Thread 23090122

>News
Currently live on the whatever podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TjZXyDUrAA
School starts tomorrow

>Who is Ellie?
One of the many winners of fishtank season 4 Ellie is known for being pretty, sleeping and doing nothing.

>Ellie socials
https://www.instagram.com/noided.e/
https://www.tiktok.com/@smegmaoverlord
https://kick.com/lolcowlenard
https://www.reddit.com/r/lenard/

>Other
-- Archive
https://archived.moe/bant/search/subject/ftlenard/
-- Some Content
Soup eating:
https://gofile.io/d/Hc8KAo
Ellie&Letty Podcast from the S4 challenge:
https://gofile.io/d/37X0BY
Whatever Podcast Only Ellie Cut:
https://gofile.io/d/FpEbPR>>23072346
Confessional:
https://gofile.io/d/jRupGr
Homeless stream with Powenvy:
https://gofile.io/d/b2cu9Z


Previous: >>23072346

Watermellie

sanpaku eyes but it's a bit

dumpin

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

I'm going to sleep, if anyone has an Ellie side profile picture. Can you please post it. Thank you in advance. I need it for a reason, and not a tribute.

baha is stealing your girl

>>23090319
I hope shes secretly insane

>30 is pushing it
Aight ima head out then

>>23090375
zoomers stay winning my 2006 cock is ready to breed

This is a Julius reference

>>23090688
HE LIVES

i'm glad i missed this show it's so boring.

How many times is she going to go on this retarded podcast?

>>23090319
Day 1 shit we knew

will work on the cut when download is done. transcript is in the works

>>23090860
thanks germbro

Breaking news. Gigi has gained 2 followers since I last checked. Probably people from @whatever?

>>23090319
yeah she said on that on the tank "I think I'm okay" in relation to her not having filled the prescription and it being weeks later

>>23090860
Interested in knowing if she kept up the staring into the camera for the whole 7 hours

ellie is still struggling with blinking

>>23091908
winking*

i love ellie

>>23091986
She wore this big coat so she could sneak out of the house wearing her skimpy shirt and gigi wouldn't see

>>23092436
naughty girl

i was overestimating the performance of last weeks video, wonder how this one will do.

lol some dude is trying to pull a Q in ellie's kick chat and get an "interview" with her

Ellie is beautiful, sexy and cute.
She is all three.

>>23093284
Thanks for the update i guess

dumpin

>>23093773
ignore this one

So are ya Chinese or Japanese

good stuff man

>>23093786
thank you.

I will see if I can come up with some more stuff. I want to make some stuff that takes a little bit more effort, but cba.

>>23093783
Engrish

>>23090122 (OP)
Why do you guys keep spamming the high schooler jet fucked?

>>23094035
debunked
>>>/wsg/5945251

>>23093797
i have been looking for a good side profile but hard to find.
this weeks podcast is giving a little bit of trouble with the diarization, they all sound too similar. need to tweak the settings more. probably cut have cut it faster by skimming through it but whatever. scene detection also needs some fine tuning still.

anyway, here a compilation of the ellie clips from the main site ordered chronologically from the meta data. i think i got rid of most of the faulty data, maybe some scrambled audio in there. Also the director cam is a bit delayed, could have thought of that earlier.
also sorry for the filesize turns out i am an idiot when it comes to video encoding.


https://mega.nz/file/DtARVL6R#f6s-a3olySkXpHKHYTM0_DlHuCgojQ1djXvk8Xzu4ik

>>23093797
>I want to make some stuff that takes a little bit more effort, but cba.

I feel you, but maybe I'll try to get creative. always nice to see oc though

>>23094129
nice thanks

>>23094110
Cheers anon much appreciated, good work. I've been looking too, it's just for a small edit.

>>23094127
Yeah, just trying to put some OC in to keep the threads fresh. I need to make a proper edit.

>>23094129
>>23094132
>>23094137
Thank you.

>>23094132
This one should do

>>23094134
>>23094144
welcome

>>23094735
epic
>>23094877
she cute

>>23094983
thx

>>23095031
JC.

