Thread 23111170

Season 2 kitchen edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Kimmee cheated on Ice "Faggot" Poseidon with a nigga named "GEWN"!
-- Ice has cancelled the scavenger hunt for today because he is CRYING like a KWAB!
-- This is a Waifu Rachel thread until morale improves! https://www.instagram.com/waifu.rachel/
-- Chris Lynch made an oblique reference to "top secret plans" on his DOGSHIT podcast!
-- Xena was arrested and sentenced to RAPE!
-- I miss Nina and I hope she wins when the event starts back up again!
-- Niggas ITT are STILL talking about nontent Claire for no reason!

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://kick.com/category/scavenger-hunt

Previous: >>23109291 >>23109286

ellie is a stupid fucking bitch

what's Ellie been up to?

>>23111143
Puzzle has spend the last week talking to capulets and takenbadger in the kickchar 24/7 i highly doubt that he is "in" on anything and more likely a lost little simp

this thread is nontent

>>23111170 (OP)

bros where's this angie feet collage, that shroomie made?

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23111179
Here
>>23090122

Pey is hungry chat

>>23111188

FUCK YES BRO, great pops

>>23111170 (OP)
>/ftl/ NEWS:
>80% of it is ip2 nontent news

>>23111187
>angie feet collage
feet compilation here, let me know if i missed anything
https://bunkr.cr/a/dFikNUUS

>>23111211
this is the new one

Watermellie

>>23111217

are u the shroom guy?

>>23111212
Letty and jon has made ice poseidon canon

>>23111222
*canyon

>>23111218

fuck yes, i wish u were an angie fan tho, but ellie pops are good too

>>23111170 (OP)
also the claire seethe at the bottom. let it go juan

>>23111184
when i posted in there him and chloe immediately made fun of me the fucking bagelcord just goes in there to talk down to the simps and pretend to be their friend because ellie takes sick amusement in it you didnt see how they talked on elliecord they are bagel orbiters just like ellie

>>23111221
>are u the shroom guy?
yes

I think ellie SUCKS

MARKY THOMPSON

>>23111212
>ip2 outlived fishtank (somehow)
Ws in the chat!

>>23111217
>>23111228

no i menat the angie one, she was just talking about it on stream rn

>>23111227
Cant tell if trolling or just that pathetic. You are just a nerd thats easy to pick on. Stop being gay

>>23111229
shes an ugly cunt she loves ruining peoples lives

>>23111229
What did Jet mean by this?

>>23111215
don't think thomas is not a walker tho

>>23111235
I think what made the left 1 special was that she bowed after the cum like she was part of the performance

SAM HYDE RAPED A MINOR

>>23111236
whose life did she ruin?

>>23111233
angie told me not to share it anymore because it makes her uncomfortable, sorry bro

>>23111170 (OP)
I never understood what the point of the doghouse room was supposed to be, as in what role it's supposed to serve in the original house. It's too small to be a dining room.

i just wanted to love you stupid btich

>>23111229
Emiru has been mog housing her content wise lately
Do the sturdy dance Ellie it's time

>>23111234
nice try bagelcord faggot you didnt deny any of my points

>Kalei has been hanging out with Jimmy the last two days
She's assembling a team

sturdy levels are rising

>>23111250
I don't care to even remember what you post, nerd.
Get souped on, bitch.

>>23111251
kalei is in her #nomad arc

>>23111242
doing pretty good numbers, hasn't been up long. got some more DMs requesting I tribute their friends. And a few sisters. And one mother.

>>23111245

post it on the angiesimp reddit or DM it to me

bla bla bla ellie

Did Jimmy goon Kalei or is she too good for that

>>23111235

fucking EPIC pops

>>23111258
>post it on the angiesimp reddit
she banned me from her reddit, lmao
i sent you a dm on 4chan

>>23111247
there's nothing to love here chat she's a cali zoomer that was raised on iPads and interracial /gif/ porn webms chat she's just a pretty face that's all chat

Do a Marky cum tribute and see who gets more views

>>23111261
No girl is "too good for that" you fucking retard. Have you learned nothing from these threads?

emiru

>>23111251
cooling down on kalei

>>23111242
word. I think the next one is going to be her doing the heart or the kissy emote from the whatever podcast stories

>>23111261
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

Hey guys, new fan here. I found this show on Reddit and I absolutely LOVE watching guys jack off and spray cum on pics of Ellie. Reminds me of Burt (my fav! I ship him and Frank!!!)

