Thread 23098030

>>23098030 (OP)
What a loser, how about hose epstien files

how old are you

>>23098030 (OP)
Most millennials are, it's very cringe to witness. I mean yea, you can't wear your skinny jeans anymore but you can still listen to "hey, ho!" indie slop on your ipod

>>23098030 (OP)
How old are you?

I'm turning 40 this year.
Now that I actually have some spending money, I've had thoughts about going out and buying a Charger or a Mustang but it seems really cliche at this point.

>>23098030 (OP)
Im more curious about the fact that you seem to know you are at the middle point of your life.

>>23098030 (OP)
>midlife crisis
This is a meme for NPC's. Real guys have existential crisis from time to time.

>>23098035
I'm like you, but never went through any crisis. I think it's a meme. I'd save and try to retire early if you're not already retired

>>23098037
Yeah, this. Well put

>>23098030 (OP)
>midlife crisis
awwwwww

do you have periods too? like bleed from asshole every month or something? maybe you should talk to your therapist about it huh faggot?

you sound like a low t effeminate fag. men don't bitch and whine. we solve problems. don't get stuck in the past. come up with solutions to your current problems and apply them with discipline

>>23098035
Dont get a charger, they aren't even considered cool anymore and are expensive to maintain

t. Former charger owner


Also mustangs unless you're going for one of the uber expensive ones are generally considered low class

Good midlife crisis is a challenger or audi, or take the truckpill

>>23098030 (OP)
buy more things

>>23098030 (OP)
cock not getting hard anymore ehh?

>>23098032
mid-life is 35

>>23098030 (OP)
Don't worry. You're nearer to death that you think you are.

>>23098033
you can tell you aren't a good person

>>23098041
A white dodge challenger

Of all the codes on all the internet this one made it

>>23098030 (OP)
Same. 24 here.

YOU'RE PERFECT YES IT'S TRUE
BUT WITHOUT ME, YOU'RE ONLY YOU
YOUR MENSTRUATING HEART
IT AIN'T BLEEDING ENOUGH FOR TWO

>>23098033
>"hey, ho!" indie slop
Ramones are indie now?

>>23098048
Weren't living in the 1500s, we've antibiotics you know

>>23098051
the baltics didnt get those yet.

>>23098046
I take that as a compliment coming from someone like you

>>23098037
if you're having existentialist crisis from time to time that means you're avoiding spiritual side of life, meaning you're escaping from yourself. it's time for you to look at things you've been avoiding/delaying all your life

OR be content with being a normalfag and die like the nigger cattle you are

>>23098034
Mid life is 35

>>23098035
I did that, except mine was a Camaro. Now it just sits under a car cover. I take it out once a week or so to keep the fluids going, but meh.
Then I traveled. Again, meh. The best thing I did was to just fuck a bunch of young hookers. That got it out of my system. I'm 53 btw.

>>23098035
lel, I did think about buying a skateboard and learn it. My bones thank me, I didn't.

>>23098051
I'm living in the 1500s. Fucking Dante with his enlightenment slop.

>>23098045
Death has no power over Christians.

I'm in mid life and my entire life has been a crisis. I've finally extricated myself from my insane psychopathic family of origin. I turn 35 next month but my real life is only now beginning.

>>23098033
it's called blitzkrieg bop you retard

>>23098056
do you feel "old" ? or is vitality still there ? I'm not too worried about not being a PT stud but more so the aesthetics

looking and worst of all feeling "old" must be the worst

t.30 in a week

>>23098062
Oh yeah, I feel old. Dick still works though, so I carry on. And yeah, I look old, but people generally think I'm in my 40s.
30 isn't old, trust me. I didn't start feeling old until my late 40's.
>youth is wasted on the young

>>23098030 (OP)
there are still good men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>23098030 (OP)
shut up zoomer

If you live in a warmer climate I would suggest a motorcycle instead. Very few cars are as exciting as even a mid-tier bike, plus they're cheaper and much more approachable mechanically. Just tinkering with my bikes is like a 2nd hobby on its own and doesn't require as sophisticated or expensive of a garage set up. But I didn't really fall in love with it until I moved somewhere that allowed me to ride all year.

>>23098062
I'm 35, I feel great as long as I don't "fuck up". I can't operate with a hangover or on 2 hours of sleep like I used to. I've never been a fitness freak but I think my peers that kind of quit working out after college seem to complain about how they feel a lot more nowadays.

>>23098060
Go on, we love a good psychopatic family story aeound here.

>>23098030 (OP)
I'm 31 and 18 years into my midlife crisis

>>23098067
I'd honestly rather not dredge it all up. They sold me out to predators and blamed me for it. They could never take responsibility for their own choices. Not having to be around them anymore is like a breath of fresh air for the first time in my life.

>>23098069
I'm sure your parents were literal trash but don't make the mistake of blaming everything on them. I've seen many people who had shit parents falling to victim mentality. It's bad for your personal growth

35 is a great age to start over. you have experience and you are still young. best of luck to you anon

Nigeurs

>>23098072
Stop.

>>23098030 (OP)
good luck, I've never had a gf and also starting to crisis

I'm 68 and my doctor said I have the body of a 40 y/o. Might as well shoot myself and get it over with

>>23098030 (OP)
Haha.. Mid.

>>23101551
can relate I'm 400 years old any my doctor told be I have the body of a 12 year old girl.