Thread 23102661

kitchen edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Alex b did blackface then raped a monkey on stream
-- Wyatt is dead (RIP in Peace, 1993 - June 6, 2025)
-- Mizzy is now a Kick partner
-- Claire and Maejok both on suicide watch
-- Binx and TJ are fucking in el Salvador
-- Josie still hasn't apologized to Bad Ideas

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous: >>23101868

>>23102661 (OP)
What the fuck is this shit? No one cares about some random whore that has nothing to do with the show

>>23102672
you post that girl with the freckled tits all the time

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

chickenalex

Gordon Ramsay visiting late season fishtank kitchen and saying oh deary me bloody hell you’re gonna kill someone haha
Anyone else have any other funny fishtank meme ideas

i want to huff ellie's vinegary feet after she's had a long gym period

>>23102670
>>23102681
did he do the voice?

>>23102672
she was there just off camera in the shower the whole time (only yn goys knew at the time)

>>23102684
>did he do the voice?
yes
he also said nigger over and over again

>>23102688
>he also said nigger over and over again

>>23102670
>>23102681
Only good Fishtank character post-S2

>>23102827
Watching the stream last night and Angie kept saying nigger and nigga while chatting with Seth

Watermellie

>>23102682
oh dood what if they got worldoftshirts, kingcobrajfs, and wingsofremptionand had them fight some instagram famous nigger that Sam follows who abuses animals and children! The would be uhhh EPIC MUCH???

He should make the monkeys wear blackface

i've cummed to this so many times its fully insane

Have we seen both of his monkeys together in a while? I want to confirm one of them didnt die. His ogre wife spread a rumor he accidently killed one when they were "divorcing" like 4 months ago

MDE: First as tragedy, then farce. Sam Hyde sucks and is a bore.

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1moxj3h/mde_first_as_tragedy_then_farce_sam_hyde_sucks/

Feel bad for Nick Rochefort and Charls to some extent.

Show/comedy dreams were destroyed by Sam being a retard about politics the first time in 2016/17.

They make a sort of come back and do a second (shittier) self puplished season of WP. They are friends with Shane Gillis and are doing that podcast circuit (probably the best chance of any somewhat larger success) and then Sam absolutely tanks it all again.

Invites Nick Fuentes on his show and won't shut up about Jews and "white genocide". His interview with Fuentes was hilarious. Hyde was being 100% sincere. He knows absolutely nothing about history or politics.

He has destroyed him and all his friends careers basically twice for a cause which he knows nothing about. He has an incredibly surface level understanding of history/politics/parapolitcs it's insane. I thought he'd be some knowledgable esoteric dork. But his beliefs literally boil down to "white people = good". It's embarrassing. A true martyr for retardation.

Imagine releasing a video called "Dear Elon" as your entry into unironic serious political commentary

>>23102853
Thats a really low quality picture

>>23102850
He's being avant garde

>>23102858
>>23102665
Arthouse faggot-speak

Why's Betty so small

>>23102860
You wouldn't understand

>>23102841
Why are fishtank fans so racist

>>23102863
Avant-retarde

>>23102864
Low iq emulating daddy sam. One would think people would wisen up to how cringe it is after seeing Jimmy and Tay doing it on s2 but nope they just joined chudgang instead

markyposting on red scare

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1moxj3h/mde_first_as_tragedy_then_farce_sam_hyde_sucks/n8fj98z/?context=1v

>>23102856
Wow, I was really curious what some leftie retard on Reddit thinks about Sam Hyde and MDE

>>23102860
We love the avant garde

>>23102866
Someone post the clip of Sam making fun of Tayleigh for laughing at the nigger word on bloodgames

It’s the summer of love for fishies all around the world.
Slack+direnc=?

>>23102854
idk I can't bring myself to care about Alex or his monkeys that much. he should get a dog or something those are shitty pets I don't understand the appeal.
>>23102861
do people actually watch her sleep all day next to a fat lady hooked up to a CPAP machine? this sucks Jet just shut it down doggie it's time to give up you tried your best bud

https://gofile.io/d/nuKK5c
ellie podcast

>>23102856
>Feel bad for Nick Rochefort and Charls to some extent.
lol why? None of them are particularly funny. I think i like maybe 2 or 3 of MDE sketches which is a terrible hit rate.
I only like sam because of the way he interacts with the fish, when sam is trying to be funny it comes off as mean spirited and crueler than when he is actually insulting the fish to their face.

