Thread 23085044

Hey Guys, new general. because /bant/ didn't enough already.
>what is /aa/?
it's the hip new general were people can talk all things alcohol and the both great joys and misery that comes along with it.
>that should I talk to everyanon about?
seeing as this is a general centred around alcohol, alcoholism and the lifestyle that comes with it, it's very highly likely that this thread will go off topic or completely derail often. In theory it would be good to discuss such things that would be labelled "modern bar talk".
>what's modern bar talk?
it's pretty much this new concept of caring about, or a least pretending to care about, other people's thoughts and feelings but with the added benefit of being able to consume alcohol. such topics usually discussed would be, drink, work, hobbies, depression, mental health/wellbeing, support for others, family, relationships, love, food and cooking, life stories(both happy, sad and funny), drug use, poverty, movies, music, anime, manga, cigarettes and any thing that passes the drunken mind. the only golden rule is not talking about the big 3, money, religion and politics, but this rule gets broken about 70% of the time.
>can we be frens even if I don't drink?
we are already frens.

>>23085044 (OP)
wonderfull, i hope /aa/ will last over time.

if i have to start with a topic i'll keep it simple, how's life doing fellow alcoholic?

>>23085090
not bad, considering my uncle died recently. so I, and my father, are in the middle of process of planning his funeral. since it's an aboriginal funeral there's gonna be an unlimited bar and some good music. It's got my drinking up a bit more than, even though I drink all day every day(just slowly). what about yourself, what's been good, lad?

>>23085106
sorry about your uncle <3

>>23085110
thank you mate. it's sad to think we won't be able to talk about him anymore aymore after the funeral(it's a aboriginal tradition I never understood) but hey that's life. he lived to 70, wich is like 102 for a black fella.
also that's for join the new alcoholic/emotional support general.

I'll probably be in guys general a lot. I'm 36 and had acute liver failure in April 2024. Drank about a handle of vodka per day near the end. Started drinking heavily on my 21st birthday.
Went an entire year without booze and my liver healed up completely. Currently experiencing a relapse

>>23085119
this*

>>23085119
I remember your posts from last year and remember talking to you about drinking related stomach problems. I started drinking at 13, since my state only had a recommend drinking age, 15, and federal law were treated as suggestion at the time. there's more factors at play but that's a lot of stories to tell.
>relapse
what to you think pushed you to that. I mean I've relapse more times than I can count, at least 18 times over the last 10 years, and it's all always the smallest things that drive you to it.

>>23085142
That's crazy. Well hey good to talk to you again. At least we're both still alive.

I relapsed after rehoming my dog. She hated apartment life after living her whole life in the suburbs with a back yard. I'm not going to be back in a house any time in the next decade so I found her a retired lady with back yard etc. She's much happier these days but it was enough to trigger the relapse. I'm currently growing some psilocybe shrooms with the intention of tripping balls and hopefully that will reset me.

>>23085151
that's all too understandable. I relapsed really hard after lost 2 dachshunds to a cane toad(another of the 60-70% of animals that we have here that kill you) I had got them for chasing rabbits, but since they were useless at that I kept them as companion dogs. when I came back to see them on the ground with the obvious signs of toad I immediately reached for a drink and in the end, after all said done, I was drinking 1.25 gallons of wine or 3 gallons of 5% a day.

sorry about preserved mistakes. the more I drink the more I type in rural queensland english(Steve Irwin like) rather than standard aussie english.

I've just come off a bender week where I drank beer until I was tipsy/drunk for 4 days straight with a friend of mine. We both have no money so no beer today! Hope everyone is comfortably cosy sipping whatever their preference is! I'll definetly pop into /aa/ general and will even provide pictures of beverages drunk for people to comment on!

>>23085196
>We both have no money so no beer today!
>having to sober again your own will
been there before, worst 3 hours of my life, lol.
it was the french flags, and some fembrits idea but I decided to put this general into action, but none the less, I hope you enjoy.

Being drunk feels great. What's not to love? Oh you'll die earlier? And that's bad why exactly? Who want to be some geriatric being wiped by some mystery mutt?

