Thread 23096909

reply to my thread immediately
(please)

>>23096909 (OP)
it's ok

Just saged your thread. Whore.

>>23096930
not a whore sorry

the filename is exactly the same, i just noticed

>>23097018
thank you for noticing

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sorry i couldn't write anything i had to reply immediately

>>23097014
I just saged it again. Slut.

>>23097025
it's okay thank you for your immediacy feel free to take your time in future
>>23097033
please stop being mean to me it is rude and untrue and uncalled for

>>23097043
fuck you bastard bitch

>>23096909 (OP)
hi
how are your mustard plants

>>23097043
youre fat and ugly and stupid

>>23097118
they just sprouted so i uncovered them
it'll probably be another week before they're ready to eat
i think you're supposed to plant some every two weeks to have a constant supply

>>23097251
i still have not planted my spice garden it is too rainy lately

>>23097359
i need rain

>>23097359
which spices are you going to plant sorry

Femboy thread, everything will be fine.

>>23097542
not a femboy thread

>>23097118
Tommy. Forgive me for calling you a faggot. You're not. I'm also a femboy uwu

>>23097871
You're tlaking tlo Angels. Respect our território, please.

>>23097980
be quiet please

>>23097986
I've bumping the thread. I owe Tommy my please and you're not supposed to be here, GIRL!!!

>>23097359
Tommy please forgive me i feel guilty please i beg you

>>23098071
i'm not a girl what the heck

>>23098209
Yes, you are. Stop lying nooooooow

>>23097980
territorio lol

i tried to learn portuguese once but it was like spanish only more difficult, so i got mad & stopped
i will at some point though

>>23098220
You already speak the world's language. Why do you even tried to learn portuguese?

>>23098226
i dunno if i like "the world's language" to be honest
it is useful, but ALL the psyops are in english basically
i enjoy the view brazillians and russians have on the world and culture, and the way they write
i guess..

>>23097118
Just found out you're also a girl ;/

>>23098236
remain silent

>>23098231
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=60JWzOfj0DU

>>23097366
idk yet but i definitely want mustard and probably basil and maybe sage and coriander
i think i will grow pepper plants too maybe jalapenos

>>23097972
it is okay
i am not easily offended

This thread and its content is very gay

Despiration threade monento

>>23098348
Médico. I tried taking sleeping pills in the hospital but the systems were down. What should i do?

>>23098322
:D

>>23098324
i haven't tried growing basil or coriander but chilli peppers usually turn out well and my sage is still alive
>>23098341
i didn't even post anything gay in this thread what are you talking about
>>23098348
yes

>>23098372
I'm on shrooms and this just made me very confused

>>23098420
i sori

>>23098426
you better be because anyone who makes me question myself will be punished by death from now on

>>23098382
this is great news maybe i will plant something this weekend (weather permitting) or maybe cultivate some things indoors and eventually transplant them

>>23098348
>>23098420
>>23098682
This character looks like he posts pictures of his twinkhole on internet forums

>>23098723
did you got o defccon?

>>23098723
kys Mamiya Takuji would never do this

>>23098420
>>23098682
you sound like a fun guy haha
>>23098719
the weather is horrible i hate it i want to move somewhere with no sunlight

>>23098726
You must have me confused with someone else.

>>23098744
Erm, yeah, no. He’d totally do it for attention.

>>23098779
i don't

>>23098785
be quiet

>>23098785
Prove it

>>23098795
i can't

>>23098723
>twinkhole
do not utter this forbidden word in my presence

and i can't ask you to prove a negative either

i probably could prove it if i would bother to

>>23098756
I'm only fun when high
owari da
>>23098779
you're confused there's multiple swissys

>>23098807
How amusing. You accuse me, yet openly confess you have no proof. Without evidence, your claim is nothing but a fantasy. And I, unlike you, deal in facts.

Fact: It wasn't me

>>23098826
fungi

>>23098756
alaska was like that for most of the year, but also -30C sorry
nothing grows there just ice and alcoholism and world record suicide rates

>>23098830
t.

other swiss posters defile me
they cause nothing but trouble

>>23098831
>decay exists as an extant form of life

>>23096909 (OP)
replying immediately

>>23098834
maybe i should just move to the scottish highlands or something idk

even courts don't prove things deductively, it's all just constructing and deconstructing narratives in the end

>>23098853
thanks awfully

>>23098824
Its the correct medical term, thoughever.

>>23098826
The other one posts cat not Nyanko and Wanwan

>>23098836
You could always try to explain what you think happened

so then it's a matter of skill i guess

>>23098873
you're kindly welcome.

>>23098874
>You could always try to explain what you think happened
true
i should try, really

my grandpa was a lawyer, then fought in the korean war, then tried to start a hotel in belize in the late 80s
it went well but he had to flee back to america after pissing off some criminal organization, no one knows the details
i wish i had gotten to know him but he died when i was 3

>>23098874
why do people feel the need to use the worst phrases imaginable to describe buttes

>>23098874
no there's the faggot who actually has a boyfriend and has no business coming here to whine about his shitty life

>>23098886
So what does any of that have to do with me?

