Knight Sam edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- TJ and Binx damn near had SEX last night! https://x.com/HeartTank64/status/1953869557975986322 (embed)
-- Mizzy is streaming with IAN tonight! Stop by and let him know how much he's LOVED and appreciated! https://kick.com/lifeismizzy
-- Sorry, no Josie stream today! She's going to a FURRY RAPE party tonight and can't be late!
-- Some DAFT GEEZER keeps spamming irrelevant asian SLAGS in this thread! I hope this WANKING PLONKER gets banned!
-- Angelina doesn't know SHIT you fucking retards! She can't "confirm" anything! There is no "streamer house" and Fishtank will return stronger than ever!
-- Dave "Hideous Jew" Portnoy is the latest to RIPOFF Fishtank! https://www.instagram.com/barstoolbeachhouse
-- Ice Poseidon's Scavenger Hunt has begun! I think Paul lied and Nina isn't actually doing it. SORRY! https://kick.com/category/scavenger-hunt
-- I ordered a pizza and they gave me THIN CRUST when I wanted hand-tossed! Who the fuck would order LESS FOOD for the same price? It's hard like a cracker, too! Even the so-called BREADSTICKS are just a meager disc of dough cut into strips! Thin crust is BULLSHIT! I want DOUGH!
-- POLL: Do you like Fishtank? https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kJ1E4go
>Watch here:https://fishtank.live
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive
Where's the ice cream in this joint?
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>>23077634
I just hope that ellie is having a delightful day
Jin is LIVE
https://kick.com/big-gregg
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Why no Nina for Sacavenger Hunt?
>>23078597too late by now probably
WHERE IS LETTY I WAS TOLD SHE WOULD BE HUNTING
>>23078892Erm I would blast that gook face with my fucjing cum
>Another TJ monologue
what a great night
that's so kaw
>>23078888who?
she looks like a cowgirl here
>>23078888Oh lol, do you have what randomfrog said as well?
letty is dead. she died. she died okay. that's why shes not there. because she's dead. dead girl alert.
>>23078891SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
https://youtu.be/9uTwHrnDvOc
>>23078896Letty? Oh, she became the Hunted.
She got chopped up into 9 pieces and turned into delicious Maple Stew.
this new gpt 5 model is insanely good
>>23078921TJ needs to create more Alters or himself to survive.
Quick, somebody purchuse the Rapidium SpicToy for by Boi TJ!
>>23078922I have that stupid song stuck in my head now
>>23078919Hungry Games was so kino
Jon trying to save Letty from the Koreans was funny
This deadmen guy is cool. Only one producing any kind of content on this show.
>>23078926heres a new song to detox that pesky earworm
>>23078888quads confirm this faggot is taking a long walk off a short cliff and we'll all be better off for it. i don't know the guy Ariel murdered but if he was like this, i thank her for doing it.
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>>23078914randomfrog update
>>23078888feyguardian is literally one of you guys LMAO
>>23078924he needs to become asexual
no more r34 horse porn or mulatto onlyfan girls
Taylor was a good woman she didn't deserve that you la Cucaracha lubricante !!!
wish i could view some cryocock rn fr fr
>>23078942>TJ ate the snack I sent
>What is next?
>TJellie
or
>TAgnJ
>>23078942>TJ ate the snack I sent
>>23078942>ProfessionalE girlKek the Binxfags are fucking insane she is in her mid 30s for fucksake.
I'm a watermelon slammed into your driveway
Crack me open, so I feel the air inside me
Like a tongue, tongue
In my ear drum, dum-dum
Music boyfriend, I'm your yum-yum
Call me and I'll come
Fuck the rest of 'em
Fuck 'em all
Fuck 'em all but us
>>23078937Andrew/deject? He wasn't so bad I don't think
Treefingers/Florida Man is a lot more mentally ill
>>23078952That's how hard I laugh at my friends jokes when I don't have any money for beer
>>23078906Alex Stein is 10 years older than me but I look 10 years older than him. It's over
>>23078953she must maintain purity
What does Summer think about gorilla nest? I can't chat to her because Twitch won't let me verify my account.
making fun of guys that sound exactly like you is kinda weird
>>23078942Thanks man and getting Elliesimp vibes from this fag.
