Thread 23080472

I am archaeologist, AMA

>>23080472 (OP)
Archaeologically speaking, is there a chance that I as a white blonde incel, will get a gf that looks like that?

Take off the memeflag.

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>>23080473
It depends on the institution
>>23080474
We are citizens of the world friend

fake, gay and retarded.
Not politics btw

>>23080476
Can you cite some justifications divided by which institution supports either argument? (I'd like to get a better idea of my chances)

>>23080477
Archaeology is inherently political. Nations have been founded and wars have been waged over archaeology.
>>23080478
Some colleges will have cute, smart girls and other won't, it's up to luck really. YWNBAA so I think you're out of luck

>>23080472 (OP)
Hi archeologist. I'm dad

>>23080479
Okay then. Why are you such a cuck for the jews? Why do you shit all over Graham Hancock when he brings up valid points?
>mUh RaCiSm!!!!!
Meanwhile his wife is a jeeta. Faggot ass bitch.

>>23080479
I'm an engineer that currently makes over 100k a year though... and I like arcaeology, and.... ummm I can help with uh remote sensing and software and textual analysis and anything else really... Pls don't discount my chances I can't take much more rejection and I have alot to offer both a relationship and an archaeological endeavour. I would love to volunteer in archive and restoration work.

>>23080481
Graham is a faggot liar

>>23080472 (OP)
Show us your cock

>>23080481
Because Graham Hancock is very very often obviously wrong?

>>23080481
>Why are you such a cuck for the jews?
How so?
>Why do you shit all over Graham Hancock when he brings up valid points?
Because he doesn't. Saying aliens built the pyramids means it isn't even archaeology anyway, we study human material culture. If the pyramids weren't made by humans it's not what we study

>>23080472 (OP)
why do you faggots lie about everything? And do any of you actually know anything cool? ...human origins, actual cuneiform translations, etc.
t. bachelors degree in anthro but never pursued it because realized it was all nigger propaganda

>>23080483
Okay then. Explain the sphinx enclosure water erosion. Explain how you can build the great pyramid in 20 years. Explain why one pharaoh supposedly built 3 pyramids if they're supposed to be tombs.

>>23080476
I dig up Ordovician era fossils. There’s even fossils that’s poorly understood.

>>23080486
>How so?
Out-of-Africa is obvious Jew fabrication, and it's like the Holocaust myth...the basis for everything else

>>23080488
>great pyramid in 20 years
No phones
No fake money
Egyptian workers werent lazy like the modern construction worker is.

>>23080486
also the question that should be a meme by now.
What's in the bag?

>>23080486
you're strawmanning already. Hancock never said aliens built anything. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?

>>23080487
>why do you faggots lie about everything?
we don't
>And do any of you actually know anything cool? ...human origins, actual cuneiform translations, etc.
Yes
>>23080489
But that's Paleo and not archaeology
>>23080490
It's a model/hypothesis i.e. it's based on the most available evidence but we're prepared to throw it out if evidence to the contrary emerges at some point
>>23080492
big black cocks severed from Nubian eunuchs idk I don't study Mesopotamia

>>23080486
Rightoids now I’m sorting through an old collection of Florissant formation fossils. Good number of extinct families. One fossil I thought for decades that was roots at close glance turn out to be part of the pondweed family since roots don't grow that way.

>>23080494
It’s related lol. Kinda like digging up fossils too. Like digging up fossil wood artificants, fossil remains of food and on.

>>23080472 (OP)
Do you have a large bone for me to examine?

>>23080494
>big black cocks
Absolute state of academia...anyway it's been proven with the "Ghost" DNA ... you faggots just don't get paid to talk about it, in fact your "career" will go nowhere if you do.
So tell us the cool things. What is the secret to terra preta? Are the pyramids made of cement? What did they use those temples in India with moving parts for? Evidence for Giants? Brian Foerster skulls?

>>23080494
>brings up BBC
wow what a fucking joke. Academia is a clown fiesta. Show flag, cope, seethe and dilate.

What region are you in ? I have some questions esp about the European area. This is a serious post this id will post multiple times after you respond.
Will I get a girlfriend also ?

>>23080472 (OP)
How easy is it to do a bit of work somewhere kino with no qualificatoins?

>>23080472 (OP)
Let me guess Laura Croft and Steven girth

>>23080501
not easy you have to go to "field school" so you ahve to pay and you have to be accepted into field school so you have to have a degree...I'm sure it's like anything else though, if you know a senior archeaologist personally he could just put you on his dig team.

>>23080494
I’m not going to discuss fossils too deeply just show you a bit of knowledges.

>>23080492
That bag is a bell, like a cow bell.