>>23111260
gatekept by bagelcord nice going retard cucked by this faggot

>>23111268
This

I fucked kailei

>>23111275
I hacking love gay black meth addict pederasta! This is truly what Hitler wanted in a TV show!

>>23111267
it's a really pretty face though

>>23111272
This is warming me on Jimmy tbqh

>>23111263

wait you can't be banned, im the mod and havent banned anyone

r/angelinasimps

neptroon

>>23111270
>No girl is "too good for that" you fucking retard.
Except the 99% of girls who would never give Jimmy the time of day who he still seethes about years later

Adorable yawn btw

>>23111275
ellie loves them too

>>23111273
Probably won't be as special as the bowing. Its like the actors coming how yo bow after a play. Very avant garde

>>23111288
Jimmy gets more pussy than most of the people in this thread

>>23111242
lol the bow clip is pretty good (without the trib I mean I can't watch it im asexual now) she looked good in that outfit

>>23111275
I heckin love gay black meth addict pederasts! This is truly what Hitler wanted in a TV show!

is it misconfigured brain wiring that creates a simp or are they a product of their environment

Ive had 7 hour banging sessions with more girls than you have ever had message you

>>23111287
What did hack blastard mean by this?
>>23111238

Mizzy is LIVE playing Runescape!

https://kick.com/lifeismizzy

>>23111261
>fag hag
>starts hanging out with jimmy
weird coincidence here chat I'm not sure what to think

>>23111444
Environment but the genes put them in that environment. If they had better genes they wouldn't ever be in a position to simp

Kato is live playing viva pinata

jet is fat

>>23111209
Looks like white Shadi

Jimmy WILL fuck benleaks mom

>>23111451
I don't care about Mizzy. I only care about Marky.

people call me a simp even though i dont simp for ellie at all

What kind of dumbass names their daughter "Kalei"

That's a dorky name in the first place and now you've misspelled it

>>23111444
Government mandated social policy.

>>23111460
i call you a girl even though you’re a boy!

>>23111294
and more bussy apparently
he's one zesty aahhhh nigga

No more simping
The fish girls are not going to fuck a fan
Maybe unless you looks match with them and are a chill guy

>>23111444
simps emerge from extreme loneliness, clinging to an idealised woman who once gave them a fleeting glimpse of false hope

emiru sucks at battlefield 6 :/

>people call me a simp even though i dont simp for ellie at all
It was actually an adorable yawn

>>23111476
im watching rae play peak

>>23111472
VGR was looks matched and a chill guy I think chat

>>23111472
some have, Abby 4 example

>>23111472
>Maybe unless you looks match with them and are a chill guy
Im so in

>>23111481
idk who that is

$50 fuck a fan raffle

can you imagine having a daughter and she grows up to be hot but bitchy bitch faced hot
and you are trying to be a good father and love your bitch faced daughter.
Shes sitting at the dinning table eating breakfast with you and she says i love you daddy
and you just stare at your bitch faced daughters bitch face and just say nothing

>>23111480
Sister ellie...

>>23111460
Hi pedophile!

>>23111483
does unemployed even get laid
I heard they live on like opposite sides of the country

>>23111472
The real secret is to isolate them for 42 days, abuse them, then at the end offer drugs.

That's how MDEs crew gets laid

>>23111460
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23104160/#23104984
what have been doing in these threads exactly? going by your rationale you are the definitive ellie simp

>>23111488
valkyrae

>>23111493
she lives with him

Imagine tributing your seed to Ellie pictures while consciously avoiding the pics she posted before she turned 18. You could be nutting on Ellie's 15-year-old face right now, but instead you take the socially acceptable route of ejaculating on an 18-year-old's face. That's cowardice.

>>23111494
if it works for this guy it'll work for anyone chat

>Tayleigh talked shit about Mizzy not having any viewers

>Mizzy has more viewers right now than Tayleigh averaged today

>>23111170 (OP)
>Chris Lynch made an oblique reference to "top secret plans"
>we have concepts of a plan
it's so over lmao. if the "plan" isn't S5 this year the brand is dead.