>>23078942>tj if you aren't autistic you are a fully blown retardlmao based simp
>>23078948Let's think international how about an aussietank spin off then we can get TJench benji would get behind that.
>>23078964smartass showing off that he knows how to use a lighter
>>23078965Only Jewlius and kLaus sound like that and we hate those stupid faggots too
>>23078969dude thats benleaks bro
>>23078942>Don't sit on his lap, be mindful of your audience, us simps don't want to see that shit.
>>23078948>>23078970Direnc is the only season 4 girl he follows on instagram.
>>23078969the new PowEnvy Emo Rock/Rap EP
>>23078969Benleaks always gets really into the musical projects of Fishtank producers and their friends
greg and jobe are watching spy kids and showing each other their feet
>>23078965none of us sound like that
>>23078979Did Claire produce any of it?
>>23078961She got finger banged on the tank and the lie detector proved she was a whore lol
>>23078964did him and sloth break up?
note for later: a twink goblin named cumgurgle
I don't think a fish tank show would ever work in aus, the police wouldnt allow it
they are extremely uptight
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Teej struggling to realize his and other Americans life’s are soulless because they spent a decade+ of their youth being an alcoholic stoner instead of getting a single real skill
>>23078970>He must explore the world>it has been professed
The only entertaining part of Mexitank is the relationship between binx & TJ, can a paypig tts binx saying fuck the simps or gaslighting tts to get with lubecooch
>>23078922finally some good fucking ai
>>23078983sick of being lied to on 4chan, of all places
>>23078986they just made a video queer baiting today where sloth says "don't tell my girlfriend" before they "kiss"
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNHlE4lxWIV/?igsh=bXFreW4zZ3R6Yzh0
>>23078995why do i click on this shit
She thinks she missed the train to Mars, she's out back counting stars
She thinks she missed the train to Mars, she's out back counting stars
She's not at work, she's not at school
She's not in bed, I think I finally broke her
I bring her home everything I want, and nothing that she needs
I thought she'd be there holding daisies, she always waits for me
She thinks she missed the train to Mars, she's out back counting stars
I found her out back sitting naked looking up and looking dead
A crumpled yellow piece of paper, with seven nines and tens
I thought she'd be there holding daisies, she always waits for me
She thinks she missed the train to Mars, she's out back counting stars
I thought you'd be there holding daisies, you always wait for me
She thinks she missed the train to Mars, she's out back counting stars
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>>23079000ellie simps that aren't norwegian aren't human or real posters, so they don't count
I just wish Kato's boyfriend would die
>>23079006>>23078970nontent turk roach
angie won the long game
PowEnvy: Reckless Review
You can Tell Jacob listened 2 lots of LiL Peep and Wicca Phase Springs Eternal / Tigers Jaw 2 prepare 4 this album but he really fails at capturing that emo or rock sound he's going for on any song I'd have 2 give this a light 3 with really no redeeming qualities for me
>>23078973sound like what
>>23078922the fuck are you supposed to do with this
Tj is a whiney loser.
He needs his ass beat
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TJ is fired up i hope he get a few shots and goes full Leland
>it's my fucking show now...
>>23078967>>23078965>>23078958>>23078943>>23079000>>23079018Why do you fucking faggots fill every thread with pictures of irrelevant off-topic e-whores
>>23079010the norwegian simp is a bit bitchy
>>23079015Based he sux
>>23079020Based he sux
>>23079017Just make your own music
>>23079012did it sound like it was going to be good or something
>>23079012I only watch because Jacob and sloth are low key a cute couple
>>23079023>can't brush his teeth
>>23079024>irrelevant off-topic e-whoreshe doesnt know, dont tell him
This faggot ruined World Peace 2 and he doesn't even know what "MDE" is
https://x.com/BeNice2MeProd/status/1954036875540480313
Million Dollar Extreme is a group of people, the sketch show is called World Peace / Extreme Peace
There is no such thing as "MDE 3" you JEW
>>23079022They need 2 get him a bottle of everclear
>>23079024they're not irrelevant or off topic I made them canon I'm the ace lore master
>>23079036There's nothing I don't know, fuck you and your worthless posts
>>23079024they're nontent consumers
>>23079031i was not prepared for the baby voice
>>23079047the brits a schizoid dont feed him
>>23079040Are you retarded
Scott should really get TJ on the Scottcast after this
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>No one
>Nobody
>Nothing
>Everybody
>Evertything
There isn’t a single bit of non black and white thinking in this kwab’s remaining brain cells
>>23079069You wouldn't get it
>>23079069Who are you talking about?
