Thread 23068465

>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!
>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”
>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.
>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”
>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.
>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?
>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now

>>23068465 (OP)
what is it with scottish youtubers and the fake drunk bit does my head in

>makes money in front of a camera
>watches movies or tv at all
>le drink
>makes money in front of a camera whining about movies and tv while le drink
Fuck off, show.

An actual alchie wouldn't have the faculties to run a YouTube they just wank and die of cirrhosis

>>23068465 (OP)
“THE MESSAGE!!!! SEE IM LE HECKIN BASED” of course he won’t tell you who is behind the message and keep sucking off jewish ceos while interviewing and shilling for Ben Shapiro

>>23068465 (OP)
Why do you make this thread all the time? Did he hurt you in some way? Are you Brie Larson or Rachel Zegler?

How many times do we need to have this exact same fucking thread and why won't you take it to /tv/? Or did you already get banned there?

It goes in all fields.

>>23068465 (OP)
>>23068466
>too much of a screaming mimsy to even take the bottle off for his "based epic I'm so drunk look at me I'm drinking ALCOHOL like an ADULT!" photoshoot

>>23068470
He hurt everyone by releasing Rogue Elements.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JXkjB0tpPA

>>23068472
*bottle top

>>23068473
Did someone force you watch watch it?

>>23068470
kys leaf. ecelebs never

>>23068465 (OP)
>>>/tv/

>>23068465 (OP)
>modern hollywood is dead and deservedly so
>anyway, here's me shilling them for free
>I of course have the right to keep watching them without being a hypocrit because you plebians need me, the intellectual, to tell you that they're shit

>>23068476
You do realize you can just not watch it right? The fact that OP is somehow butthurt over something he doesn't have to watch is peak fucking narcissistic clown world.

If your name has "drinker" in it, safe to say you are probably the most insufferable variety of person. Unless you are the drinking driver, in which case you are fucking based

>>23068465 (OP)
And you're still the boring spamming cunt spamming this shitty thread over and over again
Checkmate, fuckwit

>>23068465 (OP)
Ok I'll ask, which Jedi movie was it you had 4 seconds being a redshirt?

>>23068465 (OP)
Every time a tranny posts this thread his subs go up lmfao.

>>23068465 (OP)
Did he make fun of your favourite movie or something?

>Having a melt over some youtube movie review
Do brits really?

>>23068465 (OP)
Literally who? Buy an ad faggot.

>>23068473
This shit was hilarious. The fact none of his faggot orbiters even so much as slightly criticized his hypocritical vanity project was the cherry on top.
>>23068475
It's guilty of abusing pretty much every trope the dude has spent his "career" criticizing. Laughing at that garbage is well deserved. Nobody forced him to be a lying cunt.

>>23068465 (OP)
>1990's
>Fuck the critics, it's about the music and the art of film
>my lifestyle is represented in the art
>1999 corporations take over
>2022
>Critics now make better content than music or movies or TV

Clownworld. Late stage capitalism. I haven't been to a movie in years. I can watch them for free, and never do. But this dude is funny. When I watch his videos I feel like he saved me from being ripped off by the Hollywood Jew.

Another OP trying to turn the frogs gay.

>>23068473
Still better than equality and shitskins in movies. Stop crying

>>23068486
I never watched it. See how simple it is?

>>23068465 (OP)
Conservative creatures don't want to admit it but he isn't a grifter and nor are similar channels to his, they just hate that their views are incredibly retarded and their spokesperson is unfunny. Calling him a grifter is an attempt to No True Scotsman subhuman views you share with him but think you would say it in a smarter or funnier way but in reality you'd just be the same. You think he looks dumb? Look at yourself! You think he sounds dumb? Listen to yourself!
Golems (you) are dipshits and I hate them.

Being mad that this guy does the same formulaic shit every day is like being mad the weird gas station food you bongs idolize is mediocre slop every time you get it.

>>23068489
subhuman take
enjoy your slop

>>23068465 (OP)
buy an ad you unoriginal scotch faggot

>>23068490
Fair enough. But you're lying. 4pbtid in defense of his faggotry all but proves it.

>>23068494
it's your "guy", creature.
I swear it's funny seeing golems attack their own

How does anyone watch this retard?
His upward inflection on the end of every sentence is absolutely insufferable
He doesn't speak the language correctly

>>23068465 (OP)
>>23068466

Seethe disney fags

>>23068495
Now I'm lying? To be honest I haven't watched a movie all year. I can't even remember the last movie I watched. I'll get back to you on that.

>>23068498
there's no way you actually think its videos funny or smart
I'm going to take a wild guess and say that you think that 80s action slop is peak cinema

>>23068499
I remembered. it was this. It wasn't terrible.
https://tubitv.com/movies/100011093/brotherhood-of-the-wolf-dubbed

>>23068493
israeli "memeflag" kike trans spam

>>23068502
>mutt flag
Whiter than you, creature.
go be a good golem elsewhere I don't like you

>>23068465 (OP)

Your just salty anon. Stop riding e celeb dick on /pol/ please.

>>23068500
No, I just think you guys are fucking retarded. Goyslop is goyslop however the scottish fag talking shit on said goyslop is far superior than said slop. Please do us a favor and kill yourself.