>>23111499
how do you know this chat

>>23111500
I been saying guppy ellie would do ironman numbers

>>23111501
Yup

angie STRAPPED UP

>>23111496
me being an ellie simp has been an invented narrative day one

finding it hard to tell whether i should cool down or warm up on ellie
julius is not making it easy today, little rascal

>>23111496
Not simping

>>23111482
>chill guy
He was one of those guys who makes up a whole fake personality to try to impress a girl and tells a lot of white lies to avoid revealing his insecurities. Girls universally hate that. Going to get rape accusations and DMs posted calling you a loser for sure trying that shit.

>>23111456
Fax chat
>>23111458
Fax chat
>>23111473
Fax chat
>>23111476
Girls are usually pretty bad at FPS for some reason idk why that is chat

>>23111500
they might ban your account for that one chat
not really sure though

>>23111533
tj vs Alex boxing match 4 binx (tj takes a dive and we get cleej)

Why are there no freaking Rachels ITT

>>23111536
>Girls are usually pretty bad at FPS for some reason idk why that is chat
with subs/ARs yeah but they're usually cracked at sniping. so many snipers in the cod scene back in the day were girls. Real girls, pre-tranny era.

>still dictating your opinions based on what julius does
Worst poster award goes to emifaggot

leaving ftl

why is leaks posting AI now chat
is he high off his mom's pills again chat
what's going on here chat

>>23111550
put your trip on cole

angie clearly has a broken family, mom seems like weirdly juveninle or something with how she acts and i dont see a dad, she probalby grew up without a stable family and thats why she acts like this, and doesnt seem to put any importance on school

>>23111550
See you tomorrow

>>23111544
good question chat

>>23111547
wagie literally killed himself because i bullied him once in the ellie thread after 2 months of trying to troll and dox me

most of these people are so fragile

>>23111556
I dont give a shit why she acts the way she does i don't want to see it

>>23111556
her mom is a swinger

>>23111560
What a weird thing to lie about

>>23111547
hmmm, gonna need benleaks to analyse your post so i can have the correct opinion
brazil anon would work too, but his analysis quota has already been met for today

>>23111560
Couldn't be me. Half the threads i rag on you the other half idgaf. Its the way 4chan is. Zoomies can't hang

>>23111565
swinger families always have messed up kids

>>23111544
Rachel is currently watching shittok on her computer

>>23111566
look in the ellie thread, i gave him shit for ten minutes and he hasnt posted since

>>23111556
Can't be that bad if she lives in her mom's nice house and acts aloof all the time. If I had to trade my dad to live like that I would

>>23111560
a guy killed himself over you?

rip wagie
he's smiling down from us from heaven now chat

>>23111568
Ill analyze something. There hasn't been a waking hour of you not posting here. I can extrapolate a lot of things about you but i'll leave that out. I sincerely hope im wrong but if i'm right you should rethink your daily routine. Its not too late to improve

claire notices her stolen necklace

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755221403493500.mp4

>>23111548
Claire what is this from

Joopy posts were better then these random hoes

>>23111577
i just called him a loser that can't have normal relationships and would never have a gf especially like ellie and he just vanished lol

Crazy if you consider how hard that little cunt went at me for months

>>23111580
>analysing...

>>23111584
game

>>23111572
That's not Rachel you freak. This is Rachel.

>>23111581
was she crying or is she just super drunk here?

>>23111587
He's sick let him rest

I. Love. Eleanor.

>>23111587
did he kill himself?

angie autists who watch all the time, has she mentioned the angiesimps reddit yet?

>>23111674
probably, i don't think he will post ever again

>>23111675
she read a chat about it last stream and made a face

>>23111581
TJ gets the girls while waddling as if he has a peg leg

>>23111581
>you are ruining the tj abi ship
Im so glad i skipped powtank that sounds so fucking gay

>>23111678
seems like he won if he managed to escape this place, dead or alive

>>23111590
this is a pervert forcing us to look at his goon material

>>23111678
(Wagie is the emi simp)
You didn't hear it from me

>>23111589
nu uh chat
you're being a real Hermione rn chat

>>23111581
is this rizz chat?

>>23111581
>rolls eyes over tjabi
she’s so sassy!