why does so much "internet culture" seem like it comes from upper middle class new yorker brats trying to emulate middle aged epstein/conspiracy cabals
Is this how these baby cults first form
>>23079052>used my screenshot as OPBased.
>>23079059Would be funny.
>>23079080yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xghrBJOaJQY
>>23079041>binx starts grilling him about Claire>fenix has to spend the night caring for himTime is a flat circle. Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again forever.
TJ said america is dying then broke a table
>>23079087>>binx starts grilling him about Clairewhy hasn’t this happened yet? she reads the threads
>>23079084this shit has been going on for 20 years, i remember encountering people like this back then and they were exactly the same as people now that werent even born yet.
Its a cargo cult
>>23079093>TJ for perisdent
TJ hasn't got drunk enough 2 respond 2 the tts noise with "what" or "what do you have 2 say" like powtank
>>23079100Because she's nicer than Letty I guess?
>>23079093He was full of righteous rage. Roberto and the rest of production coming in there to help him smash it was great.
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>>23079106buy him a shot then
>>23079100after I sent a tts pretending 2 be Claire she said "she hates me right" then tried 2 go in 2 something about her before tj left 2 confessional, If you mention claire near binx she'll say something abt claire not liking her
>>23079112feel like getting binx in on it is the right angle
>>23079111latin american spin on neptunian imagery in this shot
>>23079112Well, everything is all about her.
Oops I fucked that one up my b
O yeah we are getting drunk TJtent kino inbound
based roberto fueling TJ's righteous fury
>>23079122you couldn't pick a better pfp?
>>23079024emiru isnt irrelevant but im not sure. it doesnt bother me tho
>>23079131Was it his face
>>23079108Grrr
>>23079131I was thinking about changing it earlier
>>23079135it was the one from 5 years ago with the face score app lol
>when I pull the bitch by breaking a random table and not my patriotic speech about the tragic decline of my home
pathetic
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Its the "Binx gives confusing signals to drunk TJ" episode
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ellie went viral
>ignores the tts and doesn't tell tj no touch
>>23079145lol what site is this
>>23079144Isn't that every episode since she got there?
>>23079139>be more confident bro>article about a lady hugging the guy who shot at her>shows chad shooting a gun at a girl with heart eyes
>>23079149erome. username - eleanorsbiggestfan
>>23079147being a streamer is really embarrassing
TJ and binx are totally gonna hook up when the show ends
>>23079149noo i remember her. what happened
>>23079159yeah bro for sure
>>23079145she do be going kinda viral
>>23079145happy for ellie
This note makes me realize Binx simps are the most pathetic simps of all. I even have more respect for Ellie pedos than this.
Simps angwy. Must defend mommy
>>23079159doesn't binx live with some older sugar daddy guy or was that debunked. I just assumed that was why shes always been flirty but standoffish with men.
