Thread 23126560

I wonder about the life expectancy of a bant poster

sentenced to a lifetime

>>23126560 (OP)
Hey are you gay

>>23126560 (OP)
I'm 68 and just had a full physical. My doctor said I had a 40 y/o body. I was disappointed about that.

>>23126931
That's great, why where you dissapointed?

>>23126560 (OP)
not long id wager

dubs and i don't live to see 30

>>23128852
better luck next time

fuck my chud life

>>23126560 (OP)
Why does everyone want to die at 30? I've had several bantoids tell me they plan on dying before 30.

>>23126560 (OP)
me too
>>23126931
rude good health

quads?

fuck 2 posts too late

>>23128884
idk nobody is original i guess. Or maybe because 20 sounds too young and 40 too old

>>23128884
life is already so boring I can't imagine it getting better, if I find a reason to quit the plan I will instantly
How old are you?

>>23128884
I joined the 27 club about 5 years ago and I don't see what all the hype was about.

>>23128894
But what really changes between 25 and 30? I can't imagine its much different.

>>23128898
At least you're not set in stone killing yourself off before 30. The other chudcels are doing it not matter what.
>How old are you?
Younger than 30

>>23128910
You wouldn't get it Unc

killing myself as soon as my age becomes a prime number again

>>23126931
this makes me wonder who may be the oldest poster here

>>23128968
yiou gotta pay your debt to me first
if i weren't retarded i would have some VR hardware projects you would maybe be interested in helping with

>>23128968
can I have your arse after you're dead?

>>23128973
i don't get into debt with bantoids on general principle

>>23128957
probably not much but 25 feels like its closer to 20 than 30 so i guess that's the limit before you reach unc status.
Idgaf desu wtf is this discussion lol

>>23128982
damn..

>>23128957
It's just my suicide if there is one will be completely impulsive
Ever since I was part of some d*sc*rd cult as an early teen I can't forget that

>You can't regret having died<

Ever since then I've had random impulses of intrusive thoughts about throwing myself in front of the train for the most minor inconveniences like having to visit someone because of my family even though I got vacation etc

If you're not going to kill yourself, then kys.

>>23128972
>>23126931

>>23128769
I am in shape. Been running forever, cycling, etc. I mean, I don't lift because it's stupid. But they measure shit ... the measure the size of your prostate gland, which gets larger the longer you live, and he said my prostate is the normal size for a 40 y/o.
you go on a treadmill and do the stress test, where you run and the check your heart rate, then recovery time.
Some things were better than others, obviously. My 5k time gets slower every decade and so on.
When they said my body was 40, I thought about what I was doing when I was 40 and thought my body should be a little younger. 35? 35 would be just about right.

thanks for reading my old man blog.

>>23128972
I guarantee there are old farts who are older than 68 and you see them on /mu/ and /lit/ and /pol/ and /b/. Yeah, /b/. I'm retired for the most part. work a few weekends a month. Been on this stupid site since 2005, and I was an old fart then too.
Inside every old guy is a Beavis or Butthead. This has never changed.

>>23128981
nah i'm getting it embalmed and preserved in a museum

>>23129000
Rude

>>23129009
>Inside every old guy is a Beavis or Butthead. This has never changed.
eheheh

>>23129009
Do you feel superior to me because you have lived more than 3 times as long as me, grandpa-sama?

>>23128968
Killing yourself is bad or something

>>23128985
>Idgaf desu wtf is this discussion lol
Just saying what other have told me without thinking
idk

>>23128995
And what did they do to you in these iss'ord cults? I was in a couple when I was younger and older men/trannies kept trying to groom me.

>>23129034
why

>>23128884
its more of a reality than a want. i live like complete shit. and i just continue pushing it further every day

>>23129034
Yeah and blackmail, just 2016 discord activities
I once called someone's mom to let her know that her son takes drugs and she should search his room.... weirdest shit I ever did and afterwards I cringed out

About tree fiddy

>>23129034
>Just saying what other have told me without thinking
And then you wonder why you have to suffer with the two party system jaja
>discord
This reminds me of a server i was in when i was younger where some dude would unironically post israel phonk edits before they were mainstream and another posting some glowie honeypot group propaganda.
I can call myself a glowie brainwashing survivor i think.

