Thread 23089321

No you can't do that

>>23089321 (OP)
why are shitskins so obsessed with Germany?

>>23089324
Rude, we like germans here and have done no wrong to us

>>23089324
Their family is there.

>>23089326
tell that to OP, you nigger

>>23089323
Mexicans love Germany, it's just banter m8

>>23089321 (OP)
>>23089325
I fucking hate those YouTube shorts.
And I hate Germans as well.

>>23089328
Calm your tits turkroach, americans are in their summer break around this time of the year

germans only drink carbonated shit i doubt they even drink coffee, if there are any germans left to be fair

>>23089332
what stupid horsehsit

>>23089328
Its light banter bro
>inb4 we do not banter IN GERMANY

>>23089321 (OP)
Does anyone have the one where he says the meme and then gets punched in the face?

>>23089335
why dont you go fuck yourself shitskin?

German conservatives, do you have a tip for dealing with anti-migrant racists in your party? President Trump has a huge problem with those groypers over here

>>23089333
must be all the turks bumping the numbers, i thought you drank beer

>>23089333
>Turks don't drink coffee
>Nords bask in it
Our stereotypes are upside down in latin america

>>23089324
We like Germans here on this board but making fun of them is just too funny man.

>>23089327
GRIMMIG

>>23089338
yeah that really makes sense, when turks barely drink coffere as you can see on the same map
you retarded balkan monkey

>what stupid horseshit
>pollack gypsy!
>britian is goign bancrupt
>shut up lying american nigger
>what utter horseshit, frankfurt is white
>silence retarded nigger

>>23089343
>pole wants to join the fun but is renowned for it's obsessive compulsive disorder
go stand in the corner, mkay?

>>23089321 (OP)
>I can't believe how far Germany has fallen
>It seems like we keep the culture more alive back home than in Germany

>>23089321 (OP)
We do not make ze joking here in Germany

>>23089344
that nigger is about to rack up 20+ pbtid itt, im not the one with OCD
the best jokes write themselves and im all here to witness that retarded schizo maniac

>>23089342
not sure how accurate that map is but look at bosnia, turkified to the core, we didnt really have coffee overconsumption until the turkish influence and bosnia just never recovered

>>23089348
we dont drink beer for breakfast obviously
I dont even understand what youre argueing about
coffee is extremly popular here

>>23089333
He hardly even drink coffee in GERMANY

>>23089336
Dude what? I just wanted to add the meme to my collection…

>>23089342
yea and by the way mohammad, we all know you didnt go to germany for coffee you did it for alcohol

>>23089349
Do you guys drink drip coffee or espresso based coffee

>>23089347
>im
that's just your kind in general
anything russian or german mentioned and you cunts spaz, I'm preemptively curb stomping that predictable and boring shit before it starts

>>23089352
we like both
cry about it

>>23089351
Never mind I found it… AND NOW I’M GOING GO POST IT HANS!!!

>>23089353
mostly normal coffee

>>23089355
i wish you the best i hope one day you become germany again

IN GERMANY we do not worship george floyd like you americans do

>>23089354
what the fuck are you on about retard, do you even know where you are

>>23089347
>the best jokes write themselves
Yes they do

>>23089347
You mean THE denis? the russian vpn who would terrorize /int/ back in the day?

>>23089354
I went to Belgium and holland and once any old cunt realized I was American they would spaz out about GERMANY too in those countries. Went to Germany and they were still smug and trolly. Eternally mogging their neighbors.

>>23089357
Cappuccinos and lattes? In muttland drip coffee slop is normal

>>23089358
thanks
best to you too

>>23089360
>playing stupid
anyone else will tell you, many good threads die due to your kinds ocd because you get way too emotional about the subject
it's tiresome and extremely gay

>>23089354
based american brother

>>23089361
that's tragic not funny
now this is pure comedy:

>>23089364
drip coffee, yes

>>23089335
>>23089356
>ID: +gAY6folk

>>23089325
imagine being such a shitskin that it takes you 30 minutes to bring a cup of hot water to a boil

>>23089334
Some of us have problems identifying banter due to high quality German autism.