binx simps are defo indian/non-white
>>23079183she was fucking some rich music producer bf but he doesn't look that old
he's the one that got her the beach front condo
>>23079184simps are always ambiguously brown looking mystery meat and fat
>>23079183Probably another Isaac situation
Selfie with the beautiful Kimmee
Yeah they Miami condo is still in his name I think
I hate Ice Poseidon so fucking much
>>23079194anyone have the before and after pic of kimmee's nose job? that always gives me a real hoot
I just want another hunger games that was kino
>>23079203Hungry Games was worthless dogshit
>>23079186I thought she lived with him, if he bought her a condo just for her thats insane
>>23079197>>23079208You just KNOW this guy was trying to force the whole wheels on the bus jokerposting while we were all enjoying Paul's event
>trauma bonds with you on stream
>fucks you when cams are off
this nigga is still fucking live
>the binx simp sending sfx 2 try and ruin the conversation
>>23079216TJ is an enigma
>>23079213No idea what you're talking about
>we were all enjoying Paul's eventNo you weren't, the cams didn't even work most of the time, everyone was just sitting around doing nothing, and everyone other than Nina was totally humorless and braindead just like Ice Poseidon's audience (you)
>>23079220they are talking over them, must suck
>>23079216how low does your iq need to be have the tj effect with women?
where they all treat you like a harmless retard and then inevitably getting emotionally attached
>>23079224 >Gary getting tear gassed and attacking the ATV
>Multiple people dying instantly just from running>The fat black kid talking shit to ice all night and then hiding in the toilet ranting about banana pudding>Like 20 people having heat strokes on day 2>All of the badass black rifle coffee bourbon and bacon marines quitting because it was too hot and their feet hurt>The guy in the tower fighting people off with a chair>Letty being captured by Koreans>WUN WETTY WUN>Gewn magdumping his team mate doctor beetle just because he was annoying>Gewn taking Jon and Letty under his wing and protecting them>Gewn's 300 style last stand>Jon chimping out and getting clotheslined>Jon having an autistic showdown with Ice>Rampage Jackson>G7 mindset>Helicopter>Eli going rogue and hiding in the woods>Crazy Vietnam vet Ace>Skinwalker Shoovy>EBZ getting kidnapped and dumped at the far end of the map>EBZ getting attacked while he was stumbling through a field looking for chicken wings>Half naked girls constantly in frame>Tying Shoovy to the tree>The meth mouth guy>Actionman being high on like 20 different substances at once>Actionman almost getting heemed because he was attacking the F3 energy owner>Homeless getting lost in the woods multiple times and almost dying>Koreans meeting cows>Chicken Andy boxing>Chicken Andy walking into the sunset listening to fortunate son>Koreans Getting drunk>Tazo needs a medic>Illegal aliens on the property Embarrassing seether - Jet clearly isn't sending his best
>>23079230is this retard retarded?
>>23079229Your Asexual, you just have to be somewhat interested in what they say, push back on what they say a little bit, and be a little vulnerable. its not hard unless your obese. be like TJ
>>23079232actionman is canon in fishtank lore
if yk yk
Damn, that had TJ laughing.
>>23079230>he doesn't know
>>23079232Hunger Games was pure fucking kino
Few threads ago a retard was saying Letty was the only relevant thing about it, absolutely delusional
WTFFF I LOVE BJ NOW EVEN AB IS SEETHING
what the FUCK is her problem?
remember when nostalgia critic confirmed ellie’s legal age
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>Hey T J, at least Taylor had working ovaries, this haggard bitch probably cant even ride dick with her old vegan hips.
>>23079247God i fucking hate ab
>>23079247TJ makes 'em seethe.
>>23079211I think they used to maybe
Not sure
>>23079161Idk
>>23079247>>23079248Imagine season 2 episodes without this dyke
Don't these idiots realize that the weird simp messages and the criticism like AB, this will only push them together? Because this is how you get TJinx in real life, not just the afterparty.
>>23079232>list of uninteresting thingsYes, I agree
>cuts out your victory speech
First we'll sneak in slowly through a window in the back of TJ's house during the night and silently kill each inhabitant without waking him
After the house is cleared we'll tie him up and gag him and then torture him for hours in all sorts of different ways while we show him screen caps from El Estanque and ask him if he really thought this was all worth it
Then once we finally get bored of watching him suffer and beg for mercy we will take off and leave him there, still tied up, to escape by himself and force him to live the rest of his life with a pepe tattoo on his forehead so that every time he looks in the mirror he'll think of us
can we get a sharpfart update?