>>23085173
How'd you break out of that? Sounds like some rough shit and absolutely a reason to relapse

Bottle statut?

>>23085309
About to start but low supply

>>23085331
Don't french just drink wine? How do you even get drun from that?

>>23085234
I have two side of my family who both had to deal with death, my white grand father was in ww2, and he never touched a drink in his 102 year, he was boring, authoritive and died alone in a hospital bed, alone. my uncle, black, veit vet, pissed on all the time, made 200 friends who are currently rsvp for his funeral, had 30 mistress, I only recently found out I have 15 more cousin(that we know of). moral of the story is that if you drink you might become(involuntary) become a .shagger.
>>23085263
it's a bit a of a story. I enden up, first, grappling with my own my own hypothetical thought about hunting with dog. we'd(they'd be owed by my cousins and I) lose 3 or 4 pig to wild pigs every year, but I got these two, Jin(kamilaroi for young girl) and Bohyung(and kamilaroi for my previous boy), to hunt rabbits to get them rabbits, because I prefer them over boar. I got eventually got over it and was lifted out of it by my white friends just distracting me and cheering me up, even though it took a while for me to come around. I know it sounds bad but these where all friends I formed over alcohol and they were there to support me.

>>23085309
I heard that term off some french men while living in new caladonia. never managed grasp it's meaning.

>>23085373
We drink less and less wine these days, and I hate getting wasted with wine because I always feel sad (and sick) afterwards.
I used to drink rum a lot in my younger days, but now my main fuel is whiskey; oh, and amaretto when I can find some.

>>23085481
we're sill thinking about what to write on his grave, but I thinking about writing "Here lays Tom. A walking dick, and even though he'll never walk again any less, he wont be a dickhead any less". yes! this is what we write on our graves in queensland.

>>23085507
Obvious kike. Bye. If I could hide your replies I would, it's a waste of my eyesight to see your pixels.

>>23085499
coud you please tell be what this >>23085309 this mean?, so kindly.

>>23085518
le what? I'm sitting here drinking emu export even though I on the other side of the country.

>>23085518
also it's kind of a traditional queenslander thing to try and make humour grave stones when you die or bury a relative, since we like to joke no matter the situation.

>>23085519
uhhhh something like have you started drinking or something? idk

>>23085535
My apoligies, I'm drunk and read your comment kinda backwards I think.

I take it all back. I don't expect your forgiveness but what can I do.

>>23085543
thank you none the less. I only know know a very tiny a bit of polynesian french and I have no what ot meant.

>>23085562
>I'm drunk and read your comment kinda backward
that's expected in this general, good sir.
>I take it all back. I don't expect your forgiveness but what can I do.
no I'm sorry for getting annoyed good sir, you committed no grave sin.

>>23085044 (OP)
Finally an actually based thread. I love alcohol but drinking alone is sad and I'm too fucking piss poor to drink in a pub. I hate the government...

>>23085572
> I'm too fucking piss poor to drink in a pub
Everyone is, even the people who do it. The charge youj what? 5x the price? And keep in mind that base price is taxed to hell.

They don't want us to the get drunk, but they destroy our lives? What do they want exactly?

Makes me angry.

>>23085572
if you want a drinking buddy, I and this >>23085090 one contribution faggot made this general so anyone can have a drinking buddy no matter where in the you are, bit also be able to access anonymous help from others about alcoholism and help and support about it.
also you can learn about othe country while getting drunk

I make kilju with cane syrup where I like instead of while sugar. it makes beautiful sweet brown wine.

>>23085611
also said kilju comes out at 26%abv

>>23085611
sorry for the lack of contribution mate, i fell asleep. My sleep schedule hasn't been the best lately.

>>23085309
gone...drunked to oblivion

>>23085572
you're in the right place frens make yourself at home

>>23085631
thats okay my friend. I may be the man to put this in to accurate form but you formed the base idea, and I'm thankful.

>>23085611
I do enjoy this idea. It'll be refreshing to talk to people around the world while drunk.
>26%abv kilju
Very nice. It's been a while since I made my own batch.