>>23089368
>that's tragic not funny
What's tragic is you were handed a nation state by the same powers behind the Balfour declaration
What's funny is you'll be partitioned again once the Anglo American empire collapses

>>23089370
KEK

>>23089330
are you shitskins really that obessed with Germany that there are youtube shorts about us, so you can jerk yourself off to it?

>>23089363
I could understand the Belgians seething about the Germans, but the flying Dutchmen as well? WTF, Netherlands bros. Your response?

>>23089337
>dealing with anti-migrant racists in your party
It's simple: We get rid of the racist migrants.

>>23089366
the only one who's getting emotional is you
and that russian rapebaby

>>23089374
IST FERTIG!

>>23089373
you're getting emotional about 1/16th of your ancestors looking like this and 15/16th being Anglo-Irish

>>23089378
KURWA MAAAĆ

>>23089380
America is german, deal with it pooplack

>>23089382
he hates his dad and loves his momma
>sanctioned Nord Stream 2 construction
>is happy with the recession in the German car industry
>confronted German chancellor on D-Day: -that wasn't a very pleasant day for *you*
>has the bust of Winston Churchill in the Oval Office and styled his inauguration and official portraits for the 2nd term on the Roaring Lion portrait of Churchill
based Scottish-American

>>23089321 (OP)
>>23089325
Same haha.
>>23089359
We DGAF about Floid either this side of the border.

>>23089321 (OP)
eww gross and unhealthy

>>23089378
using basic pattern recognition to shut you down requires little effort
learn from this, spread it around, and bant without turning it it into a predictable soapbox wash about shit you never went through, like so many threads before this one

>>23089381
>but
Me on bottom right

>>23089387
i just checked your posts itt and you have not made a single funny one in a funny thread
dude like, you suckkk. fuck off

>>23089384
hes doing everything to remilitarize german
youre shortsighted popplack
nothing else is expected from you

https://youtu.be/TLvk4lX9R78?t=35

>>23089384
He's ancestrally both German and Scottish and appreciates both countries. But really he's simply American because a German or Scottish American is a kind of American, not a kind of German or Scot.

>>23089389
youre as funny as cancer, pooplack

>>23089382
Old stock (real americans) are like entirely vaguely British. They're more likely to have ancestry from France or Sweden than Germany

>>23089326
>Rude, we like germans here and have done no wrong to us
König aus Mexiko

>>23089393
wrong

>>23089390
dude, he just tariffed you 15% with 0% in return, gets investment and gets you to invest in American energy bigly, this is after sanctioning Nord Streams, he's literally teabagging your corpse and remilitarization will never happen because germany is too old, bureaucratic inefficient and corrupt, it's just a money laundering scheme, already the 100 billion euro announced was squandered

and you have the new citizenship law, only 3 years of residence required and nothing else, and the next election is in 2029. all according to keikaku
Trump-sama is based, he defanged you while Obummer was handing Europe on a silver platter to the Merkel-Putin tandem (resorting to spying out of weakness)

>>23089321 (OP)
>>23089325
>>23089334
Filthy brown gorilla spic whose parents are cousins

>>23089351
,l
>+gay6fok
>IDo way

>>23089389
post something funny and i'll post something funny

>>23089397
Actually im white slavic from kharkiv

>>23089396
its happening everyday
of course Trump is based, we both agree
and hes currently ending the war in Ukraine
which is entirely a german objective
cry about it, you cancer of Europe

>>23089401
Even worse

why are germans like this?

>>23089321 (OP)
VE DANT DO ZAT EN JAERMANEEEE

>>23089404
those are entirely legitimate questions

>>23089404
If there's one cultural obsession that Germans have (particularly Ex-Prussians), it's doing things right. Brewing beer? Better do it right. Building cars? Better do it right. Gassing jews? Better do it right.