>>23111581
>Abby ship
none of us were doing that

Safe to say that ellie is the worst thing that ever happened to /ftl/

>>23111686
I would never look at naked women you sick freak

>>23111570
Yeah

>>23111686
this is an asexual community we would never force anyone to look at goon material chat that wouldnt be cool chat

>>23111699
We are over with the TJ/Claire/Abi drama, TJinx is the new hot shit atm

>>23111681

what was the chat about? is there a clip of it?

>>23111581
>I just saw a necklace and wore it
10/10 retard rizz

>>23111686
Ive cooled down on klaus since he started his asexual gooner bit. We still cool but i scroll past most of his posts now

>>23111522
how many do they have?
when i went live I had like 200 without announcing anything and after not having streamed in like a year

need content?

https://mega.nz/fm/25Y2FZRa

>>23111699
let it go Juanita
Claire isn't pretending to be into TJ now chat it's Binx turn now chat

>>23111581
The cooch can't stop cheating

>>23111708
i just remember it mentioned the reddit and she made a face about it. probably no clip

i am so fucking lonely and ugly

Why is ben gifting chris communist paraphernalia?

>>23111706
It's actually real too. It won't lead to some long term relationship but it is cute and i'm happy for them both

>>23111717
>Claire isn't pretending to be into TJ
you're stupid

>>23111711
was this for a challenge? why was he feeding her?

>>23111581
the double take!

I was thinking since TJ drinks to calm his nerves and to stop the dreaded "uhhh ummm" loop, does anyone (benleaks) know what his stance on weed is? I know he doesn't smoke but he could just take edibles, hits harder anyway.
>>23111683
Bitches love pirates.

>>23111706
Benji is afraid of tjbinx cuz it'll bring s3 in the thread

And yes, burt would have cleared s2

>>23111722
eh, ur like mid. Quit freaking out, you'll find someone who loves u

>>23111711
>thank you eveener!
>shaggy! Morning!
>aww thanks mark underscore!
>*giggles* I hate you reman!
>daurro! *spanish giberish*

Will this really kill her flow of income if shes dating TJ?

>>23111723
They are retarded loser faggots

>>23111731
Simbal, alex, burt, binx or even mizzy would have won s2. The cast was that bad outside of cole but cole is a born quitter

>>23111719

what kind of face was it, like her "ew" face or like a frustrated face?

>>23111722
HE WAS A CÙCKSUL OF ROME

>>23111734
It's just a cute fling, they both know that

>>23111733
my hair is long now so that bumps me up from a 3 to a 5 right. also i'm skinny again and lifting. haven't had sex since like 2022 i'm fucked up

>>23111710
don't be such an allo aphobe chat this is an lgbtq+ace community we are accepting of all lifestyles here chat

>>23111738
>>23111731
die

Opinions on underage Ellie?

>>23111744
>my hair is long now so that bumps me up from a 3 to a 5 right
only if you're wearing sunglasses (indoors too)

>>23111744
depends on the girl. Some girls don't like long hair

>>23111744
>haven't had sex since like 2022
ever thought of becoming asexual chat?

>>23111726
They were just chilling in the confessional until production came in with candles and roses and shit turning it into a date and they both understood the assignment.

>>23111742
Keep telling that to yourself that, lanlak! (or her other 20 simps)

>>23111745
Sorry brother klaus im just bring honest. This 1 aint it for me dog. Not hating you know im your brotha

>>23111267
>interracial /gif/ porn
it's funny because the first thread I ever entered was an interracial thread on /gif/ back in 2006 but it was wmbf and it was a fellow clan mate from the UK, man the brits really do have lasting power

>>23111747
cute

shout out to my /ftl/ aromantic asexuals chat

>>23111756
I'm not a binxsimp i hope they had a good time. Just hope Teej didn't get tied down with a girl in her mid 30s

>>23111746
I'm right on both counts lmao
>>23111738
Probably trve

>>23111763
Lol do you have more? Ive only ever seen the "sex with alexis" one.

Yeah, me too...

>>23111722
You’re not Cole but Cole is one of the cutest funniest fish with great eyebrows. But you’re not Cole.
>>23111751
Yeah short hair best

cleej

>>23111763
lmao

how does chat feel about demisexuals Ws or Ls?