>>23102880
how long did she talk for the first one? was it more than 9 minutes?

>>23102884
12 minutes.
33% more

>>23102888
>>23102884
Woops it was 44% more

let me know if i missed something

>>23102898
context

>>23102898
Lol nobody watched that shit in order to tell you

>>23102866
Jimmy's fans making him think his cringe sex jokes are funny is a classic bit

>>23102900
it's the whatever podcast

>>23102906
Unfunniest fish of all time

>>23102906
Jimmy needs to be dealt with accordingly

>>23102906
Such an unfunny queer, ruins everything his raped spic fingers touch

>>23102910
I know you're missing context, the questions she's asked, their reponses to her answers, literally everything. what is the point otherwise

>>23102906
Jimmy has made me laugh 1 time with a joke and it was when all the gay orbiters were trying to cancel jacob over a discord call (either about the claire hotmic or kato incident i forget) and while everyone was pissed at him jimmy just hops into the call and asked jacob what it would feel like if he stuck his dick in an electical socket.
I fully expected jimmy to join in the dogpile but nope he was just there for a classic bit

>>23102920
lol nice that is pretty funny actually

footjobs from elenor

>>23102919
the point for these guys is turning their brains off and staring at ellie. she doesn’t actually have to be a person

>>23102925
While she wears grippy socks

https://youtu.be/MV1El0ReplU?si=9Vi_Gct4n9KGgL-T

Neon Genesis Clairevangelion

>>23102919
True. A supercut of just Ellie without context is really only good for masturbation purposes, and I don't need audio for that.

>>23102932
no where she uses her bare teenager feet you fucking retard

>>23102920
his sister tayleigh bit and his incel rage moments are pretty funny.

>>23102941
They are but that is unintentional humor. I meant the only time i laughed when he was actually telling a joke was that moment

>>23102930
If that is his motivation he'd be better of making a timelapse of her camera staring bit. I skipped through it at the time and only thought two things were worth clipping with audio

>>23102919
i dont know they are talking about either bowing, hardship of being a man, lbgqt, bodycount or some other boring shit. its not like you are missing much substance

you can't sexualize her
she's just a kid yo

Pure kino

>>23102949
These threads must be an absolute goldmine for her teachers.

>>23102915
Did you find a job yet Jin?

>>23102933
based
Claire hates anime doh she's no fun

>>23102936
>>23102949
>>23102957
Literally the most average gook I've ever seen do you guys never leave the house or something?

It's just sad to see. Simping for someone like that. You guys must have no respect for yourselves whatsoever.

>>23102967
if you think that's crazy you should have seen who they were simping for during seasons 1 and 2
it was real grim

>>23102933
You’re about a year late on Claire cringe being kino. Almost as painful to watch as that lesbo clabi edit some freak made months after bitchtank

>>23102967
>You guys must have no respect for yourselves whatsoever.
does this not look respectable? nigger???

>>23102933
Which angel is Scott?

>>23102986
great work

I like my dirty mirror you can't make me clean it or shave my face aiMOH9jg
*blasts Marilyn Manson music*

>>23102933
Kino

>>23102993
subverts your expectations

>>23102986
is this Avant-garde

>>23102996
Whats the gatorade bottle for?

>>23102933
slut kino

>>23102949
kids can give footjobs

>>23102996
its a good picture!
youre very dashing

>>23103006
ashtray I was too lazy to go outside

>>23103006
makeshift bong for later

>>23102986
kek saved

>>23102967
Yeah, right, dude.

you guys are demons

>>23102967
sit back and imagine the phermones emenating from her vinegary teen feet

he cheated.

