Thread 23102128

I paid a card reader 50 Euros Just because i wanted to Talk with someone about my sorrows

>>23102128 (OP)
you should pay me £50 instead

I don't understand

Austria has men with p e n i s e s.

>>23102207
tARD ID

>>23102205
For the amount you spend in my thread i guess you are right
I would owe you 1500 Euro By now

>>23102256
everyone on bant owes me £1500 for reading my amazing posts

Germany in countryhumans drawings is Always either drawn as a ugly ass workaholic or as some kind of hot nazi
In reality no one even works anymore and the population is hyper left IMAO

>>23102262
Maybe you should also make a hotline, a bant talk hotline and Charge 5 Euro an hour

>>23102266
I mean 5 Euro a Minute
Thats what they charged me..

Austria is drawn as some kind of rich Adeliger even though the wealth and sucess of this country is longa gone
A angel who lost its wings
>>23102268
Hi craig

>>23102128 (OP)
pay me i'll talk to u the time u want !

>>23102272
No
You are not a middle aged Gypsy Lady...
This call was as expensive as a Sex Hotline

AI has replaced card-readers and counsellors.

>>23102270
I'm not Craig, sorry.

>>23102274
wat if i dress like a girl and make my skin wrinkled with water

>>23102266
>>23102267
i have a tarot deck somewhere maybe i should start a bantoid fortune telling hotline
i will predict misery and suffering for everyone who calls
>>23102265
>>23102270
wtf i search countryhuman 5 billion gay sex pictures

>>23102277
not true many people still preffer talking with humans
artifical relationships cant replace the real thing thats why card readers and call girls will stick around for a while
>>23102282
you can also become a male tarot reader
>>23102287
no one pays 5 bucks a min to hear how much they suck, they pay to hear the opposite
countryhumans are gay and france fucks britian

>>23102307
i'll predict misery and misfortune then sell them the charms and crystals to avoid it

>>23102128 (OP)
Do you drink coffee at midnight?

>>23102329
Smart, that could actually Work
>>23102833
Yea, but im not a full blown addict yet
Had colleagues who would get terrible headache without a goodnight Coffee
I should make one rn

URGHHH
ICH WILL NIMMA ICH KANN NIMMA
i have another driving Exam tomorrow and that will be the real Thing this time
Need to cramp as much as i can

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>>23102982
I thought you passed your driving exam already?

>>23103453
The system Here is that i have to do it two Times
One time with 90% and the Other time with 80%
Dont ask me why this whole getting Ur Driver license Here is Just one big mistake and system Failure

Germanic burecracy at its finest

you need to stay sober for a while buddy

these feelings will pass

>>23103992
I am sober since days and need to stay sober for 4 more weeks because i have a upcoming mandatory drug Test
Would be funny If i would get my license and then lose it a week later because of a failed drug Test lol

>>23103992
Also watch this...
Half of the questions are about muhh how to Drive klimafreundliche and specific Details of electric Cars
Useless knowledge only a very small procentage of people have electric Cars and they are in every way inferior

>>23104061
damn

>>23104061
>question:2746
WTF
Also are these multiple choice questions? All but No.4 make sense. Who are they even trying to filter here?

>>23104546
they are multiple choice but still... you need to learn over a thousand questions but only get 40 for the test and i have mine tomorrow
some questions one can solve with common sense, some not
they dont try to filter anyone they just wanna collect money because if you fail you have to pay a fine of 200 europoor coins to re do it

btw the tursk cheat anyway but that wont work for me because i am to white for that

fuck the fahrschul mafia
i hate this

>>23102205
Why are you using the £ sign for euros (€) are you a Burger pretending to be French or is it an in joke of some kind?

>>23104612
Shieet
Luckly I don't even have the merkelbucks to start :D

>>23105091
Both of these people write like total fags wtf

>>23104660
Livres, nigga. He a royalistnibba.

>>23106327
Is that some old currency?

>>23106347
It stopped being used in 1794, 22 years before the guinea did.