>>23098891
Because asshole sounded too vulgar and made me feel like a barbarian while I was typing it.

>>23098895
Aren't you the Swiss that got in trouble for bragging about how you can make a bomb? Pretty sure thats you.

>>23098927
a little barbarism is okay as a treat

I just saw my first cane toad of the season. I decided to put a lit cigarette in his mouth. it's funny to watch him draw

>>23099006
don't do that

>>23098927
yes and i'm pretty sure he would not post indecent images of himself you cryptic nigger

>>23099011
you're required by law to kill them on sight. might as well make it funny.

>>23099021
kill

>>23099021
the road to hell is paved with good intentions

>>23099038
would slowly beating it to death with a pipe be more humane? at least this way be got a last smoke.

>>23099042
I live in the real life catachan, hell can't be much worse.

>>23099056
how about you
A) Don't respect the law on killing random toads like any normal person
B) Indulge in the fun of killing a toad without having to assume any moral highground

>>23098993
If you say so

>>23099012
Please don't call me the nigger word

>>23099056
i think the most humane way to kill a toad is with 5kg of semtex

When I was a small shota the twins that lived next door would catch toads so they could stomp them to death in front of me.

>>23099084
that only works if the toads also happen to be london central bankers. I understand your reasoning since I don't see too much difference.

>>23099079
ok zigger

>>23099090
that is fucked
little gremlins

i remember going fishing when i was like 10, i cried about the hook in the fish's mouth
little did i know

but they intentionally did that in front of you?

>>23099096
Keep your pants on Ted Kaczynski

>>23099100
>>23099107
They walked up to me and said, “watch this.” Then they dropped a toad they’d caught and stomped on it. One stomp was all it took for its guts to shoot out of its mouth.

>but they intentionally did that in front of you?
Yeah

pinning mycroft down and sniffing him after i beat him in quake 1v1 (again)

>>23099144
your childhood trauma didn't even make you deveop multiple personalities, another reason why Mamiya Takuji is superior

>>23099144
sorry
>>23099176
LO0 ID

i accidentally broke some kids nose for pulling a spiders legs off when i was 7
that dumb grin kids have when they're fucking with animals, i never could stand it

>>23099176
i am unsniffable

>>23099205
I wouldn't even call it trauma
My mind palace isn't so easily breached

>>23099212
its whatever

>>23099276
I see you're like me.....
We can only dream of becoming like Mamiya Takuji

>>23099298
>Takuji was a socially withdrawn and traumatized individual, shaped by relentless bullying, maternal abuse, and isolation. After hearing about Zakuro's suicide, his already fragile psyche began to deteriorate, leading to vivid hallucinations and delusions that convinced him he was destined to become the world’s Savior. As his grip on reality weakened,
Why would I want to become a mind broken sissy?

>>23099304
I did that to her

>>23099333
bant is the designated mind broken sissy board however

>>23099333
you just quoted the weakest of his 3 DID personas

stop replying to his thread immediately

continue replying to this thread immediately

lorem ipsum
etc

>>23098870
can i come with you pls we can grow vegetables and make baked goods from our own flour made from our own wheat and we can have tea and 100% made-from-scratch scones

>>23099405
All mind broken sissy use bant but not all sissy are mind broken.

>>23099406
Having schizophrenia/mpd isn't actually a super power, thoughever.

>>23099472
aye aye Sir! I'm think about teaching the goanna that lives in bush on my property to play the digereedoo so he can entertain me while I drink. wanna hear move?

>>23099484
>Having schizophrenia/mpd isn't actually a super power, thoughever.
it's better than pretending like your mundane everyday life is the epitome and actually deluding yourself that that is what makes you better

>>23099504
Follow some guide on how to give yourself a tulpa or something if you want to be like him. Pretty sure all those roads lead to the same place.

>>23099573
I tried giving myself schizophrenia through ridigolous amounts of drugs and everything already

STOP REPLYING

>>23099577
Maybe you're just not cut out for it.

>>23099587
my brain is way too rooted in rational thought
it can't be helped this is why everything has to be so boring

>>23099596
Yeah I wouldn't go that far

>>23099600
it literally is though there's no other explanation
no external factors can shake me everyone can die around me I wouldn't care

>>23099615
man don't say that

>>23099615
Maybe you should try to diagnose yourself a little harder. Maybe you'll be able to figure it out with enough mental gymnastics.