>>23102963
Iirc she, or someone pretending to be her said she watched Eva

i wonder if the whatever host posted on /tv/

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/212459067/#212462892

>>23103026
>u guys are demons

Except Rusty

spekaing of shadia, did any fellow gooners see the old pics of her that was uploaded to simp city yeterday?

>>23103032
He has certainly lurked based on how he called her a 4chan girl and tried to prompt her into chudding out

>>23103013
yeah but should they?
>>23103016
ty doggie you look good too I can tell by the way you post
>>23103023
That too
>>23103030
hmm maybe she also said cartoons are nontent and she doesn't watch them I think

>>23103040
yeah, he said young adriana lima would be he his 10/10 after rating ellie the highest of the bunch and i remembered this post

>>23103029
Lmao, also blonde Binx goes hard.

>>23103029
Already?

do you think ellie rims? I know both asians and zoomers are in to that so i figure there's a fairly high chance

>>23103025
This is the high schooler jet fucked?

>>23103047
it's a good look for her yeah she should go full bimbo I think

>>23102906
Legit funnier than Sam, Jet, or anyone on the crew

>>23103057
Hi TJ

>>23103053
she said she's never even kissed or held hands before

>>23103029
lol

>>23103050
She looks so fucking good in that clip. I wonder what her hair smells like.

girl hair smells so good chat
that's the only thing I miss about being an allo I think

If the male fishtank contestants were female, which one from every season would Jet try to fuck?

>>23103067
maybe @marstheclub can answer this

>>23103072
All of them that didn't try to be a samgirl, which would be all of them.

>>23103072
S1:
Vancine
Joan
S2:
TJ (Tonya)
Tayleigh
Brianna
Summer

>>23103072
All of them

>>23103072
Vance, Shinji, N/A, Seth

>>23103086
>Tayleigh

>>23103072
the asian/brown ones

>>23103035
>register
i hate it so much

>>23103086
>Summer
His name was connor

>>23103091
>N/A
As if he wouldnt be trying to plap Ted. The farts would remind him of how abi rimmed him

>>23103035
care to share with the class, anon?

>>23103067
Why do you keep posting the high schooler Jet fucked?

Like father like son, I guess

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19BtBlDsvb
Ac7ionman is a good shit talker I like the way he hates it's very based

>>23103121
Why do you keep fantasizing about jet having sex?

actionman made ellie
ice poseidon made actionman
all roads lead to ice

Xenas in big trouble chat

https://youtu.be/rAG5lABbzQs

(It's all ip2s fault btw)

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt7CVg9s

>>23103122
>Ac7ionman
Ex heroin addict
Pedo
Gets cucked

I can see why you relate.

>>23103378
Fax
Sam and Jet credited Ice as their main inspiration for fishtank during a PKA(fpsrussia) interview after s1

>>23103382
is he a pedo I don't know the lore I just remember him crashing out during hunger games

>>23103380
lol

>>23103072
>>23103117
yeah i saw them

>>23103104
Did anyone find the rest of her noodz yet?

>>23103376
>fantasizing
Why do you imagine grooming high schoolers as a fantasy?

Why do jews rape kids?

what if this thread was a honeypot

>>23103410
jimmy downey clapped them cheekz

>>23103410
It's too early for this grotesque shit

>>23103065
She looks bald

>>23103410
already seen it

She has the evidence that Taylor was an escort.

oh man you guys are gonna hate the next batch I'm uploading to Instagram I'm unshaven and my mirrors dirty and my lips are dry and cracked lol

>>23103412
nah they're gone forever I think
lost media
>>23103432
It is I'm actually law enforcement that's what I meant by working 'WFH'

>>23103469
male butterface fr fr

>>23103469
Why are your eyebrows like that?

>>23103469
cyute

>>23103469
>dream face reveal angle
still need one head on, enough faggotry please

>>23103465
this girl hates Sam and Jet for the way they treat people on fishtank so she's probably pretty cool cute too

>>23103469
Why are you a metrosexual zesty ahh ahh 0 libido goofy ahh nigga

>>23103476
>>23103480
thanks doggies
>>23103478
good question I'm not sure what's going on there
>>23103481
wait for the upload por favor senor
I will include some I promise

>>23103476
do you know what a butterface is?