JC hearted my comments in Lenardcord, I still think about this.

Love this little cutie pie so much

>>23091986
will she show up to school like this

struggling to catch up on those whatever parts i missed. but ellie did really good, didn't get baited into any of these gotchas, did her thing and got in everyones head.

>>23096405
Who are these retards and what is this podcast about? Being a whore?

>>23096405
Shss gained like 2500 followers from going on that shit. Nearly 6k followers now

>>23096421
It's an e-whore podcast where the host asks lowbrow questions about politics or social issues surrounding relationships between men and women. 2022 politics being stretched out to make a bit of money from retarded men.

>>23096826
it was pretty hard to discern if that were remaining fishtank fans from the hyde post or whatever. But about 150 new followers since the 2nd episode. that is still pretty alright about 1,5 new followers per 1k views. not sure if they bot their viewercount, I would assume the regular watchers have followed her by now

I caused this

Shes posting weird ass shakes at 11:45? Do cali schools just have way cooler food than the rest of the country or did she just lie about being in high school

>>23097174
>Do cali schools just have way cooler food
probably

>>23097221
No we’re not allowed to have sugary shit in schools here. She probably went off campus for lunch that’s really common especially amongst upperclassmen

>>23097236
My school didnt allow us to leave campus because some bitch got hit by a car a few years before i went there :(

if you guys know where her highschool is which most of you do there's all kinds of shops and food places within walking distance

>>23097174
>did she just lie about being in high school
Assume she's lying about everything.

>>23097403
Well yur a psychopathic samefag of course you assume everyone is lying because you always are

i hope this cutie patootie is enjoying her day

>>23097236
looks like they got some healthy stuff too

update
ellie is now a groomer

>her posts get more juvenile when shes back to school
shes cute

>>23098907
She found a sexy freshman

why is this faggot simp always around

>>23098907
i have been groomed. finally a trauma to exploit

>>23099269
>lets do something better with our lives
And by that he means be friendly in her offline kickchat, not actually moving on with his life.
lol

>>23099715
forget him hes is lost, a poor lost simp in simp purgatory

is she still larping as a virgin?

>>23099963
NEVER EVEN HELD A HAND

I got fucking a cold, grim days ahead lads.

>>23099269
Ask him

>>23099993
ROMANTICALLY

>>23099993
she will and it will be me LOL

me and julius, me on top.
https://files.catbox.moe/6zetoc.mp4

>>23100427
biiiig stretch

Love this little chuddie wuddie cutie pie so freaken much

How is she such a perfect little sweetie pie

Ellie....

>>23100482
>>23100675
>>23100726
get a hold of yourself m8

just messaged ellie

hope she accepts my invite to scea (sony playstation)

I just really love her. A lot

>>23100864
ill take care of her for you

make sure all her womanly needs are met

I miss her so much.

>>23097291
we couldnt leave campus as freshmen but we jumped the fence and did anyways B)

>>23100874
DIE CHINK

Eleanor...

>>23100904
thanks for introducing us

ill take it from here bruh

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

>>23100778
>>23100874
>>23100928
looks like you're eager to get jail time, enjoy

Cuddling Ellie. Holding hands with Ellie. Giving Ellie a cute look when your eyes meet.

>>23101057
cock blockers up in here

Eleanor "Ellie" Moon AKA Lenard...

its true

>>23101126
whats the significance?

>>23101131
i thought the groomer part was fake

i think ellies grooming me to be her money slave

>>23101133
have you used her paypal yet?

>>23101136
lel

what

no, of course not

>>23101157
she responds to big tips. I'm sure you have a better chance if you give her a lot of money

I love her so much it hurts. It hurts more than it did day one it's not getting any better.

