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Anonymous (ID: /4z0imcz) United States No.23095993 >>23096014 >>23096111 >>23096124 >>23097037 >>23097057 >>23097065
can i have my foreskin back
Anonymous (ID: EChuVbJH) Croatia No.23096008
sure, but it's probably in formaldehyde unless it's been sacrificed to moloch
Anonymous (ID: D+4R4Tta) Australia No.23096014 >>23097060
>>23095993 (OP)
you wanna borrow mine for a while?
Anonymous (ID: aTl5E/u/) United States No.23096015
Sorry I accidentally ate it
Anonymous (ID: iKzUROxz) Canada No.23096111
>>23095993 (OP)
no
Anonymous (ID: 1HKEx9xh) United Kingdom No.23096124
>>23095993 (OP)
anon, I'm so sorry...
it was blended up and put in a $13,000 cream, which a celebrity slathered all their face in a desperate, terrified bid to stave off the inevitable death of their career
they didn't even use all of it, and it rotted away in the boudoir of their third-favourite mansion

I wish I were joking
Anonymous (ID: xdYX2lGk) Poland No.23097037
>>23095993 (OP)
We needed it for stem research, goy.
Anonymous (ID: lTvjzHJ5) Netherlands No.23097057
>>23095993 (OP)
Say no more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0C8bdirjiI
Anonymous (ID: lTvjzHJ5) Netherlands No.23097060
>>23096014
Did they put it on layaway?
Anonymous (ID: Uqo9odyj) United States No.23097065 >>23097070
>>23095993 (OP)
no but you can get a fucking job and pay taxes to pedophiles
Anonymous (ID: lTvjzHJ5) Netherlands No.23097070
>>23097065
*tarifs