>>23129009
>Inside every old guy is a Beavis or Butthead
strangely true. I've seen plenty of beavis and butthead carbon copies in pubs I've drunk at before.
>>23129010
this is the greatest disappointment I've felt since I found out that CCP secret agents has stopped putting free oestrogen in my water.

>>23126560 (OP)
37 or something, will get back to you in a few years.

>>23129040
You'll miss growing old with your future husband

>>23129042

>>23129048
We did something similar but called the dean at his college and got him kicked out.
Does the blackmailing stuff still bother you?
I'm still in one of them.

>>23129051
Sounds a lot better than having a 26 year old man beg to be your bf when you're like 15.

>>23129042
I forgot to type something sorry
Stop pushing it

>>23129079
what kind of servers were those where everybody was groomed? I was a retard back then that clicked on every invite link but besides chuds crossposting from /pol/ i never saw people like those.
I even have an IRL friend that was giga groomed but despite us being good friends at that time i never got close to the source of said grooming.

Good on all of you getting though this btw. Must have been hell.

>>23129079
every second i remain alive is an extra second i have to spend without a husband so the only logical thing to do is unalive myself immediately

>>23129079
Why would it bother me? It just got boring since most of the "blackmailers" where too pussy to actually do anything funny and I bet it's still the same
Every time it's just one dude doing all the work and taking the risk while the others circlejerk

>>23129116
well had a friend i mean.
All of a sudden he started distancing himself from me and how i perceived it it was more another person telling him to than his own decision.
I don't really know however. It was long ago but still so sudden and i swear there was something fishy. Just don't let your kids use discord if you will have them.

>>23129116
>what kind of servers were those where everybody was groomed?
They were 4chan related servers. I was pretty active in some /b/ communities when I was little. I'm sure you can imagine the kind of people that I ran into regularly.

>>23129132
Are you even talking to boys? You have to talk to guys if you want a husband.

>>23129140
The way you randomly brought it up without anyone asking kind of made it seem like it bothers you.

>>23129079
>>23129088
no can do sorry im socially stunted and stuck in a lifetime of debt + tiny pecker, if I lived past 30 id probably become a tranny. so its the better choice

>>23129174
>4chan related servers
>/b/ communities
How did you stumble on those if i might ask?

>>23129174
Well we talked a lot about suicide in there and some conclusions like "you can't regret having died" "regret dies when you do" "there's no room for remorse in eternal rest" just stuck to my way of thinking

>>23129174
you have to talk to them?
i thought you just focused you energies and aligned your chakras until you manifested one into existence

>>23129179
Is this what they call learned learned helplessness?

>>23129188
>I posted in their threads
>Made friends
>Joined their voice chats that were linked in the threads
>Played videogames with some of them
Snowballed from there into a huge shitshow

>>23129192
So you regret it? Doesn't that imply it bothers you?

>>23129226
>Is this what they call learned learned helplessness?
looks like it

>>23129212
Some methods work better than others

>>23129235
i'll look into chinese internal alchemy that looks promising

>>23129226
No it actually opened my eyes, I think that server and 2b2t servers formed the person I am now

>>23129226
ah, so you were already involved in 4chan.
Thought those servers had some sort of presence outside of here and you got on via that.

>>23129226
i'll be lucky to have this shit paid off my 50s, maybe i just join the army or go to jail instead of suicide

>>23129233
This new buzzword is powerful

>>23129240
But you can only get Asian bfs like that

>>23129251
I know I'd be a different person if I didn't go through all of that. Don't think I'd like that me either.
> 2b2t
I'd regret getting groomed in minecraft servers thoughever

>>23129252
It was basically filled with a large amount of the avatarfags and tripfaggots from /b/ when it was a less shit board. My teenage years were spent being groomed by avatarfags on /b/.

>>23129268
How much debt are you in?

