Thread 23118159

so i was at a bar tonight and i got very drunk
i was feeling ill and dizzy so i fell over while holding a beer
the glass shattered and i landed on it and it cut me up quite a bit, while laying on the ground bleeding i felt alot more ill and threw up quite a bit also
then i just lied there in a pool of my own puke and blood for a little bit before i got thrown out
anyway how was your nite bnäto

retard.

>>23118185
you cant blame me for that
the floor was slippery

You made all that shit up to post your stupid little boy anime picture holding a can. Pathetic. You make me sick. You should be ashamed.

>>23118230
to be fair i only made like half of that shit up
the other half was true

>>23118230
you'd be surprised

>>23118230
but is there any way to tell a compelling story except mixing truth with lies?

>>23118300
it might depend on the language

>>23118310
i mean the only lie was me puking in my own pool of blood
ill be honest i did not puke before i left
i did it right outside of the bar
everything else was true doehever
i think i still have glass shards stuck in some parts of my body
i tried to pull out most of them but it hurt pretty bad
i might go to a clinic or whatever to get the rest removed because i dont feel like pulling any more out myself

>>23118332
GIB TRIPS

>>23118336
FUCK

going to a bar ups your risk of being injured or dying quite a bit, plus the only types that go there are retarded normies and boomers, couldnt be me

>>23118336
>>23118338
rip

>>23118361
it's sad, all the bar stories i hear are like that
otherwise normal middle class people going & someone gets the shit beaten out of them for the most petty possible reason

the world could be a big roblox server from like 2013, but instead it's a big gta online server in 2018, you know what i mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9RBRQZt-3k

>>23118300
Yeah, spend your time living a life that's actually worth sharing without having to sprinkle in lies. I know that's probably so foreign to you that you're unable to process what I just proposed. I have a feeling you're still not ashamed, though. Disgusting.

>>23118362
i should kill myself NOW
>>23118361
>>23118364
i mean just dont be a fucking retard like me and you should be fine i think

>>23118384
fuck you

>>23118384
ive lived my whole life mixing truth and lies as long as i can remember
like since i was a young child
i dont think im gonna change that now, or ever
>Disgusting.
im not sure why but hearing people express their dislike for me gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach
thank you

>>23118364
the bad stories probably get spread around more than good ones, but yea enough dudes i know got sucker punched in a bar that i don't trust em.
mixing alcohol with stupid people never ends well.
>>23118370
there's probably small communities that feel more like that, anywhere you have dense populations shit becomes a pvp zone quick.
>>23118390
eh don't be so harsh on yourself, you just had an accident. i bruised my tail bone once hopping off of a 3ft rock, couldn't sit down for like a year without pain lol.

>>23118427
>there's probably small communities that feel more like that, anywhere you have dense populations shit becomes a pvp zone quick.
maybe yeah
i was always interested by the "intranet" setups of some remote tribes and villages
it looks like stuff you'd see in like 2008 lol

>>23118427
>eh don't be so harsh on yourself, you just had an accident. i bruised my tail bone once hopping off of a 3ft rock, couldn't sit down for like a year without pain lol.
i had something similar happen during a LAN party
i never got it treated, i think i have mild sciatica from it

>>23118390
>i mean just dont be a fucking retard like me and you should be fine i think
it seems difficult to predict whether you'll be a fucking retard while on alcohol, is the problem

>>23118427
i mean thanks but 3 feet?
thats like a 1 meter drop no?
how the fuck did you actually manage that sorry

>>23118461
>it seems difficult to predict whether you'll be a fucking retard while on alcohol, is the problem
i think the way to go is to just assume you will act retarded while drunk, atleast it would be for me since i always do dumb shit i regret while drunk

>>23118464
>how the fuck did you actually manage that sorry
if you land flat on your back, the force is distributed over a greater area
if most of the force goes into a small area like some discs in your spine, the force is much greater
this is the principle blades and cutting edges work on, actually

but yeah it's possible to land awkwardly so that most of the force is absorbed by a tiny fragile bone or whatever, plenty of ways to do that

i didn't describe that right but hopefully it makes sense

>>23118471
ah well
idk what to say man
that fucking sucks

>>23118481
nah its fine the math checks out i believe

How can I muster the courage to drink around other people

>>23118530
oh thats extremely easy
just drink alone before you got out drinking with other people

>>23118450
>you will never live to shitpost on tribechan
damn...
>>23118456
that's fucked, chronic pain is no joke.
>>23118464
childish stupidity, being reckless and lured into a false sense of security since i had been climbing and jumping off shit for like an hour. rock had it out for me man lol.

