I hate this table edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- TJ and Binx damn near had SEX last night! https://x.com/HeartTank64/status/1953869557975986322 (embed)
-- Mizzy is streaming with IAN tonight! Stop by and let him know how much he's LOVED and appreciated! https://kick.com/lifeismizzy
-- Sorry, no Josie stream today! She's going to a FURRY RAPE party tonight and can't be late!
-- Some DAFT GEEZER keeps spamming irrelevant asian SLAGS in this thread! I hope this WANKING PLONKER gets banned!
-- Angelina doesn't know SHIT you fucking retards! She can't "confirm" anything! There is no "streamer house" and Fishtank will return stronger than ever!
-- Dave "Hideous Jew" Portnoy is the latest to RIPOFF Fishtank! https://www.instagram.com/barstoolbeachhouse
-- Ice Poseidon's Scavenger Hunt has begun! I think Paul lied and Nina isn't actually doing it. SORRY! https://kick.com/category/scavenger-hunt
-- I ordered a pizza and they gave me THIN CRUST when I wanted hand-tossed! Who the fuck would order LESS FOOD for the same price? It's hard like a cracker, too! Even the so-called BREADSTICKS are just a meager disc of dough cut into strips! Thin crust is BULLSHIT! I want DOUGH!
-- POLL: Do you like Fishtank? https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kJ1E4go

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Where's the ice cream in this joint?

Previous: >>23078176

tjseethers out

more TJ inbound

Goddamnit I fucking miss Claire
Can a nigger get a Kathy Rain 2 Soothsayer conclusion stream?

>>23079425
Jajajajajaja!
Lube Cooch va a perder la competencia otra vez!
Jajajajajaja!

>>23079428

>>23079425
The TJmaxxer and Scotty rocker alliance running wild ooooo yeah

>>23079425

>Did TJ seethers take their meds todaay

We have to enjoy the TJ kino while we can because he'll be gone for at least a couple of months

>>23079433
I have a Job, Bc i haven't neglected posting TJs

>>23079430
Claire is cheating on us with Isaac again

ellie

>>23079442
I expect a future collaboration with binx after el estanque or a stream, he streamed after powtank

>>23079443

>>23079443
crange

>>23079449
and maybe episode 2

>>23079443
posting this just before school starts like its some sort of brag. this bitch

been watching from day one on the site, premium pass holder over there still
this was fun and insane the whole time
i know yall hate tj but he walked almost every person in the house

>>23079443
>Gigi saw this
Ellie why do you put your family through this

>>23079456
she's going to have so many cool stories to tell her friends about her summer vacation now

>>23079455
This is what we all want actually, I'd take a claire podcast 2 with tj over a tj stream

>>23079449
he'll do a couple streams and then radio silent again afterwards

Crazy to think this year's TJ content started with a Claire podcast and ended up with him in yet another spinoff.in el salvador.

>>23079443
the things pick mes do 4 attention from here is sad

>>23079443
why do guys watch other guys cum on phones

>then they all started doing tributes to get her attention
>IM DEAD *skull emoji*

>>23079465
you're one to talk

>>23079455
you need to let it go

>>23079464
its hard work keeping the show going, Jet should thank him

>>23079464
he keeps the lights on 4 this show

Roberto just chucked a condom in the confessional and said you know what to do kek

>>23079472
never

>>23079442
Binx stream afterwards is a guarantee but yeah afterwards he'll probably go ghost again for months, maybe pop in during another off-season show.

>>23079467
no idea even before I was asexual I never did that
I did make a trib for an ex one time haha hehe jaja

he he i got it taken down

>>23079443
not real

>>23079473
>>23079475
True

>>23079443
Hopefully Gigi can still save her from this grim, desolate path. Reposting that vile shit is just gross even when censored.

>>23079486
It was, got deleted because she didn't censor the profile pic dick I assume

tj x claire is going to happen whether you fricks like it or not

>>23079485
based

>>23079486
it was

>>23079487
Should have made the call

>>23079491
someone had 2 say it

>>23079460
>ellie giving the wagie julian lore to her school counselor

>>23079491
He's too good for her

>>23079477
At Lubricante Cucaracha? he doesn't know what to do

what has estanque become

>>23079477
Why would he need a condom, binx has expired eggs

ellie is going to get her account nuked

>>23079498
lol
>>23079501
ace emi's hyps are hypnotizing

>>23079491
It might not be the best course of action but it is the funniest.

>>23079509
Facts lol

she likely got a warning or a temp ban for posting sexual content
mogged

>>23079509
she's only 33 I bet I could get her pregnant in couple weeks

>>23079510
>ellie posting sonnenrad edits of herself and uncensored cum tributes

camera down for anyone else?

