Thread 23064951

Watched Noragami again and felt really bad for Hiiro
Blud really just dumped her after going through literal hell with him and him literally admitting that she never stung him
I hate when they do this ebin "I'm now a good guy" thing in my animeys smhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
gonna read manga now and hope for some juicy revenge

>>23064951 (OP)
I want to impregnate her so bad it's not even funny

>>23064956
erm ok
impregnate your hand

>>23064971
piss palmer and I already have 5 daughters. now I want a loyal and trustworthy daughter wife like hiiro.

>>23065000
ready to settle down, I see

>>23065051
I guess I am. I think I've had enough of chasing cheap thrills and cute twinks.

>>23065066
If you already have children and are gay why not settle down with a twink. At least actually engaging discussions at the dinner table

>>23065097
>"at least actually engaging discussions at the dinner table"
>"TODAY'S DISCUSSION: WHO'S ASS SHOULD WE FUCK INTO A DINNER PLATE SIZED HOLE???"

>>23065097
I prefer to be called sexually opportunistic. maybe I could settle down with a twink, but then they get old and ugly and are usually somewhat mentally ill, not too dissimilar from women now thet I think about it.

>>23065107
my fucking sides are in fucking orbit.

*dumps her right after narrowingly surviving the underworld*
(I think he even lost her there and didn't even care once he got rescued)

>>23065107
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>>23065132
stop derailing my thread retartds