>>23103493
I'm not zesty I'm asexual

Um slack+direnc love and life much?

>>23102906
>>23102912
>>23102915
>>23102918
Reminder, you are just as dysgenic and unfunny as he is.

Anyway, I just hope Eleanor is having a wonderful day.

>>23103540
Kill yourself Jimmy, your ass will always belong to the Church of the Latter Day Saints

>>23103540
>Reminder, you are just as dysgenic and unfunny as he is.

No Jimmy and chudgang have proven to be the worse thing to ever happen to fishtank

>>23103540
>lenard, noooooo
>it shouldve been me, not brian

do NOT harass Alex with messages about Binx and TJ fucking, he does not take it lightly!

>>23103551
Tj vs alex boxing is imminent
>tj and binx are mating
LOL

>>23103551
Nice

>>23103551
how often does alex’s chat put fear in his mind?

>>23103551
The gift that keeps giving

there was some good stuff on MTV yesterday

https://youtu.be/BHhsgySjRLo
>>23103551
lol who do we think would win that fight Alex or TJ?

>>23102909
Wait is he at the beach house? That’s about Shadi then?

>>23103588
oh most definitely

I didn't watch s3 so I don't know if Alex can actually fight or not

>>23103588
no, it is about cvatik

>>23103551
isn’t this guy married?

>>23103544
I hate the cryocock so much it's not even funny

>>23103602
i'm trying to remember and i think he literally threw no punches in his fight

>>23103602
Lol no

>>23103602
He can't, but neither can TJ so it'd be an entertaining tard fight

>>23103602
>I didn't watch s3 so I don't know if Alex can actually fight or not
hes a defensive fighter who doesnt like wearing gloves
so he waits for them to strike first otherwise there will be legal problems

Cryokeen needs to be sentenced to at least 10 hours of community service per cryokeencock he's posted here. make him pick up trash on the side of the highway or something.

>>23103619
>hes trying to get me off 4chan
Jet fears us so much. We dont even do anything, we just pay attention and he is terrified of us knowing his dirty secrets

>>23103619
dumb bitch

>I DON'T BOX I FIGHT
>BOXING IS FOR PUSSIES
>FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>23103619
This could be any of the fish girls

>>23103619
Jet is right though, former fishes enabling orbiters is the cancer that is killing the whole community

>>23103602
someone post the microwave gif of alex and simba fighting pls

bro it's tayleigh from season 2!

>>23103613
>>23103615
>>23103617
>>23103622

it would be a good fight I think Alex just needs some basic training first
TJ has probably been in more fights than him at this point and he's like 10 years younger

>>23103640
What do you mean by enabling orbiters?
Would you prefer them to just dissapear after the show and never post?

Greg: Screw the fake mr beast thing I'm going to make what I want and be true to myself
Also Greg:

life is nontent

>>23103640
Neptroon is a retard, why wouldn't they farm simps?

>>23103619
jet just doesn't want the girls to find out about his r9k incel phase

>>23103685
That little brat needs correction.

>>23103689
is this whole-body makeup or does she just have no blood

>>23103673
What does Tay even do all day?

>>23103676
Basically letting anyone slightly persistent in their inner circle, making them some kind of weird nano celebrities in the process. This started with s2 and streamstars made it even worse.

>>23103676
>Would you prefer them to just dissapear after the show and never post?
yes
not like we would miss much
name one fish whos been interesting off tank without having to make a fool of themselves

>>23103698
she spends a lot of time in fishtank chat

every other time i randomly drop in i see messages from her

>>23103640
Twitter orbiters who don’t worship jet are kinda ok. Jet hates any fishtank community that isn’t directly on the site or the discord they bought because they can’t control the narrative

>>23103691
ordnung?

>>23103639
Except it’s obviously claire. Ftl didn’t learn to love Shadia until recently. Abi doesn’t type like this. Anyways

morning dickheads

>>23103676
Yes.
Fishtank orbiting as a career is lame.
If you get asked back for another project fine but self-inserting through socials and trying to force ur way back into the spotlight is gay af.
If you're going to stream afterwards at least try to have your own gimmick.

Emiru has a man voice

>>23103619
Jet Neptune can't stop what's coming.

>>23103702
Doing a twitterspace after their show isn't really doing that. Jet is just afraid of his bitch revealing his business, which was a warranted fear because she did spill the beans lol

>>23103704
All of them

>>23103551
>Most of the fanbase seriously think that Burt is funnier than Alex B

>>23103734
Thats not dissapearing though. I agree with you they should do their own thing but thats still doing something and not ghosting

>>23103619
what’s the occasion shadi?

>I don't even know [my body count] off the top of my head. Who does that? Who keeps track of that; that's really weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTsn5-lIyYk

>>23103619
aww claire tryna stack up brownie points with jet to earn another plane ticket

betty is beautiful

>>23103734
You're mad at girls who go on an internet show with the express purpose of becoming e-famous, who then continue to try to become e-famous after said show? Ok.

>>23103619
Shadi don't leak your friends messages challenge (impossible)

>>23103696
probably one of those asexual vampires I always hear about in the community

>>23103734
pretty sure op was talking about fan orbiters and not former fishtank contestants going on spin-offs or subsequent seasons

>>23103551
TJinx is great at making everyone seethe.

>>23103772
Burt and Alex do it as well. Jimmy is the S2 turbo-orbiter and he barely even streams.
Binx streams, does her own thing, and came back when jet asked her. You never saw her on streamstars begging jet for a job like the rest of the S3 streamers.
Letty comes back when asked, but doesnt turbo-orbit. It has nothing to do with gender it just so happens more female fish stream long-term because simpbux

>>23103753
Putting Claire back in her place for saying Abis jet hate is only performative. Projection much claire? She’s never said she hates jet. Only Sam

>>23103756
Binx is a good liar TJ probably believes everything she says to him lol

What is the worst nationality in /ftl/?

https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNaKrdg6

>>23103780
bruh im dead

>>23103791
Which is funny because from what I can tell TJinx are just friends tbqh. Like yeah she lets him fuck her raw but it's not romantic or anything it's just #goodfriend shit unlike certain others.

>>23103756
>Who keeps track of that
People whose body counts aren't in the triple digits I think

new TLP unlocked chat I leveled up
>>23103783
she's making content

>>23103800
Glad we can all agree uk anons suck ass

>>23103805
you can tell tj was thinking exactly that lmao

>>23103796
i was asking shadi who tf are you

>>23103802
Nah it’s super romantic and that’s probably why they didn’t/won’t fuck. Binx is too afraid she’ll fall too deeply in love and fuck up her e girl 5 year plan

>>23103812
Shadi’s assistant

>>23103809
If you can't be the best be the best at being the worst i guess.

>>23103802
>it's not romantic or anything
they slow dance to love songs together dude

>>23103791
it's actually hilarious

>>23103816
>Shadi’s ass
stopped reading there. awesome

This girl looks like an absolute psycho I bet she's like an Angie times 20

>>23103821
Based Summy poster

>>23103551
>mating
he talks like they're monkeys lmao

>>23103791
Its weird so many people feel so strongly about it. I don't dedicate enough emotional capacity to this shit to care whos fucking who. Just make me laugh and im happy

>>23103791
There is a reason why simps don't want their e-girlfriend doing anything except stay in their room reading donos.

>>23103766
she kind of lost her aura after Freddy fingered her

>>23103640
Jets advice does the opposite of help, fishgirls isolating themselves just drives the orbiters further into insanity look at the josie and ellie simps. Girls like mizzy are the definition of clout hungry orbiter enablers but nobody ever talks about her because her interacting with the simps keeps them sedated.

youtube is about to ban anyone who watches josie

https://variety.com/2025/digital/news/youtube-ai-age-verification-automatically-restrict-under-18-users-1236488309/

>>23103791
you are so fucking retarded dude if you think Alex was not joking

I think it's lame that TJ is probably being lead on by another girl that's just using him for clout but it is what it is

>>23103849
Based

Binx using tj for clout BTW
>not streaming with him
>only picture of them is from the el estanque account
>hasn't posted a picture of him on any of her accounts

she's trying 2 get so much clout guys

also slow dancing with him to Elvis off camera, wow the attempts 4 clout are crazy

>>23103619
How old is this message anyway(s)?