>>23129319
me on the bottom right
>This new buzzword is powerful
kinda yeah
self-fulfilling prophecies everywhere...
you can make good ones, but no one does
i guess some people dothough

>>23129319
Ah because the pipeline went in reverse for me.
I was in servers with lax rules and then gradually became involved in 4chan. Most extreme stuff i saw on discord was just gore and BBC spam.
>My teenage years were spent being groomed by avatarfags on /b/.
Grim.
Hope it wasn't too taxing on you.

>>23129319
>I'd regret getting groomed in minecraft servers thoughever
It actually taught me the basics of Java because I wanted to deobfuscate some very novel paid cheat and install a backdoor just to upload CP to their computers bit tje feds intervined and I got forced therapy

>>23129319
i can settle for an honourary aryan instead of an actual aryan

>>23129677
holy shit

>>23129319
almost 7 digits, family shit. :)

>>23129640
Trapped in your own mental chastity cage

>>23129658
I can see how it would work both ways.
I remember one time like 15 of them got into a tinycams chatroom and one of the 30 year old women was ripping herself apart with a knife while everyone watched. They recorded the whole thing and started sharing it too.

>>23129677
Sounds pretty deranged

>>23129682
Heard they have really tiny peckers

>>23129700
40k and your moms?

>>23129677
Did any of the pedos ever face any repercussions for getting you to this point?

>>23129730
fuck you

>>23129730
734k

>>23129737
Why?

>>23129741
Is the debt in your name or your families name? That shit is not your problem if its in somebody elses name.

>>23129754
i dunno

>>23129730
Ah my very beginnings were on an Nintendo DS XL and its browser but thats another story.

>>23129731
SALVATION

>>23129770
>you wanna know how I got this porn addiction?

About tree fiddy

>>23129768
Eat shit

>>23129769
I've heard stories about a lot of grooming happening in the pokemon scene for that.

>>23129730
Constantly sensation seeking.... it's always beel like that for me
>>23129731
What pedos, 2b2t players where on average maybe 13 years old dude and it was the shit
griefing bases and the betrayals of factions it's literally the harshest half larp game

>>23129812
Its more about what unsupervised internet access does to a little kid.
I had like two games for the damn thing.

>>23129812
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22058159/#q22058771
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22916095/#q22921758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_2bKUOZ0g
still banned btw

>>23129813
Got time mixed up sorry.

BTW sorry for double posting rn but im on my phone now. Wanted to sleep but this thread is too interesting but bed is too comfy.

>>23129813
The sensation of some BWC will fix you

>>23129821
tbf parents that grew up without the internet didn't really understand what they were letting their kids do.

>>23129823
Not me
This is me
Stop being dumb

>>23129841
i dunnooo

>>23129730
please stop perpetuating harmful stereotypes on the internet

>>23129843
>i dunnooo
Thats the problem

>>23129841
is the archive broken? i know they are sometimes

>>23129841
Nah they knew but just didin't care.
If beating your kid and shit is ok then whats a little porn going to change?

>>23129851
true

wish i knew more

>>23129841
I bet m dick is bigger than yours

>>23129850
Asians make good bottoms because of it. Tell me I'm wrong.

>>23129853
I've only ever really used that tripcode with namesync. You're not going to find it in the archives.
https://github.com/milkytiptoe/Name-Sync

>>23129854
Its weird because Christan homes were pro kid beating and anti-porn. Might be giving them to much credit.

>>23129861
Still a bottom for life

>>23129881
idk i've only met like two asian guys before

>>23129881
>Christan homes
Oh my place was a lot more interesting than than. We were mascarading as that but it was more like random eastern european superstitious mixed with an extremely anti semitic ex-jewish father.
In the end there were no morals at play from any religion besides those that were convinient at the time.

>>23129895
Come back when you've met at least one of each flavor.

>>23129911
> was more like random eastern european superstitious mixed with an extremely anti semitic ex-jewish father.
I'm not even going to pretend to know what that was like.
> ex-jewish
Is jewish a race or religion?

>>23129881
I'm a big hairy man, from your wording one could think you're a woman

>>23129923
>I'm a big hairy man
I already know what you look like. You're a skinny blond boy that wears shot shorts and leggings with no body hair.
>one could think you're a woman
They would be wrong and stupid.

