
Dream !/T2Ij.GdEA United States 8/5/2025, 3:57:08 PM No.23057219 >>23057221
>>23057218
>Vade Retro Satana
Yeah fucking right, Carlos, you ain't even 1% German.
Anonymous United States 8/5/2025, 3:59:41 PM No.23057220
>>23057211 (OP)
Um...But he does a great job keeping my lawn awesome.
Why should I fire him? Be specific.
Anonymous Germany 8/5/2025, 4:01:18 PM No.23057221 >>23057227
>>23057219
I dont even know what "Vader Retro Satana" means and i am not the Guy who has written it.
CHRIST IS KING
Anonymous United States 8/5/2025, 4:03:47 PM No.23057222
>>23057211 (OP)
Heretical thread
Anonymous Brazil 8/5/2025, 4:05:51 PM No.23057223 >>23057225
>>23057217
This is what mental illness looks like
Anonymous United States 8/5/2025, 4:07:38 PM No.23057224
Reminder that when 4chan was taken down by hacker it was revealed that the majority of posters were located in Israel
Dream !/T2Ij.GdEA United States 8/5/2025, 4:09:33 PM No.23057225 >>23057228 >>23057233
>>23057223
A Brazilian calling me mentally ill? That's classic. It's well known and well documented that you are a shithole living in a shithole.
Anonymous Brazil 8/5/2025, 4:11:09 PM No.23057226
>>23057211 (OP)
>abandon yeshua
>post pic of christcuck hell
>become le satanfag instead
how about you kys, abrahamic-nigger?
Anonymous United States 8/5/2025, 4:16:37 PM No.23057227
>>23057212
>>23057214
>>23057221
You guys fell for the christcuck reverse psychology thread.
Anonymous Brazil 8/5/2025, 4:46:04 PM No.23057228
>>23057225
You sound like a mentally ill, bro. Please don't cut off your penis. Seek Jesus.
And your country is not first world either.
Anonymous United States 8/5/2025, 4:48:33 PM No.23057229
>>23057211 (OP)
burn in hell sage
Anonymous United States 8/5/2025, 4:51:11 PM No.23057230
>>23057212
Christ is God.
Anonymous Spain 8/5/2025, 4:52:22 PM No.23057231
>>23057211 (OP)
You christcucks are so bad at this, no wonder the kikes have you in a pen.
Anonymous Japan 8/5/2025, 4:53:09 PM No.23057232
>>23057211 (OP)
I'm all of those things because I believe in Jesus. Christ is King.
Anonymous Brazil 8/5/2025, 4:54:12 PM No.23057233
>>23057225
Meds, now.
Anonymous Unknown 8/5/2025, 4:55:35 PM No.23057234
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>>23057211 (OP)
>NO YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR HECKIN SINS FORGIVEN YOU MADE A MISTAKE YOU ARE STUCK IN HECK FOREVER
Anonymous United States 8/5/2025, 5:12:55 PM No.23057235
>>23057212
And Christians are going to hell. All of them.
Christ's teachings have been weaponized to manipulate the weakest minded fools in your society. Elect Trump, destroy migrant lives, protect pedophiles, and allow children to starve. Good luck at those pearly gates
Anonymous (ID: x/BaWRut) United States 8/5/2025, 5:33:00 PM No.23057508
yo, is anyone seeing this >>23057211 (OP) ?
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS?