Thread 23104163

2 Year Anniversary edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Josie is now a Kick streamer
-- Mints loves Betty
-- Fishtank Youtube streamers lost their younger fans with new U.S. rule
-- Binx and TJ are fucking in el Salvador
-- Josie still hasn't apologized to Bad Ideas

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous: >>23102661

Watermellie

I just hope that ellie is having a wonderful day

>>23104171
MARKY THOMPSON
BAD IDEAS WON
JET NEPTROON WILL GO TO JAIL WITH SAM

Making a new one soon

>>23105000
You have to up the stakes. This is the 3rd sequel and its basically been the same movie every time.
Im thinking guppy ellie would do numbers

>>23104462
Erbarmlich.

It's going to go even more viral and she will love it

https://gofile.io/d/nuKK5c
ellie talking on whatever2
tell me if i missed something

eleanor

HAHAHA JET PICKED JOSIE BECAUSE HES MAD HIS DAD KEKED HIM WITH CIARA

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

A SIMP RAN A SIMP MILKING SHOW SO HE COULD SIMP FOR SOME HOE. AND HE FUCKED IT UP. LMAOOO

claire sims stream

Both keeping Josie around, and also the whole show. Jet is the biggest lolcow of fishtank.

>>23105010
Why havent you updated this? Did it peak at 88k?

>>23105014
>admits shes a golddigger
lol

>>23105019
>>23105025
The Josie/Ciara thing was pretty fucked

>>23105033
Every woman is. Shes just honest about it

scavenger hunt is boring af my nigga

>>23105014

oh yeah, also made a compilation from the clips with ellie in the clipname form the official site.

https://mega.nz/file/DtARVL6R#f6s-a3olySkXpHKHYTM0_DlHuCgojQ1djXvk8Xzu4ik

prisoners of love

>>23105033
>golddigger because she wants to be a stay at home mom
just say you're poor nigga

>>23105019
its funnier when you consider all 4 seasons were just so he could get a girl like Ellie on and then he spaghetti'd it

>>23105042
you havent watched it, nigger

Now that we all agree that Burt would win S2

Could Burt win S1? Bitchtank?

>>23105044
You’re poor

I am going into claire sims stream and I will make her mad and she will yell at me

i ordered some socks online and the jeets delivered it in a washing machine sized box

>>23105045
He wouldn’t win any season other than 3, he was extremely coddled

>>23105038
They were on 34 last night how are they only on 35 now? Did they take a 16 hour break or something?

>>23105044
she said she wants a guy to make $80-100k a year that's pretty reasonable

>>23105034
JET KEKTROON HAHAHAHA

life is monkey

>>23105050
Don't hate the player hate the game
I for one would love to see Burt's character arc on season 1 or 2

>>23105043
>fuck things up with Josie
>do your own marky situation
Lmaoooo holy fuck. Just end it Jet. You're an embarrassment like Sam.
>>23105053
The median wage is like $40k when you remove the top 10%.

>>23105057
Nice outfit Mizzy /sx

>>23105040
Sentenced to horny jail until they fell in love. Didn’t take long.

Objectively speaking, the worst flags are, with 1 being the worst and 8 being the most innocuous:
1. US - Most namefags/attwhores, tend to contribute nothing to the threads, + Claire and Cryo are under the US flag
2. UK - Second most namefags/attwhores, tend to contribute nothing
3. AUS - Julius
4. MEX - Terminal S3 and Estanque seether
5. GER - A good simple man who religiously wishes Ellie a good day
6. POL, CAN and IRL - Neutral posters
7. JPN - Jin
8. BRA - Best posters
9. CHL - Chile anon that doesn't linger in post season threads

>>23105053
she literally says she wants a rich guy
>looking for ambition, potential for earning
thats classic gold digger talk

>>23105057
Benji / luna cosplay

>>23105070
You’re mad because you’re jobless at 38

King of the walkers

>>23105068
uk, can, ire, pol
they are the worst

All you latin country posters are pretty good

>>23105075
you know nothing about me

>>23105070
Why does that surprise you? Everyone wants a rich partner

Jackie loves eating ass
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNTs6rpyEWO/

>>23105081
You admitted to it last night

>>23105038
they breezed through several yesterday thanks to gpt-5, now the most recent one they just got lucky by searching around an area long enough. there’s a middle ground where they actually solve the riddles in sufficient time while other shenanigans happen but it’s 90% waiting around or playing the following game

>>23105070
Asking for 80k-100k is pretty reasonable in California especially San Diego if she's going to be a stay at home wife/mother.

>>23105070
wow the hot virgin wants an ambitious, competent man. you're a bitter oldfag who wasted his life so of course you'd be mad she doesn't want some stagnated loser.

>>23105088
That’s not enough in San Diego

>>23105082
if dumb bitches wanted a partner like that, they should camp in silicon valley coffee shops and bag a rich white nerd
But stupid bitches think they can whore it up and then a rich guy (cuck) will just fall in their lap.
Its like ellie rodger behaviour

>>23105085
no i didnt

>>23105088
80-100k is barely enough to keep yourself alive in SD let alone raise a family on

>>23105068
Best flags:
CAN
Worst flags:
Everyone else

>>23105092
Yeah pretty much.

Damn julius crashing out after finding out ellie thinks hes a broke boy and will NEVER date him

>>23105089
everything you say is made up about me and a projection.
You fags are desperate to make ellie think im a loser
I could be that rich guy but she will never know because she fell for trolling,

>>23105068
i cant take your opinion seriously, knowing for certain you were wearing flip flops when you wrote that post

>>23105099
what makes you think a rich guy wants to date a gold digger

>>23105093
Ellie Rodger is based

>>23105054
>The com
>Sam named one of his business projects com98
Very sus chat

>>23105042
>brainrotten rich zoomer with credit card allowance paid by her dad who was raised on ipad and discord and watched her mom getting BLACKED as a kid wants to be a stayhome mom

Anon... that just means she doesn't want to work and wants to sit on her ass all day doomscrolling and sending thirstbaits on tiktok and instagram.

>once again ellie simps prove they are dumb asses that can't do math
>spin ridiculous lies about me to desperareoy make ellie think im someone im not
Crab town

>>23105108
>thirstbaits

ellies gross

>>23105108
>means she doesn't want to work and wants to sit on her ass all day doomscrolling
Yeah, and?

>>23105042
>>23105117
>brainrotten rich zoomer with credit card allowance paid by her dad who was raised on ipad and discord and watched her mom getting BLACKED as a kid wants to be a stayhome mom

Anon... that just means she wants to work and wants to sit on her ass all day doomscrolling and sending thirstbaits on tiktok and instagram.

Fix'd

actually something she said ages ago convinced me her master plan is literally to trick a "normal" guy into marriage
very woman behaviour

>>23105100
I'm almost half your age and I still have more money than you.
>>23105108
women in general don't want to work and if you had the money you wouldn't want your spouse to work either lets be real.

Wait, it was right, I'm retarded. Monkeys can't have wine. It is known.

>>23105042
>brainrotten rich zoomer with credit card allowance paid by her dad who was raised on ipad and discord and watched her mom getting BLACKED as a kid wants to be a stayhome mom

Anon... that just means she doesn't want to work and wants to sit on her ass all day doomscrolling and sending thirstbaits on tiktok and instagram.

she wants to have a family and be a stay at home mom/model like Gigi sister mommy
I don't see a problem with this as long as she is able to make her husband and kids happy

warming up on ellie

>>23105122
no you dont, you fantasist sperg, You are a broke ugly junkie with a limp pindick

>>23105123
bro you should've just left it it was perfectly readable

cooling down on emiru

>retards crashing out over whether Jet's ho is marriage material or not
Grim

Ellies going to do porn sleep around a lot being a whore then trick some dumb white guy into marrying her and then he will discover shes mentally ill and a degenerate and they'll divorce and she will divorce rape him and their kids will have no parents

Cole made her canon

Cooming loads on Ellie's pretty face

If we keep ignoring J*****, he'll go away, he just whines about flags he doesn't like because nobody cares about his mopey fag 40 year old blogposting that has nothing to do with the show

Warming up on Trole

>>23105137
julius is a better poster than any of you uk retards to be fair

>>23105137
You didn't like his post about the socks he ordered?

>>23105132
atom bomb of cope

>J*lius thread
we're back to square 1

Should we restart the ignore J***** challenge chat?

i swear talking to some of you is like talking to a 80 iq person.
You don't even understand what i'm saying hakf the time

J***** is drunk again I'm taking his keys and making him walk home

>>23105068
rel
>>23105077
you're just seething because the other pole calls you a pedophile (and he's right)

J***** ignorers b like: must've been the wind

>>23105107
Wow great connection. I never realized it. It's the same kind of torture porn, abuse, and blackmail

Twitter keeps putting some guy on my timeline who had his daughter taken away by cps for allegedly sexually assaulting her, which he is claiming the democrat deepstate drugged and brainwashed her into thinking that he did for his voting Trump. He has apparently spent thousands trying to boost his posts and is begging Trump, Bondi, and Patel to clear his name and save his daughter from her evil democrat mother.
Ty for reading my blog

Taking ellie's anal virginity while she cires and begs you to stop

>>23105137
>Julian actually did a heel turn on ellie like badideas did josie
Lmaoooo
History does repeat itself
The second time a farce

>>23105208
He 100% touched her

>>23105209
Yeah

RIP to a larger than life legend. Rumor has it he was trying to pass stool when he went.

Rest in piece king.

you people are so subhumanly shit and ellie is shit for associating with you people

She doesn't deserve a good bf or husband, she deserves the worst and thats all she will ever get.

>>23105200
This place is full of literal autistic retards why do you even bother to come around and hang out at the special needs table?

>>23105210
>heel turn
It's just realizing they are shitty people who deserve their shitty lifestyle.
>be dumb whore
>cover yourself in ugly scars
>will never be married

>>23105206
com98 kinda sounds like the com 09A
a bit sus innit?

>>23105218
she doesn't associate with us that's why you're crashing out because she stopped giving you attention

>Bing bing bong I Asian high school slut I fuck you foh 5 bucks Bronze Age Pehveht 4chan yn I love Jet Neptune yellowy load please rape me tehehehehe

>Ah bloody chondah would love to have a few VBs with my tight Asian WAIFU Ellie and have her walk barefoot on my Outback cattle ranching farm, when are we bringing the band back together boys

This is my impression of Ellie and J***** (all true /ftl patriots ignore)

CHECK MIZZY'S NEWEST TWEET RIGHT NOW

>>23105208
weird. he's probably schizophrenic. I hope he didn't actually touch his daughter.

>>23105228
shes a fucking 4chan user and a niggerloving whore that went on Ft and lurks here
Shes garbage and she wants a good partner. Thats ridiculous

I heard that if you comment in /ftl/ threads more than 10 times, it means you're automatically mentally ill and most likely even untreatable. Is that true?

new leak from the bettygram

>>23105218
>get rejected by fishgirl
>freak the fuck out
We need more of this to make these threads interesting

>>23105222
Wow crazy com98 sounds like the com + o9a and Sam runs the exact same torture porn, self harm, and grooming show that they do in discord.

>>23105237
Not true. My boss called me well put together and normal just the other week

>>23105231
Nice

He's MIA working on his glow up right? he'll be sub 10% bf and taking care of his skin when we see him soon

>>23105221
they keep making up everything about me, I cooled off on Ellie a couple of weeks into following her, her kick stream drew me back in and i thought that was fun.
Then i realised what sort of girl she is and stopped caring at all.

Now for your next act you need to talk about freemasons

>>23105247
I hope he thinks meth was a good idea to stop eating and gets addicted

>>23105247
>roided jet for s5

w-waoh

>>23105240
fuck off with your fantasises i havent been rejected by her she doesnt even talk to me

>>23105242
You’re Jewish

Does Julius live in a rv also?

I mean, everybody has had a shit where it feels like you're blasting your life force out like you can literally feel your hit points draining, explosive and contiguous expulsion. Nobody expects when they walk through that door and sit down that it'll be the last thing they ever do though and that's why It's truly a tragic event.

>>23105250
Like Sam's Freemason buddy right here? Thanking Israel for 911 and liking controlled opposition? (Sam hyde)

Too many 1pbtIDs from the same flag talking about the same thing

Jet and Bad Ideas should have a boxing match to settle their differences

>>23105249
you crashed out and then the next day you backpedaled and it was business as usual. see you tomorrow when the pills wear off julian

ellie is living the dream
shit eating grin plastered on her face as she scrolls through the threads, lapping up every word j***** says about her
endless attention she never got from her dad, now replaced by a schizophrenic 38 year old who lives in australia

>>23105249
You will come crawling back to her and go through this whole rigmarole again. You will be to ellie what treefingers is to betty or bad ideas is to josie

You think any of Ellie's classmates have seen her tributes yet?

>>23105272
lol he deff posts like he is hammered or on benzos every day. Doesnt even remember what hes replying to half the time

I just want to cuddle Ellie and maybe have her jack me off with her feet, is that so much to ask?

later in summer at night the male bees always start to fly into my room. i read up on that, they get disposed from the hive and just drone around to find a place to die. this reminds me of ftl

>>23105272
you are just making up shit, i was pissed off at her for falling for the trolls fake doxing her

>>23105266
Sam Hyde of all people is friends with wiggalations

>>23105278
The whole school has seen it by now (including the teachers and principal)

>>23105275
what crawling back? she doesnt msg ne you insane mentally ill faggot

>>23105282
She got out of high school 2 hour ago go find someone your own age

>>23105275
Which one of them are the worst

>>23105273
I hope she's enjoying the show
>>23105287
it's all in the archives anyone can look it up retard

>>23105280
you people have been nonstop making up absolute garbage about me from day 1

I just want to take cold tomato soup and give ellie an enema and warm it up in her intestine before shitting it direcrly into my mouth. Is that too much to ask?

Ellie perfect little size 6.5 feet. Her little tosie wosies in my mouth.

>>23105297
no it isnt you schizo fuck. You making up shit about me isnt truth.

>>23105255
Her refusing to talk to you is rejection in of itself.

>>23105288
Yes they are in the same gay child rapist club.

>>23105287
Why do you care what she thinks of you?

How did niggerlips become obsess with freemasons in the first place? Does this retard still live in the 1800s?

>>23105305
Yeah I'm just pulling shit out my ass you got me.

the first fag that seethed at me (im assuming the pole)
Was mad at me literally because i wasnt simping for Ellie and doing nothing "being aloof"

warming up on Ellie rejecting J*****

where's the ice cream in this joint?

>>23105306
>>23105311
you convincing her that i am a fat ugly loser just proves shes a retarded girl

Can you imagine being her husband and trolls just put in her mailbox that hes cheating on her or something and she will just believe it

.

wn2b talking about Fishtank instead of egirls and namefags.

>>23105327
thread is grim tonight, bro

>>23105330
Black people r gross

=SCAVENGER HUNT UPDATE=
The 36th RFID has been FOUND by ChickenAndy through dumb luck!

SANTI's car was disabled in a hit-and-run! BigLoaaf has begun following Tazo at all times, Tazo has become UNCOMFORTABLE with this and his viewers are threatening to report BigLoaaf (black) to the police for STALKING!

Standings
1. Tazo - 16686 pts
2. mhyochi - 12207 pts
3. ozemi - 11538 pts
4. GEWN - 10176 pts
5. garydavid - 9409 pts
(...)
20. LettyVision - 4064 pts

>>23105327
We are still waiting.

Ellie is legitimately the prettiest girl I've ever seen in my life. Her cute personality and unique humour make her beyond a 10.

>>23105338
I don't think Lefty is gonna win this one chat

>>23105346
too bad shes a 4channer and a niggerlover

>>23105332
You can't. It's Jet Neptune's "I put the soul of Ciara in josie" grooming simulator.

>>23105338
Letty let me down

Binx still isn't back

>>23105338
>SANTI's car was disabled in a hit-and-run!
Ice putting down lootcrates in the middle of the road for him to pick him while talking to the police was funny as fuck

>>23105355
her cooch is being lubed

Ellie's smile lights up my day

>ellie desperately hiding who she is
I dont know why she even bothers with the fake virgin trad girl shit.
She should just bee herself. It keeps coming out anyway

Scott Sullivan bisexual lighting

Wn2b posting chicks with guns

A Scott stream could still save the night. It is not too late.

Direnc wants Jimmy.

>>23105368
Benleaks, this is your "good woman?" LOL

An Ellie ig post would invigorate my senses

>>23105362
you're just giving her these negative attributes because it's the only way you can cope with the fact that you will never have her.

Thinking about the time we got to see Ellie feets on fishtank

Ip2 loves letty
>>23105368
>>23105372
lol felted

>>23105333
Forget about the thread, life is grim. I've had hundreds of thousands see my ugly face. I've had more humiliations than most.

they're dissecting every single thing wrong with Julius' dick pics in the bagelcord btw

>>23105294
Benji being nontent
Why do that when you can be part of the problem

>>23105357
>in the middle of an accident report
>"hold up i gotta scan this chest"
>shoovy's meth surveillance van pulls up and starts blocking the road
And Ice wonders why the cops hate him lol

>>23105378
i dont want her, i want a better her. Id reject her anyway because shes a niggerlover

Next tribute might be Ellie in the towel, or the little sneak of her titty on whatever podcast

>>23105255
> she doesnt even talk to me

Ellie's smelly teenager feet

>>23105383
could be worse
what if you used to be hot and then fucked your face up with plastic surgery

>>23105381
that was a great night

>>23105378
Jewish reasoning that makes no sense. Go pray for ciaras soul to be in Josie, Jet

>>23105383
keep moving it's really not a big deal

>>23105247
Since "more likeable in smaller doses" didn't work out, Sam told him he's got to start working out if he doesn't want the fans to hate him. Fat slobs are inherently off-putting.

>>23105372
>>23105368
Direnc has given her heart to slack au you sick fucks. She’s joking

>julius thought ellie would join his discord
>julius thought DMing her "fuck you" would get her to reply to him
Julius_lose

>>23105390
I'm not being nontent by not wanting 2 interact with nontent

ellie is a virgin trad girl so pure shes never even held hands
and shes not a racist either
she wont touch slurs any more than she'd touch a guy
the n word is a forever no go zone

Direnc is the type of hoe to do tricks on your dick

>ellie never even saw me so doesnt know how handsome i am
>i cant post my face because STALKER NEST
It really made me question what is exactly the point of liking her
You are just going to get doxxed and people trying to ruin your life. Great girl

>brown people ruined Hinduism
what level of racism is this?

I still like direnc.

>>23105405
>unfunny faggots taking everything i do seriously because they are autistic gays

>>23105407
>never even held hands
Thats more of a bad look than anything. She built up so many walls and fake personas because of her deep self loathing and the only thing good about herselt she thinks is "well at least im not a whore"

>>23105407
Except when she licked Jets asshole

>>23105415
cant know someone if you refuse to communicate with them

>>23105409
nothing stopping you from posting your face. if you really dont have social media it would be impossible to track you down.

>>23105409
>what is exactly the point of liking her
Because its fun. Not everything has to be serious. Anyone that was actually thinking about getting with or fucking ellie is an absolute fucking retard

Those Ellie feet are so fucking nice.

Really don't know what half the people itt are talking about these days

Who here was in the season 1 threads on /tv/

>>23105425
facts

>>23105426
me

>>23105431
nigga puh lease

qrd on the tj horcrux?

>>23105422
>nothing stopping you from posting your face.
It would prove he is the tiktok loser

>>23105423
>you're a retard for thinking of getting with someone
>I, a sane person, spend my time about how I want to get with her
Post nose, moische

>leaks doesn't interact with nontent anymore
what the hell is going on here chat

https://youtu.be/IPRAP0dqfnY

>>23105423
and that is what i was doing until you schizo fucks created this fake narrative and tried to fake dox me

>>23105426
Good times

>>23105425
fake cole really says what everyone is thinking, and he does it in such elegant terms

>>23105440
>how I want to get with her
Did you take the enema post seriously?

>>23105436
Claire has a necklace from the Vatican. She let TJ wear it during powtank. Something happened when he wore it where the clasp changed color or whatever. So now she wears it and protects it because TJ can only be harmed if the horcrux is destroyed.

>>23105426
I was a day one /ftl/ poster, I even watched the fishtank pitch stream live where they had the google doc pulled up talking about making the contestants eat stale bread and having a rock band wake them up. Time flies. Things change.

all the ellie simps are crippled losers that fantasise about getting with her
and they simply got insanely upset when they realised i was a normal guy with a chance.
I dislike Ellie for encouraging them. Shes not a trustworthy person

>>23105445
No you did that to yourself when you chose to namefag.
Someone capped your chat in ellies kickchat when people were capping everyone but you took it personally and then tripfagged before switching to just namefagging.
You act like we weren't all in the threads

>>23105463
all you do is make up shit

>>23105411
The correct level. Also, you have to go back.

>>23105426
me I'm og /tv/ you guys invaded my board with your shill threads and now I haunt you forever like the ghost of nontent's past I got rid of you but you can't get rid of me figure it out niiiyuh- persons AYO

>>23105436
No more lonely nights

Ellie feet and Ellie bellie....

>>23105411
speaking of racism is this true chat?

>>23105458
cleej is so beautiful

“Have you grown to care for the boy, after all?”
“For him?” shouted Snape. “Expecto Patronum!”
From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe. She landed on the office floor, bounded once across the office, and soared out of the window. Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.
“After all this time?”
“Always,” said Snape.

>>23105472
>I'm og /tv/ you guys invaded my board with your shill threads
Same. I saw a webm of a retarded girl wigging out to a ducktoy and i wanted to check out what torture sam had in store for her. Turns out it was nothing and she got a free ride to victory

Wonder if she'll do the podcast again this week

>>23105468
everything was a joke she knows the liquid julius thing wasnt actually you but you still sperged out. she didnt fall for any "lies" it was pretty easily to tell

>>23105482
I heard the new hermy one is not so pretty compared to Watson

>>23105466
fuck off, i know what happened, the kick simps baited anons like me over her to her kick, i just went there to say hi. They baited us over with the idea they'd dox us. They started screen capping my posts and seething at me.
I joined the thread, made some light shitposts and laughed with another anon and left.
Then one of them tried to doxx me falsely accuse me of being a pedo, seethed at me for being "aloof" then spend a month straight seething at me screen capping every post i made.
I just wanted to watch her stream and follow her ig stories.
You made all this shit up because you are mentally ill

>>23105481
Have faith

>>23105452
>Haha it's just a joke when I post all day about a girl
Entering cope mode. Next you're going to say being a kiwitranny is a noble and rewarding hobby.

>>23105489
Nice. Forgot i had doing this planned to do. Might fuck around and follow suit

>>23105493
ai is so embarrassing, what the hell is this

>>23105480
Those definitely aren't mestizas, those are pure indios (indias?)

Since the tribute went viral I've got like 50 DMs from people asking me to tribute their friends and shit LOL

>>23105487
yeah jet went super easy on her because he wanted to get laid
Sam did make her lick airsoft Fatty's stomach though I remember that much

>>23105489
thats when shit got crazy because they actually learned i was normal guy
it was because the schizoid brit anon was having a meltdown

About to start a marathon gooning sesh that will end with the new Ellie tribute. Post some pics I'll consider for it.

>>23105497
Enlighten me. When did i post about ellie all day?

>>23105481
Claire gave Beej her blessing.

just a normal guy, m'lady

>>23105494
>I just wanted to watch her stream and follow her ig stories
And you posted about here here nonstop because anons were big meanies to you?

>>23105500
I knew you'd like that one

>>23105515
you are a bitch

>>23105503
Are going to do it? Charge them

>>23105497
you can tell they are kiwitroons because they tried to pull the thing that KFs did to murder Terry Davis on me

>>23105460
What's the goat GTA 4 DLC? TBOGT or TLAD?

>>23105522
Will take forever and the loads won't be decent but I'll look into it. Some of them have cutie Asian crushes. Some of them sent their sisters and mothers and shit LOL

>>23105503
weirdpilled
they must really like your dick

>>23105514
julius is the bobo of /ftl/

>>23105487
>>23105505
Jet went easy on Josie, because he literally thought ciaras soul was transferred into her, and he needed to redeem himself from his dad cucking him.

>>23105525
>have to continue to make up this strawman that a namefag is obsessed with ellie even after he voices he isnt interested in her
>just so you can maintain you arent obsessed with her

Never seen an Eastern European flag (poles dont cause, too western) around here.