>>23089402
>and hes currently ending the war in Ukraine
>which is entirely a german objective
lol, the us deep state has decided in entirety how long the war will have lasted, delusional retard
>of course Trump is based, we both agree
lolno, itt you say this, in another you say he's retarded and defend the climate scam

what a lolcow

>>23089393
Trump isn't a founding stock American. He is a 3rd generation immigrant. I have multiple ancestors who came from Germany in the 1700s. Including a Hessian mercenary who became an American after the revolution. However, you are correct that we are largely English. Most of the founding stock Americans, you can find a few German, French, Scottish, Dutch, or Nordic ancestors in their lineage. I must say, Americans have kept phenomenal records over the centuries.

>>23089407
>If there's one cultural obsession that Germans have (particularly Ex-Prussians), it's doing things right.
Shutting down nuclear energy & relying on russia for it? Better do it right.
Making the cars bloated plastic goyboxes as a service? Better do it right.

>>23089408
what are you even doing in this thread, pooplack

>>23089407
>Building cars? Better cheat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_emissions_scandal

>>23089404
>Most rental contracts even specify that the rentoid must spend 15-25 minutes ventilating the apartment each day
just turn on the AC lil bro, it ain't gonna bankrupt you

>>23089412
does Volvo even still exist, snownigger?

>>23089404
>>23089406
Yeah same. It’s mental to sanitize your meat like a neurotic and then walk around in your home with street shoes like a toddler.

>>23089321 (OP)
Is why germutts poop all the time and are obsessed with poop so much?

German food is horrible. Worse than English food.

>>23089414
tfw chinese volvo is better than any german car
not to mention japanese
>2015 Toyota Camry headlight replacement - $200
>2015 Volkswagen Tiguan headlight replacement - $1,200

>>23089416
>Is why germutts poop all the time and are obsessed with poop so much?

Likely Jewish projection, the only culture I know that are obsessed with feces are Judeo-Hinduist's.

>>23089417
You don’t know German food nigger.

I just had picrel

>>23089407
Which is a contradiction to the whole narrative that the Nazis gassed the jews. Wooden doors? Lights that would have caught fire if exposed to zyklon-b, rooms with no insulation? Knowing Germans, they would have overengineered the whole building for that execution method.

>>23089418
Why are you butthurt about Germs? Bored of being butthurt about Russians? DO you switch every 8 hours?

>>23089418
why dont you tell us about the gtreat Pooplack car

>>23089420
>Hurr durr mu sausaces with shit vegetables in vinegar
That's it. That's German food.

>>23089329
>>23089334
I get a sense that the blindness to banter is a Lutheran thing because they're honest to a fault and expect that kind of honesty from everyone. German Catholics, on the other hand, take things noticeably less seriously and aren't as inclined to take verbal offenses to heart.

>>23089425
Oh wait. I forgot
>MUH RAW PORK WITH SALT :D

>>23089425
what retarded horseshit

>>23089424
>blocks your path

>>23089428
Yet you don't call me a liar... how odd...

>>23089416
Bro that's literally a Mexican kid

>>23089429
Pooplacks are a joke
the pimple on the arse of Europe
like what the fuck is that gypsy even doing in this thread, like he belongs here?

>>23089425
>>23089427
Clearly you know the meme food from 4chan and never actually ate real German food.
Would you be able to survive eating raw meat in your country? I guess not.

>>23089431
https://youtu.be/p_kKHvbZ4lE
ngl frankfurt be lookin kinda dystopian these days

>>23089426
maybe was true in the 19th century, unified germany was created by prussia and the nazi period drilled that obedience and prussian drill into the very makeup of the soul of every germoid, now there's no distinction, every germoid is a soulless husk of a human being like in the bottom pic
the only alternative is trashy degeneracy in east germany like ramstein vocalist

>>23089433
>Clearly you know the meme food from 4chan and never actually ate real German food.
Been to German restaurants.