>>23129919
>I'm not even going to pretend to know what that was like.
I don't know why CPS never got involved. I still have a actual scar from the beatings.
>Is jewish a race or religion?
Its sorta both I guess. There is the religious part but there are also some ethnicities behind it.
He is very against all things jewish however. Take the most extreme /pol/ chud and mix him with a facebook zombie an volia. Pretended to be christian but was actually just an atheist. Never worked a day of his live here too but expected everybody to work at NASA or some shit.

>>23129939
I actually have hair in my crotch and under my arms and 8 stubbles on my chin
Besides I'm 180cm tall and my hair is ight brown not blonde I also have br*wn eyes

>>23129962
Did someone ever tell them about it? A lot of people here in states (like myself) are required to report suspected child abuse. Scars from beatings would count.

Sorry your dad was such a chudcel...

>>23129982
Shave
We're basically the same height then
>my hair is ight brown not blonde
I remember it being blond in the pictures you posted. Guess I could be wrong.

>>23129993
Of course I shave, and from the way you talk I could easily beat you up, have you ever been in a fight before?

>>23130029
One time in highschool some faggot was going around and telling everyone I was gay. So I beat him up in the bathroom at a football game.

>>23130048
Fagots deserve this punishment... it can't be helped
But I have a lot more experience from fighting Albanians hehe

>>23129993
>Did someone ever tell them about it?
Ha! Nobody that should have ever did.
Especially the schools. Dunno how much the family troubles were visible but the behavioral issues were! Even noted them in the school certificates. But where others would have notified a specialist about a possible retard or whatever they thought I was they basically just punished me too haha. Christian school BTW. Some staff were nice but the ones I interacted with were these horrible boomer cunts.
Had two psychiatrists comment on the certificates or whatever the translation is, "dunno why nobody did something you're the one usually working with the people raising the alarm" I thought.
>Sorry your dad was such a chudcel...
Mom wasn't a saint either but enough ranting.

Im mean "zeugniss"

>>23130092
Getting thrashed by Albanians doesn't count. You seem like the kind of person who bites.

>>23130103
Schools here aren't really much better desu. You basically have to get lucky as a kid if you want someone to save you. I spent a lot of time in detention for probably similar reasons.

>>23129009
how you got into 4chan back then? what do you think changed the most?
imagining a 68 year old seeing anime stuff here makes me kinda happy in a weird way

>>23130152
I'm the kind of person that pulls a knife niggy

>>23130162
We have guns here
You will be shot if you pull out a knife

>>23130176
I am not allowed to get a visa hmpf
lucky for you

>>23130185
Is that a permanent thing or are they going to let you leave eventually?

>>23130185
Why not

>>23130195
Idk but they're strict with the criminal record, maybe in 10 years when it's dissolute
I really would have liked to go to Missouri but it's not happening. So I'm going to Macau with my father instead that way I don't have to pay anything so even better. Ironic that the country with so many illegals has such strict visa rules but for china you don't even need one in the first 3 weeks

>>23130218
Never heard of anyone wanting to visit Missouri before.
>Macau with my father
What are you going to do in China? You're pretty close to HongKong too.

My social battery is getting low

Good thread
good night
Thanks

>>23130239
just sightseeing, I was in Taipei last year and really enjoyed it
Macau is an interesting city because there's a lot of western architecture from when the Portuguese colonized it, now it's practically the las Vegas of china (without the crackheads on the sidewalk)
My father wants to go to Beijing later not Hong Kong I think he knows ppl there
you don't need to reply btw

>>23130252
gn

>>23130254
sounds fun
>you don't need to reply btw
if u say so

>>23129033
no, it's because you are a mountain jew. age has nothing to do with that.

>>23130160
It's what was there. I was into MAD and Monty Python and National Lampoon and Cracked in the old days. Then Beavis and Butthead, MST3K and all the other stupid shit. Then the internet came along and everything was there for the taking.

>>23130252
gngn

>>23130471
>I was into MAD
?

>>23130471
I have 0% swiss DNA my tow gradfathes where from Ireland am northern Italy and my grandmothers where from scottand

>>23130599
and germany

>>23130599
how did they ended up in switzerland

>>23132827
Probably some upper-class parasites.