>>23105514
>when I'm with a woman
As opposed to the times he's with a man???

>the binx simps still aren't redpilled on women
>not even redpilled on binx alone
s m h

>>23105514
For me, it's the funny implication that J***** has came during sex with men

>>23105537
Dude you JUST admitted to doing what i posted.
Get off the booze

>cant stop making up shit about me

You are just shitty people and theres a reason you have no friends

>>23105546
following her ig and sitting in her streams for a bit isnt obsessed
>but you posted BWC bull omg
Where do you think you are faggot
You kiwitroons are retards

I've seen those twerktoks doggie
J***** is definitely one zesty ahhh goofy ahh nigga

>>23105554
Why's bro so mad

>>23105530
>Some of them sent their sisters and mothers and shit LOL
Holy kek

>>23105554
If the guy on the right is the same as the one on the left (more recent), then he lost tons of weight. Good for him.

>>23105458
don't remember tj wearing a necklace on powtank

>>23105534
>>23105056 >>23105339 Did Jet create some kind of Frankenstein's E-girl? Is Josie possessed? DOUBLE E-GIRL? Oh my queso.

>>23105530
>>23105503
Better start chugging some zinc to keep up the load

>>23105542
her pretending like she doesn't know how many guys she's been with is a good bit
Do you think TJ fell for it?

>>23105560
have you never been on a /b/ trib thread? you post one trib and about 10 guys reply wanting their ugly crush to get tributed. they're animals, closeted homosexual animals

>>23105551
Dude this is you just today.
>>23101645
>>23101646
>>23100021
>>23101859
You never stop posting about her

What's the best word to describe /ftl/ I vote for covetousness

>>23105530
The beginning of a career

>>23105579
Namefags are mentally ill. In other news water is wet.

>>23105528
Gay tony. It just had a happier and funnifer atmosphere around it. Also the addition of the parachute and little bird helicopter was great. Also the APC which was fun in multiplayer. But as for story mode tbogt wasn't that dark, Luis just wanted to help his friend and boss to get out of trouble with a bunch of people and make some money and a name for himself in the process. Tbogt was like a proto-gta v story in that it was a little more quirky and lighter than the lost and damned. Tlad was like a proto rdr2 story with how they were all doomed from the start. It's way darker than tbogt, maybe even darker than the main game. If I wanted hear stories from drug addicted bikers I would just leave the house and go down to the bar in town. That's why I never liked tlad. Tbogt was more fun.

>>23105576
pretty much everyone itt is a closeted faggot except me

>>23105579
yea, hes done

>>23105568
it's her story

>>23105582
no people who obsess about names are mentally ill, hence KF

whats in this washing machine sized box?

>>23105569
>>23105534
It's all true, btw.

at this point the only entertaining thing about these threads is watching julius run circles around you guys

>>23105576
I've seen the threads, it's just mothers and sister requests will never not be hilarious.

Common Mormon Kevin W

Literal fucking broken record. 13 hours ago
>>23102121
This is all you do. Wake up dude

/b/ is a scary place
I haven't been there since the jessi slaughter you dun goofed days

>>23105590
A Siemens-Schuckert R.VIII

>>23105596
Based.

Im done sorry everyone.
I might jimmyius post later though

>>23105594
huge j***** W

>>23105593
If it's true that seances are just demons imitating people then it means Jet got Josie possessed by a demon so he could smash some Pet Cemetery indian burial ground pussy.

>>23105603
safe to assume at least 50% of these are ellie related, this is just on /bant/ lmfao

it's socks

>>23105611
you retard

>>23105580
asexual

>>23105606
KF is mentally ill

like a moth to a flame, too easy

>>23105608
what dis

>>23105596
>16GB DDR4 Timetec
>not 512GB DDR6 Hypershitware with 750 tensor cores
Kevin is not going to make it.

