Thread 23093764

welp..., its only 10:30 any step-sister/childhood friend/ex-girlfriend(we we're dating before my mother got with her father) has called me 4 time already to join the fucking british army, she lives over there and is in it. I mean how bad can it be that you need ME to fight for you, I've gone amongst IRA, for the rainbow serpent's sake; stop bothering me I'm done with that shit and just want to run my chicken farm and establish my newly acquired pig farm and maybe start a family I'm done hurting other
also fuck starmer to death a 19 inch dragon dildo

>>23093764 (OP)
im glad youre on bant anon

don't die in ukraine anon

>>23093776
thank you fren.

>>23093784
if I going to anyway, it'll be in my warm bed with a beautiful woman's around my cock. I've done enough to deserve it. I just find it weird that they're trying so hard to recruit skilled fighters it's been over 8 since I last been in a proper firefight.

>>23093858
the person pestering you is likely only doing this to make a commission off of you, not realizing that they will be sacrificed too. you will be screaming out for mother in your last breath.

>>23093764 (OP)
Fuck the british army

call 5
there'll be another one in another half hour. I wish I could block them but they come from burner numbers.

Are you the aus anon who thinks he has mad cow disease?

>>23094033
I know it's my sister's voice, we've been friends since age 8. I'd go back pupua and kill nigger with slam guns than ever fight in any international war. I may be schizo but it's seems like someone's planning something.
>>23094036
I haven't associated with IRA in about 5 years but *whatever sound that make in this situation*
>>23094069
no that my great grandfather. turns out he die from it

>>23094081
Are there Irish republicans in aus or were u in Ireland?

>>23094081
frankly, i have reason to believe the great wars were manufactured. this time seems no different. praying for your safety, brother. these are perilous times.

>>23094091
n, they are. in brisbane, were I was born a d grew up, they ended there after fleeing the law due thier "shoplifting" habits. so yeah I gree up surrounded by provos and by dad even calls then brother and I call them uncle. I've been to northern ireland a few times.
>>23094111
I personally believe that ww1 was a manufacturered affair, but not ww2, but all the major wars since then have been. so I'm inclined to agree with good sir.

>>23093858
>I just find it weird that they're trying so hard to recruit skilled fighters it's been over 8 since I last been in a proper firefight.
>I may be schizo but it's seems like someone's planning something.
for real?

british army, that's interesting

>>23094136
That serb anon drew an aussie snag for u btw you should go save it if u havent already

>>23094159
I was in about 50 or 55 exchange in New Guinea highlands while working for a contractor there. seen plenty of killing there, and yes cannibalism happen there. I was indirectly working for mobile exxon.

>>23094193
no me but it'll be fun to see

>>23094197
i've heard contractors are generally more dangerous than joining the military, but they pay pretty well
i saw you describe it as being like far cry

but i was more curious about how you felt like someone is planning something

>>23094202
Ah my bad

>18 missed calls
>>23094214
sorry I decided to have an extended siesta, the heat was killing me.

you can make a lot of money really quickly as a contractor but the higher money the more dangerous and more far away the job is. I remember I wole up thinking to do my usual routine and patrol, but no, the locals found out what aussie minimum wage was and they wanted another $16.30 per hour. needless to say the niggers, about 600 of them, started a riot and tried to get in the camp. I got a call suppress it, I ended up leaving my quarters and got there to see the sea if niggers, heard the reports that they captured and raped an american woman and saw red. next thing I know was on the browning sitting atop the wall and it all went black, I eventually came to, all my colleagues cheering and the niggers scattered off into the jungle. of the nigger there was nothing but an ocean of blood, speckled with about 50 or 60(yeah I have a higher body count than a single mother on tinder) but that's all in a days work. still traumatised as fuck to this day, but don't feel any guilt.

also IP change, since I do that all the time.

>>23095731
that's pretty heavy stuff, anon. how old were you then, if you don't mind me asking?

>>23095731
np
i think i'll sleep as well but ty anon
take care

>>23095794
nighty night, sweet dreams anon.
>>23095790
I was about 19 or 20 at the time. I only the job through my father and brother in law, and got assigned to security since I can shoot the wings off a fly at 400 yards.

>>23095818
>nighty night, sweet dreams anon.
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