>>23085598
It's fucking dumb as shit. It's like they want us to get hammered on cheap beer alone in our homes where we're just miserable instead of going out to socialize. I get the tax on alcohol but there is no good reason why they couldn't just lower the taxation at pubs and clubs and such. Then people would be incentivized to be social and act presentable instead of just staying home beating their wives.

Also fuck Captcha. This shit is hard.

>>23085631
>>23085309 #
gone...drunked to oblivion
oh that what it meant. now I'm embarrassed, but I was better of knowing.

>>23085685
thank you kind sir.
it's very easy to make strong alcohol in the region of queensland where I live, where it's always perfect brew temp always, also sugar, gold syrup and yeast can be nest to nothing

>>23085829
i always wanted to make my own booze, you have any favorite recipes i could try?

My armagnac is still shit but surprisingly I start to like it now.

the rum is gone
why is the rum always gone

>>23085931
I ended up taking a "power nap"
it's not particularly difficult or complicated, but everyone has thier own styles. I personally learn brewing and distilling as a kid. from my adoptive nonna, my real grandmother abandoned my mother and my aunts when my mother was 8 or 9, I learnt wine making when I was about 14 years old and I learnt distilling to make balkan rakija off of my bosnian friend's family who lived next door to me, his mother loved my like one her own sons for some reason. now for my recipe for a wine mash, in metric:
take about 4L of grape juice of any kind, if you're using store bought if can't have any preservatives. pour it in to your drum, then add some peach, apricot and apples peeled brunoised, this makes its eat easier for the yeast. then add another 5 or 6L of blood temperature water, then add 3 or 4 kilos of brown or raw sugar, since white sugar is treated with poison and I live amongst the cane, and ad a mix of bakers yeast and brewers yeast, stir well to for about an hour so everyone gets to know each other, and seal for 2 weeks. I would get into 'stilling but it's a dangerous demon and you'd have to give me your expressed permission to know about it, for legal reasons.

>>23087801
staring to feel it too fren. I'm down to my last 15 beers. also pirates of the caribbean was the last good movie franchise disney produced.

one of my two business partners just messaged me wanting to withdraw their cash investment, due to retirement, in the chicken farm. should i by his his stock?

too late... I already did. I negotiated, gaslit and blackmailed him down to 20 cents on the dollar. this is benefit of using alcohol as an empathy blocking tool. I'll want to kill myself out of guilt when I sober up though.

It's 4:20 :DDD

If only there wasn't a delivery at 10:30...

>>23088929
Khazabadugel :DD

>>23085044 (OP)
Sex with Kikuri. We will enable each other.

>>23088929
lelist, fren
>>23088954
>waiting
that's gay.
my father just called me to ask me for money. I don't him to fick off with his nigger abo tax.

>>23088976
Man I can't go outside, there's literally people wanting me dead, I'm not even kidding or being schizoid or something.

I need to write to the government this week but... you know, I still have booze and stuff so... :D

>>23088993
lol

>>23088993
In trust you. I lived in papua niu guinea and have killed more niggers than I can be bothered to remember, I remember about 25 faces though.

my best advice is to say put and not make a noise and wait for at least an hour. I know from personal experience, when you're up against 12 niggers a six shooter isn't enough. no matter how many fast loaders you have.

alcohol is pure cope. I'd rather cope in ways that don't destroy my liver.

>>23089072
well, yeah. I understand that synthetic how some yanks cope. I hpe your fent clean good sir.

>>23089046
>In trust you. I lived in papua niu guinea and have killed more niggers than I can be bothered to remember, I remember about 25 faces though.
>my best advice is to say put and not make a noise and wait for at least an hour. I know from personal experience, when you're up against 12 niggers a six shooter isn't enough. no matter how many fast loaders you have.
holy shit

>>23089094
is this about my use of gun for their natural purpose or the niggers?

>>23089046
wish I lived in a real country... and not in public housing.

>>23089130
my friend, max, a jew who grew up in public housing, south of paris, and turned out okay, though we was a schizophrenic cocaine addict. what's stopping you? please tell me...

