Thread 23121355

As a representative of my country, I am sincerely asking for any assistance or support. For more than four years, our nation has been under military control. I understand that it may be seen as legal for a general to seize power, but since then, nothing good has happened to our country or our people.

Children, teenagers, and adults are being drafted into the military, forced to fight and do things against their will. Families are broken, hopes are fading, and the future of our youth is being stolen. I have not yet been drafted, but I live every day with fear, knowing that I could be taken at any moment.

We are human beings who only wish for freedom, peace, and the chance to live with dignity. I ask, with all sincerity, for the world not to look away. Please, help us.

>>23121355 (OP)
really?
how did it get this way?

Damn Arulco is down bad

What of the King?

>>23121355 (OP)
Look, I think I can help kid. You see I'm a Canadian Duke, a man of great means. The only problem is that there has been a hold placed on the royal bank account. A minor clerical error, surely. However because I can't access the Royal Bank account I don't have the funds to remove the hold! We can clear the problem up, but I'll need your help to start the revolution.

Send me $4,000 USD today and after a week I will send you back $400,000 USD as a start. After that we can look into more.

Indeed, during the past four years, it was not like this in the beginning. But as time passed, people began to protest, and soon, conflict spread everywhere. Civil wars broke out between the military and the people, leaving our country torn apart and our lives filled with fear and uncertainty. The truth is, the military is at the root of all these problems. They have become greedy, holding onto power only for themselves, while the people suffer every single day.

>>23121359
Indeed, during the past four years, it was not like this in the beginning. But as time passed, people began to protest, and soon, conflict spread everywhere. Civil wars broke out between the military and the people, leaving our country torn apart and our lives filled with fear and uncertainty. The truth is, the military is at the root of all these problems. They have become greedy, holding onto power only for themselves, while the people suffer every single day.

HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA

>>23121427
Bruh.

>> 23121377
The King? people still wait for his return, but for now, we stand alone against the generals.

>>23121427
Classic.

OP, stay strong. If they try to draft you, what happens if you refuse to work?

>>23125398
>*buuuuuuuuuuuuuurp *
>eeeer
>I'm the part of the TEMP (temporary emergency military police) I heard you were trying to dodge the draft bud

>>23121355 (OP)
do what ukraine did and start paying for hopeless losers on the internet to come over and fight while drawing international attention to your cause. when western citizens start joining 3rd world armies western governments start paying attention.

>>23121427
lel the highest peerage in canada is a baron.

>>23125429
is this >>23125462 you?

>>23125488
>you too Willy lets go

>>23125497
ate a little salad today I'monna a context for the govi on annual renewals of four weeks

>munch

but while I'm eating and sustaing this Brit I can answer just go sit in my car there and well get everything straightened out

>>23125498
sure. what the pay?
I ain't getting off my arse for any less that what I can make in an outback mine, $160,000p/y.

>>23125497
as long as I round up Jannies like you I get to dodge the draf

>munch

Im actually not a part of the gubmerbt

we take trans you not safe
Myanmar has oil deposit we found we cannot have you dodge

>>23125520
that's bove my paygrain sir I am employees part time through Nestle and they work for the goverment

>this badge is for breast cancer awarnes

>>23125528
scary

honored to be a janny though lol

>>23125551
its for the people you're doing the right thing for mayanmar

>crunch wipes hands

your assets belong to us at a appreciating divaden that increases by 30% anually

have a good day sir

>eeeer

>>23125556
I've heard mods but I've only ever seen it popularly used to criticize normies

I like it for that its funnier

>>23125562
>its for the people you're doing the right thing for mayanmar
if a hundred million people did the same thing, yeah, it would actually fix myanmar, ironically

i know that's "just a hypothetical", but it's not, because the CIA makes a hundred million people talk about feces and suicide instead

>>23125542
then tell you manager I want to give you 5 star review on yelp.

i had a teenage kid tell me in vivid detail about the prison systems in florida & how horrible they are, before talking about wanting to become a game developer and how hard math is and how they don't know how to use commas

>>23125578
eh I don't see us being stronger the right thing

if we found an actual use for these people with camps immigrant taxes up to 20 percent or more 25 to be fair truly 11 years there mixed with every thetnicity not race grouping cant leave if you don't know the law and English unless you wanna go home

then its like youre starting with a work visa after that

good for the economy they're safe good for brand recognition make sure the money is put in its own piggey bank every dime of their tax money spent in places we can verify and see ya know make the IRS do their job on themselves to keep it even and afloat don't wanna be like china and get outta hand

but if were not just because we're stronger I don't see how we can pick a side in an insurgency, who would it really benefit? How would we ensure another problematic regime didn't start pseudo colonization? Seems like they'd call us evil whitey for that

we have no place there and why would I want to side with a government that recruits kid OR a rebel faction that's gonna expect WESTERN CITZENS TO SHOOT KIDS LOL

take a step back on it

>>23125595

thank you sir if I get 4 arrest notifications I can go to ihop

>>23125611
you don't have to pick a side between the current government or insurgency
you can side with merit and eugenics, if that makes sense
it worked ofr a while

>>23125611
We could cut them off and their supplies till they acted right but picrel

>>23125640
hmmm

>>23125635
lets just let themselves work things out over there

we can end sweatshops even us as western citzens if we agreed not to buy Chinese made products unless we had a legit badge on it or sticker that proved it wasn't made in a sweatshop

we like our stuff cheap

like its sad and all but I just see it affecting our economy poorly for something that'll be the same in a week

wdym by eugenics?

>>23125646
I'm not against gonk annihilation

>>23125662
i don't know man
it's all fucked
it shouldn't cost that much to do something about it, but i guess it would
and that is an interesting idea about ending sweatshops, i like it
>wdym by eugenics?
idk really

>>23125685
its like NK

we get "hacked" by them all the time, its almost like our way of secretly handing them money. China will give them money all the time. Give them food ECT.

the reason the west or even China doesn't do anything about NK is because it would sadly be too big of a deal to help all those people and find an economic use for them. Really, they're a perfect example of how we treat this stuff.

we could do something, we could end sweatshops, we could probably even find a way to basically shut down mayanmars economy tell they play ball get rid of water evacute ppl idk

but the cost and manpower versus what wed get out of it isn't worth it

we could all live kombiya tomorrow but I wont lie I like sitting here smoking weed in my free country that can stay that way because were on top watching YouTube and hopefully soon working lol

I like that our homeless can be fat

>>23125724
i feel you, and i like the way you write
i guess these things are difficult in practice
>I like that our homeless can be fat
eheheh

>>23125388
U can't. U will get draft instantly once u let u guard down. Bc they can be pop out of nowhere.