>>23118541
When I go outside drunk I get that weird feeling that everyone is looking at me and noooticing

>>23118485
>>23118918
>that's fucked, chronic pain is no joke.
it's tolerable so far, it's been about 5 years
i hear this is the sort of thing that becomes intolerable when you're like 40, though
gotta get my life together...
>>you will never live to shitpost on tribechan
>damn...
its over

>>23118918
well such things happen
its just life i guess
>>23118934
thats why you go to bars and the like were other people are drunk, surely you can deal with being self concious on the way over there

>>23118384
why did you leave
come back please
i need more harsh words

>>23119151
frick u

>>23119185
now that just doesnt do it for me at all

>>23119228
I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!!!!
>.<

>>23119244
sigh, just stop trying
this is clearly not your domain
we can just have a little chit chat instead
how are you doing this lovely night?

>>23119247
I was rewatching some anime, tsk. The s*n is already rising

>>23119267
what anime
>The s*n is already rising
i live quite far up north in sweden and its still sort of summer so the sun doesnt really even set
i mean it kind of does for an hour or so but mostly its just fairly bright all day and night

>>23119275
Classroom of the élite
You may laugh
>he sun doesn't really even set
Grim. I've always wanted to live in Siberia but never thought of this inconvenience

>>23119294
>Classroom of the élite
>You may laugh
i mean i never saw it myself so i dont think that would be a reasonable thing for me to do
>Grim. I've always wanted to live in Siberia but never thought of this inconvenience
well the winter were the sun never rises more then slightly above the horizon makes up for it i guess

>>23119315
you should give it a try
Anyway maybe I need two residences, one in Siberia and one in Chile at the cape hoorn
Living there shouldn't be expensive, I wonder if they have internet though

>>23119360
two residences could be interesting

also holy shit, i thought siberia was its own country somewhere in asia
i didn't realize it was the eastern two thirds of russia, i always wondered what went on over there

>>23119360
>you should give it a try
i might
>Anyway maybe I need two residences, one in Siberia and one in Chile at the cape hoorn
going back and forth twice a year might be ideal actually

>>23119151
you're the twink.

>>23119399
wow good job
that is just..... nothing
im dissapointed
try again

>>23119432
excuse me? how about show a little gratitude. do you just come here to suck away everyone's time and effort without offering anything in return?

>>23119455
>do you just come here to suck away everyone's time and effort without offering anything in return?
that pretty much sums it up yeah
>how about show a little gratitude
how about you suck my fucking cock

>>23119463
>how about you suck my fucking cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKnpacrr4F0

>>23119393
>going back and forth twice a year might be ideal actually
yeah can visit the family in the meanwhile
This town seems cozy 54°56'08"S 67°36'12"W
And for the north... 69°41'52"N 170°18'52"E
I wonder how much such an apartment costs

>>23119474
kek
the pinnacle of german autism

>>23119486
inte4resting image

>>23119486
i cant be bothered to look those coordinates up but im sure their real nice
>>23119474
also last time i got my dick sucked i was actually terrified she would do something crazy like bite it off because shes an absolute coke fiend and we had a bit of a falling out before that
i praise the lord she didnt

>>23119526
waaaaaawaaaaaaaaa just use google earth

>>23119526
>also last time i got my dick sucked i was actually terrified she would do something crazy like bite it off because shes an absolute coke fiend and we had a bit of a falling out before that
>i praise the lord she didnt
i would never in a thousand years be able to enjoy that while anxious about that lol

>>23119542
nah
dont wanna
dont care enough

>>23119544
doops checked
also it was not very enjoyable at all
i was glad when it was over and my cock was still intact

WHY DO MY COOKIES KEEP GETTING WIPED WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T WANT A TIMER EVERY MESSAGE

>>23119559
sorry anon
sometimes i wish we had the technology...

>>23119489
ehehe
>>23119554
glad you made it out as well

>>23119559
someone give this nigga a cookie jar
>>23119565
thanks senpai
it was actually quite scary

>>23119294
>Grim. I've always wanted to live in Siberia but never thought of this inconvenience
right i forgot to mention, it really isnt all that bad if you want to sleep at night, you just get some THICK curtains

>>23119834
But it's exactly the gloomy feel I want without curtains or when walking to a store
Also I absolutely detest warm weather
I hate blue skies too

>>23119866
>Also I absolutely detest warm weather
understandable
>I hate blue skies too
oh fucking come on man
thats just silly

>>23119896
blue, clear, and endless void, remembers me of thoughts that are both terrifying and pointless

>>23119911
tell me you are a control freak whitout telling me youre a control freak