>>23080472 (OP)
do you think there are vast ancient cities buried beneath the sands of the sahara

>>23080505
That makes sense. Using instruments to signal to animals is a tradition in many cultures and was probably important for the development of agriculture.

>>23080488
Nearby limestone quarries. Paid artisans. Architects, mathematicians, chisels, sandsawing, log rollers. Ramps. Ropes lots of manpower

>>23080493
He did THOUGH
>WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?
Because we're educated professionals
>>23080496
Only if it's related to humans
>>23080498
>What is the secret to terra preta? Are the pyramids made of cement? What did they use those temples in India with moving parts for? Evidence for Giants? Brian Foerster skulls?
I don't give a shit about any of that
>>23080499
Mass immigration is natural and European women are B4BBC :)
>>23080500
>I have some questions esp about the European area.
Go ahead
>>23080501
No chance unless you pay money but field schools are a scam anyway, go do 8 years of study and then you get paid to go wherever you want
>>23080506
Vast ancient cities were typically located on rivers or the coast, so no.

>>23080506
There's cities buried underneath Lake Nasser from the Aswan Dam construction.

Sudan is interesting, lots of forgotten cities.

The river where there might be hiddne shit is the Tamanrasset Basin.

>>23080505
Ha, I am a fool for not seeing it that way...I am always looking for churches that still have bells...thx man.
So were they really somehow elevating consciousness with that pinecone and some kind of resonance? ...like attuning the subtle body? I know I'm sounding New Agey but there is def. layers of science we don't understand yet...(they do though)

>>23080509
Big Blonde Cock?

>>23080494
if you weren't a moron you'd know the same bags are depicted in places outside of mesopotamia.
>>23080509
you ignored my 3 questions about egypt because you can't answer them. Source on Hancock saying aliens built anything? Because I know the material and you're literally lying and making up bullshit.

>>23080472 (OP)
why did you fake the pyramids and dead sea scrolls

>>23080509
lol, what do you care aobut man? Indian arrowheads? Clovis first? French cave paintings? All gay shit. Go open up the pyramids in China.

>>23080509
Still similar. Digging up and interpreting the past. What’s your current project?

>>23080509
You don't even know about the whale bones in the Sahara. Thanks for proving "archaeology" is all fake and gay kike shit like it's always been

>>23080472 (OP)
What are you archaeologing?

>AMA
>Ignores inconvenient questions
>"IDK IDC about that!"
>BBC lol
this thread is a gay retarded larp like I called it right away. OP prove you're an archaeologist or die.

>>23080513
>if you weren't a moron you'd know the same bags are depicted in places outside of mesopotamia.
I don't care about the bags
>you ignored my 3 questions about egypt because you can't answer them.
because I don't study Egypt and I don't care, do you think all archaeologists are interested in Egypt?
>Because I know the material and you're literally lying and making up bullshit.
Page 173 of fingerprints of the gods
>>23080517
>The Sahara Desert in Egypt contains a region called Wadi Al-Hitan, also known as Whale Valley, which is famous for its large concentration of ancient whale fossils. These fossils, dating back 40 million years
That's paleo not archaeology retard.
>>23080516
>>23080518
I do petrographic analysis of volcanic tempers in pottery sherds

>>23080520
>Page 173 of fingerprints of the gods
Page 173 of Graham Hancock's Fingerprints of the Gods likely discusses the ancient maps that depict a pre-Ice Age world, including Antarctica, and how these maps challenge conventional views of human history and knowledge. Hancock argues that these maps, showing Antarctica free of ice, suggest a civilization with sophisticated cartographic abilities predating known history
>no aliens mentioned at all
GAY FAKE LARP BULLSHIT THREAD

>>23080520
>I make up imaginary bullshit for adult toddlers to consume to make them feel special
Yeah it's paleo whatever it's letting you know the Sahara could have been coastal or like the other anon has pointed out had a big river flowing through it. you know nothing global citizen

>>23080520
>petrographic analysis of volcanic tempers in pottery sherds
chemist can do that. go dig.

>>23080520
Oh so you like using photon spectroscopy and the software to run it but you can't find it your heart to give a lonely blonde engineer a hope of having a relationship.
I see how it is. You're just a jerk.

>>23080472 (OP)
Do you use remote viewing?

