Thread 23121899

i have a mostly naked chick in my bedroom right now ama

>>23121899 (OP)
was she fully naked at any point?

tell her to put some clothes on

>>23121907
yes
>>23121911
she doesnt have clothes to wear

does she smell good?

>>23121917
she has a bit of a wild scent

What graveyard did you find the body in? Also what happened to the other half that wasn't naked? Make sure to return it; don't want the "curse of the cummy". Or you do. You do you, man.

>>23121913
you should knit a tiny hat for her

>>23121899 (OP)
Who asked?

>>23122154
eheheh

could make one of those giant woven basket hats
idk if you know what i'm talking about..
oh yeah they're just called "sun hats"

>>23122152
>What graveyard did you find the body in?
my backyard
>Also what happened to the other half that wasn't naked?
covered in bandages
>>23122154
im not good at knitting

>>23121899 (OP)
Big tits?

>>23122171
me neither i tried to make a scarf once but i struggled to keep the tension consistent

>>23122183
no breast but a nice tail

>>23122186
Damn. Well in that case, I'm not jealous.

oh i'm an idiot

>>23122187
idk men who prefer tits are lame anyway. We evolved from creatures that stared at dumpers all the time
>>23122190
>oh i'm an idiot
how did you come to such a conclusion?

>>23122191
i thought when you said "chick" you meant it as the colloquial term for a human girl

even though there was that other thread from several oohurs ago

>>23122196
>>23122197
lol yes
picrel, the mostly naked chick in my bedroom

>>23122258
fluffy..........

>>23122263
yes...
its a bit bigger than the chicks in the pic i sent you. That pic was from when they first hatched and that was a month ago

>>23122191
We also evolved from creatures that throw their own feces at each other. Also, staring at tits was also part of our evolution. As our species progressed, we gravitated more towards missionary, instead of doggie. Tits kind of became a butt, except on a woman's chest instead. So It's actually more "evolved" to prefer tits

>>23122264
makes sense
it looks suboptimally fluffy in that picture

>>23121899 (OP)
Is she fat?

>>23122280
>it looks suboptimally fluffy in that picture
its a pure silkie

>>23122433
it'll be cool to see it grow
looking back at the image it's fluffier than i thought, i think some of it blends in to the light background & it confused me

>>23121899 (OP)
Leave your sister alone

>>23123112
>looking back at the image it's fluffier than i thought, i think some of it blends in to the light background & it confused me
picrel is a rooster. I had to give him haircuts when he was younger just so he could see

>>23122160
go back newfag

>>23123173
- 12 year old tripfag in disguise

>>23121899 (OP)
How old is she?

>>23124356
1 month

>>23123135
>les niggy jeans