Thread 23066624

RISE AND SHINE BABY
i have my driving Test today Wish me luck bant

>>23066624 (OP)
OH it's you
did you sleep well?

good luck good luck

glhf

>>23066624 (OP)
Hopefully you crash and get paralyzed faggot

>>23066676
i nearly crashed during my driving test
i live in a small southern town, the girl who sat in the car to instruct was nice
i think she could tell i was nervous, it felt like having an older sister helping me or osmething
she got all cold when i almost crashed lmao
i still passed but she talked to me sternly about it, still not angry at all though, like a family member
FUCK

i chewed gum on my test to help with nerves. glhf

>>23066693
good idea

Whatever I hope your family dies in an automobile wreck

>>23066706
you won't do that yourself to his family though

you wil only say it
i've kiled things

>>23066624 (OP)
Good luck

>>23066624 (OP)
break someone's legs

>>23066624 (OP)
You're so beautiful

>>23066624 (OP)
Good luck, prove them that you arent a filthy nigger.

Failed mine thrice

Can't drive and I'm 23. It's so over

>>23066867
just learn on a logitech g29.

>>23066624 (OP)
Remember: running over migrants gives you an XP boost of 350

>>23066884
if i hit a muslim mom plus her kids do i get extra points for them kids?
>>23066626
no
>>23066838
i already failed once
>>23066833
i hink i will sneak my phone in so if i dont know something i can cheat

>>23066935
> failed once
Let me laught, what did you mess up?
Everyone i know passed first try.
>cheat
Why? Arent you well prepared? You dont need that shit! Or have you snuggeled with the green devil already?

>>23066957
idk i was nervous and forgot stuff
>Why? Arent you well prepared?
no
on the learning app i passed with 70 and 80% multiple times i need 90% though
i think i will use le cheating on 3-4 questions max just to get my full mark i need
cheating is justified in my case

The Lady also offered le If you dont Pass once i will Just Look away and pretend i didnt See that Shit.

If i dont Pass with all the Help known to man then it might actually be over for me and i can File for diasbility because of mental retardation

>>23066976
Lmao that is the shit why society is garbage.
Amazing.
>>23066972
How much time you already had to prepare, to learn those few questions which you can answere most just by thinking?
And how often you get high in the same period of time.
Good luck either way.
But if that hoe really looks away... you wont need any of that lmao
Fucking clownworld, devaluing everyones archievement by letting retards just pass.
She should face the wall for that.

>cheating is justified bro
Blaze it nigga, why work for something loool

>>23066989
I learned 3 days..
And Ur right i did reimu maxxing too much but thats mostly because of the people i hang around with but i focused on learning the past few days..
And its OK If she lets me Pass i only wanr my license to Cruise around the Mountains anyway
>>23067000
I should swissmaxx instead of reimumaxx and Surround myself with people who Take stimulants (but people who are employed)

It also seems as If i Just adapt to my Environment and Take the drug that my peers Take even though If its Not Always what aligns with my Goals
Only solution i should get Meth

>>23067012
aren't mountain passes some of the most dangerous and technically demanding roads you will ever encounter as a driver?

>>23067017
Idk i mostly practice driving there so i dont really know anything Else
I Cruise with 90km/h tho
I find driving in the City scarier so many distractions and so many Things one can do wrong

>>23067019
a copilot helps with navigating urban environments. just be safe and wear your seatbelt i guess, no need for me to nanny you. your car is probably doing that for you already with all the safety features.

I wanna Drive to Germany to Go to Kaufland and to Switzerland to get my Special snos to czech to buy cheap bear
And to slovakia for... Idk These gypsies dont have anything of value beside perhaps cheap Meth
And i dont need to Go to hungary because im Not hungry

>>23067030
My Car is older then me
I know the Mountains in upper Austria i used to Go all those Miles By foot or Drive Bike IMAO
Im Just now realizing how easy Life can be

>>23067036
same, my car is some 12 years older than me. it doesn't even have airbags.

>>23067012
So you smoke your fucking balls away and complain why your brain is mushed...
Pott heads.. you cant make that up.
Maybe try to have some personality besides to just consoooom

>>23067049
Brroooo whats ur ride men, mine is a from 89 450k miles

>>23066935
no i think you'll just go to jail for a zillion years, bigot

>>23067049
Its better this way
Modern Cars track Ur Location so the gov could track you
>>23067051
Only fun is drugging fugging or guns the Rest is Just Thing ones does to Pass time perhaps useful perhaps useless so one does Go Maniac on the Mitmenschen
Sick puppies even Made a song about it
https://youtu.be/liW-kWFiXtQ?si=222e0iWINU9Pd-km

>>23067064
Doesnt*

>>23067054
brroooo that would dox my age, but fuck it, here's a pic from the cockpit. odometer rolled over, but it's recorded as 175k i think.

>>23067064
i'm certain the insurance apps do this too, but they gave me the western equivalent of a huawei phone, so there is no escaping the surveillance.

>>23067075
Based squarepants, bro, hope you run strong for many many more miles!
Woohoooo!!

>>23067084
Change insurance company
I Wonder how those people who use fast cars to escape Police do it

>>23067088
how you're still running with 459k miles is insanity, and that clock dial is sick. always wanted to cut off the straps from a casio and glue it in somewhere. to me, time is one of those underrated navigational aids.

>>23067091
beginning of your getaway driver arc

>>23066624 (OP)

WE HAVE A LITERAL FUCKING UNDERAGEB& ZOOMER ON OUR HANDS.

GRIM.

>>23067095
This
>>23067102
Not everywhere is America you imbecile
In Europe driving license is 18+

>>23067107

Proof?

Waited for my Train to upper Austria
The Train that Drives via dortmund came 20 min Late (as usual for German Trains)
Picked the next one via Zürich because i didnt wanna bother with German Tourist, the Train to zurich is packed with jews i saw 6 jews in this Train and theyre fat wifes wtf is going on

>>23067117
What do you want me to Post my social Security number, Credit Card information and Passport?

The fat jewish Woman with her Infant child is kinda turning me on i think i suffer from brain damage

I get the immense urge right now to kill her husband in cold blood

>>23067122

No. Proof it's different in Eyrop?

>>23067131
Here
Its also possible with 17 but very uncommon to do because one needs to Drive 10. 000km with a legal Guardian to obtain this or sumthing

Its legal to start Driver license without this fuckery with 17 and a half year though only the theory Part and No actual driving lessions

Just use Google