>>23079518
nah bruv

TJinx are fucking

>>23079529
they are back

Summer has a paid discord?

ngl this pretty good.

whats funnier
beej or tjinx?

>TJ is horse pouncing drunk, this is going to get so mcuh better

>>23079542
BJ is funnier but TJinx rolls off the tongue really well.

and they're dancing together lol

I just hope that ellie is having a wonderful day

TJ won

reminder

they are holding hands, gtf in here

I have something to admit... I have the AI slop Angelina simp song stuck in my head

Remind anyone of new year?

>>23079491
lol no

>Another off season
>another simp army slain
>TJ unmatched

TJ saves fishtank again, but at least it is finally not at the cost of being raped. Canonical end of Fishtank.

kino

>looks at your nudes and then watches norway's video about you seething
love this retarded jew

summoning cole with this thread

Their chemistry is unmatched. Could it really be real?

They're so happy.

binx simps, your response?

>>23079565
dont speak to soon, TJ must be raped for it to be a good season

maejok wept

leadeater always has to fuck up the vibe instead of making it better lol, typical woman

Emirufaggot is worse than Julius or Klaus

>>23079578
Leadeater is a woman? I wouldn't have expected with a name like that.

kek, this song.

>>23079580
Let me guess a fat Jimmy fangirl?

>>23079491
Even if it takes 2 divorces and 20 more years, it's happening. Sneed knows.

>>23079579
Oh, are you a part of the Poki squad?

>>23079584
We've heard word from people who've seen her face that she's hot but I'm suspicious.

i'm eating fish fingers and gourmet deli style fries while watching TJ and binx fall in love.

>TJ needs more shots

binx spent 33 years eating nothing but beans, sculpting the perfect body for tj to ravage
and all binx simps can do is watch

>>23079598
noice

Really missing a trick by not introducing karaoke

>>23079535
Yeah you gotta sub to her kofi for the invite

Based Jeff.

seth watching gore rn

Jeff is loving it

After discovering The Beautiful Feef I now understand Benleaks and his Direnc simping

i can't hold a fart in forever guys...

He much does binx hate mopey circle walking at parties Tj? She said one of her pet peeves was a bf that can’t independently have fun at social gatherings

Wonder if he will find the condom.

>>23079568
KEK

>>23079617
*how much

>>23079618
Hiked up old man pants
Maybe they are match after all

Broooooooo, why didn't you get behind her....

lmao
If your pussy isn't dry after that...

KEK

tj mogging the tank again, as usual

Hope smoke team is next

Was that ellie screenshot of the tribute page really real?

Watermellie

what difference would it make if its real or not?

Song called im gay was this Claire's plan all along?

Imagine one of Ellie's classmates showed one of her tributes in class

Beej ain’t happening niggers. Tj is a boy. Not a real man when it counts. Taylor knew it too

TJ, c'mon bro.

LOL did you SEE that?

>thank you lanlak!
>aww thanks eveener
>*gasp* omg shaggy! Goodmorning!

Who am I missing?

OH MY GOD he did NOT just say that

>>23079638
If she's willing to post about it on her Insta, she'll probably be the one to show it in class.

>>23079645
What?

>>23079556
It's a good song for AI slop

damn that was something!

for the untrained eye, what tj is doing is called the white man dance
its incredibly effective in attracting latinas and setting the mood

LOL what a moment

Anyone else on the fucking edge tonight

oh that was cool

It would be funny if she slipped on that paper and TJ fulfilled the command of killing Binx.

>>23079654
Avant garde some might say

>>23079578
Lewd Emi Nylon Foot
>>23079579
Ace Emi is canyon (ty cole)

nice but why did she do that?

Oh shit! Look!

wow really? damn

>>23079586
Based Poki is Ace too I think

>>23079664
yes, it takes years to master that move
tj truly is something else

i cant believe she just said that

>>23079613
Im like into feef type shit

Peak white people dancing right now, made Ben proud I'm sure.

haha but now this is happening!

Does she have bare ass on the counter?

damn that was rough but at least she said what she said

lol

>>23079666
>>23079669
>>23079672
>>23079675
>>23079682

>>23079682
I have a feeling this guy might not actually be watching anything rn. Just a hunch

post binx ass

me

>>23079691
thats a nice bush

>>23079691
damn nigga

anyone else do this irl whenever the tts comes on?

TJ must be murder at cluedo

>>23079691
nice

TJ is begging for a condom

Poor teej

>>23079721
reminds me of this

Bro, she's actually horny.

>>23079723
lol

thoughts?

the season 4 cell was so worthless

>>23079721
might be too soon for that...