>>23105575
30 bodies > Jet Neptune

>>23105613
>>23105616
why did the website let you post twice in one minute

>>23105630
they lowered it unc

>>23105630
15s timer on /bant/.

you know ellie lurks on KF, thats why she was so casual about doxxing angie and casual about her entire family being doxxed
Shes just a popular girl that doxes other people.

this cole larp stinks
at least do something funny or interesting

>>23105603
>>23105611
because you are retarded, many people have been using "julius" as a name since 2012 and earlier.
Also in Rome discussions dur

>>23105583
Trvke, TLAD story's the weakest out of the three and the characters aren't that well developed, Billy just seems insane for no rational reason, Ashley's this crackhead whore and then that guy in the wheelchair who is meant to be this wise old sage but barely features in any of the story. TBOGT's plot was much better and added some depth to the universe, especially with Bulgarin who in the main game was this ominous figure that always was out of Niko's reach. Also TBOGT's music is GOATed.

>>23105634
close tab

>>23105598
/b/ is pretty tame now compared to it's past

>>23105596
wait is he upgrading an old laptop? Por que? just buy a new one.

>>23105647
Yes I still listen to electro choc. Completely agrees with your analysis btw.

>>23105593
Please post more lmao this is insane. Perfect timing for the reveal, too.

>>23105610
Except he's just a schizo and groomed some random girl

>>23105634
This is Jet's punishment
He didn't want to do the paperwork and now there's no content so the thread is just namefag drama and random e girls forever
SUFFAH JET SUFFAAA !!!

if you want to be a goody goody trad wife you shouldnt be saying disgusting embarrassing shit all the time and hanging out on 4chan!

>>23105634
show flipflops or gtfo

This letty stream may be the gayest shit of all time

>>23105674
Nigga, it's 9C in the south hemisphere, nobody is wearing flipflops

Ellie biopic

I only want what's best for you

>>23105679
Why

=SCAVENGER HUNT UPDATE=
MKstoned and FloridaBoyMMA BOXED for $200!
MKstoned won in a best out of three rounds, making this FloridaBoy's SECOND fight loss since he started the Scavenger Hunt!

XenaTheWitch is now not even pretending to be Shoovy's anonymous "cameraman" and is challenging people to fights!

>>23105686

>>23105624

>>23105629
yeah I think I'd rather have a girl fuck a bunch of dudes I don't know rather than find out she fucked one dude named Jet Neptune. 30 is a lot d0h I doubt Binx is that high. Probably more than 5 but less than 10 (not counting all the women she's been fingered by)

>>23105634
I was busy this week

binx thread is in a state

>>23105689
>FloridaBoy's SECOND fight loss since he started the Scavenger Hunt!
Lol

>>23105688
obnoxious streamers trying to be entertaining.It's just sad

>>23105695
These threads are in a state too

>>23105701
>trying to be entertaining
God forbid someone MAKES CONTENT in this drought

extreme peace adding to the lexicon, mde deniers, your response?

>>23105704
Im glad the "buy angie doordash wine" ended up being a good fishtoy for content the other night

if every thread is nontent, then maybe youre the nontent

>>23105704
Not even talking about Letty. It's just the whole ice poseidon crowd. It's not it

>>23105713
Extra Emily needs to get in the tank

>>23105714
Tazo is the only likeable one. Gives off oliver vibes

>>23105719
I agree

>>23105684
Room 214
Gotta be seen

https://youtu.be/DBvj3reylIw

>>23105719
Gewn is funny but loses a lot of his aura knowing his wife is Destiny's sloppy seconds and he's entirely financially dependent on her

>>23105716
contemplating EE posting
but shes not canon, for now

SHOOVY GOT PULLED OVER.
He has xena in the car who is WANTED

=SCAVENGER HUNT UPDATE=
Shoovy has been PULLED OVER for lacking a rear license plate light. XenaTheWitch has been ARRESTED and taken into custody!

Tazo needs medic

>>23105728
New

=SCAVENGER HUNT UPDATE=
curtains for zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt

>>23105731
kek based
she shot a random white woman with a paintball gun
she's in BIG trouble

>>23105693
She already admitted to it being over 10. That's confirmed.

>>23105336
ur gay

>>23105628
>>23105657
Let Kev cook. He’s got this

>>23105336
I’m racist and even I know she’s pretty and has nice boobs

I've searched my feelings and have decided that Binx going on Estanque and linking up with TJ has in fact made her more likeable.

>>23105742
If she admitted to that much just double the number and add 5.

ur little pussy belongs to me now

>>23105841
minimum