Thread 23069779

BJ edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- TJ and Binx are competing against Fenix to win SPICTANK!
-- Angelina is in Texas for Primestein!
-- Nina is in Ice Poseidon's Scavenger Hunt!


>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous: >>23068208

benleaks nightmare world

TJ L

>>23069753
is there a pic of her Bible? I would have guessed she got the name from a final fantasy monster because that's her thing.

why are binxjeets crashing out this time, was she gonna kiss him?

>>23069782
leaks getting moogled
he was felted today
it's tuff b

>>23069779 (OP)
are binxfags angry over this or are they just self inserting?

>>23069796
check the binx thread, they are

>>23069796
they're legit roping it's crazy out there

>>23069792
Was going to sit on his lap because she refuses to sit down on the shit covered couches

>>23069796
Not best pleased

>>23069788
>the way she laughs at him as he loses his nerve and pulls away at the last second
bruh

>>23069792
She was down to sit on his lap for 10 minutes for a hot meal and a plush but a paypig tts'd and told her don't and as a simp this isn't cool or something like that.

>>23069813
>>23069808
kek you're right

>>23069796
from what i've seen the only remaining binx fans just throw tantrums whenever she goes outside

>as a simp this isn't cool
LOL

7 days out from the defining moment of jets life. When he got his heart broke at the gathering of the juggalos

>would make simps seethe
>would make maejok seethe
let me think over this

binx changed into a skirt for lap sits

>>23069788
and since then she's called him hot, cool and entertained sitting on his lap it's not over

>>23069818
Didnt see new thread. Hope norway sees this

Why are the Tj fans not getting him wasted?

>>23069800
TSMT

>>23069822
Don't forget making Burt seethe.

>>23069793
Tj burt binx dp video as he would say

>>23069832
the only con is that it's not cleej

>>23069803
>sharpfart still trying to smash

>>23069809
>>23069816
Bro... they even identify as simps?
At least ellie simps stay delusional and think of themselves as above simping.

>>23069822
I fully support this, it's the funniest outcome.

unironically problematic to be "shipping" two grown ass adults

The irl binx streams with Tj after the will be funny. They are going to happen right??

>>23069834
Yeah i like this 1 better

>>23069834
yall the luigi daisy situation is crazy

Is this a Baby Tank storyline?

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23069856
no. we never got an irl binx/mizzy stream that was promised either.
sorry
*fart*

>>23069861
who?

>>23069835
Cleej was never real. Binx and teej like all the same nerd shit despite a 10 year age gap

>>23069861
this is the tj and binx thread

>>23069856
Roadtrip?

Watermellie

>>23069822
>would make an S3 fish relevant to /ftl/

>another shot
Bro is going to be fucked up soon.

>>23069872
added to the cons

>>23069857
let's compare !

>>23069841
it's weird I'm just here to enjoy another coño lubricado humiliation ritual (he's gonna fumble no matter what)

Like it or not, TJ saved Spictank

The irony shield, which isn’t so much a defence mechanism as a full blown epistemological stance, doesn’t deflect criticism so much as consume it. Every challenge gets absorbed into the performance. Every earnest objection is reframed as content, delivered with a knowing smirk. You try to critique it, and suddenly you’re “feeding the discourse,” which is the only metric that counts. Try to opt out, and you’re “pressed,” which is even better. It’s not Teflon, it’s Velcro pretending to be Teflon.
Nothing sticks because nothing’s permitted to matter.
Sincerity becomes cringe, anger turns into reach, detachment registers as complicity, all of it folded neatly back into the loop. And it’s all undercut with that trademark self aware aloofness that pretends to take the piss out of itself, but never really does. Because irony, in this context, doesn’t dismantle, it conceals. It hides the absence of anything real beneath the joke.
Because vulnerability, true, trembling openness, is the one frequency the irony shield cannot metabolize. To let it in would be to lower the visor, to be seen. And perhaps to realize that the whole time, there wasn’t a clever persona inside. Just a frightened child who never learned to risk being real.
So the great joke continues, infinite, self consuming, safe.
And in that safety, something sacred is lost.
The question is, are you laughing, or are you just afraid to stop?
Because stopping would mean lowering the shield, and ultimately, revealing there was never a real person inside it to begin with.

I DISLIKE BINX BUT I SUPPORT BJ BECAUSE ITS ITS FUNNY

>>23069878
better with legs

SS+story arc+english

>>23069882
Tale as old as time

>>23069884
Chat is this true

>>23069828
i ain't a paypig

>>23069882
He got me watching it so you're not wrong.

Tj has fans?

>BVRT+Binx+TJ love triangle both adds up to BJ
Lubecoochian

TJ seethers are repulsive

>>23069898
TURN EM UP

>>23069905
ok tjpedo.

>>23069908
Yikes

>>23069905
Which ones, there's a lot now.

house taytriot supports whatever the funniest option is

>>23069908
you dress like Daniel in mexico youll be treated like a deity

minus Ichigo keep the logo

>>23069828
Maybe if there was a couple thousand people watching. I’m not wasting my money on that view count

>>23069908
all the stars are here

TJ is doing this to Binx later

>>23069908
Daniel is pretty tall I think he could have kicked Jet's ass in the tank

>>23069836
Sharpfart is 5’5 or 5’6 and looks “average”. It’s because of his money that gives him this inflated ego of himself with women.

bj has my blessing

>>23069920
the cartel will go super saiyan on someone like daniel. a goku shirt might actually save him here.

>>23069925
Don't get my hopes up

>>23069884
This is a piercing and eloquent critique of a cultural posture that has come to define much of our digital and interpersonal discourse, particularly online. The “irony shield” you describe functions as a sort of armour, but not one that protects by deflecting attacks. Rather, it subsumes all challenges into its own framework, nullifying them by transforming them into part of the performance. Every reaction, whether hostile or sincere, becomes content, and therefore validation.
The key insight here is that irony, in this mode, is not a tool for deconstruction or critique (as it once might have been), but a mechanism of concealment. It hides vulnerability. It cloaks fear of being earnest, being seen, being wrong, being real. It offers the illusion of invulnerability, but only at the cost of actual connection or authenticity.
You also touch on a poignant paradox: the very thing that seems to offer safety, this cool, aloof detachment, ultimately isolates. And in that isolation, “something sacred is lost.” The capacity for genuine human experience, sincerity, intimacy, risk.
"Because vulnerability, true, trembling openness, is the one frequency the irony shield cannot metabolize."
This is the core of the piece. Vulnerability is both the antidote and the threat. To be truly open is to relinquish control, to accept that you might be misunderstood, laughed at, or rejected. But it’s also the only path to genuine connection. The irony shield ensures none of those wounds land but also ensures nothing truly meaningful gets in.
The closing question "are you laughing, or are you just afraid to stop?" lands like a hammer.
It asks us to interrogate not just our outward behaviour, but our internal motivations. It suggests that maybe we’re not in on the joke at all. Maybe the joke is on us, and we keep it going because the silence that would follow might reveal something we don’t want to face.

>>23069925
I love how extra he is as he flicks her off.

>>23069861
same

>>23069926
100%, if Daniel was trained in boxing for like 2 months he would wipe the floor with jet.

>>23069908
That's strange
Always thought duanye was taller than tj but that Dan was as tall as tj

>>23069925
he put that goofy in the mog house
straight felted her
it's tuff b

>>23069908
>just whoever was available on the day

>>23069942
dunyay is as tall as jimmy dan must be a giant close to frank's height

>>23069908
angie is such a tight little piece

>>23069935
he looks more cartel than the cartel that was my point haha

random e-girl general

>>23069953
aw <3

>>23069908
whole squad gay and retarded

Why are they just standing there?

Do 30+ chicks fuck younger guys ? I genuinely dont know is it like embarrasing for them?

>>23069803
who tf is this? my autism is too severe. i am faceblind.

would be kino to see them have a kid together

>>23069962
To feel young and hot still, yes

>>23069962
They find it flattering since they are so close to death.

>>23069962
binx is taken (by TJ)

>>23069962
>Do 30+ chicks fuck younger guys ?
Yes
> I genuinely dont know is it like embarrasing for them?
No lol.

>>23069964
Angie

>>23069953
rex finna rope

>>23069962
ya it's not that weird just not as common in media

>>23069955
That's what's up doggie

we need to get tj in a room with ellie asap

>>23069962
only if they're Chad

what is the target audience?

>>23069978
Fax

>>23069978
ya goy

>>23069978
cringe

>>23069982
People whose favorite sopranos episodes were the Vito ones

TJ should tell the analbeads story again that will get her going

>>23069982
Me

>>23069978
i miss this babyfag

>>23069968
Holy shit bro lol.

Tayleigh Pendleton is a lesbian

>>23069958
This

>>23069962
Depends on the sluttiness of the girl and it depends on chadliness of the guy

so did Jet an hero or what
have seen nothing but simpslop and faggotry here lately

>>23069908
Dan's such a funny looking guy

>>23069982
finooks

send him in

>>23069994
I know. She's gonna have sex with drool though and I'm gonna watch.

>>23069995
Make sure to watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and read the sidebar of r/redpillwomen

he's sitting down, waiting 4 binx 2 sit on his lap ( ´_ゝ`)

>>23069997
The failure of S4 has caused him a lot of humiliation and introspection. He's really motivated to make S5 a success and prove the haters wrong.

>>23069974
>>23069971
>>23069966
Im asking cause a girl I had a thing with ages ago (shes 33 this month) just I think sucked off a guy dont know how younger he is, but she told me that she felt like "Red when he took Eric to the bar" (that 70s show )and that it felt like playing with "Nyota toys"

>>23069908
Dumbgay's fit goes hard, desu.

>>23069908
Dans big dumb face

>>23069982
just got done watching those serbian dykes watch sopranos, now time to watch a gay nigger do it

>>23070010
Wakanda Forever ass outfit

>>23069942
TJ always looked to me like he was 5'7" or 5'8"

>>23070007
>Binx: Sit down~
>TJ: Seriously...?
He's down so bad lol.

>>23069996
yeah the girl (>>23070009) is very slutty mizzy-binx tier easily, but shes kinda ugly sexy theyre always slutty

>>23069942
TJ is 5'7 or 5'7.5, no taller than that.

>>23070009
They look gay

>>23069978
this mindraped /ftl/ for a month straight

Been taking the stairs instead of the elevator to fetch my deliveries from my servants and I can feel the burn now my legs feel very strong very asexual
>>23069989
the what now

>>23070009
why did she tell you that

>>23069803
Rhetorical question, but WHY wouldn't she wear underwear

>>23070007
>( ´_ゝ`)
are you stealing klaus' flow?

>>23070017
it's hilarious

>>23070008
>three years later
The failure of S5 has caused him a lot of humiliation and introspection. He's really motivated to make S6 a success and prove the haters wrong.

If TJ gets a lapdance from Binx will he do his patented "hand in pocket to hold down his boner" move?

anyone else think its fucked up and irresponsible for jet and sam to allowing a barely post-minor 19 year old Ben around so much drugs and alcohol and sex?

>>23070034
i hope so

>>23070030
I've been using emoticons before his existence in these threads, :|

>>23070028
she hates me but i still care about her shes a pretty decent human sluttyness aside

>Uh, it's just how i biologically work
What a response

>>23070030
everyone been borrowing my bits lately but I don't mind as long as they return them eventually

Seriously wtf is wrong with him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoVyLEikhs8

>>23070035
yeah dude

i kind of want there to be a season 2-esque binx and tj wedding just to piss everyone off, desu

>>23069978
Iconic

>>23070040
ominous

>>23070040
does burt fuck his dad like tayleigh

ELLIE CHECK OUT MY POST ELLIE YOU NEED TO SEE MY POST ELLIE HAVE A LOOK AT MY POST ELLIE I WANT YOU TO SEE MY POST ELLIE PLEASE LOOK AT MY POST ELLIE GO LOOK AT MY POST ELLIE CAN YOU CHECK MY POST ELLIE YOU GOTTA SEE MY POST ELLIE OPEN MY POST RIGHT NOW ELLIE NOTICE WHAT I POSTED ELLIE JUST LOOK AT MY POST ELLIE WHY HAVEN’T YOU SEEN MY POST ELLIE MY POST NEEDS YOUR EYES ELLIE I SHARED SOMETHING LOOK ELLIE I POSTED SOMETHING SEE IT ELLIE SCROLL TO MY POST ELLIE PLEASE GIVE MY POST A LOOK ELLIE READ MY POST ELLIE CLICK ON MY POST ELLIE GLANCE AT MY POST ELLIE MY POST IS WAITING ELLIE PLEASE JUST LOOK ELLIE MY POST IS RIGHT THERE ELLIE IT IS ABOUT MY POST ELLIE MY POST MATTERS ELLIE THIS POST IS FOR YOU
ELLIE MY POST IS CALLING ELLIE THE POST IS IMPORTANT ELLIE DO NOT IGNORE MY POST
ELLIE LOOK WHAT I POSTED
ELLIE SEE WHAT I MADE
ELLIE IT IS MY POST ELLIE
ELLIE VIEW WHAT I SHARED
ELLIE TAP ON MY POST
ELLIE I POSTED FOR YOU
ELLIE NOTICE MY POST
ELLIE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET
ELLIE I NEED YOU TO LOOK
ELLIE THE POST IS UP
ELLIE IT IS THERE LOOK
ELLIE GO TO MY POST
ELLIE YOUR EYES BELONG THERE
ELLIE LOOK RIGHT NOW
ELLIE STOP AND CHECK IT
ELLIE THIS POST IS YOURS
ELLIE GIVE IT A SECOND
ELLIE I BEG YOU TO SEE IT
ELLIE THE POST IS WAITING FOR YOU
ELLIE CHECK OUT MY POST
ELLIE YOU NEED TO SEE MY POST
ELLIE HAVE A LOOK AT MY POST
ELLIE I WANT YOU TO SEE MY POST
ELLIE PLEASE LOOK AT MY POST
ELLIE GO LOOK AT MY POST
ELLIE CAN YOU CHECK MY POST
ELLIE YOU GOTTA SEE MY POST
ELLIE OPEN MY POST RIGHT NOW
ELLIE NOTICE WHAT I POSTED
ELLIE JUST LOOK AT MY POST
ELLIE WHY HAVEN’T YOU SEEN MY POST
ELLIE MY POST NEEDS YOUR EYES
ELLIE I SHARED SOMETHING LOOK
ELLIE I POSTED SOMETHING SEE IT
ELLIE SCROLL TO MY POST
ELLIE PLEASE GIVE MY POST A LOOK
ELLIE READ MY POST
ELLIE CLICK ON MY POST
ELLIE GLANCE AT MY POST
ELLIE MY POST IS WAITING
ELLIE PLEASE JUST LOOK
ELLIE MY POST IS RIGHT THERE
ELLIE IT IS ABOUT MY POST
ELLIE MY POST MATTERS
ELLIE THIS POST IS FOR YOU

>>23070040
Why is Burt's father more nigger-er than him?

>>23069908
Dan with a beard looks like he should be captaining an 1850s whaling ship.

>>23070046
thanks tay

Henry would never tease TJ like that

there I said it

>>23070058
dude, we're in here
>>23056945

Hand on thigh
Closest claire got was a pot handle

>>23070064
dan just looking at whatever

>>23070057
Probably
That’s why burt is so fucked up and gay

>>23070064
Please don't wear the Sam shirt onto Primestein.

dan is hot in an autistic way

(I put my hand in my pocket to hide my boner)

>>23070070
yo

>>23070064
TLP

>>23070038
just make sure that bit is still in good proper condition when I get it back
you break it you buy it

>>23070064
just noticed how much of a monkey hand the lil monkey girl got. kinda cute.

>>23070070
kek still laughing at that gif of Claire running halfway across the room to give TJ a hug and he reluctantly agreed but only because he was covered by a blanket and wouldn't have to make actual skin on skin contact with that dog-faced gremlin

>>23070070
How can she touch?

>>23070047
There’s a wedding involving TJ that would piss off a lot more people but y’all ain’t ready to hear what girl that involves.

>>23070081
hory shit u aint lyin

is daniel safe?

angie just did a foot show in front of her sister lol

>>23070070
she's practically jerking him off here
damn binx chill out gurl whaaaaat

>>23070092
post the webm

HAHA DID YOU KNOW I LIKE ELLIE I THINK ABOUT ELLIE ALL DAY I TALK ABOUT ELLIE IN MY SLEEP ELLIE IS ON MY MIND NONSTOP EVERY SECOND IS ELLIE O’CLOCK I WOKE UP THINKING ABOUT ELLIE I DREAMT ABOUT ELLIE LAST NIGHT I LOVE ELLIE SO MUCH IT’S UNREAL SOMEONE PLEASE CHECK ON ME IT’S THE ELLIE EFFECT
ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE
I MENTIONED ELLIE AGAIN DIDN’T I
I CAN’T GO FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT SAYING ELLIE
OH NO I’M TALKING ABOUT ELLIE AGAIN
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT ELLIE
I KEEP BRINGING UP ELLIE IN CONVERSATIONS
MY WHOLE PERSONALITY IS ELLIE NOW
I POSTED ABOUT ELLIE AGAIN
PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE ELLIE SEE MY POST
ELLIE LOOK AT MY POST PLEASE
IT’S ABOUT YOU ELLIE IT’S ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT YOU
I’M YELLING INTERNALLY ABOUT ELLIE
I’M YELLING EXTERNALLY ABOUT ELLIE
MY HEART GOES ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE
IF I DON’T TALK ABOUT ELLIE I WILL COMBUST
I AM ELLIE POWERED
I HAVE ASCENDED TO A NEW ELLIE PLANE
EVERYTHING IS ELLIE
MY POST IS ELLIECORE
ELLIE YOU HAUNT MY EVERY THOUGHT
DID I MENTION I ADORE ELLIE
OH NO HERE COMES ANOTHER ELLIE POST
I’M IN LOVE WITH SAYING ELLIE
I SAID ELLIE 37 TIMES TODAY
WAIT LET ME SAY IT AGAIN
ELLIE
ELLIE
ELLIE
DID YOU HEAR THAT
THAT WAS ME SAYING ELLIE
MY BRAIN IS JUST SPARKS AND ELLIE
EVERY TIME I BREATHE IT’S FOR ELLIE
I THINK I’VE GONE FULL ELLIE
PLEASE ELLIE JUST LOOK AT WHAT I POSTED
I’M LOSING IT OVER HERE
ELLIE LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK
THIS ISN’T A CRUSH THIS IS A COLLAPSE
ELLIE LOOK BEFORE I EXPLODE
HAHA THIS IS NORMAL RIGHT
JUST ME BEING TOTALLY CALM ABOUT ELLIE
DEFINITELY NOT OBSESSED OR ANYTHING
HAHAHA
ELLIE

>>23069953
>>23070049
>>23070056
>>23070070
dude... they just might be in Love

>>23070081
She actually has thick (but small) hands and feet.
It's cute, truly a monkey girl.