What did sam buy chris lynch for his birthday

>>23111758
that's fair chat

>>23111773
what do you think about long hair Cole?

>>23111734
no, they'll keep donating

>>23111731
Fax chat
>>23111770
Fax chat
>>23111738
Fax chat

>>23111780
Is Chris Lynch the only wigger Sam actually likes?

>>23111783
He’s still cute just not a fan of long hair based on personal preference but for sure most girls probably would find him cute

I believe my internet activity is being monitored by the powers that be (whoever that might be,) so I might not post as often as I normally would

>>23111756
Binx hasn’t been in an official relationship with a guy in years. She doesn’t even want that anymore. She just wants to get rich, travel, lez out whenever and have some boy toys on call for the rest of her life

Fuck, this place is getting flooded with namefags

>>23111793
I fucking love sneed. He might be top 5 post season fish.

>>23111791
the freemasons
they're felting you with their mighty morphing power ranger belt buckles chat
you have to reliate
summon a megazord and moogle them

>>23111799
He was less of a faggot about things than i expected

>>23111795
does she even like dick anymore? seems like she's only into girls except for those couple times she invited Luke over to cooker dinner for him and stream (maejok was felted lol)

>>23111799
>steals random shit and the boombox prize thing from the house on his way out

>>23111810
When they did that political compass test on him he was very right wing. I think he would have stayed had it not gone directly into the cell or the paypigs being so against him for being good at famous house.

ummm uhhhh ummm

>>23111795
That's not good, I wish everyone a looks matched bf/gf

>>23111814
Angie stole airpods on her way out like a NIGGER

>>23111821
hi ellie

>>23111768
I don't think she's going to date him maybe they'll hook MAYBE but career wise she's out of his league
he washes dishes for a living and Binx streams from a million dollar beach front condo in Miami

>>23111817
He probably disliked Burt, couldn't relate to that weirdo

>>23111822
>ellie is soupanon
Shocking twist

>>23111810
from what i can tell he was looking forward to reality show confrontations but did not fuck with any of the humiliation or audience humor

>>23111823
>Binx streams from a million dollar beach front condo in Miami
isn't she bumming at some piece of shit apartment or her aunts lol

being a dishwasher for fun is better than being a streamer with 30 viewers

>>23111831
wrong

being a dishwasher means nothing 2 TJ, he just does it 2 humble himself

>>23111831
>being a dishwasher for fun

>>23111829
Aka based and too good for jet neptunes humiliation and grooming show.
He should he respected for leaving

>>23111823
Teej washes dishes and is about to release the next great American novel

>>23111522
>>Mizzy has more viewers right now than Tayleigh averaged today
There is literally 2 minutes between chat messages and the other two people chatting are her super paypigs. Kick is super botted as fuck and practically doubles or triples the actual viewership. Mizzy is at her usual 10-20 viewers which isn't exactly bad when considering the wider streamer numbers, it puts her in like the top 20% of streamers.

>>23111831
no lol, anything but wage slavery is better

>>23111786
claire is too much of a cynical bitch to handle this

>>23111836
50k that's still in an account + 5k from powtank + whatever he was paid 4 on el estanque + his earnings from bloodgames + the cut he got from streamstars 1

I bet TJ doesn't even notice work. He just tunes out telling himself stories or listening to audiobooks and the time flies

>>23111819
Meow uhhhh ummmm uhhh meow

>>23111840
That chat looks 3x more active than Tayleigh's did today.

>leaks thinks people wash dirty dishes for 8 hours a day for "fun"
so sheltered lol I don't think he would last a single day at any sort of job position chat

and yeah 30 simps is enough to live comfortably off of if they have money to spend chat

>>23111846
>over 2 years
Bro just because you are poor as shit doesn't mean tj is winning

>>23111840
>kick viewers

the 50k was taken from him by his parents to invest whatever that means lol tj didn't even get to spend it on weed or alcohol he was felted chat

>>23111852
he wins a lot

It's been too long since season 2 for me to dislike Tayleigh, or her simps. Sometimes people need to move on

Everything that bitch ellie does is an act

we'll see him again in December

winning on humiliation shows is not real "winning" lmao

>>23111847
I've washed dishes before at a restaurant part time when I was in HS it's not really a good "space out" job chat