>>23103756
It's weirder to not know how many people have been inside of you. Not even ballparking it?
How high do you think it is now that TJ got it?

>>23103619
>>23103640
Jet is a fucking retard who is sabotaging the fish on purpose and isolating them (just like the show) so he gets to keep full control over them. He's a dumb fuck r9k incel groomer.

>>23103859
It’s not for clout. Binx will lose simps for this no matter what. She fell in love with s2 tj parasocially and now with estanque tj for real, but she will probably sweep it under the rug because she never wants to go back to office work.

>>23103689
Jet is still a r9k incel bro

>>23103872
probably about the same as her age

Binx going mia from her discord says it all, really.

>>23103846
No that’s a cute and wholesome relationship

>>23103875
He gave good advice to daniel and arye to do something immediately after the show if they want it because the fans go away fast. He also told them not to be "fishtank streamers"
Though i think he only gave that advice because he knew they would fail but it makes him look like a good guy.

>>23103846
Junkies belong together

>>23103884
That makes it worse lmao. Only giving good advice to people you know will fail, then giving bad advice to girls you want to keep around and fuck.

>>23103875
most of that is objectively good advice. being on 4chan has destroyed claire’s mental state and most of her relationships

>>23103884
yes daniel you gonna capture the audience with your winning personality. you don't need the fishtank fans

Funniest thing Binx could do is to stream at home with TJ when she returns.

>>23103880
Is she thinking of breaking free? Apparently a major source of income was her song streams where she would sing dance all night long to songs paypigs pay her to play, but they’re all saying they’re not doing that anymore and going casual (non payfag)

>>23103465
this girl is a mentally ill used up whore piece of shit that hates taylor and herself because shell never be like taylor

>>23103877
why did she say no and push him away when he tried to put his arm over her then? idk seems sus doggies this might be another Powtank/Korea friend zoning humiliation ritual

>>23103875
notice how he only gives the "dont talk to the fans theyre all freaks who will groom you no discord theyre all scum!!" speech to girls that he wants to fuck. who would've thought getting lonely men attached to a girl only to unceremoniously rip them away would make them lash out. ellies law.

>>23103465
Weird how Jet only picks escorts and cutters for his stressful torture porn show.

Sometimes I wonder if the Canadian is Taylor on a VPN.

>>23103904
Didn't want to get romantic on screen

>>23103897
He said if he wanted to give it a shot then try it but have a backup like getting his GED

>>23103905
When I chatted with Jet on discord a few times (during S1) he was trying to teach me about nick land /Curtis yarvin, manifestation, and Magic.

He's literally stupid and schizo enough to think
>Ciara had a green Dino plushie, my dad cucked me
>I can fix this by finding Josie with a green Dino plushie, then cucking them

Dude is heavily mentally ill, just like Sam.

>>23103894
we didn't tell Claire to cheat on her bf with Jet or go on a date with VGR doh that was her own doing. she should probably stop caring about this shit now that she's back with Isaac I agree with that it's pointless to worry about what people on 4chan think about you it doesn't really matter.

>>23103894
They were already destroyed before that, she’s never had friends

>>23103901
Dunno would be mad funny if she just did a TJ and disappeared. The Binx thread just died or got deleted. Half of me wants to make a /beej/ gen but i think we have all had enough fun with them.

>>23103894
We bullied her into getting a job.
Ftl is the good guy

>>23103894
zoomerina skill issue since Shadi 1999 is doing fine and can split funny stuff-4chan from her personal life

>>23103904
He probably surprised her while she was asleep and wasn't fully aware of what was going on.
She didn't treat him any differently after. She kept flirting with him. She kept doing bits with him. She never pushed him away in any context.

>>23103922
No she isn’t and no she can’t

/ftl/ literally saved Claire from VGR and Jet and got her back with Isaac what are you guys talking about? That's why Jet and Shadi don't want her posting here, they want her all dolled up in RETARD hats getting gooned by Thielbots.