>Would you be able to survive eating raw meat in your country? I guess not.
No. We are not barbarians. We cook our food. The Romans were right about you savages.

>>23089410
>Shutting down nuclear energy & relying on russia for it? Better do it right.
Yes, unironically. When woke shit was pushed onto Germans, the conformists went: Being woke? Better do it right. The Prussian ethos is a double-edged sword.
>Making the cars bloated plastic goyboxes as a service? Better do it right.
BMWs are made in China these days.

>>23089325
Mexico is seething that they cant even boil water, it is contaminated even after.

>>23089435
yeah, after two world wars there is no doubt left that any german that thinks the world is "bantering" is not a real german

>>23089423
he couldn't even make it twenty minutes without proving me right
lmao

>>512743746
you really think this thread is about you, you stupid pooplack?
youre literally as out of place on this board as you are everywhere else

>>23089419
Spoken like a true ignorant amerishart

https://www.businessinsider.com/michael-lewis-german-feces-obsession-dukatenscheisser-2016-12

https://torpedotheark.blogspot.com/2018/03/till-eulenspiegel-and-german-obsession.html

https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1cuumkw/german_politicians_video_of_licking_public/

>>23089436
>Been to German restaurants.
Never.

>No. We are not barbarians. We cook our food. The Romans were right about you savages.
French, German, Japanese all eat raw meat. But you can only do that in highly developed countries, so you wouldn’t understand.

>>23089443
>Never.
We have a huge German colony here in Chile. Their beer is out of this world. The food is meh.

>French, German, Japanese
All barbarians.

>>23089435
>the nazi period drilled that obedience and prussian drill into the very makeup of the soul of every germoid
Nonsense. The NSDAP was a cult that came and went like the fucking 1980s. Now, just as before, Germany is a Christian country with deep roots that go way back to Antiquity.
>every germoid is a soulless husk of a human being
Tempted to say "Come to Germany and find out otherwise", but we don't want even more slavs here, and chances are you already live on German soil.

>>23089443
>French
Shit. This sneaked right by me. So you love the French now? You can't even look at each other without declaring war.

>>23089444
not spicy enough?

>>23089353
Everything above austria has horrible coffe.

>>23089446
all your posts are retarded

>>23089405
Perfect digits wasted on a spic thread

>>23089449
Go eat raw pork, you barbarian.

>>23089442
>jewish scat hoaxes

>>23089405
who even makes these memes
like why do we live rentfree in your shitskin heads?
are you people all deranged?

>>23089333
Wtf is going on in Scandinavia

>>23089451
I do, you monkey

>>23089326
your dad was from germany estupid

>>23089449
>>23089454
NEIN NEIN NEIN
ZE FUHRER IS WITH US

Also, the joke is that shartytroons call memes of low quality "coal". So the german guy is eating coal butter and instead of saying "it's coal" he says "it's butter" haha

>>23089456
lol it's just banter, my Kraut friend. German food is delicious. We even adapt it here. Delicious Choripanes and Chucru.

>>23089445
>Now, just as before, Germany is a Christian country with deep roots that go way back to Antiquity.
and the german ladies are feminine

>>23089454
yes

>>23089445
Bavaria is redeemable the rest is prussia autism with east being more like poland.

>thread about Russia
>50 pbtid Polish flag seething
>thread about Ukraine
>50 pbtid Polish flag seething
>thread about Poland
>50 pbtid Polish flag seething
>thread about Germany
>50 pbtid Polish flag seething

>>23089454
Obviously. We can basically classify GDS (Germany Derangement Syndrome) as a mental illness of its own and start diagnosing people.

>>23089335
>ID; GAY FUCK
KEK

>>23089460
nothing about this is banter, you nigger
go fuck yourself

>>23089438
Its takes them 30 minutes to boil a cup of water because its so polluted.