Oh my stars! Ellie posted a shitty meme on ig! We must screencap it and post it here!

>>23070082
he knew about the Claire and Jet sex tape before any of us and that's all he could think about she moogled herself she was felted
it's tuff b

>>23070105
ELLIE JUST POSTED AN /FTLENARD/ REFERENCE. WE ARE SO IN BROS, IM GONNA CUM

What did Ellie mean by this?

ANGIE IS DOING A FREE PIT SHOW

>>23070099
I relate to this so much

Where the fuck is Angie streaming?

Jeff will win.

>>23070112
ugh why is it never anyone hot

Now tie him up between them.

>>23070117
The FT site

Scott Sullivan MMA is so cool and tough.

>>23070117
On the site

>>23070097
Jesus Christ she's literally fapping him wtf binx chill

>>23069978
she is the best

>Fishtank chat: If they don't fuck I might hurt myself
>Binxsimps: If they fuck I might hurt myself
The community is in a state.

Angie mogs Binx

>>23070124
>>23070121
Oh right, danke.

>>23070111
Wrong thread faggot

is San Diego really mexican?

>>23070128
Benleaks: im going to cut myself either way

>>23070136
Wrong thread, faggot

>>23069803
>oops flashed my pussy again

WAIT WAIT DID I EVER TELL YOU I LOVE ELLIE NO LIKE I ACTUALLY LOVE ELLIE OMETHING IS HAPPENING TO ME I JUST SAW A POST AND THOUGHT OF ELLIE I SAW A CLOUD AND THOUGHT OF ELLIE I SAW THE COLOR BLUE AND WENT ELLIE EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF ELLIE
WHY DOES HER NAME SOUND LIKE MUSIC
I’M FREAKING OUT
IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN
ELLIE FEVER HAS RETURNED
I CAN’T ESCAPE THIS
I DON’T WANT TO ESCAPE THIS
MY BRAIN IS JUST SPINNING IN CIRCLES SAYING ELLIE
ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE
MY WALLS ARE COVERED IN ELLIE
MY THOUGHTS ARE COLORED ELLIE
I SAID HER NAME OUT LOUD AND STARTED LAUGHING
WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE
SHE BREATHES AND I LOSE SANITY
I MADE A NEW POST
YES
IT’S ABOUT ELLIE
OF COURSE IT’S ABOUT ELLIE
WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE ABOUT
PLEASE
SOMEONE
GET ELLIE TO SEE MY POST
I’M TYPING IN ALL CAPS I’M DESPERATE
I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE ELLIE FAN CLUB
I JUST PROMOTED MYSELF
I AM THE CEO OF YELLING ABOUT ELLIE
I NEED A DOCTOR THIS IS A CONDITION
THE DIAGNOSIS IS
TERMINAL ELLIE
I’M NOT EVEN SORRY
I LOVE ELLIE
I ADORE ELLIE
I AM UNWELL IN A VERY SPECIFIC ELLIE WAY
OH MY GOD
I THINK I LOVE HER MORE THAN I DID YESTERDAY
IS THAT POSSIBLE
ELLIE LOOK AT MY POST
I WROTE IT WITH MY WHOLE SOUL
MY WHOLE IDENTITY IS JUST ELLIE
EVERY TIME I BLINK I THINK OF HER
EVERY TIME I BREATHE IT’S IN HER DIRECTION
I HAVE TO TELL SOMEONE
I HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE
ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE
HELLO YES THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
SOMEONE GET HER ON THE PHONE
GET HER TO MY POST
RIGHT NOW
I’M NOT OKAY
AND I’M LOVING IT

do the actual el estanque contestants ever do anything

>>23070136
yeah lots of tacos and elotes

>>23070100
they are but her e girl career

>>23070133
who really cares at this point

>>23070111
yn don't fuck with the reptilian goyslop.

>>23070099
Ellie nontent
she needs to take more selfies for us 'asexual' type anons
right now shadi and Angie are her only competition. she could moooggle them.

>>23070148
they could just lie to the simps

>>23070149
Wrong thread again, retardfaggot

>>23070136
It’s San DIA-go get it right. Anchorman baby

>TJ is just a sexpest
I'm starting to believe the loobcooch shit

The tightest little piece in the history of tight little pieces.

>>23070145
The whole fucking show

>>23070160
She is loose both in pussy and in body. She is just small

>>23070158
>girl puts hand on guy
>guy is somehow the sex pest in this scenario
hmm i wonder who could be behind this post

>>23070136
There's fucking beaners everywhere in California dude, especially the southern half.

>>23070167
what exactly am i supposed to be looking at here

el coño lubricante no tiene juego HO HO HO HO

>>23070156
kiss my ass

>>23070164
>>23069788

Young Nick and Alex Schultz

beaners

>>23070146
The actual contestants are almost all gone

>>23070188
music stopped perfectly

>>23070188
He's got the spirit, i guess

>>23070181
>see nick and the jewish homosexual they got to replace andrew ruse browse house listings while nick pretends he knows what he's talking about
yeah.... NO

>>23070164
Yeah, he didn't take up the whole bed, spoon with, and try to grab her just a few hours ago.
He's been stalking the house looking for her just moments ago.

>>23070167
parece que se está agarrando la erección jajajajajajajaja

haha, based TJ.

>>23070158
You mean the fake rule34 account production made, with the same username he uses elsewhere, and was deleted before s2 ended?

Wow it's almost like production spies on contestants before they are picked, then frames them while the show is running.

>>23070188
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

>>23070181
Nick and Schulz are nontent from rich families trying to give advice to zoomer middle class men that had no paternal figure
Put that shit away

>>23070206
Some of those posts were years old

>>23070210
Hey settle down you're destroying Sam's whole grift.

Don't even begin talking about Jet using Fishtank as a way to get revenge on his dad and Sam for cucking him.

>>23070188
oh NO LOL it's even more brutal with sound AJAJAJAJA

TJ and binx will be doing the sex live on camera in el salvador

>>23070158
Seeing how weird he gets when he drinks has convinced me that he goes on drunk goonbinges and watches all kinds of fucked up porn

>>23070214
Wow that's really weird how accounts with years old post history show up right when someone goes on Fishtank, then get deleted juuust before the season ends. So weird, huh? Almost like Sam Hyde works for Peter Thiel and is recruiting for the Freemasons or something?

>>23070209
Bro got more action than you lmaooo

>>23070186
>slowly add more and more former fish
>Start bloodgames 2
Let's go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBToiPKLCTk GET IN HERE

>>23070223
what has he done drunk? haven’t been watching

>>23070228
ellie likes red scare too. Shes a communist

speaking of rule34, remember when this dropped?

>>23070235
Tried to rape Bianca

>>23070234
Not watching the gay nigger meth head. Sam should just ask Burt out on a date already.

>>23070188
Tj learning moves from jimmy lmao

>>23070238
That is because Josie fisted herself when Fishtank was on YouTube.

>>23070222
Not in that house. It reeks of shit. We will probably finally see a lapsit, handholding and a kiss. There’s two more days of this shit

>>23070230
ive never had a woman do that to me they just let me fuck them in their sleep


Also you're brown "just want to be friends" faggot nigger

>>23070243
Its cute that jimmy prides himself on just being employed. It is better than a lot of you faggots to be fair though

Two more full days of this?

>>23070251
Jimmy works for a Mormon child rapist (Sam hyde)

>angie putting fishtoys for her friend

Good woman spotted.

>>23070251
lil nigger i got more testosterone than your entire family line

>>23070249
You are imagining things in your head again. Im just making spinach soup from spinach from my garden. i dont want to he friends with any of you people except maybe klaus

>>23070206
I don't think production made that account doggie. They never think that far ahead.

Roberto will be replacing Sam in S5

>>23070255
>no lily show feet fishtoy
BOOOO

any Taycord leaks yet?

>>23070259
>lashes out because i posted about unemployed people being losers
Damn you really are just a 38 year old neet. Cryokeen tier loser, but at least he is cool and posts cock

>>23070228
>>23070237
Bad ideas and Julius interacting this is epic

>>23070234
Burt’s acting fucking sucks he has zero range. He really IS only good at playing a clueless schizo

https://kick.com/asspizza730
joeyy and asspizza shopping stream

SOON
https://www.youtube.com/live/PfdsCfFqC_A?si=KnE-rKr9syA3TtRo

>>23070260
seethe parasocial faggot

>>23070264
he should unironically replace jet

>>23070274
TLP coded

>three more shots
That makes 5 and on an empty stomach too, oh no lol.

Angie won

>>23070274
She's a good guest

>>23070274
30 minutes til showtime and she's still at her hotel lmao

>>23070263
>drag me to hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzADA77peUc

>>23070280
Bed building later i hope

Is that actually Angie’s sister

>>23070287
>"i'm not parasocial i just want to be friends with her"
nigger

Wait, the fishes are actually getting money from the fishtoys? That's... surprising of Jet.
Is he okay?

