Thread 23113619

>sacred, given by God to Caucasian people
>healthy vitamin B and probiotics
>easy to make and preserve

Are you not taking it?

>>23113619 (OP)
I prefer titty milk whenever it is an option, but I guess this is ok too

>>23113619 (OP)
The bame made me assume it was Arab. Gives me the shits.

>>23113619 (OP)
>taking it
It's a beverage, dumbfuck. You drink it!

>>23113619 (OP)
I'm not a calf, nigga

>>23113619 (OP)
No thanks I'll stick with actual cow's milk.
Kefir is basically goat jizz right?

>>23113619 (OP)
if you use pasteurized milk its not true kefir fyi

>>23113619 (OP)
For me, it is Icelandic yogurt.

>>23113624
Its fermented cows milk

>>23113619 (OP)
>God's gift
You are thinking of honey.

>>23113622
ESL I am

>>23113628
Can you stop sucking Israel's cock for two seconds?

>>23113620
the ability to digest milk really separates humans vs non-humans

>>23113619 (OP)
That, but made out of caju nuts

>>23113631
I will argue otherwise, because I have met some Indians who consume copious amounts of milk, and I refuse to apply the term “hominid” to them

>>23113633
Some Indian castes are Aryan.

>>23113619 (OP)
I've drank that and the turkish Ayran, but nothing else comes close to just good old sour milk

Very underrated beverage. Healed my gut dysbiosis after a round of antibiotics. Could finally shit logs again after weeks of amorphous mucous squirts. Make sure it's raw kefir though

>>23113630
>that feel when someone is hogging all the succulent israeli cock

>>23113619 (OP)
may you consult the spreadsheets

this is popular in iran. i hate it. way too salty.

>>23113619 (OP)
Stfu lebanese sandnigger.

>>23113619 (OP)
I drink keffir once every few weeks alongside fiber for gut health, good after taking antibiotics (and probably ozempic if you're a fat fuck)

>>23113634
No, you are actually not. You are overwhelming Dravidian, and counting the .001 trace amounts of indo-European dna you have is just fucking pedantic, and in actuality very self loathing. It’s so disgusting watching you cope like this, like have some self respect man

>>23113622
Imagine wasting time

>>23113619 (OP)
My tummy feels funny if I don't drink it morning and evening. Natural always. I'm trying to incorporate miso but it's too much if I have both kefir and miso rn.

>>23113633
i stand corrected

>>23113634
all indians are dalits

>>23113642
>SAAAR, I'M A TRUE ARYAN. I'M A TRUE BRAHAMIAN

it's the ultimate jeet cope

>>23113619 (OP)
Looks like a big spider.

>>23113619 (OP)
>easy to make and preserve
How do you preserve it?
How do you stop the fermentation process? By freezing it?

>>23113619 (OP)
I've usually had 1-3 glasses of mill every night before bed, usually with cookies or some other pastry sweet for the last 22 years.

>>23113619 (OP)
Oh you played Wordle a couple days ago, lost because it was "kefir", you said "what the fuck it that?", looked it up, found on Wikipedia that it's a traditional drink that's from the Caucasus, then a couple days later you thought of it again and decided to make a thread on /pol/ because "hurr durr come home white man"

>>23113638
Are japs really that high? Dont they eat food lathered with cheese and butter?

>>23113625
Btw, Lidl Romania sells this "imitation kefir" trash made in Poland. It's thin like milk, tasteless and contains no trace of kefir lactic culture.

>>23113619 (OP)
yes, Kefir is unfathomably based

>>23113635
I'm gonna call you George.

>>23113619 (OP)
I enjoy kefir. There's nothing else like it.

>>23113624
>I don't know the first thing about Kefir, therefore it's shit.

>>23113638
funny how it aligns perfectly with the equator and the 20 degree tilt

>>23113619 (OP)
Why the fuck would you drink mongol slop when I could just drink regular milk?

>>23113652
You can't really mass-produce real Kefir like that. They just infuse that shit with some regular joghurt cultures and label it Kefir. Just make your own.