>I'm totally an archaeologist guise!
>What? Idc about that! lol!
>What? That's not my area of study, IDC!!!
>AMA though!
>BBC! I care about that!!
>IDC ABOUT IT
prove you're an archaeologist or you're a tranny fed posting bullshit lies for 0.02 shekels

>>23080522
Humans weren't around 40 million years ago, lots of parts of the world were submerged 40 million years ago. Just because it was coastal 40 million years ago doesn't mean it was coastal 10000 years ago
>or like the other anon has pointed out had a big river flowing through it.
The Nile? NVBIAN BVLLS built a civilisation there there if that's what you're looking for
>>23080523
I do both
>>23080524
You chose STEM and money over the humanities and culture, you're subhuman
>>23080526
Just think about a big black cock sliding into your mum's glistening pussy
You can AMA but that doesn't mean I know or care about what you're asking

>>23080520
Oh ok. Looking it up I understands now. I had to type in volcano tempering archaeology.

>>23080472 (OP)
Do you believe that the "official" Egyptian chronology is accurate , given that it was dated using the Bible as it's dating source and the early "archaeologists" were clearly influenced by crazy ideas about
the British being the Original Israelites and other zionist fairytales?

>>23080527
I chose stem to help humanity and all I ever get is shit for it. And btw, my coursework was harder than yours *sticks tounge out*

>archaeologist
>tranny fed posting bullshit lies
Is there even a difference at this point?

>>23080529
I don't care about any of that shit
>>23080530
>And btw, my coursework was harder than yours *sticks tounge out*
Archaeological theory is more difficult to understand than theoretical physics. Stemmies can't into abstract thinking

>>23080527
You have alot of big talk about who "makes civilization" but you don't actually give a shit. You don't even care about the creation or the means of working the tools that you use every day for the job and passion you lorde over others.

>>23080509
Damn man girlfriend isn't gonna come, thank you for the wife <3
But seriously.
Do you have any thoughts of derinkyu? Do you think it's still inhabited ? I have an idea about early peoples and I think a lot of people live underground still to this day.
>what's the oldest things you've worked with ? I did urban archeology so we found like hotels and shit that like passed away. It was pretty cool.
To follow up on old things. I know like for roads and shit they change cause the weight of cars make a huge difference but what the fuck is up with even from before we had cars that style of structure building has plummeted ? Everything is weak and broken. Is there a reason for this, have you came across irl or in studies damn near perfect structures ? We would find a lot of square nails that just aren't used as much today and like buried foundation.
> in relation to square nails. I heard Canada has a very specific kind of screw but the point is that this is made 1908 so if I find one I know this is a 1908+ building. Is there identifiers that you've come across in the past ?
Follow up, how often do you run across joinery? Is it supreme structure building ?
These are more general. I don't know what area you're in but I'm fascinated with derinkyu and the whole Turkish area. The gobelkli tepe shit pissed me off and anyone else who is a man who claims to respect theirselves.

>>23080472 (OP)
Since you're /here/, what's the most based opinion that you have which you can't share with your colleagues because it's "wrong think"?

>>23080533
You don’t understand there’s plentiful specific jobs and trainings within categories.

>>23080472 (OP)
Is it something which one can get into as an amateur? I always loved visiting ancient sites.

>>23080472 (OP)
>i am archeologist
hang yourself

>>23080532
It's literally all abstract math, well almost all, well it's alot of abstract thinking asshole. Stem is literally abstract thinking with rules, that also need to translate into something concrete eventually, Btw, modern chemists beat the precious roman concrete for strength under high compression loads.

>>23080533
This person looks at the volcanic ash that is mixed in with pottery shards and dates them or traces them back to specific volcanic eruptions and how volcanic eruptions affects that ancient civilization society. It can be a lot of knowledges.

>>23080536
I do understand and appreciate that, I'm just salty that OP is an asshole! And can stop using such tools any time.

>>23080532
provide a quote where Hancock mentions aliens or you lost the argument to a random leaf

>>23080541
But visual observations of ash don't look as good in a published paper as statistical distributions of chemical compositions. do they?

>>23080541
Oh ok then. I respects your opinions.

>>23080533
You're reaching
>>23080534
>Do you have any thoughts of derinkyu? Do you think it's still inhabited ?
no idea
>what's the oldest things you've worked with ? I did urban archeology so we found like hotels and shit that like passed away. It was pretty cool.
200,000 year old stone tools
>Everything is weak and broken. Is there a reason for this
Time
>Is there identifiers that you've come across in the past ?
Yes, that's called relative dating
>>23080535
European demographics drastically shifting within two generations is hot as fuck
>>23080537
There might be a local dig asking for public volunteers, but remember any amateur work without proper training is likely to destroy the archaeological context and ruin the site, that includes metal detecting. So no digging.
>>23080539
Never met a STEMmie that could write an essay
>>23080542
The Sign and the Seal, page 248

>>23080545
You didn't go to high school with me then, my AP and Honors professors loved my essays: Theology, Human Geography, History (US and World) Environmental Science, English, they all loved my essays. I bet my essays were better than yours.

>>23080472 (OP)
> I am archaeologist, AMA
How big is your dick?