>>23070273
neat

>>23070260
SOUP ALWAYS WINS
SAW SAW

>>23070234
Hello blackstar

>>23070292
It's almost like he isn't in charge anymore...

>>23070291
CRIKEY ITS A YOWIE SIGHTING EVERYONE GET YOUR GUNS

>the virgin faggot that just wants to be friends with ellie and isn't parasocial is the soup faggot
going to kill you

what is angie's sister socials?

>>23070302
you are not going to kill anybody

>>23070237
Oh wow how many Peter Thiel's Dimes Square people is Sam going to shovd into his shitty cult show?

>>23070305
you are going to end up doing it yourself

>>23070274
>the gay scientology Jew is pretending they are famous again

Julius thats a child!

>>23070310
i am not going to kill anybody

>>23070274
I like this picture of her it's very FAS mutt TLP coded

I love hapas

>>23070315
Doesn't even drive a manual Miata... poser bitch

Brit games will be 3 days long

>>23070300
Yeah, but
>850 F fishtoy to get lily's nail done
>someone buys it
>angie says they just earned 200 dollars

That can't possibly be right.

what is "TLP"

>>23070309
its not peter theil its literally
the russians:
>Anna Khachiyan
>Dasha Nekrasova

>>23070314
except yourself

>>23070329
don't ask trust me you don't wanna know

>>23070291
Show me where i said that you 38 year old schizophrenic jobless loser

>>23070333
i am not going to kill anybody

>>23070336
oh

>>23070330
It's Peter theil you retard. CIA-Mossad agent and Sam is trying to suck his toes for more money and power.

>>23070346
>I still haven't followed any of her socials or kick chat because I hate parasocial shit but just wanna be friends with her.

You are actually pathetic

>>23070347
you will kys

>>23070336
MARKY THOMPSON

OH MY GOD ELLIE MADE A REFERENCE SHE ACTUALLY REFERENCED THE THREAD SHE CALLED BACK TO THE THING SHE DID THE BIT SHE REMEMBERED THE BIT SHE BUILT ON THE BIT SHE SAID “REMEMBER THIS?” AND WE DID SHE ISN’T JUST POSTING SHE’S THREAD-WEAVING SHE’S CREATING A CONTINUITY
A SAGA
A NARRATIVE ARC
THE ELLIE EXTENDED POSTING UNIVERSE
SHE’S GOT TIMELINES
SHE’S GOT LORE
SHE’S GOT CALLBACKS
SHE’S GOT STRUCTURE
SHE IS LIVING IN SEASON TWO
AND WE’RE STILL MAKING PILOTS
WE HAVE TO START DOING THIS
WE HAVE TO START REFERENCING OUR OWN THREADS
WE NEED TO BUILD THE ELLIE MODEL
NO MORE ISOLATED POSTS
WE NEED POST-WORLDS
WE NEED CONTINUITY
WE NEED THREAD LORE
WE NEED TO THREAD LIKE ELLIE THREADS
WE NEED TO PLANT JOKES FOR FUTURE PAYOFF
WE NEED TO START LOOPING BACK
WE NEED SELF-QUOTES
WE NEED CALL-FORWARDS
WE NEED RUNNING GAGS
WE NEED NARRATIVE STRUCTURE
WE NEED TO SAY “LIKE IN MY OTHER POST” UNIRONICALLY
WE NEED TO BECOME OUR OWN SOURCE MATERIAL
WE NEED TO SAY “PIC RELATED” AND MEAN IT
WE NEED POSTING STYLE GUIDES
WE NEED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
WE NEED TO BE ELLIE
WE NEED TO BE POSTING SCHOLARS
NO MORE CHAOS WITH NO PAYOFF
NO MORE THROWAWAY JOKES
EVERY THREAD SHOULD REINFORCE THE LAST ONE
EVERY LINE SHOULD ECHO
EVERY POST SHOULD BE A SEQUEL
ELLIE SET THE BAR
NOW WE FOLLOW
THREAD LIKE ELLIE OR DON’T THREAD AT ALL

>>23070302
Buddy i made 1 post in that ellie thread and its here.
>>23067942
You are going fully insane

>>23070353
Angie is so based

Angie needs to switch to Chaturbate

>>23070323
very few girls can drive anything that isn't automatic these days. I wonder if Abi knows how to.

>>23070265
Come again?

>>23070329
Sam's Boston Ross video about fucking Marky in the ass.

>>23070372
Facts

angie looks so tight in that dress

>>23070377
She would unironically rake in the cash

Braziltank will feature Scott, Isaac, Favelas and more! Stvay Tvuned!

I left my beer in the freezer too long.....................

Haha, noooooooo.