>>23113619 (OP)
Stfu Turk scum

>>23113619 (OP)
White people be like "Taking walks is Aryan"

>>23113634
am brahmin aryan saar

Actual people from the Caucasus don't fit the Nordic/Germanic stereotype at all. They look Muslim.

>>23113619 (OP)
Im rather a Kefirer fan

>>23113651
>Dont they eat food lathered with cheese and butter?
American cheese and margarine are not the real deal

>>23113621
Because you have bad gut fauna, take a small amount a few times a week and you'll be fine.

>>23113624
Quintessentially mutterican

>>23113628
Good luck getting real honey bro over 80% of the market is fake

>>23113650
Textbook projection

>>23113619 (OP)
im too busy fucking your mother

>>23113627
So it’s just more mold huh

>>23113619 (OP)
kefir is not an european word

>>23113619 (OP)
I had anal leakage for a while. Started drinking those kefir mofos and it stopped for good.

>>23113658
Probiotics

>>23113673
stuff some ghee up your ass next time jeet

>>23113619 (OP)
I am making my own kéfir daily though.
>>23113624
No, it's a very sour liquid yogurt.
>>23113625
Irrelevant, as long as you don't use UHT milk or lactose-free milk. Your kéfir culture probably comes from raw milk anyway.
>>23113648
Why would you want to stop the fermentation process? You refresh the culture with new milk every time.

>>23113675
I am no jeet. I am man.

>>23113625
Came here to post this. Only raw milk is real milk. Only raw kefir is real kefir.

I make my own kefir with raw milk that I buy in the black market.
The government will NEVER stop me from buying raw milk.

>>23113644
Don't consume miso dude. It's made with chinkbeans that are incredibly estrogenic.
Consuming chinkbean products is the reason Asian males are so weak and effeminate.
It's incredibly harmful for your male hormones and anything with it tanks your testosterone.

>>23113619 (OP)
tastes like shit, is middle eastern. that similar but much better tasting stuff from Sweden is good

>>23113674
If people come at you with these retared vibes, just ignore them and let them remain ignorant. You could have spent the time schooling a person who's genuinely interested.

>>23113638
the people of Japan prove that completely wrong

>>23113679
It's healthy. Your local probiotics aren't really the most tasteful dishes either, Mr Natto.

>>23113682
healthy in the way middle aged yoga crisis recent divorcees think about healthy. stop drinking middle eastern slop and pretending like you actually care about health

>>23113678
what if you just go to a milk farmer?

>>23113619 (OP)
I make my own kefir by mixing yogurt and seltzer.

Sorry chuds. The real drink of the white man is a stream that flows from the beginning and is sifted through almost every natural super plant known to man. That is followed closely by a grden hose when it's so hot you can taste the plastic. I went to the lower 48 once and I will never forget that taste for as long as I live. I get chills going to the garden section at Home Depot. Real hikers know what I'm talking about.

it's too fucking expensive

>>23113683
japs consume more lead and mercury than anyone on earth

you are living proof

>>23113680
Is kefir a common lifestyle drink on your country? I've just started making it for a month now.

>>23113687
>flag
aren't you all billionaires?

>>23113687
It's only popular and cheap in a few ubermensch countries like mine.

>>23113690
Whats that flag?

>>23113689
No, but it's known here. We have other fermented food. Kefir is a Caucasus thing (some say Mongolian). Doesn't really matter where it's from, it's healthy as fuck and I like the taste. I currently haven't got a Kefir culture, I will get one in a month when I'm at my other place.

>>23113685
Sounds absolutely vile. Also, kéfir is much more sour than yogurt and only mildly fizzy unless you let it ferment in an airtight container.

>>23113619 (OP)
>look at me Im drinking kefir
attentionwhore

>>23113619 (OP)
It has the texture of horse cum and tastes and smells like dick cheese

>>23115539
>It has the texture of horse cum
Anon touched horse cum
>and tastes and smells like dick cheese
Anon tasted dick cheese

That's gross, even for a french guy