>>23099626
the day 15 feds woke me up and I got questioned for 8 hours was just another day
I didn't care it was even exiting because it was novel
everyone was acting like I should experience anxiety or anything but I don't even know what that is
>>23099627
I diagnose myself with infinite boredom of life


man I'm so high on shrooms right now it feels like I don't even know where the letters on my keyboard are but magic

>>23099651
>the day 15 feds woke me up and I got questioned for 8 hours was just another day
>I didn't care it was even exiting because it was novel
>everyone was acting like I should experience anxiety or anything but I don't even know what that is
i'm just saying it's bad to tempt fate that way, like imagining CRAZY horrible scenarios and thinking "yeah i'm so cool, i'd be fine"
i believe you though

>>23099651
Sounds like you're not high enough to reach your goals

>>23099657
erm what I'm saying is i wish i would not be fine
I literally want to go crazy
>>23099661
I took 5g I have nothing more
joever

>>23099670
>erm what I'm saying is i wish i would not be fine
>I literally want to go crazy
that's fine, it's your life
but don't wish death upon people around you for the sake of that worthless goal

>>23099670
Do a cleanse
Don't do any drugs for a month
Then do your largest dosage ever

i think the most dried mario mushrooms i had at once was 2g
i remember teleporting to the bathroom and back, that part was cool
what a nightmare though

>>23099683
i really don't get why you lead people down these paths constantly

maybe i'll understand at some point

>>23099692
I've given him good advice before and he really just didn't care. He does not want to be helped.

>>23099676
ARGH YOU DARE CALL IT WORTHLESS FOR ME TO FEEL ANYTHING
>>23099683
this is my first time taking hallicugens after out of jail so in 6 months

>>23099698
i guess i can understand
if he's not gonna take the good advice, may as well help him accelerate his own choices
>>23099683
that will work though
the tolerance for psilocybin completely resets after about two weeks, but a month work for sure
>>23099699
>this is my first time taking hallicugens after out of jail so in 6 months
oh
>ARGH YOU DARE CALL IT WORTHLESS FOR ME TO FEEL ANYTHING
i dunno

>>23099698
>He does not want to be helped.
trvke

>>23099708
>if he's not gonna take the good advice, may as well help him accelerate his own choices
it's wrong, but i can understand, and i can understand being annoyed by these goombas

maybe you're still just fucking with me though
i don't know your intentions

haha I hijacked mycrofts discord thread with my drugness haahhahahahahahaha

>>23099699
I'm sure your system was clogged with all that other stuff you're always blogging about.

>>23099718
Some people need to crash and burn before they can wake up.

>>23099742
you call my whole lab being torn up and my drugs being found and losing my job and being in jail for 4 months while contantly queationed by feds not crash and burn
WHEN WILL I WAKE UP

>>23099735
>hijacking thread
you understand I australian, right? what you did was childs play.

>>23099742
>Some people need to crash and burn before they can wake up.
i'm not so sure
i know crashing and burning can lead to waking up
i don't know if it's good though

>>23099750
I'm guessing when your body starts failing desu

>>23099752
It doesn’t have to be “good” for it to just be the way some people are. Thats just how it is. Some people die before that ever happens too. Nothing you can do about it.

>>23099751
who tf are you and who asked you

Don't ever ever ever tie a chook's legs together if ya gonna chop off its head, 'cause it's terrific fun to see it's headless body run so don't tie it up just let it loose instead.
-an old queenslander proverb
what some more?

>>23099773
you're just a loser wagie who has in the past isolated himself in le internet but now became more and more normie
I exactly do not want to end up like you

>>23099798
I work twice a week and do whatever I want 5 days a week. Its a comfy life.

You should always cook with the eggs of a kangaroo, 'cause when they're done they hop onto your plate.
-old queenslander saying

>>23099788
>>23099896
ehehe

>>23099814
yeah with whatever you want you signal it being nothing concrete and probably just passively wasting time playing games or being here
my point stands

>>23099906
>probably
Sorry but you don't know me well enough to nail any of these.

I guess I lashed out at people randomly
this is comically similar to the last time I took shrooms

>>23099938
yes uhhh you're so mysterious
because there's nothing behind the mystery

>>23099900
yeah some of these old sayings have me wilder than a truckload of starving kangaroos. here's another one,
A woman hangs around you neck, while a grog just runs down. A sheila make your life a wreck while grog just drown, don't argue with a woman you can never win.

I am so thankful for all the benzos I took that I don't have to remember any of this

>>23099962
[Step 1] Crackhead psychoanalysis... FAILED.
[Step 2] Initiating fallback protocol: attack subject's character.

>>23099974
yes
chikoi is what I'm listening to right now and it will be forever better than all his predecessors they mumble about hehe

>>23099974
https://files.catbox.moe/lywviw.mp4

>>23099991
Yakui built the road Chikoi is walking on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YqJpCg2QsA

>>23100016
Go to bed before the screaming gets louder

>>23100000
>>23099999

>>23100028
he is mr god
i tried to upload another one but now catbox doesn't work

probably for the best

>>23100028
I knew you where going to say that lmao
There's actually a pretty good chance I'm gonna pass away now that I think about it I took 10mg bromazolam a few hours ago but completely forgot and took 5g phenibut
whatever chickoi is what I will fall asleep on

>>23100052
Goodnight

>>23100068
Goodnight

>>23100088
it is NOT ME in the video you gotta believe me
>>23100068
can you go to an ER or something

>>23100068
You should probably call 911 before you die

Both of those depress the central nervous system

Hope you survive your vegetable moment

>>23100068
i hope to see you post again

>>23099275
>i am unsniffable
i'll break your razor and disable the shower

>>23100660
thanks awfully

>>23100475
you'd change your mind after a day or two i look disgusting if i don't shave

>>23100068
rip

>>23096909 (OP)
Why?