Thread 23062651

I am going to make some evil juice. Please suggest ingredients >:)
It has to be edible and something that can be considered juice. The goal is to make a juice that turns me evil not that tastes evil.
***Suggestions for gross things and alcohol will be ignored***

Vinegar

aaaaaaaaaaah
root beer?

>>23062667
Ill add it at the end if it tastes like vinegar would be good in it, I drink ACV in stuff so im not flat out saying no but it may not go with the other stuff.
>>23062669
Might have trouble finding it in bongistan but ill try my best >:)

>>23062674
ehehehe

i put some vanilla extract in my coffee
it's not a very strong flavor, but you can taste it in there

This is what I have so far: kvass, Apple juice, cactus juice, watermelon juice (going to drink this now probably wont go in the evil juice), Gatorade and I got dr. Pepper because
>>23062669
Requested root beer and I cant find any yet and its the closest thing.
I will continue to try to get some actual root beer tho.
>>23062667
>>23062715
I have these at home >:)

>>23062651 (OP)
evil juice

orange shavings
strawberry
blueberry
sugar
apples (tiny)
time

kombucha in about a week or two

tasty fizzy ebil drink ^^

>>23062788
oh and yeast

>>23062788
I thought kombucha has tea

>>23062795
no its weak spirits so sweet ebil juice

>>23062773
dr pepper isalways good
what does cactus juice taste like? :o

>>23062797
I've eaten San Pedro raw (it was bunk i was a kid and I ate two I would have ran down my street naked)
all ground up just it and water I couldn't imagine swallowing that snot water fermented

>>23062805
i see i see
i've heard eating raw cactus flesh is sorta like eating snot, yeah...

>>23062788
Oooh ill have to try that >:) Thanks anon ψ(｀∇´)ψ
>>23062797
Spiky and evil ( •̀ω •́ )
Its prickly pear btw, poles just call it cactus.

>>23062811
<(^3^)/
Heil Hitler

>>23062814
88 <3

>>23062822
I'd add lemon but I like sour

don't add too much orange shavings it ferments bitterish with too much

>>23062825
the easiest way is to use a balloon on a soda liter bottle and poke a hole in the balloon so you don't have to burn it twice a day

it might take longer

>>23062651 (OP)
you might not be able to find this in jolly old.
it's more for potions but essentially acts like a superconductor for evil energy and sin

>>23062651 (OP)
jesus juice

>>23062811
tasty time

>>23062830
Thats certainly not possible for me to obtain today id have to order it online.
>>23062841
No alcohol and thatd probably undo all the evil anyway.

>>23062868
in that case feel free to skip it entirely. people have been making effective elixirs for ages without it

Monster is le ebil 'cause of the 666 gematria, what do you think?

DRAGONfruit

>>23062669
>the root beer of all evil?

>>23062825
>lemon
every villain is lemons o algo

>>23063193
Tryna keep it mostly caffine free so I can sleep tonight and have evil dreams >:)
>>23063220
Good idea, im not certain I will be able to find any becauase its like 7pm but ill try ( .̀ ̮.́)Ψ
>>23063229
Ill certainly be able to get lemons but not sure I can get root beer >:]

Went to the park for a while then went and got the root beer and lemon. On the way home to make the evil concoction >:)

>>23064034
:O

>>23064034
eager to see lateer

Everything is ready for me to brew the evilest juice

>>23064212
glorious

Ok thats the evil juice made. I think it could probably do with some vinegar after all

>>23064243
that's an evil fizz in there

Ok so I tried it before and after adding vinegar and it just tasted like bitter nasty root beer both before and after.
The root beer overpowers everything and the kvass is just gross mixed with other stuff.
I have therefore made evil juice™ II.
Its everything you could want from evil juice™: evil green colour, unplacable unnameable Eldrich taste, pleasing evil sourness and I can really feel the evil >:) coursing through my veins ψ(｀∇´)ψ

>>23064277
:D

>>23062715
Awww fuck man I forgot the vanilla extract >:(
>>23064300
<3 >:)

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>>23064729
>Awww fuck man I forgot the vanilla extract >:(
i wonder if it would've been good
i know orange & vanilla go fairly well together, but idk..
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