>>23103914
the Josie shit was weird I think she played into a lot too because she was an unironic Jet Neptune fan before the show (lol)
Her username is sheep_xing and Ciara had a discord or whatever called sheep gang or sheep village or something like that

>>23103921
that was well after her getting flown out by a 4chan superfan and insulting everyone she knows

>>23103933
Vgr tried to save her, he was never a problem

>>23103914
>>23103932
I've heard sam and jet mention "synchronicities" several times before they seem to put a lot of stock into normal coincidences its really retarded.

>>23103932
Plus if Jet believed his own bullshit he would be trying to marry Josie? Not pump and dump her? He's the worst combination of schizo scumbag. Same kinda guy who mixes blood and cum and drinks it to get magic powers lmao.

shadi leaking texts from a year ago before any of this transpired will never not be pathetic
also kalei said jimmy didn't rape shadi
anyways

>>23103930
Fax if Abi had starting posting here with us like Claire she would be sober rn and back with ogre

>>23103914
>>23103932
When ciara's dino plushie was posted and it was the same as josie's i soifaced. Right after s1 was the most fun ftl has been with all the groomerposting and esoteric soulswapping shit being talked about

>>23103937
Trying to goon a girl who you are infatuated with because she was in a stream you watch online is weird no matter what way you cut it.

>>23103940
>he would be trying to marry Josie?
He did try. Even as far as bloodgames he was still trying to get her back then said "maybe next year we will do bloodgames in arizona" just to be closer to her

>>23103942
shes valid if someone betrays you or treats you like shit you don't owe them your loyalty. it is gay and petty but its good content

>>23103947
Still better than dating apps

>>23103942
>Claire woke up

>>23103942
>responds by leaking irl kalei texts
lol

>>23103949
Hahaha holy shit what a loser. How can he simp when his whole business is taking advantage of simps? Jet has earned all his failures.

>>23103942
>jimmy didn't rape shadi
Obviously, the only people that “believe” this just want another reason to hate Jimmy. It was an obvious case of her being bitter he didn’t want her

>>23103952
lol

>>23103942
Based
Benleaks btfo
Jimmy did nothing wrong

>>23103958
he did attack her nipples with his mouth while she was asleep
that's kind of rapey I think
she probably has PTSD now

>>23103969
leaks doesnt care that Shadis nipples were violated now because he thinks her and Van pimped out abi and force fed her pills or something

>>23103970
He was just hungry. He'd never seen naked black titties before so he thought they were Hershey Kisses.

>>23103942
Jimmy Was Always Based

shadi and claire fight over who got raped less

>>23103975
jimmygulp.webm

>>23103970
No proof

>>23103937
>he was never a problem

>>23103947
Not that weird if he was being his honest self like sex with Sylvia poster but he made up a bunch of shit to hide his insecurities and gayness to make himself seem like an online homeschool loner dweeb.

>>23103988
This wasn’t him

we have to destroy fishtank once and for all

>>23103975
lol

>>23103978
is this new ink? he never got the back piece finished.
>>23103984
it was posted on /ftl/ it's canyon now

>>23103991
Reminder bad ideas got sex with Sylvia Anon to stop simping and they are now married with child. (Sex with Sylvia Anon got jealous bad ideas wanted to do a temple OS collab stream)

>>23103996
tell me what to do greg

>>23103998
He’s still a simp cuck though

>>23103998
Zachary, you didn't do anything. Stop being a schizo.

>>23103988
even though I'm out of her league I still love claire

>>23103998
Bad Ideas has done great work for the community

>>23103994
>spends a couple grand on a trip for claire
>introduces her to his family
>claire still calls him a creepy incel dumps dms and publicly shits on his family
l0l kwaboty hard

>>23104008
this guy found out that the girl he spent months obsessing over made a sextape with jet and still hates him more

>>23104008
He’s a cool guy

>>23104008
Why does he respect vincent gallo so much?