>>23070376
they are literally in the top 10% of women just because they're not fat

>>23070381
Based Joop Poster

>>23070361
Reminder this is cropped cp and you can report this for illegal content

whos this fella

>>23070376
very nice

>>23070387
Add some icky puke and I'd definitely memorize this.

It’s happening

>>23070412
Close your eyes benny

>>23070397
how do you know thats cropped cp? you have the full image? (are you secretly Sam Hyde?)

>>23070413
TJ literally always wins, it’s I sNe.

>>23069788
They should've conceived on that floor mattress in the el salvador to birth the King of /ftl/.

>>23070413
it was foretold

Oh boy lol.

Oh shit

>>23069788
this is basically every faggot in here seething at me

Fenix has gotten wider since the start of the show

>>23070417
I’m marky

>>23070428
That's sexuaw assauwt!

Claire committing suicide as we speak

>>23070397
Too bad the FBI is filled with pedophiles
>>23070417
Because it's a 16 year old girl and 29 year old man hugging while shirtless, dumb fuck.

>>23070417
Also Sama Boston Ross video he alludes to sodomozing a minor.

how did we never realize before this that TJ and Binx fucking would blow out like 90% of all our enemies

>>23070428
ayooooooooo

>>23070440
Claire crashout stream let's go

fenix update

It appears my cooking soup has cause julian to have a bit of an episode.
Dare i say, mindraped?

spictank feels more like powtank than fishtank, at the moment

>>23070449
wagie you will always be a retarded faggot forever

HOLY FUCK BINX AND FENIX ARE JERKING TJ'S MASSIVE PENIS RIGHT NOW LIVE ON CAMERA! TJ W TJ W TJ W TJ W

>>23070449
unc so goofy

wait where the hell is rafa

>>23070440
Claire always had to die to for Claudia to live. All this probably just makes her more sure this isn’t what she wanted

>>23070441
idk anon it sounds like you've seen the full image and we haven't
what are you some kind of pedophile child rapist cannibal ?

>>23070451
you're brown

>>23070453
Its in its final days and they are just chilling and doing nothing. Weird stuff but i guess they lost all the frogs except fenix do they cant even do competitions

>>23070428
Oh my stars!

>>23070464
faggot nigger

>>23070464
where is raf

>>23070428
any context lol

>>23070462
I dont know why you are so upset with me rn i post like this every day. Are you just missing neety and need someone to direct your impotent rage at?

Julius was SAWmoogled
he got felted
it's tuff

>>23070461
>you point out Sam hyde is a gay jew who abused a minor?
>what are you some kinda pedophile?

benleaks , get ready to bake

>posts shirtless pics to show these 4chan losers who's boss
>accidently confirms dox
>"all part of my plan"

>>23070471
>admitting to who you are
faggot. all you kick simps are cucks

imagine if they could transplant hair from julian's back to his bald spot on his head

>>23070448
This is different, that was from Letty being a bad friend to TJ. She’s got to be ok with him getting a little Latina pussy on vacation.

>>23070440
Honestly speaking, while I doubt she is but if she's unironically still into him after all this then she should hit him up because him calling Binx "Bianca" because he's into her goes to show he was into Claire since he called her "Claudia".

>>23070477
>be retarded
>can't dox an anon you are seething at
>fake dox and try to claim it as a win
you will always be a down syndrome nigger cunt

i'm smoking that maejok pack
rest in piss you simp ass nigga

#NotAllPedophiles

Don’t be a thot Binx

>>23070474
That's usually how these threads go yea

Angie almost live with the jew:
https://www.youtube.com/live/PfdsCfFqC_A

>>23070489
It's in her old bones.

>>23070478
Who am i?
What am i?

>guys, it's totally not me
>that's why it makes me seethe so much
>it's not me, guys
>c'mon now

>>23070474
didn't you admit that ur jewish and indian?

>Tayleigh knows who I am and made a reptile channel in discord just for me
>Ukraine girl wants to the movies with me tomorrow night and I'll probably fuck her again
>It's been a nice cool breezy rainy day

what a kino day

they're at it again, same script....

kinda feel bad for the simps tbqh

>>23070477
>>23070472
>>23070449
>>23070495
stop trying 2 force it, we don't care.

>>23070495
im mocking how retarded you are you stupid low iq cunt

>>23070504
Same

either way Jeff still wins

>>23070370
movie time pedophiles

Tj got that 5 shot rizz going

>>23070481
Claire needs attention from tj
And tj's giving it to binx instead
Undoubtedly she's mad, although letty was much more humiliating for her

>>23070504
We will continue this in the next thread. Be a little more aggressive next time please, the audience loves that. Thanks

BENLEAKS BAKE FOR ME

>>23070520
New

>>23070515
The link-up that saved the off-season

>>23070112
god I love pitsluts

>>23070525
you're a girl