Look at that hippo rot.

suicidal for eleanor

>>23101357
Limerence will indeed kill you nigga if you feed it, got to stop feeding it at this point.

tell me if missed any parts.
ellie whatever 2 speaking compilation:

https://gofile.io/d/nuKK5c

>>23101458
>8hrs
>9 minutes of talking
lmao

>>23101458
>got the world wars right this time
Improvement. Should have got it right the first time tho.
I tuned in and out so I don't know if you got most of it, but 9mins seems about right. In all honesty I respect it, 9hrs of that shit would make me murderous.
>>23100330
Seethe more faggot

>>23101591
you are a faggot wagie

you guys really arent on the ball like you used to be. shes pulling the wool over your eyes in a really obvious way and not a peep from any of you. nothing super juicy but you guys would be talking about it and its really disheartening that nobody has noticed.

>>23101609
not being very good e-stalkers thats all ill say

>>23101609
>>23101613
Explain to me like I'm 5.

ellie drops breadcrumbs on purpose she wants you to analyze all her posts but you guys dont do that anymore and it probably hurts her feelings that nobody cares anymore

>>23101609
I'm ill nigga, I got no tolerance for this shit right now. She can farm the other faggots for now.

>>23101628
you arent important wagie

When I'm dating Ellie my petname for her will be "elliecakes"

>>23101625
true maybe if she didnt ignore me

Ellie buns

>>23101632
I've known this since I was child, you saying it makes you sound pathetic. Maybe post more about how much you hate her.

>>23101649
i dont hate her, you pathetic simp.

>>23101625
I'm too retarded to decipher any subliminal messages.

>>23101458
>she admits to being a gold digger
lmao

>>23101657
>>23101645
>>23101628
sounds like a bunch of excuses, you guys are supposed to be the front line elliefag soldiers and you dont even care about her anymore

>>23101458
her airhead valley girl voice is funny

Groomer. Rabbits playing chess. Ghislaine Maxwell. Pickle rick. What does it all mean...

Julius post a vocaroo recording of your voice

>>23101669
I'll give what she puts out

ignore all brit fags

>i make you do things
wagie= retard

>>23101709
I would happily post my voice if you posted yours. But, you're a pussy so.

>>23101731
i only do things i want to do. Not your lolcow you dumbass schizoid

>>23101737
>i only do things i want to do.
Like posting yourself?
>Not your lolcow you dumbass schizoid
You're right, you're not my lolcow, you're my bitch.

>>23101746
no you're my bitch
>posted myself
because i wanted to, you bitchy simp

>stews and soups are everything to me so whoever i end up with will have to share that love of soups

soupanon is in

>>23101795
Having stews and particularly soups during winter is pretty regular here. Soups are the easiest meals I cook during winter. Is that all it takes for yellow bitches?

>>23101825
you are never getting a gf

>>23101826
Already had one faggot

>>23101833
no you never have you are a virgin i can tell

>>23101837
I have 1 body, and lost my "virginity" when I was 16. Not having sex since has been a choice, I've had plenty of chances unc.

you are a schizoid wagie you cant form relationships with other people

>>23101845
>you cant form relationships with other people
Unironic trvke. I do struggle with this, but also the reason I do not sleep around.

>>23101856
you have no chance with a girl like Ellie. You have very low social skills

>>23101859
>you have no chance with a girl like Ellie.
I could have taken one back to my hotel room last weekend. She's nothing special.
>You have very low social skills
You're projecting, which is why you won't post your voice.

can't be fucked reading your reply, you are an emotional sperg, i'm shitting all over you

>>23101872
You type this believing these words will mean something to me. You live in Aus in faggot, there are plenty of East-Asians there, go find one that looks like Ellie.

>>23101669
she needs to be less lazy and boring. make me care about you ellie.

>>23101669
i am sorry, will do better.

I heard my mother having sex this morning, and it reminded me of Ellie.

>>23101669
>>23101609
I don't care

>>23102374
lol

>>23101625
Maybe she should drop he panties instead of fucking bread then

>>23101795
Nigga im just a shitposter but i did meme myself into making a bunch of soups so that was fun. Corn chowder this weekend im excited

>>23102599
she is grooming you

>>23101609
>>23101669
you cant say this and not make a schizo interpretation yourself. what? she's playing chess but ignoring the rules? you can't account for randomness of life when following logic or structure? who cares

>>23102612
Nah she has proven to be a poser. Gets soup at fucking restaurants and chick fil a instead of making her own.