>>23111860
you try sitting in a room at a table for 8hrs

>>23111854
ellie is low iq and after a minute of talking her brain has to recover for 30 minutes
>>23111857
>tj didn't even get to spend it on weed or alcohol
good

>>23111857
35k after taxes. Probably a boomer Roth IRA

>>23111863
Fax chat

>>23111863
he's never humiliated himself

>>23111868
no he just put it in a bank account

>>23111865
Oh well i can do it when i clean my dishes or when my job requires long menial activity but i lucid dream so i literally just daydream while i do it

imagine getting 50k and your first idea is 2 spend it on weed (boring) and alcohol ::skull::

>>23111873
He bought a car and got a mortgage with friends so probably spent some on that

>>23111871
He couldnt do a handstand. He is the most uncoordinated mfer ive seen that didn't have cerebral palsey and he should probably get checked out for it

>>23111846
>>23111831
some of the dumbest crap you've written. you're not accomplishing anything if you wage, just running on a treadmill, you get home too exhausted to do anything creative and numb the pain with weed or alcohol, and you're surrounded by unambitious coworkers who don't push you to realize your potential

Licking Ellie's sweaty pits.

Oh hey! we're doing the whole TJ sucks & he never had any character growth despite evidence saying otherwise bit, that never gets boring

wagie slavery exists to waste your life its a boomer conspiracy
Its one big humiliation ritual

>>23111884
no they're just pocket watching tj

i spent all day reading about the history of 4chan
https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/History#Pre-History

>>23111884
What im saying is its not that serious. Its not a huge tj win that he ate a bug and got wasted and cried every night on powtank. Thats not winning in my eyes.
I like the kid, he seems nice enough but he's a weirdo

>>23111879
oh no, he couldn't do a handstand, his life is over, most humiliating thing ever in season 2

>>23111880
it doesnt even pay enough to cover bills also destroys any chance of finding a partner

never humiliated on the humiliation ritual show btw chat

did leaks get a hold of moms Xanax again chat
what's the deal here chat

spictank > fishtank desu

eating a roach for entertainment isn't humiliating

>>23111889
>and got wasted and cried every night on powtank
wasn't his choice

>>23111891
>>23111880
What the fuck jobs do you have? People at my work go hard as fuck but we work for chinks so its an actual efficient company

>>23111888
its a fun read

So what if he's a crier when he drinks. He's a heavy hearted type of dude and if anything it adds more aura to him. Are you really going to do the whole toxic masculinity thing on him. Wow you sure got him

>>23111880
Fax
working for minimum wage and paying bills and rent is literal slavery id rather be homeless and panhandling with a cardboard sign for drugs at that point

>>23111880
>>23111891

I had a friend in college that cried when he drank too and he came out as gay

>>23111880
Did you just pull a "get a skill" on here unironically

>>23111889
yeah but still more over than jet though

what about Jacob feeding him everclear and then having Letty and TTS press him about his ex gf to the point of him having a mental breakdown every night I guess that's not humiliating either chat

>>23111884
Chomp chomp

>>23111907
he's right doh TJ needs to get a skill
go back to school or something chat

>>23111790
Women could love cole for his thick eyebrows but I feel like his dead eyes and weird fat nose would turn them off a bit

>>23111922
fax getting a skill is legit advice you can't be a dishwasher or a waiter your entire 20s that's brian coded

>>23111261
Kalei is at Hoarderman's just days after meeting up with Claire? Sounds like our favorite bitch is cheating on Isaac again to hangout in New England.

I would love to see TJ as a job interview barely able to stay in his seat from swaying when asked what type of person he is

>>23111906
If he went on fishtank s2 leaks would probably be simping for him in this thread rn chat

>>23111926
I still don’t know what you guys mean by getting a skill, what is a skill that’s not something that you just innately can do/have

>>23111581
she got so happy :(

>>23111924
For me, its his smile. He shows both rows of teeth like a monkey. I don't like it

>>23111907
you unironically should get a skill if you're in your mid 20s washing dishes and living paycheck to paycheck. that is not the way of the white man, have some dignity

>>23111936
it means get a degree or a certificate that qualifies you to make a decent wage chat

How would she do as a contestant

>>23111936
sounds like a variation of "get a trade" which is senile boomer advice

>>23111936
Get a skill that you can make money off of. Usually means tradeskills or something in demand. You can be your own boss with enough business savvy

>>23111939
And here you go adding a nazi twist to it. Cringe. He's not even full white also welcome to real life, not everyone has opportunities to get a skill

>>23111936
a marketable ability that takes time and effort to develop/can't be done by a rando. fields like software engineering, being an electrician, whatever

>>23111941
Examples? I'm stupid as shit and bad with interacting with people in real life.