>>23079259TJ always wins
>TJAW
AB
Bacon glued on xer skin
12 starving cane corso
is AB mad because people care about tj and binx more than the final 2? what exactly is her endgame here, is she mad that tj is popular
>>23079264Still simping, same as ever
>>23079232it was kino
only Jet and his shills hated it lol they got felted/moogled
>>23079247>>23079248This is factual though. You're fags for simping for an autistic virgin retard
Binx objections to having kids
>they are expensive
>no grandparents to drop them off at
She’s so traumatized by her dad and family she can’t comprehend dad’s can make money and have functioning extended family that could help with childcare
is there still a binxcord?
>>23079273>Is AB mad>season 2 episodes exist
>>23079023Wow I cant believe this is unedited
>>23079239Dis nigga is NOT asexual
>>23079279found the tjseether
>>23079273I can't wait for the ab edit of spictank to conveniently edit out TJ entirely.
>>23079273She's still mad he won and not Tayleigh I guess.
>>23079279how is it their fault that el estanque cant keep their cast members
>>23079247>>23079248lmao
>hate hate hate hate hate!
>>23079280what did her dad do?
>TJ is nontent!
>TJ is too content, he's sucking the air out of the show! Let the other contestants have a turn!
>>23079279TJ is smarter than you and gets laid more
>>23079292Party rocking and didn't say sorry
>>23079297That's cool.
What about you though? How often do you get laid?
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deadhanded lost his mod and is crashing the fuck out now lol
>>23079280>no grandparents to drop them off atlol how does she know her man won't have family to baby sit once in a while?
>>23079292I don’t remember. Something like die of alcoholism when she was like 10? Binx niggers will correct me
>>23079297Nah and he can only pull ftl orbiters. Pathetic simp
streamstars isnt gonna work again, losers know they got duped, nobody remembers that faggot who destroyed his house
>>23079273it’s a weak comparison because fenix won days ago so the frogs have nothing to do. there’s no big fight happening
>>23079308>pull ftl orbitersand he drops the ball on that too
>>23079297>Tj is a genius/pimpthe glazing is getting out of control let's dial it back a bit snoop dee oh double geez
>>23079309paypigs are still spending retarded amounts of money on this site daily
>>23079308TJ is fishtank, better learn now.
damn bro, we really missed out on a stellar spictank conclusion
it was gonna go balls to the wall until these two american faggots showed up
>>23078597Too busy scavenging for drugs and gooning girls ass to ass
>>23079328TJ saved Fishtank, and all other subsidiaries.
>>23079334>Seth rapping right nowwhere?
>>23079331sounds like me before my asexual sobriety
lol tonight’s big activity: cake
Final cell challenge tomorrow afternoon
>>23079357what do mean TJ is drunk, thats a big activity
>>23079326noo the one u posted,,
Binx definitely wins the cake challenge
>>23079364NOOOO HE'S BEING TO ENTERTAINING WE NEED 2 TALK ABT FENIX AND JEFF DOING NOTHING AND NOT HIM
>>23079367Sammynoodlesoup
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>>23079357They sleep all day.
Do they have to stay up all that time or they are going to wake them up or wait until later in the evening when they wake up on their own?
El Estanque being more professional than season 4 is insane
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>>23079364pretending what tj is doing isn't interesting even though it increased the viewership and made you seethe enough 2 start sending tts, he basically won el estanque
>>23079369EVERY SINGLE TIME
So they slept all day and now have a cake and will most likely save themself for that despite TJ getting hype?
>>23079380Me too is he even in the tank anymore
>>23079364Ranting about America being in decay then getting mad at a table was decent content desu
>>23079368>>23079375>hag dumpy got me actin' UP
>>23079392thought that was tay for a second
>>23079392>>23079388this says a lot about American society currently
>>23079404we all stopped talking abt her and started talking abt tj,binx,and claire
>>23079381>spitting and drooling all over the floors and himself>alphawow he's just like Sam Hyde that's so cool
>>23079407bake so i can post more TJ
why cant they start the cell now?
>>23079247>>23079248i want to slaughter this fat bitch
