Thread 23059261

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Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:20:22 PM No.23059261 >>23059262 >>23059263 >>23059264 >>23059265 >>23059270 >>23059271 >>23059272 >>23059275 >>23059277 >>23059282 >>23059284 >>23059285 >>23059288 >>23059289

How can you tell if someone is a real person or an NPC?

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Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:21:49 PM No.23059262 >>23059287

>>23059261 (OP)
Everyone outside is an NPC unless they give you that look. If you have to ask about the look then you're an NPC.

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:21:58 PM No.23059263 >>23059266 >>23059267 >>23059274

>>23059261 (OP)
Tattoos. Gay beard. Steroids. Gay hat.

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:22:59 PM No.23059264

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>>23059261 (OP)
What do they have to say, do they keep their mouth open to breathe, can they control what they put in their mouth, knowledge of the JQ and world history, true history like betrayal of Byzantine(4th Crusade) and who owned the slave ships, etc, and a ton of other things

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:23:04 PM No.23059265

>>23059261 (OP)
Homie just got back from Turkey and vibing out. Leave him alone.

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:23:05 PM No.23059266 >>23059278

>>23059263
oh shid i thought that was his hair

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:23:08 PM No.23059267 >>23059269

>>23059263
That's his hair, that's not a hat.

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:24:06 PM No.23059268

>tattoos
>broccoli hair
>uses Apple products
>drives a crossover
>uses Netflix, Spotify, Ubereats/Doordash
>freaks out if you try to discuss anything with them that isn't sports, celebrities, or TikTok

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:24:17 PM No.23059269 >>23059276

>>23059267
Looks like a chia pet

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:24:32 PM No.23059270

>>23059261 (OP)
lol i mean what a sight, what he's having a better time that we are

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:24:33 PM No.23059271

>>23059261 (OP)
Isn't that the goyim.tv guy?

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:24:38 PM No.23059272

>>23059261 (OP)
>How can you tell if someone is a real person or an NPC?
Ask them if circumcision is genital mutilation.

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:25:01 PM No.23059273

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Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:25:13 PM No.23059274

>>23059263
I don't think that's a hat, anon.

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:25:36 PM No.23059275 >>23059280

>>23059261 (OP)
If they are MIGA they are an npc 100%

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:25:53 PM No.23059276 >>23059281

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>>23059269
He looks like a Mii charachter

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8/5/2025, 10:26:21 PM No.23059277

>>23059261 (OP)
Dude's going for the acorn look.

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:26:43 PM No.23059278

>>23059266
>i thought that was his hair
Kek. Me too.

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:27:59 PM No.23059279

PlaymobilMAXXING

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:28:22 PM No.23059280

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>>23059275

All religious and political extremists are Npc retards

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:30:23 PM No.23059281

>>23059276
Insecure losers trying to hide their hair line

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:34:20 PM No.23059282 >>23059283

>>23059261 (OP)
Look at their eyes

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:37:34 PM No.23059283 >>23059286

>>23059282
What do you see?

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:38:03 PM No.23059284

>>23059261 (OP)
Walk up to them and say "who is the biggest nigger you know, faggot?" and if they do anything other than laugh and name a person, you know they're an NPC.
Oddly, this is how I found my best friend at work.

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:53:04 PM No.23059285

>>23059261 (OP)
A quick first test is to check if the person understands the concept of per capita

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:53:31 PM No.23059286

>>23059283
a cult of personality

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:55:29 PM No.23059287

>>23059262
This pretty much.
I’ve resigned to the fact that like 95% of people outside are barely human.
It’s very disturbing.
I think I’m borderline. I catch myself slipping into it at times, especially when driving. Not saying I’m not paying attention or driving dangerous, but I feel my active thinking dissipate sometimes on the work commute.

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 10:55:45 PM No.23059288

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>>23059261 (OP)
I'm so glad I don't leave the house anymore.

Anonymous

8/5/2025, 11:00:25 PM No.23059289

>>23059261 (OP)
White guy from missouri spontaneously becomes dominican