>>23111945
blue collar work is a waste of time unless you are low iq or a criminal

>>23111889
fax I don't dislike him but I think he is wasting his life rn and the simping for him in these threads is a bit unwarranted chat

>>23111950
Become a welder

He'll convert to Catholicism and marry Claire and she'll take care of him.

TJ can't get a real job he is currently too busy carrying fishtank on his back every off seaon.

>>23111959
well fishtank is dead now

>>23111952
I know people that turned their bluecollar work into running their own conatruction company and then using that company to build sets for movies and then got into a cushy job as a building inspector getting a shitload of money working 2 days a week just doing walkthroughs of buildings and giving them and ok. You just need to be business oriented and not accept working for someone else

>>23111950
Like this anon said
>>23111949
there are lots of degrees some will make you more money than others but require way more dedication and intelligence not everyone is cut out for 8-12 years of college courses to become a lawyer or doctor chat
Electrician is a good one but you have to be good at math that was never really my field chat I was better at writing and stuff like that

>>23111964
this shit is just fantasy like the
>go to university and work two jobs and make it
meme

>>23111948
explains why he's such a failure

>>23111957
TJ is a protestant he probably hates those papist cunts.

>>23111964
yeah a lot of it is luck too having family connections that can get you a job that doesn't suck ass some people are really good at Networking and making friends with the right people too chat

So fucking soulless but shoutout Trish

>>23111970
anon lied

>>23111960
He is writing a book let him cook.

>>23111976
we get it you're a loser, grim considering you're pushing 40

>>23111979
whatever narrative helps you cope, polish plumber

>>23111974
>nick is one of those people fucking destroying vintage homes and driving up home prices
Fucking rage. Nick has ZERO taste.

Worked for the people i know. Maybe you are just bad

>>23111830
lol no where did you even hear that?

>>23111980
kek cope i make more than you ever will, get a skill

>>23111981
Nick has nothing to do with it. He and Charls wouldn't touch Fishtank with a 10 foot purple dildo.

>>23111982
it doesn't work, like the other anon said it completely steals your time for any ambition

>>23111948
hes shown his ancestry before hes 100% white lying ass nigger

>>23111955
Welding does interest me. Any advice you can give on where to start?

>>23111988
Nick is 100% the lead on renovating the homes. You really think the wiggers would do it, when Nick already does it?

>>23111988
>Nick has nothing to do with it. He and Charls wouldn't touch Fishtank with a 10 foot purple dildo.
Nick has been on fishtank multiple times and yes he is deeply involved in the real estate failure of Fishtank.

>>23111984
that's the narrative i remember from s3 threads
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/206526781/#q206528884

>>23111986
i make more money than you'll ever will trading and it requires zero physical effort on my part
Because im smart and you are a low iq pole

>>23111990
He made me a 1 of a kind custom pen as a gift using his skill. You can't even post cock. You are a failure

>>23112001
>trading
you lost

>>23111999
Oh wow I forgot Nick changed his name to Jacob

Nick was in the season 2 house for literally like 10 minutes and ran away and never mentioned it again. He has not "been on fishtank multiple times."

>>23112004
go unclog some more toilets

He could always fall back on being a gigolo.

>>23112000
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/206526781/#q206528884
But she lives in Miami. Everyone knows this. That should be your first clue that that isn't accurate.

Guys what do i do if there's absolutely no jobs in my city but i can't afford to move out on the account i have less than 500 bucks to my name and no reliable car

>>23112025
do computa stuff

>>23112025
get a skill

>>23111999
>he is deeply involved in the real estate failure of Fishtank
Checked and of course he is. You're a retard if you think Sam is having wiggers renovate a house, instead of Nick who already has connections with contractors. Also if the money laundering rumors are true, then its likely Nick + contractors got way overpaid to do the work.