>>23101795
>>23102599
I changed my mind.
SAW SAW I ALWAYS WIN HAHA.
Later virgins

oi i was about to bump this

>>23103092
Too slow, little german. You lost and I (me) won.
The captcha agrees

love ellie

Loving Ellie. Holding hands with Ellie. Laughing at memes with Ellie. Sharing your food with Ellie. Cuddling with Ellie

Perfect little cutie patootie sweetie pie

GOON 4 ELLIE

>>23106223
**Ellie-Ellie-Woo, Where Are You?**
We got some work to do now.
**Ellie-Ellie-Woo, Where Are You?**
We need some help from you now.

Come on **Ellie-Woo**, I see you... pretending you got a sliver
But you're not fooling me, 'cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver.

You know we got a mystery to solve,
So **Ellie-Woo** be ready for your act.
(**Ellie-Woo**) Uh-uh Uh-uh
Don't hold back!
And **Ellie-Woo**, if you come through
You're going to have yourself an **Ellie snack!**
(That's a fact!)

**Ellie-Ellie-Woo, where are you.**
You're ready and you're willing.
If we can count on you **Ellie-Woo**,
I know we'll catch that villain.

Cutest little cutie pie in the whole world

>>23106575
very true

Goddamn she looks good in the latest IG story pic.

>>23106669
lucky boys at school

>>23106705
she is so fucking beautiful

>>23106705
I wish she'd post more mirror selfies, I know many people would enjoy that since her fits go nuts

She really is the prettiest girl I've ever seen

>>23106705
she looks like shes about to break into the capital on january 6th

Sleep tight my little elliecakes

a thread free of retarded brits

>>23106705
Just show us your ass in those shorts already god damn it.
Shes not even a good ig whore

>>23106705
oh god that hat is too cute

Why are some of you still in her kick chat pretending to be girls? Do you not see how gay and cringe that is?

Eleanor "Ella / Ellie" Moon AKA Lenard...

anyone else find it weird that the @whatever host called ellie "lenard" on the show?

>>23107991
He mentioned on the first episode 'werent you called lenard on fishtank? Isn't that your nickname?' and she said 'my name was Ellie on the stox'. He knows she's lenard from fishtank

>>23107991
>>23107998
she explained that her friend in middle school with her came up with male names for themselves and Lenard stuck, that was in the previous whatever iirc

>>23108294
I know why she calls herself that. Just thought it was weird that the host started calling her that

>>23107930
as opposed to me, a true and real female ellie fan

>>23098894
>>23097221
>>23106705
all of these pics are from disneyland

>>23107930
one of the male chatters is obviously ellie. she made an alt so she wouldn't get in trouble with sistermommy.

>>23109722
>disneyland
she's a little too young to go there

>>23109722
finally someone picks up on context clues, theres still some big things nobody has noticed yet

>>23097174
She lied about being in high school

>>23109752
Disney land > grooming ?

ive been vagueposting this whole thread but you guys deserve it

>>23109722

man it was all there, i need to get my head in the game.

>>23109777
I deserve cold beer, warm pussy and some place to take a shit with a door

>>23109723
Or... she doesnt go there because the 4 or 5 dudes frequenting that place a huge fucking losers

>>23109722
What, do you think im rainbolt or something how should i have known that?

topography wise that trainstation looked rather odd

>>23109722
That’s a pretty good price for Disneyland food

If you go to disneyland you get to see tons of tight little asians in tiny shorts

>>23109830
head in the game germany i believe in you. now ask yourself, why would she be at disneyland during a "school week?" why would she miss the first day of school to be on the whatever podcast? curious

Ellie is going on dates to disneyland with the Whatever podcast guy and you are at home stroking your little pecker

Ellie is doing online school btw fuck it I can't wait for another 2 days for you guys to realize it like you did the disneyland thing.