>>23087933
I never really learned the art of brewing, the few times I tried it always ended up with mold or stuff like that. I don't know if I'll try your recipe right now since i really don't have the time right now unfortunately but that and the small lore behind it does inspires me to make my own stuff.

>>23088965
kikuri my beloved, i want to have some hot sweaty love making session with her so bad

>>23088993
lmao wtf happen?

>>23089072
how are you coping with life then?

>>23089106
just seems like a crazy thing to have gone through i guess
but then i'm kinda sheltered
i know it's normal for people to go to war & come back, so i guess it's not that crazy
i dunno

>>23090141
Mon bailleur veut vendre l'immeuble, donc plus de nouveaux arrivants dans les logements. Mon criminel de voisin (algérien bien sûr) en a profité pour faire squatter 2 apparts par sa communauté.
Le problème c'est que le squatteur en dessous de chez moi s'amusait à vivre la nuit en hurlant au téléphone, parce que ces animaux ne savent pas se comporter de manière civilisé.
J'ai appelé les flics, et là c'était: ouais c'est un squat on peux rien faire; donc oui le truc des squatteurs qu'on voit dans le journaux, c'est pas une connerie.
Vivre en France, c'est infernal.
J'ai tenté de gueulé, de frapper sur le sol, d'aller taper à sa porte... Rien à faire il voulait pas fermer sa gueule. Donc à un moment après x nuits blanches et une formation annulée, j'ai pris un maillet et j'ai été frapper sa putain de porte.
Bien évidemment le lendemain, l'autre algérien est venu tambouriner à ma porte.
Ça s'était calmé jusqu'à ce qu'un autre voisin se barre. Les mecs ensuite ont cramer ma porte.
Ils ont essayé d'entrer dans le logement vide devant chez moi, mais je les ai balancé au bailleur. Ensuite ces salopards m'ont attendu la semaine entière en bas de chez moi, et après ils ont pété ma vitre arrière de bagnole.

Super hein? Et pourtant j'habite juste une ville moyenne dans l'ouest.
Vivre en ville si t'es blanc et pas riche, c'est finito mec.
J'espère qu'au moins tu n'as pas ces problèmes...

/blog

>>23085044 (OP)
Hi, I'm not considering myself 100% an alcoholic as I'm only getting wasted once every week or two (and right now), but my love for cheap alcohol, and it definitively puts me in that category in the eyes of nomies.
I'm tired, I had so many dreams and ambitions with the means to realize them when I was young, but society got me and broke me.
I am here because it's the last place where I can find (a minority) people that have not thrown away their humanity and I love you for that.
I'm impressed by the number of french flags. We honor our reputation.
Bravo les gars !

>>23090713
un problème de squateur ? je connais quelque gars à qui sa leur ai arrivé, généralement ils ce casse vus qu'il perdent forcement à cause de ce système de merde qui privilégie toujours ce genre sous races.

vivement que je me casse de ce trou à merde qu'est devenu ce pays.

>>23090885
i also feel the same to be honest, that why i thinked of a concept like that at first.

>>23091063
Thank you knowing I'm not alone, is the only thing keeping me from going more insane.
To bump the thread I will continue on my rambling.
I have tried. It's been 10+ years that I've been searching for a job and I didn't care what kind. The only job I ever got was grape harvest and on the first day, my employer said to my face "If I've seen you before hand I will have never taken you". I say to my counselor at the unemployment office that I will be happy to work at the manufacturing plant. I just need a driving license to go there. She say I just have to call the bus company, they will make a shuttle come for me, even if the financial help for that existed (but nigger have priority for that) and you can try saying that to an employer if you want a fun time. The last nail in the coffin was at the end of a training in electronics I've done. I was already knowing more than the instructor as I'm passionate about that and I have passed 6 months learning what I've already known. At the oral exam we had to present a thing I had done, for me it was a motor controller for a drone (see related pic) and it was clearly outside of the jury competence. The only thing they found to save their face was to attack me on the facts I was a shit orator as I am an autistic neet, "It's nice to know how to do things but it's better to know how to sell them". Since that I don't give a fuck anymore I collect neetbux for depression and staying home all day.

