Thread 23125067

Why haven’t you built your own home

>>23125067 (OP)
that's so ugly.

>>23125067 (OP)
that's definitely the kitchen of a faggot

The marble pattern looks like there are holes in the wall

>>23125067 (OP)
i can't afford it
maybe if we built homes from cardboard and a few planks like in the US

and damn he has a shit taste
that's ugly as fuck

reminder you can't buy good taste

>>23125070
it's drywall so maybe it is

Needs more cabinets...

>>23125067 (OP)
It would be nice to do that but here in North America (minus Mexico) everything is super scammy and very gay. Home ownership is another juice that isn't worth the squeeze.

>>23125067 (OP)
imagine how long it took to run the wires for those incredibly retarded poorly thought out puck lights. If you're going to go through that much trouble just recess them. He probably thinks it will add 100k to the resale value.

>>23125076
kek i just noticed it
why are there so many of them in a random pattern lmao

Too many pocket lights in random places, uncentered non-complimentary coloured cabinets. Ugly empty space above cabinets exaggerates the fact that they aren’t centered. Useless windowed cabinets near the ceiling and above the rangehood. Also the countertop and backsplash are hideous. Flooring was either not squared when installed or is just an ugly pattern with an odd angle on it for no apparent reason. Gives the appearance of the house being on a slope. Cabinets directly above a door is also just dumb as fuck. Imagine needing something from one of those cabinets when someone is trying to come in the kitchen, just awkward.

All of this is ugly and looks slapped together out of leftover parts or stolen from random jobsites.

> my dad owns a cabinet shop
This guy is well connected with people who know how to build a house, are able to get materials cheaper, or already have generational wealth.

In other words, not anyone can build a house by age 30, unless you're a sheltered faggot and daddy and mommy helped you. Like in picrels case.

>>23125067 (OP)
The cabinets above the opening are very disturbing

>>23125076
those wires are just laying loose in the crawlspace above the ceiling

>>23125067 (OP)
Zoning laws.

>>23125080
that is the single worst offender in this image. the bad floor/wall colors is second. Honestly if you see something this ugly it's worth buying because the fixes are easy. It is not worth buying because of the other indicators that this was built by someone who did not know what they were doing.

>>23125067 (OP)
It’s definitely functional for storage but you need a ladder to get most of the cabinets . The glass ones are to showcase stuff. I just have no idea what you would store in the cabinets above the doorway. If you store something in kitchen you probably have some eventual use for it. So you’d need a step ladder in the house just for that ?…

>>23125067 (OP)
Wait until you see the bathroom

>>23125067 (OP)
So how are you supposed to reach the cabinets at the top left?

>>23125067 (OP)
I'd love to take a sledgehammer to it. Everything about it is terrible.

>>23125067 (OP)
Aside from the fact that I am not a licensed homebuilder and would not be able to build anything besides a basic wooden shack, it's a nightmare to do in Canada because of all the paperwork and permits needed. It's also very expensive, the cost of materials has gone up a lot. You can't really get away with building a 2500 square foot house in Vancouver or Toronto for less than 800-900k unless you are willing to significantly compromise quality, you'll also need to use worse labourers (Indians).

>>23125078
>windowed cabinet above range hood
damn I didn't even think of that one. Amazingly retarded. The hood slopes out so it makes it that much harder to get shit from it even with a ladder.
It gets worse the longer you stare at it. This predditor needs to blow his brains out.

>>23125085
remove the black and that’s okay

>>23125067 (OP)
>those cabinets 10 fucking feet from the floor

>>23125067 (OP)
because the government would kill me, my family and my pets and lable me as a terrorist post death

>>23125085
What are they storing in the bathroom???????? How much do you need?????

>>23125067 (OP)
Maybe sometimes it's better not to know how to do things after all

>>23125087
she has a beautiful face but her body (can see in her porn vids) is lackluster

>>23125067 (OP)
Don't have a rich dad who owns his own business.

>>23125087
>You're going to make a mockery of woman
KEK I'm pretty sure women do a damn fine job of that themselves. They don't need any help for that.

>>23125085
the bright white is the problem in both. that bathroom is fine otherwise

>>23125093
You’ve never lived with a woman? lol

Some retard has got a load of stolen bits off a building site to do that. It’s absolutely shit.

>>23125067 (OP)
he'll die someday when that cabinet over the door falls onto his head

>>23125085
>the drawer in the sink
what

>>23125085
>handles on the dummy faces

>>23125085
It's not as bad as the kitchen. I just don't get what the fuck is above the mirrors.

>>23125067 (OP)
why are the kitchen cabinets 10 feet high? Who built this, Shaq?

>>23125076
I heard somebody call that style of light a nipple light once. Every time now. You're welcome.

>>23125085
Not as bad. Why two sinks?
I have a dogs bottom in my bathroom

>>23125067 (OP)
I dont hate it, marble is a good choice and the wood looks good. Lights are a bit fucked and the flooring looks diagonal in relation to the interior? I would take this kitchen over my little nook with two electric stovetops any day.

>>23125106
The boob light

>>23125067 (OP)
what the fuck lunatic designed that shit

>>23125107
>this
Old pic, i was showing the toilet to Poo to frighten him. The dog bottom is to the right.

>>23125067 (OP)
Cute but that looks so tacky

>>23125067 (OP)
Just built my first home at 36, what you have pictured there is nepotism nonsense

>>23125067 (OP)
>>23125134
could be worse i guess

>>23125134
You're gonna have to climb a fucking ladder to reach half of those cabinets the guy might as well have just told us he has the downs

>>>/pol/513251360
Faggot.

>>23125134
The fucking lights placed at random.

>>23125143
i mean, i only count five out of seventeen cabinets being unreachable without a ladder
it's better to have extra hard to access cabinets than no extra cabinets, imo
you could keep rarely used shit in there

>>23125143
As unlikely as it is for a reddit user to be married, what if this dude's wife is like 5'4" or something like that?

>>23125078
>>23125080
5 years in ms paint, what do you think now?
I guess he wanted to keep his dad busy or something, given >>23125085
>>23125134
CABINETS EVERYWHERE.
I guess he won't run out of places to store his funko pops.

>>23125189
>>23125178
man you guys are pol users?

fuckin nightmare

>>23125197
/bant/ is /pol/s toilet.

>>23125208
i guess so

>>23125197
Yeh, I took too long with my 1337 ms paint art, and the thread got moved but after that much time invested I had to show off my work ya know?

>>23125215
i feel you
it looks like you used the color picker and a brush, yhou might want to mess with the stamp tool next time
i used to use a modded version of paint.net, it was a good middleground between MS paint and photoshop/wahtever

>empty cabinets
>empty counters
Nobody even lives here, not even the OP who made this shithole.

>>23125458
lol