>>23110240
ok so now what

you guys dont even pay attention to her you just fantasize about this fake constructed version of her that you made in your head. i have limerance fatigue from you niggers

>>23110240
>>23110293
Uhh... ok. Why should i give a shit what her day to day is like?

>>23110312
thought you guys loved her

>>23110225
it feels a bit creepy though and i think i have to prepare for the next... torture session.
unless she is one of the us flags here and disappointed in the lack of progress

>>23110339
My loyalties are to soup and soup alone. She is a fucking POSER that doesn't even make her own

>>23110339
It's too painful to obsess over her every move knowing I can't have her yet
Just need to let her live her life until then

>>23110343
>unless she is one of the us flags here and disappointed in the lack of progress
Stop caring about that shit dude. Her job is to entertain us not the other way around. All your efforts are pointless in regard to her.

>>23110365
i do what i want

>>23110386
Ok. Just make sure its what you want and you aren't doing things because you think thats what she wants.
Just trying to help i hate seeing dudes destroy themselves over parasocial shit

>>23110228
she's dating the host?

>>23110574
Obviously...

>>23110578
how is that obvious? if he had a social media post at disneyland or something it might make a little bit of sense

>>23110578
why is it obvious? did she post something alluding to it?

>>23110240
>>23110293
explain your schizo conclusion retard, no one else cares enough. why would it matter at all even if so, some of you fags are too far gone

>>23110593
>>23110597

>>23110240
Why would she do online school lmao

Hymen statis? intact
Throat status?unbruised
Hand status? unheld

In germany at 18 you could just excuse yourselve from school, what they gonna do. Not that I ever did though, I was a model student of course.

>>23110648
what was your favorite subject?

>>23110648
Not in my school and things have only gotten stricter over the years.

>>23110648
probably history, but depending on whatever was in the curriculum really. Some fun and interesting bits in any of them

>>23110651
probably history, but depending on whatever was in the curriculum really. Some fun and interesting bits in any of them

>>23110593
>>23110597
>stayed in LA after whatever podcast
>goes to disneyland the next take
>another shake cup is in the pic she posted >>23097221
Why the fuck do you think he invited her back and she wore that slutty top?

>>23110293
I understand your sentiment, I feel the same way whenever the rest of these losers rage out at her when she doesn't do what they want
It truly feels like I'm the only one who understands and loves her or at least tries to, more than you fags

>>23110765
>understands and loves her or at least tries to, more than you fags
You are doing the exact opposite of what that post said. You dont even know her.

>>23110240
I fail to see the significance in this

>>23110293
there's like two, maybe three anons that fit that description
Soup anon is a pretty chill person in these threads, curious although >>23110355 I believe she can make a killer soup or stew if she wanted, I'm making a beef stew on Monday when it's raining and cool out for once

I just really love Ellie. A lot. Yes I know it's bad. It will pass at some point and I'll get on with my life.

>>23110980
>believe she can make a killer soup or stew
I would hope so its the easiest thing to cook after eggs. Literal peasants could do it by just throwing whatever they found in a pot

I've made plans for ellie to visit hoardermans next month. And you know what that means, i will be fucking her in the hotel 15 minutes after she lands

ok i think i decoded this.
we see zizek, kanye, chrischan and peter thiel. all suspiciously dressed in upper body apparal that resembles the iconic garb of iconic pedophile freddy kruger

>>23111961
Its 4 gay men. 4 = 4chan gaymen = anon
4chan is gay

>>23112095
Love this little cutie so damn much

>>23111961
she posted that when some schizo was going off about some random julius discord people being bagelcord sleeper agents who report back to ellie. i think this was her way of acknowledging that.

love this cutie so damn much

we need to petition norwaybro to release the tapes

>>23112168
Reminds me of connor tbqh. I know connor isnt hairy but the way he is standing reminds me of him

>>23112168
kek

>>23112175
himothy

>>23112693
lol

>>23110980
>>23111028
scratch that, making a country stew instead since a kind neighbor provided me some string beans and corn from their garden

Life sucks

I might just kill myself I'll never have her or anyone like her

I wish season 4 didn't come along when it did and I wish that euro bitch never pulled out. This shit really did a number on me.