>>23080546
so instead of keeping in touch with your humanity you decided to forsake it for money
If I was an engineer I would cry myself to sleep every night

>>23080532
(((You))) are the one that is full of shit.
You just regurgitate the bullshit you were indoctrinated with.
I broke my own rules by replying to a memeflaggot. I should have known better.
Go eat a bag of foreskins.
I wont reply to a memeflaggot again, there is no point, you're a well-poisoning jew or a retarded troon until proven otherwise.

>>23080548
It was not for money asshole. Though I do now work for a company that makes explody things. but that's a moral argument in self defense that not everybody would agree with I guess but it certainly wasn't for money!

>>23080549
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>>23080547
length 7.5
width 5.5
rock hard
curves left
I call it 'the trowel'

>>23080472 (OP)
How dangerous are nonwhites to archaeological finds?

>>23080472 (OP)
I don't like you guys. I work with Archaeologists and you're always doing some dumb shit. We CONSTANTLY have to set up exclusion zones in our THP's because some jackass logger carved his initials into a stump 150 years ago, and somehow that constitutes a sensitive arch site.

>>23080549
k.
>>23080553
no more dangerous than whites

>>23080555
>no more dangerous than whites
How do explain Islamist goons and Tamil niggers destroying artifacts that they think are "evil"

>>23080555
BULL. SHIT. I once had to extinguish a burning arch site, and people reported that there were 2 hispanic kids smoking a joint inside about an hour before we got reports of smoke. White people know not to introduce fire into a 100% wooden arch site which is covered in a foot of duff in the bottom.

>>23080556
>>23080557
Plenty of white boomers metal detecting sites and looting arrowheads, the illegal antiques trade is massive. A white guy blew up Troy with dynamite. People are just retards. I instantly write off anyone who responds to 'I'm an archaeologist' with 'oh, so dinosaurs?'

>>23080557
this man is an obvious retard/kike pls stop giving him (yous)

>>23080558
Are you in Europe? The savage natives of my continent never learned to work in metal. At least the boomers are just thieves, and aren't destroying these sites through their negligence. In the one site that I had to extinguish, it was due to shitskin negligence. I was literally scraping away bits of it which had turned from wood to char, and some of the old names carved into it were lost. (probably contemporary graffiti but w/e)

>>23080558
Why don't you teach them instead of ignoring them?
>Oh look at me I'm in touch with my humanity! I scowl and shudder and flip my cape when someone says something retarded. Such uncultured swine is unworthy of my glorious enlightenment.

>>23080545
Bro, you can't just throw out random books and pages and say they're mentions of aliens on it thinking we can't look it up. Yet again, you're bullshitting. Again I ask: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?
You're literally a tranny larping as an archaeologist.

>>23080472 (OP)
Cool, I love people who uncover and preserve bits of the past.

>>23080554
>some jackass logger carved his initials into a stump 150 years ago, and somehow that constitutes a sensitive arch site.
If you don't think that's the tightest shit then get the fuck out of my face.

>>23080560
>At least the boomers are just thieves, and aren't destroying these sites through their negligence
But looting destroys the site, they dig through and destroy the stratigraphy and don't record the findspots of the artefacts they steal.
>>23080561
Because I don't know how you could mistake archaeology for paleontology unless you were mentally deficient, it's not that hard to grasp.
>>23080562
>WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?
Because I like laughing at you seethe your tiny pseud brain out. Fuck Graham Hancock, I won't engage with his drivel

>>23080563
It's cool I guess, but the exclusion zones are hard. Our loggers can drop trees AWAY from the stump. Even if the tree hits the stump, the chance of damage to the initials are negligible.
I've watched you people spend DAYS in the sun, sifting through yards and yards of sand for little broken bits of obsidian. You will call that the tightest shit ever, even though they never have any fucking clue what the obsidian was. Just gets thrown into a box never to be seen again

>>23080564
Lol you're just making yourself look like a faggot retard, go suck more jew dick gaylord

>>23080564
>Fuck Graham Hancock
Alright kill yourself then you ugly unloved nigger
>>23080565
AI will put the obsidian bits back together digitally one day, just tag and bag it for later.
It sounds silly but it's already working on Herculaneum scrolls that were previously unreadable, so I have high hopes.

>>23080566
k.

>>23080567
It's the tailings from the knapping process I'm pretty sure. How about this; sometimes we find olf trash dumps. Small holes full of trash ranging from unburnt to cooked. Stuff dates from maybe 1900-1960. Sure, there's some neat old cans in there, maybe a broken bit of bottle. Are these sites archaeologically significant enough that we should shut everything down around it forever? Just because some faggot littered 80 years ago?