Didn't Sam say it was $30k in damage to the s1 house? lmao. It was a few broken cabinet doors, floor refinishing, and some new drywall/paint.

RACHEL PODCAST is up!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Dj5Iu2Ma0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTYVg7wFgFY

are we larping about having any real world experience now? i mustve missed the memo

>>23112027
Like what
>>23112028
Like what unironically

>>23112009
go shred some air guitar solos lil bro
>>23112022
i suppose you're right i didn't even think about it
>>23112006
>he doesn't remember the fatty dating segment
nick was there for a solid hour!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755226158696587.webm

>>23112025
Become jeet scammer.
Sell cumtributes apparently theres a big market there according to aus cum anon

>>23112035
That doesn't look 100% white to me

>>23112038
okay, wop

>>23112034
hang out on /g/ and /biz/

sex with angie

>>23112038
His family came over on the Mayflower

>>23112029
>broken cabinet doors,
"Custom made cabinet doors one of a kind that has to be made by hand"
Don't you remember?

>>23112041
At least i'm pureblooded
>>23112046
9% eastern europe
That's not white lol

guys work gives your life meaning and reason, what you are feeling is alienation from the capitalistic concept of wage labour.

>>23112047
Ah yes, the classic "money laundering defense."

>>23111959
TJ is going to be a model/actor in Miami. Do cosplay with binx and flip Pokémon cards with her. They’re gonna make it.

sex gifs

Trish finally watching the end of S2 soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOTzGKNH5MI

Dammit someone bake
I was about to post a girl who's never been on fishtank before

>>23112064
where can I download the s2 episode cuts? I know they are going to be garbage just like s1's.

>>23112064
kek @ thumbnail based trish

BENLEAKS SAVE ME BAKE BAKE

>>23112001
Flipping meme coins from your childhood bedroom?

>>23112061
>Miami
That would be good for him he is big in latin people love him.

>>23111941
>>23111949
>>23111945
Anyone that needs to be told this is never going to do it. This is basic shit you’re told since you’re a preteen. If school wasnt exceptionally easy for you you’re a failure who’s never going to make it

>>23112070
The first episode of 1 of s2 was waaaay better than anything of s1 but thats all i watched

>>23112070
they're really good actually, even at their worst they're still leagues above jet's trash s1 """episodes""". available 4 free on the site literally login
https://www.fishtank.live/episodes

>>23112081
>login

>>23111819
>>23111848
>>23112061
dude

>>23112083
>>23112081
Just imagine i post ellie jimfacing

>>23112083
or watch on youtube if you're schizophrenic i forgot they're even there albeit with naughtiness censored

>>23112064
finally some good content

why does angie keep saying she doesnt know how to use 4chan

>>23112089
Shes young at heart (mind)

>>23112089
cause she’s a good woman

that noise angie's mouth makes just before she says each word

>>23112089
that's what you're supposed to do

I dont know how to use 4chan

>>23112089
because she’s smarter than ellie

a real human bean

what should i send angie in reddit chat that will make her respond while streaming?

>>23112109
cum tribute

Alex is live on the site every time I look. This fucker really just wanted some attention his whole life, huh?

BAKE

>>23112081
>login
lmao fuck off last thing I need is sam/jet sending me scam emails like a bunch of jeets

dude it's me satan from hell

>>23112118
>just wanted some attention his whole life
and Burt and Binx and Mizzy

>>23112123
why did you save trump from that bullet?

>>23112121
then watch on youtube nigga i said already it's on the official fishtank channel

you all made me do it

new
>>23112126
>>23112126
>>23112126

>>23112127
No you didn't fucking lying dumbass. Get off the VPN.

>>23112131
madarchod bloody basterd

>>23112130
>-- This is a Ellie thread until morale improves!
I hate you.

>>23111734
I stopped donating anything at the end of June/into july due to personal reasons between me and her. Let's just say the TJ bs have been added to the personal reasons and leave it at that. Not mad a TJ though! he's too retarded and probably a victim of some future sex crime.

>>23111924
>>23111938
Those features just add to his cute eccentric charm, he has a mysterious vibe that is attractive to women