Me and my friend Yuri are getting blazed off drinking beer that a mutual friend paid for. We're not alcoholics but drinking is fun with friends and you should all feel like you are drinking with us today!

>>23091385
Are these related to Żubrówka?

>>23091294
i became a neet, altouhgt only recently since i'm still kind of young, i used to work in the feild of water treament along side my study on the subject but i kind of drop out everything since i never liked that feild any, i try to look up for some jobs but never had any awser, so i'm curently collecting neetbuck to use on booze or travel, i kind of developed someking of hednoist mindset wich force me to drink more, try some drugs or have sex with prostitute (altought rarely), i'm still looking around for some work or some training courses that I could do but i know that the future is uncertain.

>>23085044 (OP)
There used to be similar threads on /ck/ like ~8 years ago, they were one of the main things that helped me quit drinking (along with ending up in hospital with a lung infection where they detoxed me)

>>23090159
I ended going there because I wanted money and neo-colonialism was the family business at the time, ironic for a family of aboriginals. grown up kinda sheltered, myself, in that I had a neurotic pillpopping mother that tried to wrap me in cotton wool until I even 25 and an alcoholic father, who would verbally abuse me constantly to "toughen me up", it worked. as far as png goes I have about a hundred stories to tell about the place some of them good, good a few good ones about new caladonia though, the png ones involve a lot death and the new cal ones are mostly about fishing and getting ripped off my kanaks.
>>23090141
it's quite simple really. you can just do it at a smaller scale in a 4L jar and not at the scale, fermenting in 300L bins.
>>23090713
I'm functionally illiterate when it comes to french. I can speak a bit polynesian french but that's about it.
>>23091899
I remember them, they ended up get moved here, to /bant/ by the janny niggers and then they fizzed out. it's time to have a native /bant/ one.

>>23092016
Yeah that was not long after I got sober that they were moved if I remember correctly.
I just stopped visiting them when they got moved from /ck/ because alcohol was one of the last things I wanted to talk about.

>>23092030
I remember those al/ck/ threads, they were kinda depressing so I mostly posted on /aus/ on 8ch at the time since it was mostly more upbeat and had more localised references and joke, like dan murphy taking everyone's money or jim's blowjobs and nuclear bombs™, I even met the big brenton there and we became frens, even though he was schizo at the time, I just thought he was an eccentric kiwi.

>>23092140
Yeah they were pretty depressing but that part of what was so helpful about them, they made alcohol feel like an enemy we were all collectively fighting.
I can totally understanding wanting to just have fun though and thats pretty crazy that you knew him

evening sirs

>>23092337
yeah, I'm kinda hope that this general can manage to keep a more upbeat tone, even though last night I woke up in random field 4 miles from the edge of town with a kilo of tobacco and what looks like about 10 grams of cocaine(that's considering). tarrant was a country boy, so he never much to say unless it came to hunting or fishing, or racism, still was a nice guy though while in australia he what pretty medicated, I remember him popping benzo like tictacs.

>>23092363
>>23092365
>>23092378
winrar

>>23092388
>even though last night I woke up in random field 4 miles from the edge of town with a kilo of tobacco and what looks like about 10 grams of cocaine

It's a bit hard to believe, I'll be honest.

If it's real, consider getting a bodycam because your brain has to be borderline turning into mush to have such a blackout.

>>23092446
I tried the coke, at least half of it is meth(I got curious, but I'm not complaining), the tobacco is legit though, as that would be obvious. they were probably my cousin's and I should probably call him about it, seeing as he likes to pull these kinda pranks.

>>23092625
You should make a movie about this, sounds kino.

>>23092637
all though it might seem that way to me, a lot of people tell me that I live an interesting an interesting and somewhat cartoonish life.

I just call from me step-sister and childhood friend living in england. she' was trying to convince me to join the british army. I can't understand why... I'm just a wealthy drink...

>>23093198
Is she in it?

