Thread 23082125

AMA

>>23082125 (OP)
How many stewardesses have you fucked?

>>23082126
This is very important. And are any of them married.

>>23082125 (OP)
What would cause someone to do this?

>>23082126
1 why

>>23082129
Fake and gay.

>>23082125 (OP)
Are you White?

>>23082128
Being any type of French person

>>23082131
Yes

>>23082128
Indians are skilled pilo … wait

>>23082133
How many flight hours?

>>23082135
and what type of aircraft are you certified for?

>>23082135
1200
A320

>>23082135
DO NOT ANSWER THAT, ANON.

This snivelling little squealer Is going to report "a pilot with [X] hours is reporting insomnia" so your countries aviation authority.

>>23082125 (OP)
How drunk are you on the average trip.

Ever ripped a nasty fart in the cockpit and someone else smelt it?

>>23082138
Do you know how many pilot we are with 1200 hours?

>>23082125 (OP)
why does your wife keep calling me when the daily 3[p, Delta #2032 flight leaves DFW airport

Jave you ever see any UFO' and or wierd shit out your cock pit?

Why do they call it a cock pit anyways? :/

>>23082139
I don’t drink but can confirm lots of pilots fly drunk

>>23082141
>Safety in numbers
Alright, I've done my service in warning you fren. Ball's in your court.

Your doing the most

>>23082125 (OP)
So there’s two threads German pilot ama. You’re one bored pilot kek

>>23082141
It's incredibly easy to screen for young, green pilots who posted on 4chan. There'll be like 2 in all of Germany and the other guy going to with you isn't much of a cost.
They'll hire one pajeet and one hohol to replace you both

>>23082125 (OP)
get some sleep plz

>>23082148
going down* with you

Y u no schlafi gehen

>>23082128
>>23082128
Push - Roll - Thrust - Stabilize
or maybe not?

>>23082128
Boeing 737 Max had a jeet designed anti stall system that forced the nose down during high angles of attack. People who had to make short landings at remote airfields augered in.

>>23082153
that was an A330 thoughbeit

What is your greatest fear as a pilot?
Are you worried about DEI elements in manufacturing / mechanics / air control etc

>>23082144
Sounds really dangerous but very fun. Isn’t there something about the altitude, or air pressure or whatever, that gets people more drunk if they’re drinking in a plane or high enough above sea level? Or even if they come onto the plane already having drank.
I remember having just 1 (one) can of beer I bought from the airport before departing, and then becoming giddy once the plane went high enough. Felt much more pleasant and much stronger than just 1 regular drink.
https://www.cntraveler.com/story/do-you-get-drunk-faster-on-a-plane

>>23082156
Yes, there’s less air the higher you go so the effects of alcohol become worse. Your brain works less efficiently in altitude even when 100% sober

>>23082155
Women unironically

>>23082125 (OP)
Schnitzel or garniertes Sauerkraut?

>>23082144
What the fuck

Is this true?

>>23082148
what retarded horseshit
why dont you just off yourself