Will binx choose love and life? Or simp bux?

fenix gave TJ the condom

>>23079747
Clearly just to milk tts still it is funny

>Binx shakes her ass
>TJ quickly leaves the room afterwards
KEK and ofc Binx knows this song.

Is estanque finale tonight?

>>23079757
Someone said earlier that it was going to be in the afternoon

>>23079757
Tomorrow, but this is final night of everyone being together so it's now or never.

>>23079757
Tomorrow cell finale

>>23079760
they can easily hang out after the show

>>23079759
Oh word. I've been watching on and off the past few days. Its hard to keep up without a digest or short recaps.
Where did everyone go? Last I knew Josh and Beto got kicked for manhandling Fenix.

>>23079743
majority of it wasnt any worse than previous ones, S3 had a good finale but was boring beyond that. dumping the piss was funny but killed any chance of it lasting much longer than it did. I have to wonder were they ever really taking it seriously though when Bam was planned to arrive the next day

>>23079757
Basically. Tomorrow is some lame final cell challenge that will probably last two hours max. Teej has about an hour or two left tonight to provide us with the real content

trololololololololol
hohohoho

Seems like Bloodgames was everyone but jet and ben coming together and making a labor of love and the wiggers getting mad about it. What I've heard from insiders tells me it's true.

>>23079769
Sara got kicked because she kept setting fires.
Someone said that Raffa went home because of a family emergency.
I can't remember anyone else atm.

Even Roberto is trying to help him.

>>23079762
>>23079773
waiting as long as possible because they know jeff will just give fenix the win after a few hours. they couldve turned it into a 'test fenix on her own' challenge to see if she deserves the win, but seems like theyre just gonna ham it in to avoid more issues before it ends

Fenix apparently was spilling things that Binx told her in private, does anyone know what it was?

>>23079443
what the FUCK is her problem?

TJ GET IN THERE
FUCKING REEEEEEE

>>23079491
claudia is a dead irrelevant dog-faced WHORE

PUTA

>>23079801
Both fatherless and motherless. Sistermommy doesn’t count

>>23079788
Thats a gay reason to kick Sarah. I mean doesn't Jeff win by default then? I thought Fenix was brought back as a freeloader

TJ wld rather talk abt why he doesn't like 100 gecs

>>23079806
I give up lmao.

>>23079805
No. Jeff also left for a day because his toe was broken. It's between those two.

>>23079802
This

does anyone have the start of what fenix is talking abt i know she's talking abt tj and binx

Fenix is questioning beej. Not convinced it is real love. She doesn’t believe because she is an industrial engineer and knows about theece sheet cost benefit analysis is not there

>>23079691
nice. now YOUR turn ellie!

>>23079811
Someone in chat said it was about her simps.

cleej mogs

>>23079809
I missed the jeff toe arc. Thanks
So why isn't teej making a move? I saw the clip of her being asked to sit on his lap and she was practically begging for it

>>23079820
He's a virgin retard

>>23079820
And from what I remember, she considered it because they offered her a meal. She's been eating one a day and a bunch of baby food.

HM HM HM HMMM

finally let confessional

>>23079828
left*

>>23079823
He cheated on Taylor tho

Fenix looks like Miranda from Lizzie maguire

Based Roberto

Tj is an entitled little shit.
Thinks he is owed a perfect gf without doing shit
Thinks he is owed a perfect America without doing shit
Shithead
Isn’t he a bit like you and me?

they need 2 play bladee 4 tj

>>23079832
I can see it

>>23079836
Did you see him go wild for Jet's song lol?

This is fizzling out they should have just ended it tonight. Wonder why TJ is not drinking.

>>23079835
literally didn't listen to his meijer conversation with binx, this is the opposite of everything he has said.

>>23079841
>>23079835
it probably just clicked in his brain that binx fucking sucks

>>23079841
Those are words. All talk. Consumption and talk. That’s all TJs ever do unless a fire is lit under their ass

>>23079843
Yeah he has checked out he is probably thinking about westeros or sum shit.

>>23079844
stop projecting, thats all TJ seethers ever do.

>>23079793
Whatchu up so late for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA
Hey Yo Ben, here's another proper track and it's BRAT
Watch the Skyper, time to pay the piper
And let that real shit provoke
See, you's a wanna-be boss on NOS
And I hope that your fans understand
when you talk about spraying me
The fishtoys that you wagin' is payin' me
Motherfuck Sam
Motherfuck Jet
Motherfuck MDE
Yo and here comes my left knee
'Cause I'm the P-A-Y-T-ON
And this is the season
To let the real mothafuckin' G's in

Brixton bOOly!