Why??? For what???? She doesn't even know

Just blast in her pussy and move on

>>23092388
brother get a scripwriter cause that needs to hit the screen asap

>>23092388
Nigga ur just making shit up

>>23093219
Well it's contrived bullshit so yeah it might sound like a movie.

>>23093201
yeah she is. I'm pretty sure she's asking since I used to be in mobile exxon's para-mariltary, as an "sexual assaults
preventionist" and good friends who are all former operatives in the aussie special forces, the US marines, and the Israeli special forces. I've never been in any real army but you meet those kinda guys on the job, it pays 300k a year.

>>23093219
what? it was just a casual prank. the solution was an uber...

>>23093226
>>23093229
no my cousin dose this shit to me all time, I think it's since I give his useless arse a job. he usually likes to put drugs or other illegal shit on me so I can't call the cops to ask for a lift. how does he afford the drugs? we're pretty well off for a mob of coons.

>>23093235
also, as much as I support the monarchy(unusual an abo); I would never fight for starmer. unless he pay me $10mil a month.

U weren't friends with Tarrant lmao, and you didn't wake up in a field with like 400 dollars worth of cocaine with no memory of where it came from quit being such an embarrassing faggot good god it's pathetic as shit

>>23093403
it's okay if you want to doubt it, every on here is just telling drunken tales I wish I had photos as proofs but one doesn't usually selfies right after waking up in a barren cane field and anyone who does is a brain rotted faggot that should kill himself.

>>23093856
congratulations?

>>23085090
not that well, had been sober for like 2 weeks after for a few years drinking until I passout daily and not really remembering much of my life the last years. It was tough havening to cut down as I went cold turkey but that shit fucked me up. While cutting down I have lost like 40 kg this year and I was happy I could stay sober for a bit even tho my head became a mess and I remembered why I was always drunk. Fell in again 2 days ago and blacked out alone in my room again. Now I am dissapointed in myself

>>23085526
Swedes are devil spawn don't mind him

I don't think this general is going to catch on

>ooh i feel fucking terrible i will never drink again
>4 hours pass
>haha another 6 pack wont hurt

>don't drink for a day
>hands and feet hurt for some reason
hehe

>>23098818
this it why I willfully choose to never sober up. I've even drove from the gold coast to lightning ridge completely pissed going 90-100 miles the whole way
>>23099121
it might just be your body's response to your blood rethickening, take an aspirin or drink some white wine.

>>23098818
if my bitch did this to me I'd take pictures of her fupa when she sits or sum, or put a roast beef sandwich next to a pic of her

somehow I managed to drink 150 beers in 3 days. how am I not dead?

>>23099188
Not a fan of white wine or rosé personally, so I'll poor myself another glass of cheap armagnac...

>>23099271
not a bad call. personally I'm quite partial to neapolitan brandy, mixed with pineapple juice. I know I just insulted the entire french nation there but over ice it's good for in the tropical heat.

didnt get any booze today and its too late to go out now

>>23099326
it's never too late, unless the store's closed. my neighbour just told that after I left the pub yesterday a kangaroo hopped in, so all the lads bought her a can and put them in her pouch, them she thanked kindly and then hopped out. this is shit that actually happens in australia.

>>23099282
It's ok as long as you enjoy your drink lol

>>23099399
thank you for your understanding. my breton friend shit, pisses, and cries blood every time I do it. it's actually funny to watch him spurg-out, looking like a real life soijak.

im at at the peak and have no more booze, not to drunk to be sick but drunk enough to enjoy the world
i hope anons are enjoying their drinks

>>23100250
I thinking about going walking down to the store to buy 2 or 3 gallons of wine. I'm kinda beer'd out now.

>>23100288
a bottle or a 40? MD2020 never fails

5 am boozing alone

Day 2 of no drinking

Fuck reality fuck AA

>>23098808
never say over... althought you're kind of right to be honest, at least we had a good time here, right?

>>23099326
i know what it feel like, it horrible, i wish i have stuff open at night so i can have my midnight drink.

>>23100635
one of the best feeling is to drink and look at the sun rising.

>>23100250
i'm drinking my ususal morning drink (vodka with energy drink) i hope i have enough to be in the same state of mind as you anon