>>23104008
she has no right they were looksmatched

>>23104008
>>23104038
evil omen and double entendre

>>23104038
he is chad enough to straight up rape a bitch, if vgr was that alpha he could have taken claire and they could be together, but he was a beta so no he is alone.

>>23104040
What’s up Claire

>>23104008
he was felted hard yeah
it's not really his fault doh he was home schooled so he doesn't know how to act around women probably
maybe he should try one of those religious autistic dating apps
might work out eventually

>>23104043
i wanna stream sims
got some really bad news today
manifest some uno reverse cards for me please

>>23104008
and it only happened because he wanted to show /ftl/ how we won and got the girl...
Out of everyone Claire chose him, the first time anyone has chosen him for anything. He wanted to show those people simping for claire on ftl guess what, you are simping for MY girl, she loves ME.
All along she was thinking of jet...

>>23104044
"lets play a game i'll pull up the ccc and you have to guess which posts are me!"

>>23104053
the ccc?

>>23104049
that sucks hope its not too-too bad news

>>23104059
let it go juan

>>23104052
Let it go Juan

Wait I figured it out I think
Catechism of the Catholic Church (CCC)

claire owes me a handjob

>>23104049
Liquor store closed down?
Just kidding claire stop getting so mad at my posts

>>23104049
what happened

>>23104063
let go of your allosexuality Juanita >>23104062

claire is free-use for everyone in the fishtank community
as the saying goes, "claire's on the house"

got some really bad news today just found out im asexual

i want to fuck ellie in her poop hole

My friend has been giving me serious gay vibes the past year, and messages me every fucking day to know about how I'm doing.
What do I do? It makes me really uncomfortable and I try to joke around when he's acting all emotional saying shit like "just let me know when you're feeling down and I'll be there because I care" and shit, but he's being sooooo gay about it

>>23104053
he did not do that

>>23104078
Me unironically

>>23104081
yes he did

>>23104053
>Haha /ftl/ is gonna go crazy over this one

>>23104078
welcome to the community
>>23104080
just tell him you're asexual he'll understand I think

>>23104084
dude

>>23104080
Ghost him and become hermit

>>23104084
cringe kino

think of shadi

i bet ellie's poopy smells and tastes like nutella

>>23104053
did you win the game?

>>23104077
I wonder if VGR would have been more comfortable with making a move on Claire during their date if he knew about the Jet sex tape beforehand
>>23104082
Welcome please enjoy your new asexual AI Instagram gf it's on the house friend

>Jet was the ultimate Fishtank simp cuck
That is a twist I wasn't expecting

>>23104100
No she’s disgusting

>>23104100
That's Trish and Kalei

>>23104123
it's trish and abi i made it during season 2 but abby doesnt look like that anymore

>>23104100
Letty and Abi

>>23104124
>abby doesnt look like that anymore
Didn't need the reminder...

kind of want this art book
>>23104124
yeah I know she's scene abi now
dark goth abi

>>23104124
https://youtu.be/MV1El0ReplU?si=9Vi_Gct4n9KGgL-T

Taking ellie's anal virginity by force

even leaks is klauspilled now whoa I keep winning doggies

>>23104160
new

>>23104143
Claire did you actually watch this show I find that hard to believe

>>23104163
new

>>23104164
>>23104173

>>23104164
>>23104173
now kiss

>>23104124
you were making sims of the fish before you went on the show?

>>23104186
She was also a paypig during bloodgames

>>23104080
This happened to me once and he eventually sent me a text talking about how he wanted to suck my dick. I didn't respond and he sent me another text a few days later claiming that his friend had stolen his phone and texted that as a joke but his previous texts had mentioned things from school that his friend wouldn't have known about. I just ignored him and eventually got a new phone.

>>23104200
I fear I'll be dealing with this sooner or later

>>23104193
for what?

>>23104212
Cigarette delivery to letty

Why are you guys even mentioning me I don’t even know what those texts are from
Claire you’re retarded I only texted you on iMessage and ig

>>23104167
yes i did it's really good i hate every character except misato

>>23104186
yea it's called manifesting

>>23104310
lol

Claire’s too much of a drunk to remember what platform her friends communicated to her on