>>23112839
remember to loop your noose 13 times so that way it closes harder, thus snapping you neck and killing you instantly instead of the rope suffocating you slowly.

>>23112839
Same

There's no point anymore

>>23112839
dont worry bruh

san diego sony playstation anon will take good care of your girl for ya

were gonna be having heh

lots of fun

heh

anyways, yall know whether or not ellie likes to eat dried boogers

i have a wall painted in my dried boogers

i call it the booger wall

and whenever i need a quick salt fix

i give my booger wall a GOOD lick

>>23112839
post your face just censor the eyes for privacy and ill tell you honestly of you can get a girl like her

>>23112873
if*

>>23112876
>>23112873
Fuck off 40 year faggot washed up musician

Wonder what she's doing right now

Probably getting railed by some broccoli haired faggot

Probably has her septum piercing back in

>>23112872
>booger wall
hey I have a cum wall.

>>23112899
do you lick it

yeah, you prolly lick it

gross af

>>23112881
jfc you are actually retarded. Just do it kys you retarded mong

>>23112909
no but whenever a new layer drys solid I like to pat the crackly dry texture and sniff it.

>>23112920
you should cum on a canvas

and hang that shit up in a museum

get famous

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

>>23112932
neck yourself loser

>>23112935
and when flies begin to circulate around the canvas

itll prove that the dry cum is real

>>23112935
a true artist cums for his passion not for profit and not for the rich to speculate over
though I did once sell the come sock I used, never washed, from the ages of 15 to 20 to a stranger on the dark web for $2000

>>23112952
>$2000

you got jipped bruh

i sold mine for 100000000 dollars

I'm having a meltdown cashout right now but it still isn't 1/100th of a retard sperg-out some namefags have had on a regular day

>>23112959
were they by any chance a pair of spiderman underpants that were to crystallise they could stand on their own and would shatter if dropped.

>>23112965
you are a fucking retard that fell for the fake dox, subhuman retard nigger

>>23112967
nah

mine was a stained mattress cover in which i stapled onto a canvas

the pungent odor and the various insects that populate within the sheet gave it that authentic feel (which it was) that these snobby art collectors go for

>>23112986
the title of the piece was "cum on a mattress cover, life, sunsets and outer space"

>>23112974
mesmerizing.

>>23112986
>>23112991
reminds me of another one of my peices. its a water barrel kept by my bed to piss in after cumming where all the piss has fermented into ammonia as the water evaporated out and all the cum that was in my dick has fallen down to form a think grey-brown layer. I call it "a reliable friend".

Fully cooled off on Ellie

>>23113005
thats awesome

rn, right this minute, im working on the follow up to my master piece "cum on a mattress cover, life, sunsets and outer space"

i call it "the omen"

its a 100 ft by 100 ft red canvas with a pentagon in the middle of it

the pentagon will obviously be painted with my cum

>>23113012
ok now kys beta bitch

>>23113014
>pentagon

hehe

i meant pentagram

Tightening your trip around Ellie's neck and watching her turn from a grimey jungle gook yellow to a blue. I'm talking blue. I'm talking RGB 0,0,255 blue.

>>23113021
you are never getting a gf, just suicide

Get the band back together you hairy inbred looking faggot

watermellie lore update
she took a few bites of the watermelon slice and then put it back with the uneaten ones and never picked it back up.

Can't wait for this stupid sluts mayli arch when she realises college is shit

going to mira mesa cotixan for some mex

>>23113014
that would to pretty cool.

>>23113032
i'm better than you in everyway you gay little bitch

>>23113039
just adorkable

Sending Ellie pictures of me cutting myself Benleaks style

I hate Ellie. That is all.

all the ellie simps suiciding

i dedicate this song to ellie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ytJpODUUs&list=RD33ytJpODUUs&start_radio=1

>>23113763
>>23114224
Uncanny

>>23114579
truu

also new

>>23114616
>>23114616
>>23114616