Thread 23081876

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Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:00:30 PM No.23081876 >>23081877 >>23081878 >>23081879 >>23081880 >>23081881 >>23081882 >>23081884 >>23081886 >>23081887 >>23081888 >>23081890 >>23081898 >>23081902 >>23081905 >>23081906 >>23081907 >>23082336

Airline pilot here

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AMA

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:01:59 PM No.23081877 >>23081891

>>23081876 (OP)
Why do you let the blacks fly?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:03:08 PM No.23081878 >>23081891

>>23081876 (OP)
How do you wet fart in the cockpit ?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:03:46 PM No.23081879 >>23081891

>>23081876 (OP)
Easiest way to get into the cockpit mid flight? Asking for a friend...

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:04:18 PM No.23081880 >>23081891

>>23081876 (OP)
Do you calculate for the earths curvature for your job at any point when plotting your course?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:05:18 PM No.23081881 >>23081892

>>23081876 (OP)
black or white?
which airline?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:05:22 PM No.23081882

>>23081876 (OP)
Why havent you flown your plane into a full sessions of the reichstag yet? Faggot.

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:07:04 PM No.23081883

i drank the vodka.png md5: 047d52ab... 🔍

did you drink the vodka?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:07:13 PM No.23081884 >>23081891

>>23081876 (OP)
I want to get a personal pilot license. What's the best way to go about it? I want to eventually get instrument rating, cpl and atp

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:07:29 PM No.23081885

How much do you drink

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:08:11 PM No.23081886 >>23081889 >>23081892

>>23081876 (OP)
Can you atleast give a hint which airline so I can avoid it ?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:09:01 PM No.23081887 >>23081893

>>23081876 (OP)
If you were absolutely certain the plane was going to crash, would you tell the passengers?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:09:45 PM No.23081888

>>23081876 (OP)
Clot shots take as big a toll on your fit-to-fly test requirements as we were led to believe?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:10:22 PM No.23081889

>>23081886
Antonov An-225 Mriya airline. Aerosmith, agent corangeP0p

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:10:33 PM No.23081890 >>23081892

>>23081876 (OP)
Do you know my son? He flies for Alaska Air.

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:11:54 PM No.23081891 >>23081895 >>23081896

>>23081877
I don’t have any say in that
>>23081878
Eat loads of lasagna beforehand but it’s pretty dry in the airplane and up in altitude
>>23081879
Carry some c4 I guess. Best way to go undetected. Get first class seats. Wear expensive clothes. Get your friend to create a scene hopefully a medical emergency in premium economy, so all the flight attendants are distracted, immediately plant the c4, go in the bathroom, wait until the flight attendant goes to the cockpit to notify the pilot, boom. You might not actually need it but just in case
>>23081880
Well yes, that’s why we don’t fly in a straight line
>>23081884
Go to a flight school and that’s it. You need 100k but I’d suggest you get sponsored by an airline. Some of those school cost 200k but definitely worth it

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:14:20 PM No.23081892

>>23081890
Maybe
>>23081886
>>23081881
White, Eurowings

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:16:20 PM No.23081893 >>23081894

>>23081887
If I had the time, yes

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:17:53 PM No.23081894

>>23081893
You'd have the rest of your life.

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:18:17 PM No.23081895

>>23081891
>I don’t have any say in that
Then you're not the captain.

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:19:56 PM No.23081896

>>23081891
>100k
That's seems excessive for a ppi
Will airlines sponsor someone without a ppi?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:20:26 PM No.23081897 >>23081899

Give me the memory items for a dual engine failure, stat.

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:21:25 PM No.23081898

>>23081876 (OP)
stop spraying me bro

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:25:11 PM No.23081899

>>23081897
Turn off thrust
Pitch for best glide speed
Throttle to idle
Follow ecam

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:30:12 PM No.23081900 >>23081901

Have you ever encountered unexplained aerial phenomena?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:31:07 PM No.23081901 >>23081904

>>23081900
We once saw an unidentified object but the captain told me don’t worry about it

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:31:59 PM No.23081902 >>23084860

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>>23081876 (OP)
Do you fly when it's a full moon?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:34:16 PM No.23081903

the modern airline industry seems turbo cancer. is the money worth it?
do you have a family or incel?

seems like its very hard to become a pilot, why is that? high barrier of entry?

do you have any favorite city to fly to?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:34:27 PM No.23081904

>>23081901
good goy. are you a top or bottom?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:40:55 PM No.23081905

>>23081876 (OP)
How do you do fellow pilot?
V1 Rotate amirite?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:41:55 PM No.23081906

>>23081876 (OP)
did the indian pilot really turn off the thrusters?

Anonymous

8/9/2025, 9:42:32 PM No.23081907

>>23081876 (OP)
I’ve always had this dream where I am a giant monster who catches a plane mid flight and then breaking it open like a clam and eating the tasty women inside
To this day, I have not come close to achieving this

Anonymous (ID: GFrPt8J2)

8/9/2025, 10:52:54 PM No.23082335

Why did u post 2 threads?

Anonymous (ID: gT+3e8B7)

8/9/2025, 10:53:33 PM No.23082336

>>23081876 (OP)
why did you cut off?

Anonymous (ID: tkvI6QlO)

8/10/2025, 11:22:46 AM No.23084860

>>23081902
floof