>https://saint2.su/embed/8veWbR4c-t3
Which fishtank girl would do best at the bophouse auditions? Do you think Jet has submitted a resume yet?

he likes that song

>>23079856
he just needed a song he liked.

I think it was because they were playing songs he didn't like, lmao

he paces around until something he likes comes on

Random site chat
This is your audience

>>23079876
Sounds like a lovely person to be around

half of this music sounds like ai

back from binge watching the latest southpark episode
what did i miss?

Should have put Katamari on the Rocks on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMH49ieL4es

>>23079888
how do you binge watch one episode of something

>>23079888
TJs autism won't allow him 2 dance 2 stuff he doesn't like

i like to believe that tj's dance moves were simply on cooldown and he had to pace around a bit to reduce the timer

Guess we finally got a Latina goth dance party with a fridge and a vegan grandma. It’s whatever

TJ GOOOOOOO

TJ!

binx keeps spamming the same dance move and i cant help but be annoyed

It would be kind of cool to move on to the next bit.

Damn, poor teej for real.

>>23079912
being coy is a fine answer actually

you're my favorite people

forever alone

felted

>>23079897
Based

No beej pillow talk finale? This is fucking bullshit. Fix this paypigs

>>23079897
>>23079944

>>23079945
Was the songs paid for? i was watching on ppvs.

Does anybody have a magnet/file link for the S1 or S2 episodes? The site versions.

>>23079955
i recently found this, sounds like someone edited youtube and site version plus some other footage

https://archive.org/details/fishtanklive

>>23079468
Shes got them by the balls. They need to start rating each other's cocks or they aren't man enough for her

Sex?

>>23079876
Jimmy?

Hag dumpy just said:
>I feel like a fool right now

>>23079931

>hey sistermommy, look at this! Thousands of people are watching my 38 year old loser friends post videos of them cumming on me, aren't you proud?

The abuelas got PRANKED by duende

>she eats paper, spends seven hours on a podcast, posts her tribute on instagram, only for it to be taken down, and still no one gives a fuck
>IM LITERALLY CRYING RN!!

>>23079955
The magnet link of s1 "simmons edition". That has most of the camera activities.
https://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o

Could never find s2 on torrents.

ellie is just the best

>>23080031
She's a bit of a mental case, but in the most lovable way. <3

the brits infantile temper tantrums are also pretty funny.

das ist echt klasse

What's the QRD on Teej?

Gay

ja ja

>>23080088
ellie needs bwc tributes

>>23080092
tj and binx held hands
to her simps, that was basically sex
so tj fucked binx

>>23079988
Thank you, this is perfect

>>23080079
Thank you. Yeah I remember seeing it before but didn’t grab it at the time. Here’s to hoping we get S3 and Bloodgames episodes lol

What happened last night to make the shipping go extra hard?

>>23080123
Tj grabbed binx's hands for one song, thrashed around like a tard while she laughed at him the whole time. Apperently they are now in love.

>>23080140
warming up on jc

>>23080137
that's how it works, yeah

>>23080123
Last night of the show. TJmaxxers wanted a sex finale.

>>23080062
Its a cry for help but she won't reply to julian's DMs so he can't save her

>>23080152
if the most normal guy on 4chan cant save her, then no one can

>>23080000
I wonder what she could be referring to. There was no further context?

>>23079801
attention economy

>Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
>Boy: No
>Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
>Boy: No
>Girl: Do u even like me?
>Boy: No
>Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
>Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
>Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
>Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
>Boy: I dont like u...I love u
>Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
>Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
>Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other threads... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

>>23079801
She thinks cock posting is funny. Cryokeen is so in

>>23079801
they call it reverse psychology
she act like it doesn't bother her in hope people will abandon it since most of those edits are hatebait

>>23080263
Nah she loves this shit.

How many simps does binx actually have?

>>23080263
shes trying to be like belle delphine with the tongue in cheek sex baiting, but she ended up becoming a lolcow in record time instead

The Four Pillars of Fishtank.live

Binx simps used to laugh at Bong but now they act just like him

>>23081058
Give me the binx simp lore

>>23081054
Your obsession with surface level egirls has your mind warped. This wasn't some master plan, shes just retarded

https://youtu.be/EsyeBrAGeE4?t=79
https://x.com/jetneptune_

anyone else see anything on this just got this recommended his x has been wiped, should we reach out to joopy to check if he's okay?

>>23081046
At least 3

>>23081077
new

>>23081058
Having very little self awareness is one of the main characteristics of a simp.
So much so they mostly always think they are above the other simps

Posting binx

Beta

BIG PURPLE
BIG PURPLE

>>23081199
>>23081202
>>23081203
wrong thread cryo

>>23081206
Purpling

>>23081213
Did you draw this anon? It’s good!!