>>23089461
This is what happens when girls marry a boring rich guy for generations and men marry ugly women with money.

>>23089467
lmao you Krauts are a nation of humorless autists. It's so easy making you angry. HEIL HITLER!

>>23089461
Yes, actually. And those you posted still look 100x better than the average slavic woman. Here's one that looks 1,000,000x better.

>>23089465
>that pic
Is more representative of Nords than you. I’ve been to Germany and 95% of German whites don’t look like that.

>>23089464
>>23089471

>>23089469
>This is what happens when girls marry a boring rich guy for generations and men marry ugly women with money.
the sin of materialism and satanic evil. germs are tainted with it beginning with luther and the princes who carried him
ugly souls cause ugly people in ugly surroundings in ugly anti-human nations

my only serious post ITT
glad denis racked up over 30 posts ITT :3

>>23089472
I was in German Texas this weekend and saw a girl with this same face

Rural Germany is very nice
They have cute women that are into nerdy things

>>23089473
youre not even swedish

>>23089475
you ever made a serious post in your life

>>23089474
Not me
Im half German rape
Half Russian rape
With those both powers combined im RAPE

>>23089477
Thank you, Aussiebro, very appreciative

>>23089454
>who even makes these memes
Latinx, obviously.

>>23089472
>Here's one that looks 1,000,000x better.
And here's what she does.

>>23089453
it's sonic taking a shit lmfao

>>23089481
Dated a cutie from Bavaria once
Beautiful country side

>>23089473
I'd be amazed if more than 5% of any phenotypally unspecific white demographic looked like that

>>23089333
What's going on in Luxembourg?
That's like 12 cups a day per person.

The world would be so much better if Germany was the superpower instead of jewmerica.

>>23089477
>>23089483
>>23089485

>>23089487
Toursits and eurofaggots from parlament and their non citizen servants

>512744995
Fuck off jeet

>>23089483
>ugly cougars
This is not the own you think it is.

Why the fuck is everyone bullying Germans. My understanding is that they are the super race? They seem kind and humorous. They need to stop supporting kikes though.

>>23089356
I just died omfg. Never laughed so hard.

>>23089488
>The world would be so much better if Germany was the superpower instead of jewmerica.
we would be burning in hydrogen instead of comfily flying a plane now

germs are so pedantic about being right and think so long term they invested everything into Transatlantic Blimp flights, ending in 1937 after yet another catastrophic disaster
>meanwhile
in june 1939 Pan Am began commercial transatlantic plane flights...

>>23089444
>The food is meh.
Name some actual German food you ate at a Resturant or you’re a liar.

>All barbarians.
Says who?

>>23089446
>So you love the French now?
French cuisine is top notch. Is Beef Tartare barbaric? And yes, there is a big German-French-Friendship. Why don’t you know this?

>>23089494
The twilight of humanity as it browns out.

>>23089494
Success breeds jealousy.

>>23089474
No wonder polish are such trouble makers

>>23089494
bantz bro

>>23089496
do you not get it pooplack, that you are out of place?
youre like a nigger here

>>512745389
>polished

>>23089503
Thanks Putin for geting rid of one of the Kaczyński jewish brothers
Shame the 2-nd was not on the plane

>>23089503
finally, the pooplack has removed himslef
timely so he can go clean toilets like hes supposed to

>>23089497
>Name some actual German food you ate at a Resturant or you’re a liar.
Bratwurst with some vegetables in vinegar and long dry breadsticks.

>>23089499
>straßburg is POLISH kurwa blayt
its funny how universal the we wuzzin' is by the underclass, the entire world over kek

>>23089368
The cop looks like he's ready to fellatio that nigger, kek.

>>23089494
they're not really humorous IRL, they're kinda like rugburn personified. but they're honest, upfront and straight to the point about everything. there's actually a name for this culturally in German, i forget what it was. English "frankness"